Episode 297: Olympic Boob Athletes
Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast
Release Date: 08/12/2024
Episode 303: How Many Eight-Year-Olds Does It Take to Tie a Tourniquet?
Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast
Why are children on this battlefield? Inquiring minds want to know. We talk about Belinda, Brando Sando Power Activate, Berelain's Herspital, Demandred's Balefire Gun, Shendla's Snipe List, Upgrading to a Lesbian Warder, and Artur Hawkwing as a Mean Bisexual.
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Episode 302: Demandred's Situationship
Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast
Somehow Demandred has time to ... date? We're confused. As we dive deeper into chapter 37, we talk about Chad Galad's Autistic Rizz, Logain Believes in Logain, Canonical "It" Pronouns, Fantasy Slurs, and whether upping the stakes is effective anymore.
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Episode 301: Rhuarc Has Been DILF-Certified
Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast
He's also been Taken (TM) by Graendal, so that's bad, but it's nice to know he's hot. Also in this episode: Girl Don't Touch Your Face, Siuan Is Retiring Tomorrow, Uno the Chaperone, X-Men Talents, and Pevara's Stanley Cup.
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Episode 300: Q&A Round-up
Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast
We're taking a break from the Last Battle to look back — and forward — using your fine, prime vintage questions in this extra-special, extra-long episode. Also, we decide who we'd f***, marry, and kill between Ishamael, Moghedien, and Asmodean (answers may surprise you).
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Episode 299: The Alpacalypse
Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast
We start this episode with a long talk about swinging and end with llama-based horror. The first section of ch. 37 includes Freak TikTok, Classic Man Behaviors, Anxiety Telepathy, and a Boring Hell Dimension.
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Episode 298: The Flavor-Blasted Lands
Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast
We're so close to the Last Battle proper! For ch. 35–36, we discuss Quadrutiary Characters, the Stupidest Faile Decision of All Time, the Second Yeeting of the Horn of Valere, the Last Map, and Unspeakable Broth Facts.
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Episode 297: Olympic Boob Athletes
Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast
It's ch. 33–34, and at this point we are begging for Slayer to have an anime makeover and become a compelling villain. We talk about Bullying/Objectifying Men, Ocean's FedEx, the Third Gavroche Episode in a Row, and Double Lobotomies.
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Episode 296: Taken by Wolves (Erotic)
Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast
Is this book romantasy all of a sudden? Ch. 31–32 have that Old Man Love Story, Trebuchet v. Trebuchet, Traveling Zoom Calls, Beefing It at the Finish Line, Bryne's Cry for Help, and Galgan's Lingerie.
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Episode 295: Candlemaker Seppuku
Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast
Ch. 28–30 are frustrating and repetitive. We talk about Lan's Lobotomy, Edgelord Moridin, Cringe Gateways, Logain's Dramatic Entrances, Mr. Gavroche, and how the Impotence Metaphor Has Gone Too Far.
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Episode 294: The First-Ever Thawed Wife
Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast
Ch. 26–27 have us thinking that maybe some wives would be better off fridged. We also talk about Gawyn's Thousand Typewriters, Egwene with a Steel Chair, Boob Honks, Letting Evil Bashere Cook, and Deus Ex Fallen Raken.
info_outlineIt's ch. 33–34, and at this point we are begging for Slayer to have an anime makeover and become a compelling villain. We talk about Bullying/Objectifying Men, Ocean's FedEx, the Third Gavroche Episode in a Row, and Double Lobotomies.