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#229 – Our third to the last episode! In this installment of Downers, we answer listeners' emails and hear about Kate's big vacation! Kate's in quarantine, in Hong Kong, and has much to report about it. Also, along the way, we learn all about Jack's sofa grandfather (#sofagrandfather). Finally a look back: Jack's Composting Bin. For people who are just listening to Downers for the first time, Downers is a podcast about sadness and sometimes Korean food! (Editor's note: sorry this came out so late. OATS was sunsetting.) Plugs this week: (Hao) (Jack) (Kate) • /r/downersradio •...
info_outline Packing Up and Moving OutDowners
#228 – As Kate and Hao pack up parts of, or all of, their lives in preparation for the next month of their lives, we check in with them to see how they pack and what they pack. Along the way, they hit on big-issue topics like wet clothes and ransom. As a brief aside, many of you who read the episode descriptions over these past four years may think that they are written by one of the hosts; but, in fact, they are written by me, Loam Quigley. I haven't always written podcast episode descriptions—no, I started my life as a street food vendor, selling seasoned slices of agave on the streets...
info_outline UFOs are Real, and It is What It isDowners
#227 – With the U.S. government wholeheartedly endorsing the concept of unidentified flying objects, we thought it would be GREAT (content-wise) to, once again, turn our attention to these mysterious objects in the sky. Are they visitors from a distant civilization, and why haven't we tried shooting a missile at them? Then, in the second half, we talk about thought-terminating clichés (Lies of the devil, Now is not the time) and how they might lead to sudden divorce. Also, at the end, a Special Announcement about the future of Downers. Plugs this week: Spider window (Hao) Journey to the...
info_outline The Sequel to Candyland is CandycountryDowners
#226 – Candy: we've all had it, but what if there were more of it? In this episode, Downers invents new types of candies. Also: voting. We've all done it, but if there were more of it (more types of voting systems)? In this episode, Downers invents new types of voting systems. Also: Kate buys a delivery of kombucha! Plugs this week: Ancient ruins (Hao) A Collection of Unmitigated Pedantry (Jack) Taboocha 大杯茶 (Kate) • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on and •
info_outline Downers Answers Yahoo! Answers QuestionsDowners
#225 (REUPLOAD) – How is babby formed? Do we live in a giant, sophisticated simulation? How can you tell if someone likes you just as much you like them? Back in the heyday of the internet, there was only one place you could go to get answers like these — Yahoo! Answers. On this episode, we hop into the wayback machine and sincerely answer these questions, long after they've been 404'd from the internet. Also: The Sims! Holes! Plugs this week: Asking for help (Hao) Cast-iron pans, seasoned (Jack) Clothes from GIRLFRIEND COLLECTIVE (Kate) • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on and ...
info_outline Our Thoughts on "New" Pokémon Snap: Iglin is the New IglooDowners
#224 – Local NYC politics AND a sensual take on New Pokémon Snap take focus on this week's episode of Downers. Why is Professor Mirror so thirsty for our photos? Call us at 3252-2109-66 and leave a voicemail. Plugs this week: Hugs (Hao) ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD (Jack) Walk shorts (Kate) • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on and •
info_outline Aphantasia!Downers
#223 – The Downers crew reunite for a classic three-host episode. Can't picture a green apple in your head? Having trouble counting sheep? Is your spank bank more of a septic tank? Well, you might have APHANTASIA, the topic of this week's episode. Aphantasia is the inability to voluntarily create mental images in one's mind, and it's not to be confused with Mort Garson's seminal album PLANTASIA. Also, we talk about abolishing table service, and #downerslive. Plugs this week: Robe first robe (Kate) Albert Einstein (Hao) New Pokémon Snap (Kate) • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on and...
info_outline Parameters IIDowners
#222 – Way back in the episode #000000000001, Hao and Jack (with Kate relegated to a feature segment) delved into PARAMETERS, as we figured out what the podcast should be back when we had no idea what the show would be like—as opposed to now, when we have a really strong conception of what the show should be like. It's really important to know the parameters of something when you start doing something. This time around, Hao and Jack (with Kate relegated to her cool, busy life) ask: What's the podcast like now? And are we going bald? Plugs this week: Mugs (Hao) REPLY 1988 (Jack) •...
info_outline Squashing Beefs II: Confrontations: Volume I: Dawn ClubDowners
#221 – Confrontation is both an art and a science. On this podcast, it's also an idea for an episode. In this episode, Hao, Kate, and Ian confront each other about past segments and other general grievances. It's important to confront all sorts of people: coworkers, lovers, friends, and minor household objects. Plugs this week: Perfect quiet (Hao) Screen Time (Ian) Cinnamon scones (Kate) • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on and •
info_outline Let's Play Slay the Spire!Downers
#220 – As a followup to the massively successful Sims episode, Kate and Hao decide to SLAY THE SPIRE. We journey deep into the spire in an attempt to kill The Heart on ascension 20. Also: Downers' new social media outgrowths; quinoa; and mean-heartedness on Twitch. Plugs this week: Nalgene bottles (Kate) Sandwiches from Mekelburg's (Hao) • /r/downersradio • @downersradio on and •
info_outline#212 – Well, Kate's out this week, and that means Jack and Hao revert to their base instincts: insidery programming jokes, abstract roleplay, and a willingness to talk about the controversial hot topics of the day. In this edition of YOU MOLD IT, YOU SOLD IT, we investigate Mario Cuomo's long career as a New York politician and how his decisions continue to reverberate today. All that, plus nothing else, on Downers!
Plugs this week:
- Caves (Hao)
- Bill Wurtz's I'M A PRINCESS (Jack)
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