Don't Do It Yourself
This episode has our longest intro ever, where we introduce Pete, the serial killer who can't kill people. After that we make urban legends about the Skunk Ape, Ga-Panther, and Compost Pete, make our 101st Silence of the Lambs reference, talk about the Hook Man, a lot of old stories we brought up on previous episodes come back, and we make sex uncomfortable again.
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How to give gifts like a dick. How to know if you are being haunted by a sex ghost. If you are being haunted by a sex ghost, is it a sensual sex ghost or just the regular kind? Best movies to turn into musicals. Got it all here, folks.
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The name of the game this week is survival. Surviving in the world after an EMP blast. Surviving in Future House, the reality tv show about the future where roombas are out to get you. Surviving in a mall with a monkey armed with a chainsaw. You know, situations you could easily find yourself any day.
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How do you stop a burglary? By robbing them instead. Then becoming burgle bandit named Rob Robertson. If snakes were fireproof, could you launch them at houses to put out fires? Will you get a free pass to heaven if someone who got Raptured ate your finger? Could God be considered the ultimate landlord? We cover it all in this short but sweet one. Our big 7-0!
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What's Montana fashion week like? How can you escape a party when all you have is a police uniform? Can Cosmo actually be funny? What is the sex position called "The Susan B Anthony"? When did Zac became a motorcycle centaur? Most of these and many more questions you never ever asked us get answered this week.
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Frucken are a combination of frogs and chickens, you can tell if someone broke up with Mike on account of the spoon fires and Pecs Motorcycle is the best name ever made.
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In thirty minutes we mention Thompson's Wood Seal and diamond teeth, rhyme like G-Eazy and Limp Bizkit, get sexually molested by recliners, have a PSA on a very serious issue in a very not serious way, explain Snake Church, and Zac defends eating Glow Sticks.
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Just take a look at the wikihow we cover today. You know this is going to be good. Also we manage to make references to Cypress Hill, Sublime, and the Police. Good times.
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Because they get touched so much, do braille books smell bad?
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This week we are joined by the hilarious to talk about sex positions involving Hot Wheels, cooking shows starring prison inmates, and what to do if you are an astronaut stuck on a deserted island.
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Topics: Sneeze Docking, Silencer, Mute to Poot, AWBC, Smell-o-Vision, Satan's Whistle, Waldoverse, Waldo 3:14, Peter Pan's Bad Guy, MegaHurtz the Pain Robot, First Impression Email, Chop Yourself in Half
Wikihows: How to Fart Quietly, How to Find Waldo, How to Make People Forget Your First Impression