472: Goin’ Commando!
Double Deuce podcast
Here we are to guide you into the holiday week! The Notes: Will should have rapped! The kids love rap, and if the 80’s and 90’s taught us nothing else, they really love middle-aged white guys doing an educational rap! We got our Magic Mind re-upped! Will plays sleepy time chicken with a sleep elixir! Punched in the face with lemon, but in a good way! Rest assured, we have some red lines! Will loves a long calendar! Will likes his calendars like he likes his women! Sports Corner: go KU! Man vs Helicopter is an unrepresented story structure these days! We remember the 80’s classic...
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471: Fudgy Bottom
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Doing this one in the early morning! Will’s waking up, Nelson’s getting ready for bed, but we’re still bringing the heat! The Notes: Morning Deuce! Special guest Ollie! We hear from the youth! Fudgy Bottom! Ice cream cone for breakfast! The ol’ double fudgy bottom! Confectionary crime! 911 is a joke in Fudgy Bottom! Toolbox chat! This one’s for the dads! Toolbox of Love! Pocket nails and screws! One board away from a weapon! Preparing for the various potential collapses of society! Busting jokes is a good job and exciting to boot! We keep talking about busting! Top 5 places to find...
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470: Always a Good Time for Gravy
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Getting’ our Sunday night zoom on! The Notes: Make sure not to miss our live show on 12/20! Just like our pubes! Drive the same kind of car a witch drives! Can’t fly a broom in the rain! Sports Corner! The ultimate NWSL championship match is so close to happening we can taste it! Po-ta-toes! Don’t put all your eggs in one potato basket! Diversify your food portfolio, Seamus! We need an Ireland expert! Stop lying to Will about being Irish and kissing! Sunderland is flirting with a return to the Premier League! Will’s Thirst Traps 101! Will’s medieval dick calendar! Dick dragons!...
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469: Happy Deuce-iversary (9 Deuce-y Years)!
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Post-Halloween zoom! The Notes: Episode 469 (nice)! The sexiest episode! Come get your holiday live show on, 12/20 at Blade & Timber! Applebee’s continues to pay the price for crossing us! Happy 9 years of Deucing (11/1/2015 to 11/3/2024)! Stop putting your fingers on your mother’s balls! We are pro-big hat and anti-choker, we don’t try to hide from the issues here! A little quick election talk! Quick sports corner! The Mahomes that keeps on giving! The Ballad of George Brett Shitting His Pants! Be the Gordon Lightfoot you want to see in the world! It started out Roman but ended up...
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468: Watermelon Boobs and French Goodbyes
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Lazy afternoon zooming. The Notes: Ollie is here! Will is Waldo, but he’s too old to hide! Your boobs, two awesome watermelons! Live Holiday Show, Friday 12/20, 7pm, at Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Are we bad at business!? So salty! Whip creaming your goats! Remember kids, always ask the petting zoo for permission first! Serial killers, they’re just like us! Haley Joel Osment Corner! We help with Will’s anxiety about meeting famous people! Juggling always helps! Let the brainstorm end and the brain sun come out! French goodbyes vs Irish goodbyes! See us live! Live holiday show,...
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467: Sexy Pans & Dustbowl Dreams
Double Deuce podcast
Late, post-WNBA championship zoom! The Notes: We are dream stars! Fight or flight, or fawn, or fetal!? Vulnerable steel! Nelson’s sexy new pan! Is a cast iron skillet sexy, yea or nay!? The pan that built America! Will’s Dustbowl spank bank! Will vs Tom Joad! Will’s slow motion Dustbowl death! Drunk director vs tree! John Steinbeck would have been sad! Talkin’ about that spaghetti! Pasta porn! Dustbowl party! Quick Dave Dastmalchian appreciation corner! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook:...
