Don't Do It Yourself

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DDIY 73 - Urban Legends 06/19/2015

DDIY 73 - Urban Legends This episode has our longest intro ever, where we introduce Pete, the serial killer who can't kill people. After that we make urban legends about the Skunk Ape, Ga-Panther, and Compost Pete, make our 101st Silence of the Lambs reference, talk about the Hook Man, a lot of old stories we brought up on previous episodes come back, and we make sex uncomfortable again. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3625957

DDIY 72 - Silence of the Lambs - The Musical 06/05/2015

DDIY 72 - Silence of the Lambs - The Musical How to give gifts like a dick. How to know if you are being haunted by a sex ghost. If you are being haunted by a sex ghost, is it a sensual sex ghost or just the regular kind? Best movies to turn into musicals. Got it all here, folks. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3599429

DDIY 71 - Doomba the Roomba 05/29/2015

DDIY 71 - Doomba the Roomba The name of the game this week is survival. Surviving in the world after an EMP blast. Surviving in Future House, the reality tv show about the future where roombas are out to get you. Surviving in a mall with a monkey armed with a chainsaw. You know, situations you could easily find yourself any day. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3583606

DDIY 70 - Burgle The Burglar 05/22/2015

DDIY 70 - Burgle The Burglar How do you stop a burglary? By robbing them instead. Then becoming burgle bandit named Rob Robertson. If snakes were fireproof, could you launch them at houses to put out fires? Will you get a free pass to heaven if someone who got Raptured ate your finger? Could God be considered the ultimate landlord? We cover it all in this short but sweet one. Our big 7-0! /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3569432

DDIY 69 - Susan B Anthony Kiedis 05/15/2015

DDIY 69 - Susan B Anthony Kiedis What's Montana fashion week like? How can you escape a party when all you have is a police uniform? Can Cosmo actually be funny? What is the sex position called "The Susan B Anthony"? When did Zac became a motorcycle centaur? Most of these and many more questions you never ever asked us get answered this week. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3557440

DDIY 68 - Pecs Motorcycle 05/08/2015

DDIY 68 - Pecs Motorcycle Frucken are a combination of frogs and chickens, you can tell if someone broke up with Mike on account of the spoon fires and Pecs Motorcycle is the best name ever made. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3543444

DDIY 67 - Randy Recliner 04/25/2015

DDIY 67 - Randy Recliner In thirty minutes we mention Thompson's Wood Seal and diamond teeth, rhyme like G-Eazy and Limp Bizkit, get sexually molested by recliners, have a PSA on a very serious issue in a very not serious way, explain Snake Church, and Zac defends eating Glow Sticks. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3513389

DDIY 66- Rock'em Sock'em People 04/17/2015

DDIY 66- Rock'em Sock'em People Just take a look at the wikihow we cover today. You know this is going to be good. Also we manage to make references to Cypress Hill, Sublime, and the Police. Good times. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3498927

DDIY 65 - Spirit Animals 04/11/2015

DDIY 65 - Spirit Animals Because they get touched so much, do braille books smell bad? /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3486804

DDIY 64 - Stranded Astronauts with @radtoria 04/02/2015

DDIY 64 - Stranded Astronauts with @radtoria This week we are joined by the hilarious to talk about sex positions involving Hot Wheels, cooking shows starring prison inmates, and what to do if you are an astronaut stuck on a deserted island. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3466168

DDIY 63 - A Good Manager Is Like a Shitty Dad 03/27/2015

DDIY 63 - A Good Manager Is Like a Shitty Dad We upgraded! /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3453083

DDIY 62- John Wayne Ga-cy & JoJo 02/27/2015

DDIY 62- John Wayne Ga-cy & JoJo Analyzing your dreams. Enjoying shows you don't enjoy. Porn titles from famous dead authors and the legislative process. Conspiracy theories about Tipper Gore being bovine. Filling a teddy bear with "all the hair that is left over after sex". We really hit all the cultural touch points this week. All the hot button-eyed issues. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3391564

DDIY 61 - Sex Chrysalis 02/12/2015

DDIY 61 - Sex Chrysalis Happy Valentine's Day! Big changes this week. We got new microphones and sound better than ever. We use our new powers to give you some morning sex positions in a Cosmo quiz and learn how to celebrate Valentine's Day without being all lovely dovey. Especially to you, Lauren. God I hate you. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3359323

DDIY 60 - Saw 'Zaw 02/06/2015

DDIY 60 - Saw 'Zaw Just five more episodes and this podcast is eligible for Medicare. We talk Radiator Pizza Parties, have a Cosmo game about sex moves at Sochi last year, and perform self hypnosis to get....bigger. I'm sorry we talk about dicks so much this week. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3349213

DDIY 60 - Saw 'Zaw 02/06/2015

DDIY 59 - I'm Inceptioning You 01/30/2015

DDIY 59 - I'm Inceptioning You You'll notice some differences this week. We're trying out some new stuff in preparation for some big changes next week! Don't worry, we still make the same terrible jokes. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3330826

