Goin’ Deep Show 2292: Booger-Eating Garbage Pail Chick vs. The Official Butthole Plug of the Detroit Tigers
Release Date: 09/22/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2308: Butt Plug Surprise
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Episode 2308 - In this episode the crew dives balls-deep into the chaotic mess of social media bullshit—TikTok stealing your tunes like a greedy ex, Threads being the Pinterest of positivity (with hopes for hidden titties), and YouTube censoring everything like a prudish grandma. Politics explodes with rants on ICE raids turning Minneapolis into a fascist ice rink, protesters outsmarting Walmart with dry ice returns, and the orange Cheeto-man puppeteering his personal goon squad while dodging Epstein's pedo-party fallout. Jay-Z deletes his socials after getting named-dropped, and...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2307: Probably illegal, but we're looking anyway.
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Episode 2307 - Kid A.G. and Silverback kick it off with “Rampage" Jackson losing his goddamn mind over AI deepfakes: Diddy baby oil slathered all over him, Hitler mustache "Niggler" edits, Donkey Kong in a Princess Peach dress. The man bans people left and right—hilarious as hell, and we can't stop watching. We slide into the vault with the 2014 Fappening leaks. “Probably illegal to have," but proceed to scroll anyway. Classic GDS. Politics hits hard: Trump cult brainwashing, Epstein files dropping. Sobriety reflections, family losses (friend suicide, mentor Alzheimer's, aunt regrets),...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2306: Biology's Pervert Green Light!
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Episode 2306: Kid and Wally unearths a bag of old flash drives stuffed with Fappening leaks and They swear naked chick cravings never die; God built men for it. Girl-on-girl makeouts get the thumbs-up (double breeding shots) while guy kisses gross everyone out—pure biology, not perversion. Wally updates the personal front: banging the new girl while legally dumping the ex, dead truck blocking the driveway, pounding beers to cope. His girl accuses him of only wanting to "get drunk and fuck"—Wally owns it as his middle name and fucking job. They school daughters on reality: guys...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2305: Mapping Bedroom Bangs
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Episode 2305 - Hat Trick, El Pres, and Kid A.G., dive balls-deep into winter shrinkage, menopause gripes, epic boob worship, porn tax paranoia, AI fake-titty debates, first-time fuck stories, and enough cum-shot compilations to make your screen fog up. The crew kicks off bitching about brutal Michigan cold—shrinkage problems, frozen garage doors, and why bushes are making a comeback for extra warmth (Hat Trick's letting hers grow wild because negative-20 ain't shaving weather). She drops menopause truth bombs while bragging about her fireman's curved dick hitting all the right spots,...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2304: Don't Trust Women, But Do Bang Their Besties
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Episode 2304 – Kid AG and Wally get on the mics and yap about the resurgence of wild, untamed pubes spilling out of bikinis—old-school nasty is back, and they're equal parts horrified and "whatever, I'll deal if I'm down there." Wally drops a voicemail bomb from weeks ago where he was raging "don't trust these lying sacks of shit women," setting the stage for him to unleash the main event: he's balls-deep into his ex's bestie—a 110-pound soaking-wet blonde smoke show with killer tits, blue eyes, and three years of dick drought until he wrecked her so hard she limped funny at...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2303: Pedo-Protector Legend
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Episode 2303: is a goddamn birthday-party-hating, period-shaming, toy-stretching, ICE-raging fever dream that makes your family reunion look like a therapy session! Hat Trick kicks off by declaring kid birthdays dead—send a card, fuck the production then unleashes on her dad's 20-year-divorce bitterness: "We don't do that in this house, Dad!" after he period-shames his granddaughter. They roast the CES "Handy" masturbator (hands-free mounting, VR porn sync—mount it on the wall and let it jack you stupid), debate tentacle dildos, and fantasize about tip-to-tip races with the boys...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2302: New Year's Eve Threesome Confessions
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Episode 2302: Kid A.G. starts by admitting he blew a blood vessel in his eye from doing something so hard (or laughing at a comedy show), then spirals into eye doctor nightmares where a literal gecko-woman with divergent lazy eyes tries to measure his pupils like she's cross-eyed calibrating a missile. Progressives? $700 for bifocals? Nah, he's dreaming of Ray-Ban smart glasses so he can translate foreigners while dodging ICE death squads. Hat Trick unleashes the main event: New Year's Eve turned full-on threesome with the fireman (backwards hat on while railing Zul bent over) and Zul...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2301: Orange Skirt Ghosts & ICE Shooting Chaos
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Episode 2301: Kid A.G. and The Mayor JMac from Minneapolis hop on the mic for a 45-minute ramble that's basically two middle-aged degenerates high-fiving over ancient flash drives full of Key West debauchery and orange-skirt thirst traps from 2012. They mourn Path like it was a dead puppy, geek out on AI turning dusty bar pics into living, breathing crew circle-jerks (Lance Parrish three-way handshakes? Chef's kiss), and Kid's dropping stacks on Suno songs that could make Nurse Fiona's cougar tales sound like a Grammy winner. Then bam—Secret Santa drops the nuke: Kid unwraps **Clayton...
