We Love Park Chan Wook and Hate Capitalism
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The Oscar nominations are out and Jeff and Sean react by ripping on Marty Supreme and wishing Jesse Plemons had been nominated for Bugonia New Movies Mercy Directed by Timur Bekmambetov Starring Chris Pratt and Rebecca Ferguson In the near future, an advanced AI judge tells a captive detective that he's on trial for the murder of his wife. If he fails to prove his innocence within 90 minutes, he'll be executed on the spot. The Testament of Ann Lee Directed by Mona Fastvold Starring Amanda Seyfried. Christopher Abbott, Lewis Pullman, and Thomasin Mackenzie Revered by her followers, Ann Lee...
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1996 - Bed of Roses
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I Hate Critics 1996 Bed of Roses Directed by Michael Goldenberg Starring Christian Slater and Mary Stuart Masterson Workaholic Lisa (Mary Stuart Masterson) long ago shut down emotionally, retreating into a shell during her painful childhood. Career is foremost in her mind and romance the very last thing. That changes when she receives a stunning bouquet of flowers from a secret admirer. When she asks the florist, Lewis (Christian Slater), where they came from, he admits they are from him. Lewis sweeps Lisa off her feet and seems to be her perfect man. But he too harbors a painful past.
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Episode 700 - The Rip, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, Dead Man's Wire & Seven
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Reminiscing about 700 episodes. We welcomed Bob back for a visit for the milestone 700th episode of I Hate Critics. New Movies The Rip Directed by Joe Carnahan Starring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon A group of Miami cops discovers a stash of millions in cash, leading to distrust as outsiders learn about the seizure, making them question who to rely on. 28 Years Later The Bone Temple Directed by Nia Da Costa Starring Ralph Fiennes and Alfie Johnson Dr. Kelson finds himself in a shocking new relationship with consequences that could change the world as he knows it, while Spike's encounter...
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1996 - Biodome
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Biodome Bud (Pauly Shore) and Doyle (Stephen Baldwin) get simultaneously dumped by their eco-conscious girlfriends, Monique (Joey Lauren Adams) and Jen (Teresa Hill), in the middle of the desert. Needing a bathroom, the two friends enter what they think is a mall but soon realize is a high-profile, secure biological experiment. As they engage in a year-long battle with Dr. Faulkner (William Atherton) and the other scientists, Bud and Doyle are forced to confront the recklessness of their behavior. And the bulk of the episode looks back at the best and worst of 1995 from Showgirls, to Before...
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We Love Primate, Zombies, and Will Arnett
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The Golden Globes Happened Go to Patreon.com/IHateCritics and donate to force Sean to care about the Golden Globes New Movies! We Bury the Dead Directed by Zak Hilditch Starring Daisy Ridley and Brenton Thwaites After a catastrophic military disaster, the dead don't just rise, they hunt. Ava searches for her missing husband, but what she finds is far more terrifying. Primate Directed by Johannes Roberts Starring Johnny Sequoya, Troy Kotsur, and Miguel Hernando Umba as Ben the Chimp Lucy's tropical island homecoming turns deadly when her family's clever chimpanzee, Ben, becomes rabid. With her...
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Best Movies of 2025
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New Movies this Week Marty Supreme Directed by Josh Safdie Starring Timothee Chalamet, Gwyneth Paltrow In the 1950s, young Marty Mauser pursues his dream of becoming a champion table-tennis player. Anaconda Directed by Tom Gormican Starring Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Thandiwe Newton Best friends Griff and Doug have always dreamed of remaking their all-time favorite movie "Anaconda." When a midlife crisis pushes them to finally go for it, they assemble a crew and head deep into the jungles of the...
