The Laziest Space Alien Grifter OF 1947 | TMT 142
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Release Date: 08/24/2025
Story Report - Everyone Is Lying to You
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Mrs Pearlmania's STORY REPORT returns with a Trad Wife influencer murder mystery thriller! This month our favorite momfluencer read a book that is so incredible it made Mr. Pearlmania audibly gasp MULTIPLE TIMES. This story has it all: thinly veiled references to Ballerina Farms, Harrison Butker, and the secret lives of mormon wives; instagram frenemy stalking; and so many well deserved twists that it LITERALLY makes Mr. P applaud out loud. As always the story reports are AUDIO ONLY! So sit back, relax and enjoy the experience.
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The Streisand Effect: She Tried to Hide from the Internet | TMT 144
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GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net 📚Nerds For Literacy - www.nerdsforliteracy.com 🎤See Alex in Richmond, VA 10/8 - https://richmond.funnybone.com/event/star-spangled-banter-with-heather-gardner/richmond-funny-bone-comedy-club/ Mrs. P. does some research on the Streisand Effect and what it means to hide something from the internet. From Babs herself to Jamal Khashoggi, the President of China, Tipper Gore, The Epstein Files and of Course Mrs. P. herself. We find out the...
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SHOCKING: RFK Jr's DARK past EXPOSED | TMT 143
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GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Pearlmania explores the king quack himself Robert F. Kennedy Jr. From the early horrors of death and family tragedies to become an environmental activists, road kill eater and notorious disloyal husband. To the present when he discovers who profitable the vaccine, health and MAGA grift is. Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order sitewide. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com Support the...
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The Laziest Space Alien Grifter OF 1947 | TMT 142
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GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. P tackles the quack William R. Ferguson (1900-1967) and how he got thousands of people to join his UFO doomsday cult and sell his Shake Weight in one of America's earliest Pyramid schemes. In between trips to Mars and Venus with the Alien Demon Khauga the law eventually catches up with him and he's forced to confront his crimes and prove his special powers. Stop leaving yourself vulnerable to data breaches. Go to my sponsor...
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LOSER: MAHA's Biggest BULLY: Jillian Michaels | TMT 141
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THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED BEFORE JILLIAN MICHAELS DEFENDED SLAVERY ON CNN, OH MY GOD SHE IS THE WORST. GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates celebrity trainer and fitness expert Jillian Michaels and her journey to promoting scams, pseudoscience and wright wing conspiracy theories which lead to us crowning her the female Joe Rogan. We look into how she went from a cruel personal trainer on the biggest loser to becoming a gay for trump...
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KRATOM: the LEGAL $13 Gas station POISON | TMT 140
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GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates the highly addictive gas station drink "Feel Free" that is ruining peoples lives. Starting with the sketchy creator J.W. Ross who discovered this plant while in rehab in Thailand. And ending with Ross changing his name to hide his Felony charges and start the company "Feel Free" and build deep ties to influencers, quacks and perverts thats ultimately lead back to Donald Trump, RFK Jr. and Trad wives. Protect...
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THE AFTER PARTY - TMT 136 - MAGA MOVIE GUIDE
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To our regular listeners, we are giving you a taste of our patreon exclusive show for free. if you want more exclusive paywalled content, join us at IT'S TIME FOR THE AFTER PARTY! The Pearlman's react to your comments from Youtube and patreon from a recent episode as well as give shoutouts to our newest team members on Patreon at This episode covers so much, where do I begin? oh yeah! we have merch for QUACK MONTH: Also, Alex mentions his new DS9 print from the incredible artist Jenny R Johnson, here's a link to her store:
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DOWNFALL of the LIVER KING - QUACK MONTH | TMT 139
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THE MERCH IS HERE!!!! - 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P tackle's the disgusting smelly raw meat eating mess of the Liver King and his billion dollar empire built on quackery and lies. The liver king has been pushing some harmful anti scientific beliefs through his "Ancestral Tenets" and "Swords of Manhood." The ultimate downfall came when a fellow gym bro turned on him exposing his steroids use. Support the show and get free shipping on you Quince order and 365-day returns. Head to...
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STORY REPORT - Disco Witches of Fire Island
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It's time for another Story Report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month she read Disco Witches of Fire Island by Blair Fell, a story of magic, love, mermaids, Grace Jones, gay sex, and somehow the city of Phildelphia. You don't have to have read the book to enjoy this episode, as Mrs. P is going to explain the plot to Alex for your listening pleasure. If you enjoy the story, request the book from your local library or buy it from a local book store.
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REVEALED: Jubilee's SECRET mind control tactics | TMT 138
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JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman’s tackle Jubilee's insidious plan to shift mainstream political and cultural discourse more mainstream. From casting straight fascists to entrusting their fact checking service to a far right wing billionaire to selling out to venture capital. Jubilee is a circus. Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com If you’re 21 or older, get 25% off your first order + free shipping...
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Mrs. P tackles the quack William R. Ferguson (1900-1967) and how he got thousands of people to join his UFO doomsday cult and sell his Shake Weight in one of America's earliest Pyramid schemes. In between trips to Mars and Venus with the Alien Demon Khauga the law eventually catches up with him and he's forced to confront his crimes and prove his special powers.
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0:00 - Intro - Old Time Alien Scams
0:58 - Evil Aliens, UFO Cult, and Shake Weight Pyramid Scheme
6:37 - Absolute Relaxation all the way to Mars
23:38 - Horrible Midwest Food, Chat GPT, Fleetwood Mac
34:11 - Where do are old Myths Come From?
41:01 - Khauga Takes William to Mars
48:52 - The Tiki Bar in Delaware
54:19 - Where did the Martians Come From?
1:05:21 - The Shake Weight that Built a Pyramid Scheme
1:17:59 - His Cult Gets Arrested by Chicago PD
1:29:47 - What Happens after Death?