548: Edible Hats & Open-Air Pork
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Sorry for the delay, we had a last-minute morning zoom and Nelson’s back was hurting too much to get things finished right away, but we’re here now! The Notes: Good morning! Morning episode vibes! The ubiquitous chicken truck! How do they ship chickens these days!? Will’s Nelson impression is Gil from the Simpsons! Will’s wife Jaq has chicken knowledge and outside pork opinions, but Will says do your own research! Slab bacon BLTs! BLT picnics and how they can go wrong! Will has a bacon buddy! Will’s totally real Canadian friend, Reagan Johnson! Don’t you dare try to trickle down...
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547: That’s What My Dad Taught Me
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Zooming amidst the tornados! The Notes: It’s tornado weather in Kansas again! Never bring a squid to a cockfight! Cock representation! Squid v Rooster tale of the tape! Elderly gladiators! Let them go out on their own terms (let them fight)! Is this Will’s best idea!? Will’s Top 5 Ideas! Pro-biotic hotdogs! Hotdog butter! What’s more lickable!? #DDLickable! War rematches! You’ll do more atrocities on amphetamines! Keep the ass-kicking at home! Will’s dad taught him a lot of things! Licking papers! Can we borrow your eyewash station!? You can make butter out of anything! The poop...
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546: Goosin’ It Up in a Big Car
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Corners, corners, corners! The Notes: British Accents Corner! What We’re Watching Corner! Sports Corner! Civic Engagement Corner! Wisconsin Wrap-Up Corner! Cheese Corner! Kids in the NBA Corner! #DDSportsSituation! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much...
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545: Any Pizza in a Storm
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Sunday night zoomin’. The Notes: Acting Corner! Warm ups v beers! Stay warm so you don’t got to get warm! The time-honored tradition of drunk acting! Irene Ryan! Happy Hour Corner! Bite radius, baby! No genocide, please! They were so starved, even we were appetizing! Double Deuce Pod: Nourishment in a Storm! Any pizza in a storm! Teasing the Deuce! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please...
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544: Mustard Tim
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So sorry for the delay in release! There were sleep problems, back problems, water problems, internet problems, etc, etc, etc. But, we’re still here! Also, a cat vomited on the meager notes, leaving us note-less. What little we’ve got, here you go! The Notes: Koala admen! The only tang astronauts like is poontang! Mustard Tim vs Vinegarette Tim! Mustard Tim has no secrets from us! Los glizzantes! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/...
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543: The Mustard Report
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The Notes: The Mustard Bros are back in town! This episode is basically a quick recounting of the trip we took with our lawyer Spicy Beef Gaus / bandleader Matt Gaus to Wisconsin, featuring the Mustard Museum, the House on the Rock, the Village Green, and more! We also tease the story of us being heroes, but you’ll have to hit the patreon to get that tale! Also, in a quick Sports Corner, we celebrate Nelson’s basketball dominance and Will’s honesty and humility! See, I told you we were heroes! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads:...
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542: Bill Nye's Time is Nigh, Sexually
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We’re in Wisconsin! But last week we were in Lawrence, recording this episode! Don’t remember a lick of it, so I’ll leave you to the notes which, regrettably, were notes for a second in-person episode in a row and therefore they’re a mixed bag, baby. The Notes: The snow bothers Will anyway, like Elsie in that movie! All Will’s hills are weird! Any hill’s a good place to die, at least there’s a view! Hill people vs valley people! England is catching hill-based strays! Bill Nye’s time is nigh, sexually! Bill Nye’s sexual charisma is so absolute it could devour the stars!...
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541: Technical Difficulties
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Despite god’s greatest technical challenges being given to us, their humblest champions, we have persevered! The Notes: I don’t even remember how we started cause now there’s a man talking about greenhouse gases somewhere on Will’s computer and he found a good hiding spot! Will silenced Ben Shapiro! Does Will masturbate to science videos or to Ben Shapiro, because it’s obviously one of the two! Spotify betrayed us (mostly Will)! Aside from his head, Ben Shapiro is obviously hairless as a Harkonnen! Will thinks a lot about Ben Shapiro’s eyebrows! “Eyebrow Guy” is a reductive...
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540: Hose Down Them Hotels!
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The Notes: Get out of our dreams, get off of our lawns, and get into our car! We recorded this while driving back from KC after a successful afternoon of business (there was an eensy bit of gunrunning)! The good news is we were together in person! The bad news is Nelson was holding the mic and couldn’t take notes, so what’s coming next is a wonderful mystery! All we know is these kids don’t know how to do phones! And just how does our local flammable hotel stack up against other flammable hotels in the national all-time hotel flammability rankings!? Home again! Contact Us! Follow Us!...
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539: Butthole Awareness
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In person recording, hells yeah! The Notes: Will swallows his own soul! 5 HR Secrets! Stop talking about oral all the time! HR breeding program to produce one of them desert Chalamets! Dune is a cautionary tale about middle management! Chalamet lives on the Cocoon planet! Nelson’s quest for the mythical Young Brimley! Brimsley v Brimley! Chubby grandpas packing heat! Lost in the Brimley weeds! Do your own Young Brimley research! Will supposes Brimley might be the young Giancarlo Espesito! Brimley is the Cumberbatch of medical conditions! Tougher US President: Teddy Roosevelt or Harrison...
info_outlineDeuce zoomin in the late-night hour! The Notes: We predate the dark times! We’re like a pleasant dream before awakening to a shocking reality! How many Brontes!? Why these heights got to wuther so much!? Pining for the lower middle heights! How many Brontes!? Don Bronte! Janice Bronte vs Janyce Bronte! Club Crackers contain the sum of human yumminess! The Sum of Human Yumminess (dir. Ang Lee)! Take a meeting with us Ang Lee, you coward! Sorry England, you have a complicated history and fun stereotypes! A Perfect Storm for a Recipe for Disaster (dir. Ang Lee)! Nelson is distressed but delighted by stealth Shoresy! Nelson’s got slings and arrows problems! Shoresy vs Europe or Ang Lee vs Europe! Love-watching vs hate-watching! Will is watching just for the hate of the game! Will’s hate-watch picks: Hijack & All Her Faults! Nelson never forgets a Toby! Bad Snook management! Will learns about the good and bad Hanks boys! Will accuses Chet Hanks of onomatopoeia! We both love Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, as per usual! Raymun Fossaway, the Apple-man, realest homie in Westeros! Does Nelson love editing the podcast too much!?
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