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Goin' Deep Show 2300: AI Cougar Anthems & Cum-Glazed Confessions
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Episode 2300: Kid A.G. blasts an AI banger about cougar Nurse Fiona ghosting pilots on her Florida Keys’s trip after an epic box-munching sessions. Then Hat Trick unleashes her inner sex goddess, bragging about massive loads glazing her like a Krispy Kreme, rope play with a fireman who's packing a dragon dick, and plotting threesomes that'd make Caligula blush. L.B. crashes the party fresh from work, dropping helpin the Kid with some ruck ambitions. Kid roasts hospitals as high school 2.0, full of dumb-smart people swapping nudes and God complexes. Exes pop up like bad herpes, kids...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2299: Turning Lonely Bastards Into Digital Fiends
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Kid A.G., El Pres, and Hat Trick pile into The Studio and immediately unload on Bay City's traffic nightmare—Veterans Bridge construction turning every drive into a rage-inducing crawl while the city pretends it's progress. Hat Trick breaks down small-town politics: old-timers screaming about nonexistent crime waves fueled by Facebook bots and Fox News, demanding a police force the budget can't touch, while the new mayor actually does the homework to shut it down. Conversation swings to never feeling scared in local dive bars, teenage kids learning to drive, and Hat Trick's...
info_outlineEpisode 2292 - Kid A.G. and El Pres shotgun a strawberry-banana smoothie laced with blackberry seeds, pee-pee memories, and pure uncut rage. They solve every problem known to man:
- Why piss-flavored kisses are just “protein payback”
- How Ringo Starr stays 28 forever by eating the same three things like a fancy labradoodle
- Why the Phillies will win the World Series (Bryce Harper’s ringless fingers demand iat)
- The Tigers need to fire everyone, hire the Savannah Bananas, and crown Woody’s the official blowjob sponsor of MLB
- Social media turned a 20-year-old into a sniper and we’re all too busy doom-scrolling to notice
- George Carlin’s 1980s FCC rant still slaps harder than Ted Cruz doing his Goodfellas impression
- Jimmy Kimmel got canceled because Trump thinks TV ended in 1997
- Fat fucks need MORE porn, not less — it’s literally their only cardio
- And the greatest horror story ever told: aisle 126, row 19, where Garbage Pail Chick knuckle-fucked her nostril, examined the bounty, then deep-throated her booger finger not once… but TWICE… while blocking a Torkelson double.
Key Quotes
- “She’s sucking the fucking loads right out of us, man.”
- “I shoot a .30-06, better watch it motherfucker, I got my scope on your ass.”
- “If they take away porn there’ll only be websites begging to bring porn back.”
- “Don’t blame the shooter, blame the algorithm pumping hate into his palm like cheap tequila at a gas-station tasting.”
- “Fat fucks, you know you’re fat fucks. Stop being fat fucks. I’m proud of you, son.”
Show Notes (bite-sized chaos)
- Smoothie of the week: Body Armor + blackberry seeds stuck in teeth for 48 hrs
- Health tip from Silverback: morning protein loads, zero broccoli
- Conspiracy level: 4chan gremlin / AI-faked texts / Epstein distraction successful
- Baseball fixes: bring back double-headers, kill the pitch clock, burn the dugout cheerleaders, execute the strike-zone box
- Final boss: lady who ate her boogers like Cheeto-dusted cock in the 7th inning stretch