Goin’ Deep Show 2311: Threesome So Close You Can Smell It
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Episode 2311 - Kid A.G. rolls in after a family road trip looking like he barely survived the goddamn thing, yappin’ about caffeine dizziness hitting him like a cheap shot and watching Tiger games like a fucking maniac. He also lived through Buc-ee’s, that absolute fucking hellhole where everybody’s scurrying around like crackheads. Hat Trick is texting her old threesome pal Yukon because her fireman fuck-buddy is begging to sit back and watch another dude with a big dick stretch her out proper. Yeah. They’re already negotiating lube amounts safe words. She’s reminiscing about the...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2310: Bondage Pam, Epstein’s Gmail, and the Dragon That Finally Fit:
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Episode 2310 - Kid welcomes back the unstoppable duo of Hat Trick and El Pres, and what follows is 70+ minutes of zero-filter fire: roasting Attorney General Pam “Bondage” Bondi into oblivion, diving headfirst into the latest Epstein file drops (including that insane jmail.world site), ripping apart the Super Bowl halftime hypocrisy, and—oh yeah—graphic play-by-play of monster-knot sex and snowy foot-fetish side hustles. 1. Pam Bondi Gets Roasted Harder Than a Bad Tinder Date Kid and crew go nuclear on AG Pam Bondi after her congressional hearing meltdown. She’s supposed to be...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2309: Nurse Fiona’s Return
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Episode 2309 - Kid A.G. holding court with returning Co-host Nurse Fiona storming back like a naked tornado after crushing her schoolwork for the past 48 months (she dropped 32 pounds to a whip-around 116—spinner status achieved!). She's dropping bombs on her Florida escapades: swinger resorts where everyone's buck-naked, ladyboys packing heat, and dodging mid-bang Eiffel Tower propositions (pig on a spit? Hard pass, but the thought had her tropical-dreaming). From railing a 20-something-year-old to why girl-on-girl ain't her jam and snooch water's the ultimate side-hustle scam, Fiona's...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2308: Butt Plug Surprise
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Episode 2308 - In this episode the crew dives balls-deep into the chaotic mess of social media bullshit—TikTok stealing your tunes like a greedy ex, Threads being the Pinterest of positivity (with hopes for hidden titties), and YouTube censoring everything like a prudish grandma. Politics explodes with rants on ICE raids turning Minneapolis into a fascist ice rink, protesters outsmarting Walmart with dry ice returns, and the orange Cheeto-man puppeteering his personal goon squad while dodging Epstein's pedo-party fallout. Jay-Z deletes his socials after getting named-dropped, and...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2307: Probably illegal, but we're looking anyway.
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Episode 2307 - Kid A.G. and Silverback kick it off with “Rampage" Jackson losing his goddamn mind over AI deepfakes: Diddy baby oil slathered all over him, Hitler mustache "Niggler" edits, Donkey Kong in a Princess Peach dress. The man bans people left and right—hilarious as hell, and we can't stop watching. We slide into the vault with the 2014 Fappening leaks. “Probably illegal to have," but proceed to scroll anyway. Classic GDS. Politics hits hard: Trump cult brainwashing, Epstein files dropping. Sobriety reflections, family losses (friend suicide, mentor Alzheimer's, aunt regrets),...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2306: Biology's Pervert Green Light!
