Goin’ Deep Show 2293: Back Lava, Glock Dookies & AI Mr. Rogers Dropping F-Bombs

Episode 2293 - Kid A.G. and El Pres chin-spray a 2-hour fever dream that feels like your drunk uncle hijacked a TED Talk on bath salts.  

• 15yo drama so nuclear it needs its own zip code (girlfriend caught with theater handsy, dad witnesses war crimes at homecoming)  

• AI so scary-good Kid made himself riding a unicorn down a rainbow while El Pres made Elvis cuss out Mr. Rogers (“shut the fuck up and mind your own business, neighbor”)  

• OpenAI’s new erotica mode + how-to guide for 12yr-olds to fake adult IDs with Leonardo AI (you’re welcome, FBI watchlist)  

• Fat-shaming water-park sumo kids, back-lava (it’s exactly what you think when you mispronounce baklava post-orgasm)  

• Glock Dookies – prison water bottles fermented with piss, shit & sperm then power-washed at enemies  

• Diddy Party Play Set™ complete with baby-oil fountains and locking doors  

• Jeffrey’s Getaway Island Resort with private jet (“you decide who flies home…”)  

• Fake AI Tarik Skubal post-game meltdown that’s more truthful than the real one  

• Why every nurse/doctor is still in emotional high school banging in supply closets  

• Politicians who don’t grow facial hair can’t be trusted (science)  

Key quotes that’ll make your grandma unsubscribe: 

- “I don’t want anybody taking my voice and making me sound like a normal, sane human being.”  

- “Have you ever passed a little gas and then noticed a tiny bit of poop came with it? That’s called a shart.” – AI Mr. Rogers  

- “Stack that bread, neighbor. Money, cash, hoes. I’m about my paper, no cap.” – AI Mr. Rogers in Louis Vuitton  

- “My super Mexican spick-seed could’ve knocked her up and have another beautiful baby!”  

- “Stop being fat fat-asses. If you’re mad, that’s you, you fat fuck.”