DDIY 58 - Hobo Tear Flavored Ice Cream 01/23/2015

DDIY 58 - Hobo Tear Flavored Ice Cream This week we do a wikihow about sneaking ice cream into work, play a game on a 50 Shades Cosmo article, and Clay tries his hand at accents and does a terrible job. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3315318

DDIY 57 - Immortal but Incontinent 01/16/2015

DDIY 57 - Immortal but Incontinent One Wikihow and a single Cosmo today, and they are both great. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3301947

DDIY 56 - Forever Skyborn 01/09/2015

DDIY 56 - Forever Skyborn Hope you all had a great holiday break. We sure as hell did. Note: I accidentally chopped off part of the intro, which explains why we bring up Gandalf's horse Shadowfax as some kind of horse/fax machine crossbreed a few times without explanation. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3288084

DDIY 55 - Sir Michael Jordan of Dunkelsberry 12/12/2014

DDIY 55 - Sir Michael Jordan of Dunkelsberry Topics: BangsBros, Sir Michael Jordan, Tiny Hats, Mom Loves Olive Puns, Condiment Bandolier, Hamburglar, Senior Wonka, Candy Dick, Pwning Noobs in the Bedroom, 2ToChoose, Sandbanger, IHOP Sex, Pirate's Foursome, BassoonJokes /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3238385

DDIY 54 - Sneeze Stealing 12/05/2014

DDIY 54 - Sneeze Stealing You guys asked us to talk about stealing sneezes from people so you could live forever, right? /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3221161

DDIY 53 - Witch Hand 11/26/2014

DDIY 53 - Witch Hand This episode is brought to you by Mountain Dew and the new Lionsgate Film Crime Baby. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3202258

DDIY 52 - Weaponized Facebook 11/21/2014

DDIY 52 - Weaponized Facebook We get to the hard questions, the ones that have really been troubling you. Which Spice Girl would you spend time in a sack with? How do you get arrested for sex mimes? Are koalas the guns of Australia? How terrible are people who like feet? How can you weaponize Facebook? Which is 'the good boob'? If you call someone a 'dirty nickel stacker', is that racist? Why won't my hermit crab respond to his name, Jeff? Is there some kind of correlation between maintaining an erection and meeting new people? /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3194767

DDIY 51 - Jenny Got a Hemi 11/14/2014

DDIY 51 - Jenny Got a Hemi We're back after a brief intermission! We've been recording steadily but Clay fell behind in editing episodes, but we are back to weekly releases. Clay says he's sorry. We believe him. This week we tackle two wikihows, a new segment, and another dose of Cosmo. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3181725

DDIY 50 - Tighter Than Hagrid's Hut 10/20/2014

DDIY 50 - Tighter Than Hagrid's Hut We finally hit the big 50! We're an over the hill podcast now. Thanks everyone who has listened over the past year. Grab the latest Cosmo mag, sidle up to the S.S. Waterspout's fish fountain and let's enjoy our time together. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3131105

DDIY 49 - Ken Grippyfeet, Jr. 10/13/2014

DDIY 49 - Ken Grippyfeet, Jr. NSFW. I know most of our episodes aren't safe for work, but this one is the worst in a long time. If you don't like people talking about diarrhea, I'd suggest checking out our other 48 episodes. If you like poop jokes, then the first ten minutes is your El Dorado. Once you make it through the first wikihow, we go on to talk about selfies, tattoos of the Lion King on your testicles, hashtags, living in a dungeon, and the best baseball player of all time who now lives in a dungeon and devolved his eyes, Ken Grippyfeet Jr. #blessed /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3117995

DDIY 48 - Downwind Abbey 10/06/2014

DDIY 48 - Downwind Abbey How can you find a dragon in the 21st century? They probably own a Cash for Gold business and are wearing sandals with pants. How do you properly spoon someone? We suggest the Ampersandwich or the Matrix. How rough was it to live near a dragon? According to the newest period drama Downwind Abbey, pretty damn rough. All that plus a short vignette into the life of a crash test dummy. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3105559

DDIY 47 - Grano-YOLO 09/26/2014

DDIY 47 - Grano-YOLO Topics: Drunk ghost hunters, Smuggling ice cream into space, Mars., Pigcasso and Hog Hogan, Whipperpipe, Pack it in my mouth bong, hippiest death, 98.6 MKPK, Gods raining on my forehead, Juggalo homelessthetician, Horse life cycle /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3086644

DDIY 46 - Homemade Batman 09/18/2014

DDIY 46 - Homemade Batman Is Batman a superhero or a genius ninja detective? Does Bane sound like Julia Child? How do I get my dog to dance with ecstasy? How do I out-psycho a sociopath? What do you call an electric flyswatter? Is a group of lollipop owners called a guild? We answer all of these this week. /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3072746

DDIY 45 - The Plinko Method (Anniversary Show) 09/12/2014

DDIY 45 - The Plinko Method (Anniversary Show) We've been doing this one whole year. To celebrate, we talk about anniverary gifts, having a great Saturday getting high in the Redwoods, and how we can smooch a lady at the movies even if we didn't come with them. Along the way we destroy a lot of childhood memories. It's been a great year, you guys! /episode/index/show/dontdoityourself/id/3062305

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