Goin’ Deep Show 2295: Hooters Booty Shorts Resurrection
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Episode 2295 - Kid A.G. and El Pres dive balls-deep into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction like a pair of horny archivists jizzing over vinyl—raving about Soundgarden's grunge ghosts stealing the show (Jerry Cantrell shreds harder than a cougar on catnip), OutKast and Tyler the Creator dropping beats that make your grandma twerk, and Salt-N-Pepa's Pepa emerging from Ozempic purgatory looking fuckable while Salt bloats like a salted ham hock. They pivot to SNL's stain-splattered sorority skit where some dude nutted mid-mask (Epstein-level evidence, viral gold), winter cucking as...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2294: Walking on Water and the Dodgers Can Eat a Bag of Dicks
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Episode 2294 - Kid A.G. and El Pres rocket from Halloween candy heists to MLB’s clown-car showboating, torching “celebrations while the damn ball’s still live,” City Connect fashion crimes, and the streaming labyrinth (“just give me every game in one f***ing app”). They roast youth travel sports Hunger Games, politics-by-sponsors, and screen-addled content, then spar over AI music vs real craft, tech that “does everything,” and local gigs > mega shows. Choice lines: “The play is not over,” and “One place for baseball, please.” Simple show notes: • Sora/Suno rabbit...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2293: Back Lava, Glock Dookies & AI Mr. Rogers Dropping F-Bombs
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Episode 2293 - Kid A.G. and El Pres chin-spray a 2-hour fever dream that feels like your drunk uncle hijacked a TED Talk on bath salts. • 15yo drama so nuclear it needs its own zip code (girlfriend caught with theater handsy, dad witnesses war crimes at homecoming) • AI so scary-good Kid made himself riding a unicorn down a rainbow while El Pres made Elvis cuss out Mr. Rogers (“shut the fuck up and mind your own business, neighbor”) • OpenAI’s new erotica mode + how-to guide for 12yr-olds to fake adult IDs with Leonardo AI (you’re welcome, FBI watchlist)...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2292: Booger-Eating Garbage Pail Chick vs. The Official Butthole Plug of the Detroit Tigers
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Episode 2292 - Kid A.G. and El Pres shotgun a strawberry-banana smoothie laced with blackberry seeds, pee-pee memories, and pure uncut rage. They solve every problem known to man: - Why piss-flavored kisses are just “protein payback” - How Ringo Starr stays 28 forever by eating the same three things like a fancy labradoodle - Why the Phillies will win the World Series (Bryce Harper’s ringless fingers demand iat) - The Tigers need to fire everyone, hire the Savannah Bananas, and crown Woody’s the official blowjob sponsor of MLB - Social media turned a...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2291: Orange Creamsicle Sobriety
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Episode 2291 - The Goin’ Deep Show goes FULL HALLMARK ON CRACK as Kid A.G. (now 50+ days booze-free and 20 lbs lighter) sips coffee like a civilized human while El Pres taunts him with two growlers of forbidden Tri-City nectar — one of them ORANGE CREAMSICLE, you sadistic bastard. What follows is the most wholesome-degenerate episode in GDS history: - Kid discovers inner dialogue, outer niceness, and the horror of waking up remembering everything - Surprise Black Keys tickets, bookstore foreplay, and $53 lobster-roll - They celebrate anniversaries like...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2290: All-Star Helmeted Threesome of Chaos
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Episode 2290 - Kid A.G., Hat Trick, and El Pres turn a mic check into a degenerate variety show you should not blast at work. They bounce from cat-flea triage and actually-hot sexting to plastic All-Star helmets, Livvy-Dunn thirst, and a “kinks: flirty → filthy” tour (praise-kink gets the W). Add Superman takes (fun, not homework), a cranky ad rant, Epstein-file cynicism, and edible math for the game. Fast, crude, and stupidly honest — exactly the bad idea you needed today. Hat Trick’s Fitbit filing a sexual-harassment lawsuit against Wally’s dick (“Vigorous zone achieved 11...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2289: Little Bitty Diddy & the Clit Sketch Chronicles
