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Medians - Season One

Release Date: 02/26/2023

Hard Choices

This enormous episode is guaranteed to make you go super saiyan! Now, will it be with shock? Outrage? Sheer overwhelming horniness? You'll have to listen to find out! We cover the sexual prowess of characters from the length, breadth, and width of Dragon Ball, in search of the median, zenith, and nadir of bedroom performance. The list of characters was so vast and series spanning, we broke our previous power levels and went to 23! Join four intrepid kamehamehos, Annie Craton, James D'Amato, Chris Sims, and MeganBob, as they absolutely smash their way through everyone Akira Toriyama...

Hard Choices Bonus - Bad Choices Drinkisode

Hard Choices

Join us for the Bad Choices - Nick at Nite Couples livestream on Saturday, November 23rd at 5pm Pacific! Kris Newton and I go over our cocktail options for a very mid-century American vibe, and give some recommendations to get you ready for a night of debauchery and fun! Any patrons of Hard Choices can join in this delicious night of excess! Register Not a patron of Hard Choices yet? Join for as little as $1.69!

Hard Choices 40 - What We Do in the Shadows

Hard Choices

Hard Choices returns once more to stalk the night in search of boners. This time, it's every fuckable fuck-up in the world of What We Do in the Shadows. That's right! You get vampires, werewolves, a zombie, a milf, it's everything you could possibly want, plus a bunch of fun vampire accents! Join the Hard Choices clan of Kris Newton, Dan, Kit, and MeganBob as they knock coffins with the Manhattan clan of the tv show and the original New Zealand clan of the movie. Hear Dan damn Sean Rinaldi with the faintest of praise. Listen to Kris opine on the evergreen nature of the Hitachi Magic Wand. Hear...

Bad Choices Announcement - Nick at Nite Couples

Hard Choices

Bad Choices - Nick at Nite Couples is taking every single familiar face from mid-century American television and we're gonna get filthy with them. Saturday, November 23rd, at 5pm Pacific is when it kicks off, and you can go! All you have to do is be a patron of Hard Choices at any level. That's right, for a mere $1.69 you can get stuffed on the backlog of bonus content, as well as joining James D'Amaton, Kris Newton, Marissa, and MeganBob for the Bad Choices -Nick at Nite Couples livestream that is guaranteed to make for an unforgettable night! Here's everything you need to get in on...

Hard Choices 39 - Street Fighter

Hard Choices

Hard Choices has a Hadouken of horniness for you with this thorough breakdown of the fuckability of 21 Street Fighter characters. Listen to our hosts take on the strongest woman in the world, and their conclusion that maybe handsome fighters lose some battles. Whether you're here to feel the caress of a Dragon Punch, a Sonic Boom, or a Hundred-Hand Slap, our hosts are going to make sure you don't miss a single stroke. Join Kris Newton, Dan Mulkerin, Kam Servo, and MeganBob as they work through some of those special feelings that Raul Julia and Kylie Minogue inspired, and...

MeganBob has an OnlyFans!

Hard Choices

I think we all knew that this was a very long time coming, but the day is finally here! Yes, you can see that which has, up until now, only been hinted at by the Hard Choices podcast. Everything you need to engage at your comfort level is listed below. Sexy by is licensed under a . Logo by Elliot BK Lange,

Hard Choices 38 - X-Men

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In a world that hates and fears them, only four people are brave enough to stand up in public on the internet and rank the fuckability of 21 of Marvel comics most fuckable team, the X-Men. Chris Sims, Dan, Kam Servo, and MeganBob enter the bedroom with characters ranging from Cyclops to Emma Frost to Magneto to Storm, and come out the other side with definitive rankings that you, the internet public, are just going to have to live with. No, it's not about what they look like. It's about what they bone down like, and oh my goodness do they bone down! The X-Mansion rings out with cries of...

37 - Nicolas Cage Characters: Part Two

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Our thirst for Nicolas Cage cannot be quenched after just a single episode about his many starring roles. Hell, I don't know if our thirst for Cage is quenched after a second episode either, but for now, you have a fresh 2+ hours of Miles, Dan, Kit, Claire, and MeganBob peering into the dark heart of Cagemas and trying to figure out how these characters bone down. Join us as we tackle Ben Gates from National Treasure, Castor Troy from Face/Off, Cameron Poe from Con Air, and so many more strange Cages. Feelings of all kinds are had, gasps are heard, grievances are aired, and through it all,...

Hard Choices 36 - Firefly

Hard Choices

This here is the horniest podcast in the 'verse. We rounded up a crew of space cowboys worthy of riding into the world of Firefly, ready to get down with anyone worth having. Join Kam, Miles Schneiderman, Rio, and MeganBob, as they take off into the black, and rank the fuckability of the Serenity crew and most everyone else you remember slinging guns in Old West Space China. These four will find the Median, Zenith, and Nadir of fuckability, but along they way they'll find out a whole lot more, mostly about just what makes everyone say "I'll be in my bunk." Strap into your seat, as they prove...

Hard Choices 35 - Dragons

Hard Choices

If you've got a burning desire for enormous winged reptiles, then do we have the episode for you! In this, perhaps the most monsterfuckiest episode of Hard Choices to date, we take a look at 21 of the hottest, sexiest dragons from across media of all kinds! Well... "sexiest" may be stretching it in some cases. But hey, when you've got as much dragon boning to get through as we do, stretching is pretty much inevitable. Join Annie, Dan, Kit, and Meganbob as we bone our way across the many accumulated hordes of wealth that fantasy fiction can offer us, grappling with multiple heads, dangerously...

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Webster's dictionary defines 'median' as "a value in an ordered set of values below and above which there is an equal number of values." Webster's dictionary doesn't define 'fuckability' because Webster was a nerd. Do you know who isn't a nerd? The four guests who stepped up to tackle every single median that Hard Choices has fucked its way through. Dan Mulkerin, Kit, Zadkiel, and MeganBob round up every median from the past 21 episodes of Hard Choices and give them a second chance in the sack.

If trying to sort through the likes of Toucan Sam, Gandalf, and Brienne of Tarth in our quest to find the median of medians sounds like a good time to you, then get yourself a bowl of thematically appropriate plain yogurt, hit download, and enjoy!

By the way! March 15th, 2023 is Bad Choices, the live and intoxicated version of Hard Choices, and it goes down through Patreon livestream for all $4.20 patrons! You'll get to participate in Let's Upack That among other perks that you'll find out about at patreon.com/hardchoices!

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