Goin’ Deep Show 2185: No More Marriages: The Jesus and Satan Show
Release Date: 02/11/2025
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Kid and El Pres slather your ears with the sticky nonsense you crave. Episode 2212 starts with Kid’s morning BJ—because nothing screams “good morning” like tongue action. Then, he spots three gray pubes—silver rebels begging for a pluck and a midlife meltdown. Buckle up, freaks! Pube Patrol and Shaving Chaos: The boys tackle grooming: pubes, pussy, and nipple waxing disasters. Kid recalls his ex-wife waxing him live (ouch!), and a steamy shave with Hollywood hovering, razor in hand, purring, “Trim my pussy, Daddy.” It’s weird, it’s hot, it’s us! Hot Dogs and Ballgame...
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The Goin’ Deep Show Episode 2212’s live from Murphy’s Irish Lair, where Kid A.G. and El Pres are drowning in frozen beer disasters, drooling over T-shirts they’d shank a nun for, and begging AI to get sexy while she chokes like a robot on a bender. It’s loud, it’s dumb, and it’s gonna leave you questioning your life—let’s dive in fuck face! Icicle Beer Shitstorm: Kid A.G.’s PBR turns into a frosty buttplug because Kid brought over brews straight from Antarctica. “Icicles in my beer? T-Shirt Heist of the Century: Our Favorite bartender at Chet’s with a t-shirt...
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Retro Rewind - (3/31/2013) – Kid, JMac, Silverback, and Don Tang are in the studio with a new, unnamed lady. We’re sipping absinthe and slurring every word. We recap load drops in glasses and how relaxed we all are. Our new lady friend is pushing the porn sites and her love of RedTube. JMac gives us a firsthand take on the night he got caught banging in the Stein Haus parking lot. We drop the news that the studio has only been banged in by JMac. Go Deep.
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Retro Rewind (3/11/2012)– Kid welcomes JMac and Silverback to the program, where we discuss the fact that Silverback doesn’t have a girlfriend yet. His disastrous blind date ended with naked women pulled from ditches and puking all over the place. We call out a local town for still living in the ’90s and rocking flannel shirts and Pearl Jam. We explain the Dutch Rudder and a few other obscure sexual terms, plus how to execute them. We give you listeners some incentive to view our porn site, and JMac rocks the greatest lead-in to a story in the show’s history. Check it out: Go Deep,...
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Kid A.G. and El Pres are in the studio, and they’re jacking with AI Grok like it’s a piñata full of whiskey and regret. Kid A.G.’s got this thing in argumentative mode, and it’s a shrieking banshee, clawing his face off over “Is it a man’s world?” He’s like, “How many chick presidents, huh? Zero!” and Grok’s spitting back, “It’s not that simple, you dipshit!” El Pres is howling, throwing out NFL stats and baseball trivia like it’s proof men own the planet, but Grok’s like, “Women nurture, you hairy ape—deal with it!” It’s a screaming match so loud...
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Kid A.G. and El Pres drag you back to the days when you’d sniff a chick’s stench so rancid it’d knock a buzzard off a shit wagon—then crave it like a triple-stack burger with extra mayo after age 18. El Pres is out here, practically dry-humping the mic, screaming about hauling his kid to the condom aisle: “Here’s the glow-in-the-dark rubber, you little bastard—don’t knock up your future!” Meanwhile, Kid A.G.’s howling about vibrating cock rings—those Lover’s Lane freaky-deaky specials where you rip the bullet vibe out and shove it up your nose just to see if...
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This episode’s a glorious trainwreck of random clips—think of it as a mixtape from hell, narrated by two sarcastic bastards who’ve had it up to here with the world’s stupidity. First off, Some little fucker shits the bed—literally—mistaking a giant fart for a whoopsie-daisy in his pants. Classic kid logic: “Nothing, nothing, OH SHT!” Meanwhile, some jackass waxes poetic about a Trans-Am and screwing up life’s golden rules—because nothing says “I’m a winner” like offending everyone and calling it a process. Then Kanye, the artist formerly known...
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Kid A.G. and El Pres dive headfirst into the cesspool of AI madness, Elon Musk’s sperminator antics, and the Cheeto-faced bromance that’s making America gag harder than a Hooters waitress on a slow tip night. This ain’t your grandma’s podcast—unless your grandma’s a foul-mouthed degenerate who loves a good conspiracy rant. Strap in, degenerates! Go Deep! What’s on the Menu? AI: The Good, The Bad, and The gloriously Fucked-Up – Kid A.G. unleashes Grok 3 in fun mode, and it roasts Elon like a Thanksgiving turkey on a spit. Evil AI domination? Check. 12 Kids, Zero...
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Kid A.G. and El Pres unleashing a tent-centric shitstorm—longer than a donkey’s dick and twice as crude. They cackle over their “fuck boy” label—damn right, bitches!—and dive into Hooters’ bankruptcy, lamenting the loss of ass-and-titty ogling for horny bastards like them. El Pres scored a Hooters meal for ditching his ex—fuck yeah, free wings! Kid’s raging at Gen Z pussies jacking off to phone porn instead of chasing real tail. Clips? A beta cuck whines about anxiety—Kid wants to slap his limp ass—and a chick dumps her man for booing Taylor Swift at the Super...
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Kid A.G. welcomes Red Eye v1 and Dago Unchained in a snowbound cock-teasing riot. They recap a Lansing sexcapade—Dago’s tongue rams three horny chicks in a club, bitches clawing to outkiss each other while Red Eye wingmans on the couch. Kid’s Snapchatting sluts left and right, drooling over Dr. Miami’s gore-fest—nipples sliced, fat asses gutted, stomachs split wide. Hottie of the Week? Brianna Holly, Leo DiCaprio’s conquest—Oscar win be damned, Titanic deserved it more. Politics? Retarded as fuck—Trump’s KKK nod and minorities whining about BET get a middle finger. Red...
info_outlineKid A.G. and El Pres started with a crocheted cock thrown right at your face, courtesy of a friend who knows how to crochet some seriously funny shit.
We laughed our asses off about the girth, the length, and the potential uses of this yarn-made wonder, but don't worry, we didn't forget to get deep. We discussed the misconceptions about dick size, the emotional rollercoaster of puberty, and how body image plays into our self-worth.
Then, we got into the nitty-gritty of dating, past relationships, and the baggage we carry. I shared my policy of not dating in the medical field - those chicks are fucking nuts.
We explored the idea of bringing exes onto the show to discuss what I did right or wrong - imagine the chaos! But we also got real about how jealousy should fucking die by the time you're 45. We've all got a past; it's time to embrace it, not hate on it.
The episode wrapped with a story from a bar, a poem on a napkin, and how it saved a marriage, showing that sometimes, the simplest acts can have profound effects. And we finished with a laugh about marriage, or the lack thereof, with some hilarious, yet crude, imagery involving Jesus and Satan.