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Episode 2289 - Kid A.G., El Pres, and The Bronze Goddess dive mouth-first into a firecracker of a conversation. From soapy beer and early morning “tube cleanings” to courtroom breakdowns of the Diddy trial, the crew spares no detail. The Bronze Goddess defends legal nuance over moral panic, dishes true crime hot takes on the Karen Read case, and calls out societal BS with a side of sarcasm. The conversation takes a hard left turn into period sex taboos, blowjob tutorials courtesy of mom (yes, really), and the high art of pubic landscaping. Toss in some digital touch iPhone clit drawings,...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2288: Wally’s Girthy Homecoming Weekend
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Episode 2288 - Kid & Hat Trick get dick-drunk on Wally’s surprise return: blow-up dolls, 2.5-hr heart-rate workouts, marriage interventions & a vow to keep the bang-train rolling all summer. NSFW chaos level: 69/10. 90 minutes of pure post-nut clarity on steroids. Hat Trick finally lets childhood crush Wally demolish her top-5 leaderboard in one weekend, brags her watch only logged 2.5 hrs of sleep, and demands breakfast dates after every future bang-sesh. Kid reveals the infamous hole-less blow-up-doll birthday gift is getting bondage-rigged in the studio rafters “so the lights...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2287: Clone-a-Willy 2.0: Now With Load Trajectory Testing
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Episode 2287 - The filthiest reunion in podcast history! Kid A.G., Hat Trick & Wally shotgunned Screwball, flipped to page 13 of hell-porn, invented “Castacocque™” dildo molding, measured cum in tablespoons, debated separate bedrooms vs 3am slip-n-slide, and Hat Trick almost puked on a welfare lump with photoshopped tits. Morning sex > cuddles, kids ruining everything, vasectomies are freedom. Mic-jacking chaos included at no extra charge. - “Page 13 of Nightmare Fuel” - First time in 13 YEARS the OG trio is back in studio - Paul Rudd “go on that dick” clips =...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2286: Plaster Caster Disaster & the Last Night of My 40s
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Kid A.G. (49¾) and El Pres chug Tri-City brews while mourning the death of Bird scooters and the birth of Kid’s half-century crisis. Batting practice left him creaking like a 1976 Big Wheel, so naturally the convo drifts to $4800 faux-motorcycles, adult tricycles, and why pedaling a chopper when the battery dies looks dumber than a drunk toddler on a plasma car. Then shit gets LEGENDARILY unhinged: Kid drops the Mt. Rushmore of weird vintage porn — John Holmes railing a chick on a Meijer penny horse, Ron Jeremy-era foot-fucks with exploding plaster cock-molds, and two...
info_outlineEpisode 2291 - The Goin’ Deep Show goes FULL HALLMARK ON CRACK as Kid A.G. (now 50+ days booze-free and 20 lbs lighter) sips coffee like a civilized human while El Pres taunts him with two growlers of forbidden Tri-City nectar — one of them ORANGE CREAMSICLE, you sadistic bastard.
What follows is the most wholesome-degenerate episode in GDS history:
- Kid discovers inner dialogue, outer niceness, and the horror of waking up remembering everything
- Surprise Black Keys tickets, bookstore foreplay, and $53 lobster-roll
- They celebrate anniversaries like sentimental bros, roast Jehovah’s Witnesses, and agree real friends forgive your drunken verbal diarrhea
- MTV VMA nostalgia → “Who the fuck are these new bands?” → Creed vs Nickelback blood feud
- Food-truck lobsters, Nom Nom Ninja hibachi worship, and the dream of $15 all-day metal shows with wristbands + food-truck orgy
- Live music bingo: Goose jam-band solitude, front-row Louis CK, secret surprise date nights, and Wolfgang Van Halen refusing to be Eddie 2.0
- Deep life shit: aunt passing, recording parents’ stories, van-life escape fantasies, and “I’ve got maybe 35 good summers left, bro”
- Politics dodge-ball → South Park worship → Austin Powers “ONE BILLION DOLLARS” censorship rant
- Pornhub now needs FOUR CLICKS like airport security, but Becky Bandini still delivers a 20-second Super Soaker that’ll make you question physics
- Grand finale: “Smack ’em, yak ’em, give her the veiny hammer time!”
Key Quotes:
- “Two thousand two hundred episodes were drunk rage. Now I’m enlightened… pass the coffee, fuckface.”
- “I haven’t craved alcohol once… until I have to visit the brewery. Then I’m bringing a thermos and a dream.”
- “She squirted so fast I checked if Tesla hooked up a garden hose.”
- “Coonins Irish Hub, there laddie — we’re coming for lunch and forgiveness.”