Goin’ Deep Show 2305: Mapping Bedroom Bangs
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Episode 2305 - Hat Trick, El Pres, and Kid A.G., dive balls-deep into winter shrinkage, menopause gripes, epic boob worship, porn tax paranoia, AI fake-titty debates, first-time fuck stories, and enough cum-shot compilations to make your screen fog up. The crew kicks off bitching about brutal Michigan cold—shrinkage problems, frozen garage doors, and why bushes are making a comeback for extra warmth (Hat Trick's letting hers grow wild because negative-20 ain't shaving weather). She drops menopause truth bombs while bragging about her fireman's curved dick hitting all the right spots,...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2304: Don't Trust Women, But Do Bang Their Besties
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Episode 2304 – Kid AG and Wally get on the mics and yap about the resurgence of wild, untamed pubes spilling out of bikinis—old-school nasty is back, and they're equal parts horrified and "whatever, I'll deal if I'm down there." Wally drops a voicemail bomb from weeks ago where he was raging "don't trust these lying sacks of shit women," setting the stage for him to unleash the main event: he's balls-deep into his ex's bestie—a 110-pound soaking-wet blonde smoke show with killer tits, blue eyes, and three years of dick drought until he wrecked her so hard she limped funny at...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2303: Pedo-Protector Legend
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Episode 2303: is a goddamn birthday-party-hating, period-shaming, toy-stretching, ICE-raging fever dream that makes your family reunion look like a therapy session! Hat Trick kicks off by declaring kid birthdays dead—send a card, fuck the production then unleashes on her dad's 20-year-divorce bitterness: "We don't do that in this house, Dad!" after he period-shames his granddaughter. They roast the CES "Handy" masturbator (hands-free mounting, VR porn sync—mount it on the wall and let it jack you stupid), debate tentacle dildos, and fantasize about tip-to-tip races with the boys...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2302: New Year's Eve Threesome Confessions
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Episode 2302: Kid A.G. starts by admitting he blew a blood vessel in his eye from doing something so hard (or laughing at a comedy show), then spirals into eye doctor nightmares where a literal gecko-woman with divergent lazy eyes tries to measure his pupils like she's cross-eyed calibrating a missile. Progressives? $700 for bifocals? Nah, he's dreaming of Ray-Ban smart glasses so he can translate foreigners while dodging ICE death squads. Hat Trick unleashes the main event: New Year's Eve turned full-on threesome with the fireman (backwards hat on while railing Zul bent over) and Zul...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2301: Orange Skirt Ghosts & ICE Shooting Chaos
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Episode 2301: Kid A.G. and The Mayor JMac from Minneapolis hop on the mic for a 45-minute ramble that's basically two middle-aged degenerates high-fiving over ancient flash drives full of Key West debauchery and orange-skirt thirst traps from 2012. They mourn Path like it was a dead puppy, geek out on AI turning dusty bar pics into living, breathing crew circle-jerks (Lance Parrish three-way handshakes? Chef's kiss), and Kid's dropping stacks on Suno songs that could make Nurse Fiona's cougar tales sound like a Grammy winner. Then bam—Secret Santa drops the nuke: Kid unwraps **Clayton...
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Goin' Deep Show 2300: AI Cougar Anthems & Cum-Glazed Confessions
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Episode 2300: Kid A.G. blasts an AI banger about cougar Nurse Fiona ghosting pilots on her Florida Keys’s trip after an epic box-munching sessions. Then Hat Trick unleashes her inner sex goddess, bragging about massive loads glazing her like a Krispy Kreme, rope play with a fireman who's packing a dragon dick, and plotting threesomes that'd make Caligula blush. L.B. crashes the party fresh from work, dropping helpin the Kid with some ruck ambitions. Kid roasts hospitals as high school 2.0, full of dumb-smart people swapping nudes and God complexes. Exes pop up like bad herpes, kids...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2299: Turning Lonely Bastards Into Digital Fiends
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Kid A.G., El Pres, and Hat Trick pile into The Studio and immediately unload on Bay City's traffic nightmare—Veterans Bridge construction turning every drive into a rage-inducing crawl while the city pretends it's progress. Hat Trick breaks down small-town politics: old-timers screaming about nonexistent crime waves fueled by Facebook bots and Fox News, demanding a police force the budget can't touch, while the new mayor actually does the homework to shut it down. Conversation swings to never feeling scared in local dive bars, teenage kids learning to drive, and Hat Trick's...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2298: Anesthesia Churchy Filth-Spewing Maniac
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Episdoe 2298 - Kid A.G. and El Pres coming to you from Murphy's Irish Lair, digging through old episodes for retro rewinds and getting lost in the memories They yap about a straight-laced religious husband waking from anesthesia and unloading the dirtiest fantasies on his horrified nurse as his wife cries in a corner, proof that even the most buttoned-up people are packed with filth waiting to spill out. Sobriety has stripped away Kid's excuses, so now every stupid thing he does has the potential to get called out loud, no buffer left. The Conversation veers into repressed urges and the relief...
