Dirty Old Fruitcakes
Dirty Old Hoes
The Dirty Old Hoes talk about the famous fruitcake. They are the Holiday treat you either love or hate, kind of like your friends. Some are nutty, some are soaked in alcohol, some are firm, some are sweet but really when we get them all together they add to our lives and waistline. Merry Christmas from the Dirty Old Hoes!!!! See you next year!
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Catch Me If You Can
Dirty Old Hoes
The Dirty Old Hoes keeping it short and sweet and Spicing up your day with some gingerbread play. Talking today about the original cookie superstar, the gingerbread man. We rock around the Christmas tree and of course trip over presents and get sidetracked. With morning shitzles and frozen titzles but we can't pronounce them anyway! So from us to you, lots of Gingerbread wishes and mistletoe kisses!
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Christmas Cherry
Dirty Old Hoes
Whats Round and plump and comes in all shades from light to dark and can be sweet and tart and burst a lot when it gets nice and hot? Why a Cranberry of course! We Dirty Old Hoes Love some good ole cranberries, as a matter of fact we are going to add them to the farm repertoire next year! Krista takes us on a journey down the berry vine in time and of course gets side tracked on balls...... blown glass balls .... but she brings it back around to bogs with spiders.... she got really lost..... but we have Christmas music this time so lets have fun and We Wish You A Merry Christmas!
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Dirty Ho Ho Hoes
Dirty Old Hoes
Tracey shops while Krista talks about Christmas trees. But of course they get side tracked on piano legs and Victorian men and Chinese Balls but they eventually get back on the Polar Express and Ho Ho Ho their way back to a Merry Christmas Subject!
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Stuff it in Your Mouth
Dirty Old Hoes
Today while your scrambling to prepare for Thanksgiving, lets talk about the different variations of the Thanksgiving meal across the good ole US of A. One thing that all these meals have in common is the Turkey because everyone loves a good stuffing!
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Bready or Not Here We Crumb!
Dirty Old Hoes
The Dirty Old Hoes Rise to the Occasion and talk about Bread in todays edition. Bready or not here we crumb with lots of information your not gonna want to miss! Every One Loves Bread, but you may not love what's in it. The whole grains are the yeast of your worries. Doughnut miss this whole episode!
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Thankful for âFâ Words
Dirty Old Hoes
The Dirty Olds express thanks for their favorite "F" words, Faith, Family, Farms & Food! Did we mention Food? Every good word is an "F" word! Krista gives us important insight on the History of Thanksgiving and of course they give thier abundant opinions. This is a cornucopia of information you may not have learned in school but probably should have.
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Freaky Filthy Fare
Dirty Old Hoes
The Dirty Olds Hoes divide and conquer superstition and Scary foods. No matter how hard they try, their minds end up in the ghostly giggle gutter. This is Scary funny and you won't know whether to laugh or gag! Have fun with us again this week for another Halloween edition.
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Crocktober bend over send slower right over
Dirty Old Hoes
In Dirty Old Hoe Style we perfectly pervert the Comforting CrockPot for Crocktober. We had good intentions but squirreled on silly side notes and Tracey got sidetracked on Amazon. Hold onto your cheek muscles for Kristas rioting history of slow cooking delicates and of course the warped mind side quests of silly sisters .
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Hard to Process
Dirty Old Hoes
This episode Takes some wild Turns! Krista Starts us out and then We get emotional and have to take a break and then Krista has to jet which leaves Tracey lonely until Conner steps in to share his wisdom on chemicals. We jump around on this one so strap in for Hard to Process!
info_outlineWe have had the cooties in both houses so we are spinning the top played show of Season One so far this week "The Dirty Dozen". We will we back next week with Our 2024 Halloween Special! Later Taters!