541: Technical Difficulties
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Despite god’s greatest technical challenges being given to us, their humblest champions, we have persevered! The Notes: I don’t even remember how we started cause now there’s a man talking about greenhouse gases somewhere on Will’s computer and he found a good hiding spot! Will silenced Ben Shapiro! Does Will masturbate to science videos or to Ben Shapiro, because it’s obviously one of the two! Spotify betrayed us (mostly Will)! Aside from his head, Ben Shapiro is obviously hairless as a Harkonnen! Will thinks a lot about Ben Shapiro’s eyebrows! “Eyebrow Guy” is a reductive...
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540: Hose Down Them Hotels!
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The Notes: Get out of our dreams, get off of our lawns, and get into our car! We recorded this while driving back from KC after a successful afternoon of business (there was an eensy bit of gunrunning)! The good news is we were together in person! The bad news is Nelson was holding the mic and couldn’t take notes, so what’s coming next is a wonderful mystery! All we know is these kids don’t know how to do phones! And just how does our local flammable hotel stack up against other flammable hotels in the national all-time hotel flammability rankings!? Home again! Contact Us! Follow Us!...
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539: Butthole Awareness
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In person recording, hells yeah! The Notes: Will swallows his own soul! 5 HR Secrets! Stop talking about oral all the time! HR breeding program to produce one of them desert Chalamets! Dune is a cautionary tale about middle management! Chalamet lives on the Cocoon planet! Nelson’s quest for the mythical Young Brimley! Brimsley v Brimley! Chubby grandpas packing heat! Lost in the Brimley weeds! Do your own Young Brimley research! Will supposes Brimley might be the young Giancarlo Espesito! Brimley is the Cumberbatch of medical conditions! Tougher US President: Teddy Roosevelt or Harrison...
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538: The Sum of Human Yumminess
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Deuce zoomin in the late-night hour! The Notes: We predate the dark times! We’re like a pleasant dream before awakening to a shocking reality! How many Brontes!? Why these heights got to wuther so much!? Pining for the lower middle heights! How many Brontes!? Don Bronte! Janice Bronte vs Janyce Bronte! Club Crackers contain the sum of human yumminess! The Sum of Human Yumminess (dir. Ang Lee)! Take a meeting with us Ang Lee, you coward! Sorry England, you have a complicated history and fun stereotypes! A Perfect Storm for a Recipe for Disaster (dir. Ang Lee)! Nelson is distressed but...
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537: Keep Cool with (Jennifer) Coolidge
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In person, with special appearance by Ollie! The Notes: Metaphorical divorce! We’re healing souls! Hearts vs feathers! Ancient aliens! The threat of Auman! Will’s Top 5 Questions! 1) creamer vs stuffer!? 2) What’s the deal with that big turn!? 3) Bad time-assassins!? What’s the deal with the mill levy!? (asked & answered!) 5) Why did you hurt me!? The healing power of passive aggression! Hell yeah, Ollie! Ollie’s Impressions Corner! Jennifer Coolidge, we need your help! Ollie’s lunchbox! School gossip! Will is hoisted by his fact petard! Ollie’s School Lunch Corner song!...
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536: Criminal Horniness!
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The Notes: Will walks it in! We’re together, in person, and outside! Pom Corner! My Town’s Gone Crazy in the News Corner! Window masturbation! British innuendo! Breaking into Munchers! Norwich is experiencing criminal horniness! Private masturbation is still a ticket-able offense (offence) in England! The BBC is the Victoria’s Secret catalog of England! Will’s British TV masturbation rankings! Super Bowl Corner (this time with accurate teams)! The analytics of Goonies adjacency! The wetness entrée! Defense and Running is the name of Will’s prog rock band! Will vs Head &...
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535: Ain’t Nothing Wrong with Wings
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The Notes: Near, here, and in your ear! Will was at our old stomping grounds! By not being alive for 9/11, these kids aren’t remembering 9/11, and so the terrorists have won! Teen prostitutes singing Journey! Western Kansas doesn’t allow kissing! Nelson’s lost straightjacket! Are you gonna go our way!? That dang old Dracula! Opium dens! Time travel checklist: 1) kill Hitler, 2) go to an opium den! Opium dens and the patriarchy! Once again, men’s comfort is derived through women’s labor! Super Bowl Corner! It’s clearly a doodle! Missouri neither forgives nor forgets! At the very...
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534: ‘Splode Hobo
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The Notes: We’ve got a 3-body problem right out the gate! Dead, barren, or exploded! Speaking of explosions! There’s nothing you can do about an explosion, kids! Now Will has a rocket launcher, ho ho ho! Will is a real ‘splode hobo! Video Game Corner! Nelson’s got big ‘ol storage! Here’s 50 machine guns, don’t call me! It’s 3pm on a Wednesday, which means the haberdasher is in church! Fletch Corner! Books are horny! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook:...
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533: Hiddleston’s Horny Hotel
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The Notes: Will sinks our wagon train right out of the gate! Fording the river of podcast consent! The lies we’ve been told re: sucking! Snake bite corner! Herpetologist vs herpestologist! Will is enthusiastic about herpes! Herpes is a bad brand partner! STDs are the wrong time to practice self-diagnosis! Oops, it’s not herpes! What we’re watching! New Game of Thrones, Tehran, and Night Manager! Finally, a Game of Thrones spin-off that doesn’t suck! The horniness of Hiddleston, a televisual study! Sports Corner (go Broncos)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email:...
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532: Load-Bearing Unicorn Horn
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The Notes: Oh guys, it’s a new year and the notes are getting worse! Here’s the little we got! Will is getting into Buddhism and/or ancient aliens! Chasing perfection! I’m the wisest one *tee hee*! Ancient History Corner! Dogs and cats, living with people, mass hysteria! Sea people got no reason! The evolution, much like the revolution, is still coming! You’re under no obligation to absorb any of this! Shoutout Nigeria! Sports Corner! Will is weaponizing his night Buddhism to turn Nelson’s clay into sexual innuendo! Melted ducks! If Nelson’s unicorn horn falls, so do we all!...
info_outlineThe Notes: We’ve got a 3-body problem right out the gate! Dead, barren, or exploded! Speaking of explosions! There’s nothing you can do about an explosion, kids! Now Will has a rocket launcher, ho ho ho! Will is a real ‘splode hobo! Video Game Corner! Nelson’s got big ‘ol storage! Here’s 50 machine guns, don’t call me! It’s 3pm on a Wednesday, which means the haberdasher is in church! Fletch Corner! Books are horny!
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