Counting Lobsters: A Sleep Story
The Boaty Show
WARNING PIRATE CONTENT. We're topping the charts! Of "comforting sleep stories!" Apple's podcast AI heard the Pirates doing sleep stories and tagged us with the keywords! And this AI stuff is taking our jobs? Thanks for listening, we promise at some point the Pirates will get old and we'll move on. Let's hope Steph comes back next episode!
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Swinger New Year
The Boaty Show
[this episode contains no pirate content] Here for boaty? skip to 26 minutes. Otherwise enjoy the full Steph and Jeph schtick! Worlds collide for the first time in Boaty Show history: Boat Of The Week and Old Boat Ads combine for an auditory extravaganza. Thanks for listening!
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M'aarrry Christmass Wee Ones
The Boaty Show
Twas the night before piratey Christmas and all through the bilge, not a creature was stirrin' except all the rats what lives in the bilge. And all the crabs what lives in me mattresss... Merry Christmas everyone!
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A Very Wakeful Boat
The Boaty Show
Yo ho ho! Was your time with the pirates ayyye opening? Steph is back for Boat Of The Week with a twist: Boat (I have driven) Of The Week! Jeff's history of the pontoon boat may or may not bore Steph, same with the wakeless launch. A pirate encore, and that's all she wrote!
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Piratey ASM arrrrrr
The Boaty Show
AHOYYYY ye scurvy Dogs. Lassh yourselves to the speakarrrs and cast off on an auditorrry voyage! Yer bound for listenin TREASURRRE! If yerr a wee one, orr parrent to a wee one, this herre episode is apprrrrropriate for all agess.
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Merch
The Boaty Show
Get your Boaty Show hat! Three trucker options (Richardson 112) and a dad hat, all printed by our friends at bolt printing . We break even on these, price includes shipping. Please share a pic and tag us on Instagram or Tiktok @theboatyshow!
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Blackball Friday
The Boaty Show
Happy Thanksgiving you turkeys! Enjoy an interview with the gin-u-wine heirs to the Blackball Ferry legacy, brought to you by Friends Of The Boaty Show. Skip to that at around 26:00, or dig in for your dose of BS silly with an epic Old Boat Ad and Steph's stories from the largest outdoor hot tub park in North America... Spa Nordique! Boaty Show hats are now available at . We love you and are thankful for you, thanks for listening! Jeff: Hi. If you enjoy the Boaty Show, you may enjoy my new audiobook. It's about AI and how we can live with it. You Teach The...
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Thursday B!^#h Hiking
The Boaty Show
We're back! Steph and Jeff are in Houseboat Studios to bring you the best Old Boat Ad EVER: You, your girl, and your <CENSORED>! Jeff tells his story of a day spent boat hitchhiking through the 1000 Islands, we do Boat NAME Of The Week, and more! See The Boaty Show LIVE Saturday August 2nd during Chris Peirce's concert in Thousand Island Park, NY. Get tickets at rivertakemehome.org. Thanks for listening!
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Murder Fish
The Boaty Show
We're back! Live from Steph's houseboat! A Whaler, a tall ship, and a Square Beaver walk into a bar to compete for Boat Of The Week, we talk upcoming events, and mildewed mermaids. It's not the best Boaty Show ever but not the worst. Thanks for listening!
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Hold Please: A Yacht Rockumentary
The Boaty Show
You didn't ask for it so here it is: Hold Please: A Yacht Rockumentary! Your first-ever anthology of every original note of The Boaty Show music by Jay Nash (. Go down below for an exclusive look under the hatch. Scandal! Dirty bilges! Leaky sea cocks! This squinty-eyed gaze into the throbbing musical engine compartment of The Boaty Show is for the saltiest, most seaworthy listeners ONLY. Sex! Drugs! Yacht Rock 'n Roll!
info_outlineWe're back! Live from Steph's houseboat! A Whaler, a tall ship, and a Square Beaver walk into a bar to compete for Boat Of The Week, we talk upcoming events, and mildewed mermaids. It's not the best Boaty Show ever but not the worst. Thanks for listening!