2 Scary 2 Stupid
This week's ep we ask the hard questions: how many shirts can a person have? Who brings tears to a punch fight? And, most importantly, cologne tray neck bang? Music by DJ Cing Kobra
info_outline 2Scary: Margaux (2022)2 Scary 2 Stupid
Come with us to this hot dog-style vacation rental and we'll all do the computer version of doing shots (downloading malware). Don't want to? Okay, fine, build a firewall around your bedroom using exclusively blue paragraphs. An important note about this episode: a potion you get from berries that makes you a witch is also wine. Music by DJ Corn.ai
info_outline Spooktober: Die Hand Die Verletzt2 Scary 2 Stupid
Charlotte's not going to read from some demon book, even if it's all New Hamshire mottos. All drepressed kids please report to the high school in S02E14 of The X-files and say "frigwitch" a lot. Then we're getting snaked. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Thank you for being here with us we love you!!!!!! Music by DJ American Stonehenge
info_outline Spooktober: 32 Scary 2 Stupid
It's piss, rocks, and math again! S03E07 of The X-Files is bread, it's bread, it's a loaf of bread filled with Charlotte's patience as Zoe imagines a really big Jello shot for a doctor's birthday. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ
info_outline Spooktober: Blood2 Scary 2 Stupid
It's blood o'clock! Time for a convoluted discussion of what a 7-segment digital display is. Let's all take the ambulance bus over to S02E03 of The X-Files and turn the radio waaay up: they're playing Satan Satan by Charlina Brown! Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Psychrowave
info_outline Spooktober: The Host2 Scary 2 Stupid
Take a moment to think about your favorite Peanuts character. Do they feature in S02E02 of The X-Files? The one called The Host? No? Huh. How about Doctor Octagon? No? Hmm. A flat hotdog worm? Yeah? Okay, good. We're getting somewhere. And the panty moths? Are they on the loose? Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Cow Emotional Therapist
info_outline Spooktober: Darkness Falls2 Scary 2 Stupid
Please, Capri is my father. Yes, it's time for season 1, orpisord 20 of The X-Files. Fix yourself a nice glass of coolant-aid and some gasrice and go goo for a bit. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ 30-40 Men
info_outline Spooktober: Miracle Man2 Scary 2 Stupid
rocks& piss& math. That's what this episode of 2 Sedimentary 2 Igneous is about. Just kidding, it's S01E18 of the ✞-Files, narrated by Big Baby Bible (Charlotte) and some freegan rats. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Sculder
info_outline Spooktober: Ice2 Scary 2 Stupid
Enjoy the glorious silence of Charlotte showing Zoe a picture of a border collie while describing S01E08 of the X-Files. Featuring the glorious return of us singing the theme song. Again. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Swollen Nymph Loads
info_outline Spooktober: Shadows2 Scary 2 Stupid
Come meet us at 666 Terrorist Way, apartment 911 for S01E06 of the X-Files. The wet bandits (not Sculder and Mully) are gonna zoom in and unsave a lossy bullshit with Kelly the Smudge! Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Jermaine Underground
info_outlineDespite the idyllic setting of Corntown's Home for Tiny Niblets, this Shutter original really got Charlotte saying quan feef about the screepy carecrow. Zoe cannot understand the concept of a bush party for children but that's alright because she's getting out of this town to go to Weed University, derp!
US-corn! US-corn! US-corn! US-corn! US-corn!
Music by DJ Ominous Russel