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Merry Effin Christmas from the Goin' Deep Show
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Tired of sugary Christmas carols and fake holiday cheer? The Goin’ Deep crew drops the ultimate anti-Christmas banger: raw, filthy, and unapologetic. Strippers, lube, dragon dildos, cum-stained mics, and a middle finger to jingle bells—Fuck your lights, fuck your snow—Merry fuckin’ whatever, bitches. This is the only holiday track you need. Go Deep. #FuckChristmas
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Goin' Deep Show 2297: Railed by a Fireman’s Dragon Sized Fire Extinguisher
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Episode 2297: Hat Trick walked in the day before she turns 39 looking like someone who’d been power-washed by sex and still had a smile on her face. Then she opened her mouth and the room needed a cigarette. She casually mentions she watched gay hockey drama with her teenage daughter because “bonding.” The kid now has a thing for Russian accents and sudden violence on ice. Great job, mom. You’ve raised a connoisseur. Then the fireman shows up at 7 a.m. Sunday—unannounced, unapologetic—with a purple knotted dragon dildo the size of a municipal fire extinguisher. Hat...
info_outlineKid and Fiona return with a masterclass in romantic elegance: we debate the finer points of industrial-grade cum dumpster usage, rank the top 10 vintage stinky-pussy bouquets, and discover why your dick still throbs like a club speaker even after Nut #47. Then, in a moment that will be studied by historians, legendary karaoke warlord Brown Eye blesses the mic with his velvet renditions of Air Supply and other certified wrist-slitters. We close out with our feel-good segments: “Best Soundtracks to Yeet Yourself To” and “How to Drown in the Shallow End Without Looking Like a Quitter.” Bring tissues—for your tears, your dick, or both.
DETAILED TIMELINE (now with punchlines)
1:00 – “Right in the cooter” (direct deposit, no ATM fees)
2:00 – Some ladies I want in my mouth (taste-test Tuesday)
3:00 – Make sure that shit is clean (pineapple juice PSA)
4:00 – My head is kinda on her ass (basically furniture at this point)
5:00 – Fingers in the face (free high-five with purchase)
6:00 – This factory is shut down (OSHA violated, uterus on strike)
7:00 – Can you email me your report (STD results in PDF, please)
8:00 – Who says you’re gonna last forever (spoiler: your dick doesn’t)
9:00 – The age we’re at (when your back cracks louder than she does)
10:00 – Weird shit dripping from the vagine (call it abstract expressionism)
11:00 – Brown Eye live karaoke debut (bring earplugs and Prozac)
12:00 – “I’m all out of love” (Brown Eye channeling every divorced dad)
13:00 – “I’m so lost without you” (he’s looking at you, Susan)
14:00 – Straight-up depicted everything (trauma in 4K)
15:00 – Rosette song (now legally a war crime in 12 states)
16:00 – “If you want to be happy” (irony level: expert)
17:00 – Are you fucking serious right now (yes, dead-ass)
18:00 – I was so fucking mad (rage-boner achieved)
19:00 – Because it’s so depressing (we’re one ballad away from a group hug)
20:00 – When do you want to go (existentially or just leaving the call?)
21:00 – Drowned yourself (bathtub’s ready, candles are lit)
22:00 – “I know” – Final Words (mic drop into the void)
23:00 – Throwing yourself into traffic (pro tip: wait for Uber Surge)
Listen now and try not to yeet yourself into the sun before the outro. Go Deep—or at least go home and cry in the shower like the rest of us.