Dirty Old Hoes

Dirty Old Hoes

2 hoes and a monk walk into a bar ........... is there a punch line for that one?  Maybe!  We sure do laugh a LOT in this one. Krista is full of it..... and we don't know what "it" is! And Tracey can't contain the giggles.  Have fun with us today! 

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The Dirty Old Hoes fall on to  a velvet bed of corn leaves and look at the brilliant sun rays dancing in the sky and feel the breeze on their bare skin.....ok that might be  a tad dramatic..........we are talking thick, sticky, sweet stuff.... get your mind out of the gutter, its corn syrup! This stuff has been pushed on and in us every which a way so lets take a look at it in our second episode of sweeteners! 

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six in 10 Americans have at least one chronic disease, and four in 10 have two or more chronic diseases. An estimated one in five United States adults lives with a mental illness.  So it's time to MAHA - Make America Hoes Again.......wait ....that's not right.... or is it?   Find out on todays episode! 

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What are the Hoes up to? We will tell you in this episode. Spring is around the corner and its time to get down and dirty in the garden.  Soil needs to be amended and hoed and need to be Plowed.........errrrr the gardens need to be plowed. Get ready cause we are giving y'all some Dirty updates. 

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Need a Beautiful Super Model barely dressed slapping a bag of balls with a stick  to sell your product on Social Media? Well ..... We can't help you with that...BUT we can tell you what we think and give you lots of stats on where to Put that stick when ever you find your super model.  The Dirty Old Hoes are always here to help the needy consumer find their slap happy sugar sticks.

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Immigration is a hot button topic right now.  What is it and how do we control it? Is it definable and will Americans ever agree on it?  We will definitely give you our opinion for free on this one.  Buckle up buttercup this ride to the boarder gets a little spicy. 

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Our name isn't Willy Wonka and we don't sugar coat shit! But here's a sweet deal, The Dirty Old Hoes give an overview of sweeteners and their dark side. Of course we fall off the sugar beet wagon and talk about George the gnat but we sprinkle squirrels in too! So come along for some laughs with some information and remember in a sea of salt, be the sugar!

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The Hoes let it all hang out today ....... maybe that's why the Flu is the topic!  Specifically the Avian Flu. With Sixty Six out of three hundred and forty MILLION people to get mild cases of this, we here at Hoe headquarters take this scamdemic seriously.  Please take all precautions when kissing your beloved chickens. An. For the love of God put your milk milk in the refrigerator before drinking it.  This has been a a public service announcement on a podcast page. Thank you. 

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Its not a Pig-ment of your imagination, we are talking Oinkers! Krista does research on your favorite snack, Bacon!  Are the piggies American? Who gets the Profits? Let's go Hogwild and find out!  

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The Dirty Old Hoes are Hot on the trail of the Solar Maximum Story.  We started before the Sun came up, then it dawned on us!  We consulted with many professionals called a solar Panel.  Why are we talking about the sun you ask? Because its a Hot topic! Join us for a little smarts and our sunny side up personalities!