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Episode 2306: Kid and Wally unearths a bag of old flash drives stuffed with Fappening leaks and They swear naked chick cravings never die; God built men for it. Girl-on-girl makeouts get the thumbs-up (double breeding shots) while guy kisses gross everyone out—pure biology, not perversion. Wally updates the personal front: banging the new girl while legally dumping the ex, dead truck blocking the driveway, pounding beers to cope. His girl accuses him of only wanting to "get drunk and fuck"—Wally owns it as his middle name and fucking job. They school daughters on reality: guys...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2305: Mapping Bedroom Bangs
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Episode 2305 - Hat Trick, El Pres, and Kid A.G., dive balls-deep into winter shrinkage, menopause gripes, epic boob worship, porn tax paranoia, AI fake-titty debates, first-time fuck stories, and enough cum-shot compilations to make your screen fog up. The crew kicks off bitching about brutal Michigan cold—shrinkage problems, frozen garage doors, and why bushes are making a comeback for extra warmth (Hat Trick's letting hers grow wild because negative-20 ain't shaving weather). She drops menopause truth bombs while bragging about her fireman's curved dick hitting all the right spots,...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2304: Don't Trust Women, But Do Bang Their Besties
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Episode 2304 – Kid AG and Wally get on the mics and yap about the resurgence of wild, untamed pubes spilling out of bikinis—old-school nasty is back, and they're equal parts horrified and "whatever, I'll deal if I'm down there." Wally drops a voicemail bomb from weeks ago where he was raging "don't trust these lying sacks of shit women," setting the stage for him to unleash the main event: he's balls-deep into his ex's bestie—a 110-pound soaking-wet blonde smoke show with killer tits, blue eyes, and three years of dick drought until he wrecked her so hard she limped funny at...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2303: Pedo-Protector Legend
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Episode 2303: is a goddamn birthday-party-hating, period-shaming, toy-stretching, ICE-raging fever dream that makes your family reunion look like a therapy session! Hat Trick kicks off by declaring kid birthdays dead—send a card, fuck the production then unleashes on her dad's 20-year-divorce bitterness: "We don't do that in this house, Dad!" after he period-shames his granddaughter. They roast the CES "Handy" masturbator (hands-free mounting, VR porn sync—mount it on the wall and let it jack you stupid), debate tentacle dildos, and fantasize about tip-to-tip races with the boys...
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Goin’ Deep Show 2302: New Year's Eve Threesome Confessions
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Episode 2302: Kid A.G. starts by admitting he blew a blood vessel in his eye from doing something so hard (or laughing at a comedy show), then spirals into eye doctor nightmares where a literal gecko-woman with divergent lazy eyes tries to measure his pupils like she's cross-eyed calibrating a missile. Progressives? $700 for bifocals? Nah, he's dreaming of Ray-Ban smart glasses so he can translate foreigners while dodging ICE death squads. Hat Trick unleashes the main event: New Year's Eve turned full-on threesome with the fireman (backwards hat on while railing Zul bent over) and Zul...
info_outlineKid and Fiona return with a masterclass in romantic elegance: we debate the finer points of industrial-grade cum dumpster usage, rank the top 10 vintage stinky-pussy bouquets, and discover why your dick still throbs like a club speaker even after Nut #47. Then, in a moment that will be studied by historians, legendary karaoke warlord Brown Eye blesses the mic with his velvet renditions of Air Supply and other certified wrist-slitters. We close out with our feel-good segments: “Best Soundtracks to Yeet Yourself To” and “How to Drown in the Shallow End Without Looking Like a Quitter.” Bring tissues—for your tears, your dick, or both.
DETAILED TIMELINE (now with punchlines)
1:00 – “Right in the cooter” (direct deposit, no ATM fees)
2:00 – Some ladies I want in my mouth (taste-test Tuesday)
3:00 – Make sure that shit is clean (pineapple juice PSA)
4:00 – My head is kinda on her ass (basically furniture at this point)
5:00 – Fingers in the face (free high-five with purchase)
6:00 – This factory is shut down (OSHA violated, uterus on strike)
7:00 – Can you email me your report (STD results in PDF, please)
8:00 – Who says you’re gonna last forever (spoiler: your dick doesn’t)
9:00 – The age we’re at (when your back cracks louder than she does)
10:00 – Weird shit dripping from the vagine (call it abstract expressionism)
11:00 – Brown Eye live karaoke debut (bring earplugs and Prozac)
12:00 – “I’m all out of love” (Brown Eye channeling every divorced dad)
13:00 – “I’m so lost without you” (he’s looking at you, Susan)
14:00 – Straight-up depicted everything (trauma in 4K)
15:00 – Rosette song (now legally a war crime in 12 states)
16:00 – “If you want to be happy” (irony level: expert)
17:00 – Are you fucking serious right now (yes, dead-ass)
18:00 – I was so fucking mad (rage-boner achieved)
19:00 – Because it’s so depressing (we’re one ballad away from a group hug)
20:00 – When do you want to go (existentially or just leaving the call?)
21:00 – Drowned yourself (bathtub’s ready, candles are lit)
22:00 – “I know” – Final Words (mic drop into the void)
23:00 – Throwing yourself into traffic (pro tip: wait for Uber Surge)
Listen now and try not to yeet yourself into the sun before the outro. Go Deep—or at least go home and cry in the shower like the rest of us.