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466: Less Dead Germans
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2 zooms in one night bad notes time! The Notes: Will is a box wino! Will is the famed snake hunter of Terre Haute! Nelson’s dad was a snake-wranglin man! Does your zombie apocalypse squad need a playwright!? Independence Day 2 is not great, man! How do you let President Lone Star go out like a bitch!? Will’s attempts at nerd fellowship are thwarted! The dangers of short term memory issues in a fantasy setting! The ol’ vaudeville less dead Germans bit! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook:...
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465: Are you a Billy or a Jimmy?
Double Deuce podcast
Football season zooming! The Notes: Nelson is distracted! Nelson is in a Cowboys-themed hell of his own devising! Put the jetpack dancers in the Superbowl halftime show, you cowards! Double Dragon was based on a true story! Is your management style more Billy or Jimmy!? Will’s yoga misconceptions! Top 5 Worst Animals to Put Leg Warmers On! Amateur enthusiast zookeepers! One thing about Nelson is he doesn’t miss an opportunity to make a Romancing the Stone reference! Hard bulwarking! Wrestling talk! Jim McMahon vs nature vs nurture! Never trust Hulk Hogan! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us!...
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464: The Last Hot Dino Summer
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Recorded this right after the last one, 2 in one night, so the notes aren’t great. You know the drill. The Notes: Top 5 September 29th Occurrences! The Last Hot Dino Summer! Will likes a wet dino! That’s a bad dino pool party! The workbooks are coming, we swear! Will also likes a wet He-man! What does He-Man smell like!? We’re writing He-man erotica! Don’t roll full stank out in the world! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please...
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463: Danger Turducken
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Getting a little weird on the zoom. The Notes: Nelson doesn’t have leather driving gloves! The stressful world of high society heisting is not a place for romance! Who’s trying to be out there heisting in a Star War!? Danger Turducken! D&D DM’s advice for love and lovemaking! Why doesn’t anyone ask Will for lovemaking tips? Will’s Top 5 Lovemaking Tips! Hollywood movie magic! Nelson was in a couple Sister Act situations! Walk off that metaphorical poison! Look for the union label! Will is telling you how to live your life a little bit! Nelson will jump on a math grenade for you!...
info_outlineLive from the beautiful upstairs at Blade and Timber in downtown Lawrence, Kansas with guests galore! Competition, democracy, fabulous prizes! What a mitzvah! The Notes (tbh it’s a blur): Will breaks from tradition and Nelson is scared! Which of us is Double, which one is Deuce!? Fist tattoos! Will doesn’t think Ireland has had cars for long, like they’re recent, like divorce or the Good Friday Agreement! Courtney Shipley! We’re polling the guests to settle the who’s Double, who’s Deuce situation! Jim Henson stole Oscar the Grouch from Samuel Beckett! We are very special wieners! Will’s pole is fine! The Germans enjoy outdoor music! Will is an expert on Council Grove, but not part of the tourism bureau! Top 5 Miracles of the Old Guy Who Lived in the Cave! Las Vegas miracles will get you killed! The history of Lawrence sewers! Amber Fraley! Amber is writing a sequel to The Bug Diary! Is Amber taking Nelson’s sequel notes!? Will threatens a hug! Proper dog walking form! Thus begins an air dog-walking competition, judge by proper form above all! Seamless transition from phone to poop! Droppin’ Deuces! Pete Logan and Laura Maddox Haney! Affianced bullseye axe battle! Pete’s dog-walking form is very affectionate! Will signs a book like a madman! Shawn Franklin! Top 5 Miracles of Shawn Franklin! The once and future Doper! Dubious pickles! A brown brine makes for a zesty time! Disco yards! Amateur dog-walking! John Robison! 10 years of Guild Theater improv in Lawrence! Rate My Partner! Will’s Grandpa was the Zodiac Killer! Janette Salisbury! Sculpture and Bodhi Tree Healing! There’s gonna be a sculpture of us! Swiss Army Fork! Jason Keezer aka The Keeze! Nelson employs an airhorn to alter the paradigm! Keezer does some advertisements! Keezer’s dog-walking action! Airhorn, airhorn, airhorn!
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