Goin’ Deep Show 2285: Diddy's Tootsie Roll Tumble & Hot Crazy Shenanigans
Release Date: 05/22/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2297: Railed by a Fireman’s Dragon Sized Fire Extinguisher
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Episode 2297: Hat Trick walked in the day before she turns 39 looking like someone who’d been power-washed by sex and still had a smile on her face. Then she opened her mouth and the room needed a cigarette. She casually mentions she watched gay hockey drama with her teenage daughter because “bonding.” The kid now has a thing for Russian accents and sudden violence on ice. Great job, mom. You’ve raised a connoisseur. Then the fireman shows up at 7 a.m. Sunday—unannounced, unapologetic—with a purple knotted dragon dildo the size of a municipal fire extinguisher. Hat...
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The 4-Month Nut Apocalypse”
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Kid and Nurse Fiona are coughing COVID into each other’s faces, half-drunk on the cheapest booze in town. Highlights from the chaos: God personally shutting down the liquor shack to spite two alcoholics A Black pastor dropping the most accurate “men NEED sex like a car needs gas” sermon ever Fiona’s 4-month no-nut streak: saving every drop for one girl, about to redecorate the ceiling Pro threesome tip: always take bottom The loud chick who got dick-stuffed mid-threesome just to shut her the hell up The tragic, deleted 13:45 double-BJ masterpiece (Superman shirt era, never forgotten)...
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Cum Dumpster Diary Karaoke
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Kid and Fiona return with a masterclass in romantic elegance: we debate the finer points of industrial-grade cum dumpster usage, rank the top 10 vintage stinky-pussy bouquets, and discover why your dick still throbs like a club speaker even after Nut #47. Then, in a moment that will be studied by historians, legendary karaoke warlord Brown Eye blesses the mic with his velvet renditions of Air Supply and other certified wrist-slitters. We close out with our feel-good segments: “Best Soundtracks to Yeet Yourself To” and “How to Drown in the Shallow End Without Looking Like a Quitter.”...
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Remote-Control Panties & Load John Silver’s Tar Tar Sauce
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GDS Retro Rewind (Ep.704) It’s Retro Rewind time with The Brawler’s in studio with Kid A.G., and Wally calling in from Episode 704. We get curious about $90 remote-control vibrating panties that can make her soak the chair in public, The Brawler confesses her record 3-second blowjob to a shrimp-scented Long John Silver’s trucker and we debate vintage 70s Muppet bush vs. landing strips, drool over Emma Watson’s infamous upskirt moment, and somehow end up deep in German strap-on and poop-porn territory. It’s crude, it’s wrong, and it’s exactly why you keep coming back. ...
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The Freedom Load on Her Eyeball
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GDS Retro Rewind (Ep.380) - In this gloriously unhinged Retro Rewind, Kid A.G., JMac, Wally, and from Florida GDub get absolutely hammered and declare war on dignity: proudly defending nameless facials, eyeball cum-wipes, and the sacred American right to bust in a stranger’s mouth without learning her name. Wally shrugs off banging all his buddies’ sisters with the ironclad “she picked me up, what was I supposed to do, pull out?” defense, then reveals he’s a Dirty Pirate Hooker. The crew reminisces about Motorboating the Motorboat, the legendarily stacked chick who...
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Lesbo Love Betrayal
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RR Dec. 2020/2010 - Drunk disasters, mystery bruises, and lesbian cookie-night betrayals – welcome to the filthiest corners of the Goin’ Deep vault. We dig up two classic clips: 2020 gold with Host Kid, L.B., Endo, and High-Ho swapping war stories about banging on stranger’s doors during drunken storms, losing phones in bars, and L.B. getting absolutely stomped by 15 pissed-off women on a party bus after grabbing the wrong (lesbian) ass. Rewind further to 2010 when Eckler drops by to blow Kid and Mr. Kleen’s minds with the ultimate girl’s-night-gone-wild tale: walking in at 3...
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Morning Oral PB&J's
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Retro Rewind: December 2015 – The Goin’ Deep Show fires up the mics for another Retro Rewind classic, and right out of the gate, Kid A.G., Don and Pooty Tang are in rare form. The episode kicks off with a sultry request to the listeners to dial the brand-new voicemail line 989-341-3314 and leave something filthy, funny, or downright unhinged, because if you don’t, Kid will hunt you down himself. The crew debates whether women secretly reach for Chloroseptic to numb their throats for monster cocks, the eternal glory of the Hottie of the Week segment (because even Pootie Tang loves hot...
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Goin' Deep Show 2296: Your phone is listening, Alexa just ordered lube
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Episode 2296: Kid A.G., El Pres, and Hat Trick walked into the studio like three people who definitely should not be allowed microphones. What followed was the usual circus of bad ideas and worse opinions. We started with Demi Moore’s new movie The Substance, where she basically clones a younger, hotter, meaner version of herself. Hollywood’s message is crystal clear: aging is fine, as long as you’re willing to let your younger clone murder you and wear your skin like a prom dress. Honestly, sign me up. I’d kill present-day me for a 25-year-old upgrade too. We all would. Don’t lie....
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Goin’ Deep Show 2295: Hooters Booty Shorts Resurrection
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Episode 2295 - Kid A.G. and El Pres dive balls-deep into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction like a pair of horny archivists jizzing over vinyl—raving about Soundgarden's grunge ghosts stealing the show (Jerry Cantrell shreds harder than a cougar on catnip), OutKast and Tyler the Creator dropping beats that make your grandma twerk, and Salt-N-Pepa's Pepa emerging from Ozempic purgatory looking fuckable while Salt bloats like a salted ham hock. They pivot to SNL's stain-splattered sorority skit where some dude nutted mid-mask (Epstein-level evidence, viral gold), winter cucking as...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2294: Walking on Water and the Dodgers Can Eat a Bag of Dicks
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Episode 2294 - Kid A.G. and El Pres rocket from Halloween candy heists to MLB’s clown-car showboating, torching “celebrations while the damn ball’s still live,” City Connect fashion crimes, and the streaming labyrinth (“just give me every game in one f***ing app”). They roast youth travel sports Hunger Games, politics-by-sponsors, and screen-addled content, then spar over AI music vs real craft, tech that “does everything,” and local gigs > mega shows. Choice lines: “The play is not over,” and “One place for baseball, please.” Simple show notes: • Sora/Suno rabbit...
info_outlineEpisode 2285 - Kid A.G. and cohost El Pres dissect Diddy's baby oil bonanza gone rogue—roofie-laced lube? Nah, just lube your way to regret, folks. From Cassie's stripper soirees to arson on Kid Cudi's Porsche and Jamie Foxx's alleged poison plot, it's "allegedly" a freak-off fiasco waiting for JLo's mic-drop revenge album.
Gen-Z Ghost drops truth bombs—no polly ticks, just gym gains and soul-searching—while the vets unpack the Hot Crazy Matrix (fun zone for flings, unicorn zone for myths, danger zone for keying your Kia).
Awkward trans tales, puberty pantsings, breakup blues ("I broke up to level up—smart kid!"), and prez picks cap this chaotic confab. "Hot chicks drop F-bombs like confetti—love it!" Pro tip: Make your bed, not your regrets. Birthday roasts for Kid's 50th: "Grandma was a maniac!" Legacy laughs forever.
Show Notes:
- Diddy Dirt: Baby oil orgies, poison plots, Tootsie-sized scandals.
- Gen-Z Glow-Up: Politics? Meh. Self-love > likes.
- Hot Crazy 101: Matrix mastery—date zone or bust.
- Pubes & Politics: Locker room lore meets prez parades.