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1995 - Cutthroat Island
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Cutthroat Island (1995) Directed by Renny Harlin Starring Geena Davis, Matthew Modine, and Frank Langella Feisty Morgan Adams (Geena Davis) inherits her late buccaneer father's galleon and one-third of a map to buried treasure located on Cutthroat Island. The map had been tattooed on her father's scalp, and to find the treasure, she must locate and scalp his two brothers. But Morgan's swashbuckling uncle, Dawg Brown (Frank Langella), wants the treasure for himself, and does battle with his headstrong niece and her unwilling accomplice, Latin-speaking physician William Shaw (Matthew Modine).
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Avatar Bro
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This week Sean and Jeff talk about James Cameron’s strange press tour. The director of Avatar has trouble letting go of perceived slights, pettily trying to settle scores only he cares about. Actor James Ransone has died Avatar: Fire and Ash Directed by James Cameron Starring Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Kate Winslet, Sigourney Weaver The conflict on Pandora escalates as Jake and Neytiri's family encounter a new, aggressive Na'vi tribe. The Housemaid Directed by Paul Feig Starring Amanda Seyfried, Sydney Sweeney, and Brandon Sklenar Hoping for a fresh start, a young woman becomes a live-in...
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We Love Rob Reiner
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It was a heartbreaking weekend as word of the murder of Rob and Michele Reiner broke over the weekend. Jeff and Sean remember Rob’s Hollywood legacy, the impact of his incredible movies and what made them iconic. New Movies this Week Ella McCay Directed by James L. Brooks Starring Emma Mackey, Albert Brooks, Jamie Lee Curtis At 34 years old, Ella McCay becomes the governor of the state she was born and raised in. However, navigating relationships with her husband, father and brother may just be her biggest challenge yet. Silent Night Deadly Night Directed by Mike P. Nelson Starring Rohan...
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We Love Shakespeare and Jessie Buckley
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This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast we talked about an 80s legend brought back to life. A YouTube Channel called Movies of the 80s has uncovered the legend The Krull Wedding Contest from 1983. Jeff is appearing alongside Gremlins Star Zack Galligan and former WCW World Heavyweight Champion, Lex Luger at the Quad City Toy Show July 14th and 15th in East Moline, IL, New Movies this week Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Directed by Emma Tammi Starring Josh Hutcherson, Elizabeth Lail, Piper Rubio, and McKenna Grace One year has passed since the supernatural nightmare at Freddy...
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Good Fortune
Directed by Aziz Ansari
Starring Aziz Ansari, Keanu Reeves, and Seth Rogen
A well-meaning but inept angel named Gabriel meddles in the lives of a struggling gig worker
and a wealthy venture capitalist.
After the Hunt
Directed by Luca Guadagnino
Starring Julia Roberts, Andrew Garfield, and Ayo Edibiri
A college professor finds herself at a personal and professional crossroad when a star student
levels an accusation against one of her colleagues, threatening to expose a dark secret from
her own past.
Kiss of the Spider Woman
Directed by Bill Condon
Starring Jennifer Lopez, Diego Luna, and Tomatiuh
A political prisoner named Valentín shares a cell with a man named Molina. They form an unlikely
bond as Molina recounts a Hollywood musical plot.
The Black Phone 2
Directed by Scott Derrickson
Starring Ethan Hawke, Mason Thames, Madeleine McGraw
Bad dreams haunt 15-year-old Gwen as she receives calls from the black phone and sees disturbing
visions of three boys being stalked at a winter camp. Accompanied by her brother, Finn, they head to
the camp to solve the mystery, only to confront the Grabber -- a killer who's grown even more
powerful in death.
Classic
Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddy’s Revenge
Directed by Jack Sholder
Starring Mark Patton, Robert Englund
Jesse Walsh (Mark Patton) moves with his family into the home of the lone survivor from a series of
attacks by dream-stalking monster Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund). There, Jesse is bedeviled by
nightmares and inexplicably violent impulses. It turns out Freddy needs a host body to carry out his
gruesome vendetta against the youth of Springwood, Ohio. While Freddy gains influence, Jesse and
his girlfriend, Lisa (Kim Myers), race against the clock trying to figure out what's going on.