Hard Choices
From the creators of Smash Fiction, it's horniness meets science! We examine a fictional universe and rank the f*ckability of the characters to determine the true median on our collective boner scale. Who exactly is the middle of the pack in Lord of the Rings? Who is the middle ground of sexiness in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Just where does the horniness middle fall in Game of Thrones? We bring together a diverse array of sexualities, rank the characters, crunch the numbers, and find out truly wild and surprising things about everyone's internal boner-meter along the way.
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Hard Choices 41 - Dragon Ball
12/01/2024
Hard Choices 41 - Dragon Ball
This enormous episode is guaranteed to make you go super saiyan! Now, will it be with shock? Outrage? Sheer overwhelming horniness? You'll have to listen to find out! We cover the sexual prowess of characters from the length, breadth, and width of Dragon Ball, in search of the median, zenith, and nadir of bedroom performance. The list of characters was so vast and series spanning, we broke our previous power levels and went to 23! Join four intrepid kamehamehos, Annie Craton, James D'Amato, Chris Sims, and MeganBob, as they absolutely smash their way through everyone Akira Toriyama created. Along the way, MeganBob learns how many of the character names are food puns, Chris Sims is Correct, and we all question whether or not Goku knows where babies come from. Hit download and break out the Senzu beans, because you're going to need it to keep up your strength to make it through this classic anime f*ckfest! Instagram: Twitter: Bluesky: MeganBob's OnlyFans: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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Hard Choices Bonus - Bad Choices Drinkisode
11/21/2024
Hard Choices Bonus - Bad Choices Drinkisode
Join us for the Bad Choices - Nick at Nite Couples livestream on Saturday, November 23rd at 5pm Pacific! Kris Newton and I go over our cocktail options for a very mid-century American vibe, and give some recommendations to get you ready for a night of debauchery and fun! Any patrons of Hard Choices can join in this delicious night of excess! Register Not a patron of Hard Choices yet? Join for as little as $1.69!
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Hard Choices 40 - What We Do in the Shadows
10/29/2024
Hard Choices 40 - What We Do in the Shadows
Hard Choices returns once more to stalk the night in search of boners. This time, it's every fuckable fuck-up in the world of What We Do in the Shadows. That's right! You get vampires, werewolves, a zombie, a milf, it's everything you could possibly want, plus a bunch of fun vampire accents! Join the Hard Choices clan of Kris Newton, Dan, Kit, and MeganBob as they knock coffins with the Manhattan clan of the tv show and the original New Zealand clan of the movie. Hear Dan damn Sean Rinaldi with the faintest of praise. Listen to Kris opine on the evergreen nature of the Hitachi Magic Wand. Hear Bob try to wriggle their way into a fuck with Colin Robinson. Listen to Kit show everyone how you really assert dominance over a werewolf. Grab your favorite glass of red liquid, light the candelabras, put on all the lace and velvet and you own, and press play for spooky season listen guaranteed to be sweeter (and saltier) than any music the children of the night could cook up. to punch your ticket to Bad Choices - Nick at Nite Couples! Instagram: Twitter: Bluesky: MeganBob's OnlyFans: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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Bad Choices Announcement - Nick at Nite Couples
10/28/2024
Bad Choices Announcement - Nick at Nite Couples
Bad Choices - Nick at Nite Couples is taking every single familiar face from mid-century American television and we're gonna get filthy with them. Saturday, November 23rd, at 5pm Pacific is when it kicks off, and you can go! All you have to do is be a patron of Hard Choices at any level. That's right, for a mere $1.69 you can get stuffed on the backlog of bonus content, as well as joining James D'Amaton, Kris Newton, Marissa, and MeganBob for the Bad Choices -Nick at Nite Couples livestream that is guaranteed to make for an unforgettable night! Here's everything you need to get in on these good times! Instagram: Twitter: Bluesky: MeganBob's OnlyFans: The Bad Choices Nick at Nite Logo was designed by Elliot BK Lange! For more of their joyful work, follow them on Bluesky Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ
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Hard Choices 39 - Street Fighter
09/30/2024
Hard Choices 39 - Street Fighter
Hard Choices has a Hadouken of horniness for you with this thorough breakdown of the fuckability of 21 Street Fighter characters. Listen to our hosts take on the strongest woman in the world, and their conclusion that maybe handsome fighters lose some battles. Whether you're here to feel the caress of a Dragon Punch, a Sonic Boom, or a Hundred-Hand Slap, our hosts are going to make sure you don't miss a single stroke. Join Kris Newton, Dan Mulkerin, Kam Servo, and MeganBob as they work through some of those special feelings that Raul Julia and Kylie Minogue inspired, and that's just for starters. Maybe not everyone is suited to fucking their way through all 21 of the top Street Fighter characters available to be had (and had again), but for these four, it was a Tuesday. Publicly available for the first time ever, You can listen to Kris and Bob's meet cute-r, as they bond over Street Fighter friend-shipping! And be sure to get in on the fun for November with . It's going to be a drunkenly debauched livestream guaranteed to make you feel filthy, as only black and white can! Join for as low as $1.69 to secure your ticket for Saturday, November 23rd at 5pm Pacific. Oh! And MeganBob has an OnlyFans, and it's free to subscribe! Go check out the cheesecakey goodness at Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Bluesky: MeganBob's OnlyFans: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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MeganBob has an OnlyFans!
