536: Criminal Horniness!
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The Notes: Will walks it in! We’re together, in person, and outside! Pom Corner! My Town’s Gone Crazy in the News Corner! Window masturbation! British innuendo! Breaking into Munchers! Norwich is experiencing criminal horniness! Private masturbation is still a ticket-able offense (offence) in England! The BBC is the Victoria’s Secret catalog of England! Will’s British TV masturbation rankings! Super Bowl Corner (this time with accurate teams)! The analytics of Goonies adjacency! The wetness entrée! Defense and Running is the name of Will’s prog rock band! Will vs Head &...
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535: Ain’t Nothing Wrong with Wings
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The Notes: Near, here, and in your ear! Will was at our old stomping grounds! By not being alive for 9/11, these kids aren’t remembering 9/11, and so the terrorists have won! Teen prostitutes singing Journey! Western Kansas doesn’t allow kissing! Nelson’s lost straightjacket! Are you gonna go our way!? That dang old Dracula! Opium dens! Time travel checklist: 1) kill Hitler, 2) go to an opium den! Opium dens and the patriarchy! Once again, men’s comfort is derived through women’s labor! Super Bowl Corner! It’s clearly a doodle! Missouri neither forgives nor forgets! At the very...
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534: ‘Splode Hobo
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The Notes: We’ve got a 3-body problem right out the gate! Dead, barren, or exploded! Speaking of explosions! There’s nothing you can do about an explosion, kids! Now Will has a rocket launcher, ho ho ho! Will is a real ‘splode hobo! Video Game Corner! Nelson’s got big ‘ol storage! Here’s 50 machine guns, don’t call me! It’s 3pm on a Wednesday, which means the haberdasher is in church! Fletch Corner! Books are horny! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook:...
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533: Hiddleston’s Horny Hotel
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The Notes: Will sinks our wagon train right out of the gate! Fording the river of podcast consent! The lies we’ve been told re: sucking! Snake bite corner! Herpetologist vs herpestologist! Will is enthusiastic about herpes! Herpes is a bad brand partner! STDs are the wrong time to practice self-diagnosis! Oops, it’s not herpes! What we’re watching! New Game of Thrones, Tehran, and Night Manager! Finally, a Game of Thrones spin-off that doesn’t suck! The horniness of Hiddleston, a televisual study! Sports Corner (go Broncos)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email:...
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532: Load-Bearing Unicorn Horn
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The Notes: Oh guys, it’s a new year and the notes are getting worse! Here’s the little we got! Will is getting into Buddhism and/or ancient aliens! Chasing perfection! I’m the wisest one *tee hee*! Ancient History Corner! Dogs and cats, living with people, mass hysteria! Sea people got no reason! The evolution, much like the revolution, is still coming! You’re under no obligation to absorb any of this! Shoutout Nigeria! Sports Corner! Will is weaponizing his night Buddhism to turn Nelson’s clay into sexual innuendo! Melted ducks! If Nelson’s unicorn horn falls, so do we all!...
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531: Edible Reasons
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New year, new (old) Deuce! The Notes: Look, the holidays are limping into their chill, winter’s grave, and they took the notes with them. This episode is a bus, man. You get on, and you don’t know where you’re gonna end up, but you do know it’ll be somewhere different. Kinda like Forrest Gump, but with buses. We get into it, just listen. As for what sparse, gasping attempts at notes we did collect, here you go: Nelson’s old cat is yelling! Raymond Carver pulls a double-reverse TS Eliot! Literary cat fiction! No skips, all bangers! Chekov’s gun vs Nabokov’s cat! Bus tangent! This...
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530: Big in Nigeria (Deucey New Year!)
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The Notes: Will is getting down with the sickness! Disease: The Movie! Monkeys where there shouldn’t be monkeys! Being from the future is no excuse to be a creep! #169 in Nigeria (nice)! Nelson’s seminar on traveling back in time! Not enough time travelers prep their pop culture analogies! It’s a real Time Cop meets Harry and the Hendersons situation! Time travelers and the people in the past they’ve come to save/kill/impregnate, etc. need to realize the situation requires a lot of give and take (and I don’t just mean the impregnating *wink*)! No French-Canadians in a dystopia! Happy...
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529: Taekwondo and Red Lobster with Shaq! Happy Holi-Deuce!
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So sorry for the delay! Holidays are crazy! But oh-my-my, she’s worth the wait! We’re here now: Will is just waking up, Nelson is stoned, we’re ready to celebrate the holidays with you, and maybe most importantly give you something to listen to while heading to your festive family destinations! The Notes: Astrophysics! Will is concerned by the Anti-Bang! Mornings are not for science! We need a speed-dial scientist! Are you a scientist and do you want to be OUR scientist!? Will’s the bad cop this episode! Dot-matrix printers are the platonic ideal of Geordi no to the utility vs Geordi...
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528: Twilight Squeakers
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The Notes: Will’s musical endeavors have evolved yet again! “We like this one,” say wife and son! The gap, and the minding of it! In America, the gap minds you! Space age 70’s technology! Nelson is the one without hope this time! AIDS is back and better than ever! Middle class Bob Cratchit! Sports Corner! Are you ready for some football (talk)!? Barring executive level bribery, Will’s team has been eliminated! Less knees, mo problems! Get yourself one of those white lady knees! Will is gonna forget about you, Simple Minds! Is it really kidnapping if you only take them out for ice...
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527: Quarter-Kravitzing
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527: Quarter-Kravitzing The Notes: We’re here for the children! Important context for our proclamation concerning children! Our stalwart legal ally and bulwark against accountability, Spicy Beef Gaus aka Beefyboy, esq.! Sexy facts! Nelson knows a lawyer is just an adman with more rules! Will was a Bad Santa! Will’s hubris drove him to try Rikering a couch! Only Picard’s office had a high-back chair. Legs go in front of the chair, not over the top, William! Jaunty but sexual! Droids vs sexbots, sexual-style! Men would fuck it! Ladies love that Santa ass! It was only a...
info_outlineThe Notes: Notes are a little squigdgey this time but it’s cool, because time is a constant, and so you’ve already heard the episode, and these notes aren’t a preview of what’s to come, but merely a charming reminder of what you’ve already experienced, are currently experiencing, and will always experience! Anyhoo, Notes: Extreme focus! Your mom is having an affair! You probably didn’t want to find out this way! Here’s a cat!!! Remember to breathe! Muscle memory! Infinite possibilities! Robot samurai warrior poets! Remember kids, it’s 1) Life Support, 2) Shields, 3) Weapons, 4) Engines, with 3 and 4 possibly reversed! Alien relations! Getting hot-boxed with time knowledge! Insider trading for sure *wink*! Foreshadowing, one of the tools of those with time knowledge! Time knowledge is a doible-edged sword! We know when we’re all going to die, and which stocks to push before qe2 of next year! Moist taxidermy! Don’t use a rolodex in this day and age! Mr. FBI, we gave you all the clues! This podcast if for everyone, everywhere, everywhen, everyhow!
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