Green Blooded Bastard - The Timekeepers of Eternity
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Release Date: 03/09/2025
Green Blooded Bastard - The Wizard of Oz
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wizard of Oz. This movie is about a girl named Oz and the Wizard that she must hunt down!
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard. This movie is about a character named Hitman who jumps around in space and time to make a film that didn't perform as well as the first one. Have I reviewed the first one or not, I can't remember?
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Green Blooded Bastard - Forgive Us Our Trespasses
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Forgive Us Our Trespasses. I'm depressed and this short film is slightly underwhelming. Here's a quick haiku that I wrote recently: coffee up her ass as Ben Affleck tea-bagged her, Gwyneth Paltrow
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Blue Drum
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blue Drum. This film is a short joint that is fairly effetive for being only 16 minutes long.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Freaky Friday (2003)
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freaky Friday (2003). This movie did the old switcheroo and hilarity ensues.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League. This movie did ninja and yakuza shit shit too, I guess! haha
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Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Ninja
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja. This movie did ninja shit I guess! haha
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Green Blooded Bastard - Wing Commander: Countdown To Invasion
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wing Commander: Countdown To Invasion. So Freddie Prinze, Jr. gets off easy in this fan edit, but he's still a half breed asshole that can't act for shit, but somehow he's still a pilot in this damn movie. Saffron Burrows is still sexy and Matthew Lillard is even more subdued in this cut.
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Waves of Madness
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waves of Madness. This movie is a side-scrolling video game in film form.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Cleaner
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some fucking shit.
info_outlineThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Timekeepers of Eternity. This is an artfuck chaos art fever dream remix of The Langoliers which I watched way back on 08/30/2015!
Video link: https://vimeo.com/866783910