09/24/2024
MeganBob has an OnlyFans!
I think we all knew that this was a very long time coming, but the day is finally here! Yes, you can see that which has, up until now, only been hinted at by the Hard Choices podcast. Everything you need to engage at your comfort level is listed below. Sexy by is licensed under a . Logo by Elliot BK Lange,
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Hard Choices 38 - X-Men
08/31/2024
Hard Choices 38 - X-Men
In a world that hates and fears them, only four people are brave enough to stand up in public on the internet and rank the fuckability of 21 of Marvel comics most fuckable team, the X-Men. Chris Sims, Dan, Kam Servo, and MeganBob enter the bedroom with characters ranging from Cyclops to Emma Frost to Magneto to Storm, and come out the other side with definitive rankings that you, the internet public, are just going to have to live with. No, it's not about what they look like. It's about what they bone down like, and oh my goodness do they bone down! The X-Mansion rings out with cries of pleasure, and, let's be honest, more than a little bafflement (just what can't magnets do?) and we're here to deliver all the juiciest details to you. Learn all about why Storm is the answer to everyone's prayers, why we're hot (or not) for blue fur, and why Chris Sims is both gifted and cursed with knowing the true number one fuck on any given list of characters. Hey bub, subscribe, tune in, and discover why we should really just call them the XXX-Men. Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Bluesky: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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37 - Nicolas Cage Characters: Part Two
08/01/2024
37 - Nicolas Cage Characters: Part Two
Our thirst for Nicolas Cage cannot be quenched after just a single episode about his many starring roles. Hell, I don't know if our thirst for Cage is quenched after a second episode either, but for now, you have a fresh 2+ hours of Miles, Dan, Kit, Claire, and MeganBob peering into the dark heart of Cagemas and trying to figure out how these characters bone down. Join us as we tackle Ben Gates from National Treasure, Castor Troy from Face/Off, Cameron Poe from Con Air, and so many more strange Cages. Feelings of all kinds are had, gasps are heard, grievances are aired, and through it all, there is Nicolas Cage. Do we reach the throbbing heart of horniness? Well, we certainly reach the throbbing heart of something. Maybe the dark mysteries within our very souls?? You'll have to open this Pandora's box of an episode to find out! Instagram: TikTok: Tumblr: Twitter: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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Hard Choices 36 - Firefly
06/28/2024
Hard Choices 36 - Firefly
This here is the horniest podcast in the 'verse. We rounded up a crew of space cowboys worthy of riding into the world of Firefly, ready to get down with anyone worth having. Join Kam, Miles Schneiderman, Rio, and MeganBob, as they take off into the black, and rank the fuckability of the Serenity crew and most everyone else you remember slinging guns in Old West Space China. These four will find the Median, Zenith, and Nadir of fuckability, but along they way they'll find out a whole lot more, mostly about just what makes everyone say "I'll be in my bunk." Strap into your seat, as they prove that you can't take the sky from Hard Choices. Instagram: TikTok: Tumblr: Twitter: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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Hard Choices 35 - Dragons
05/31/2024
Hard Choices 35 - Dragons
If you've got a burning desire for enormous winged reptiles, then do we have the episode for you! In this, perhaps the most monsterfuckiest episode of Hard Choices to date, we take a look at 21 of the hottest, sexiest dragons from across media of all kinds! Well... "sexiest" may be stretching it in some cases. But hey, when you've got as much dragon boning to get through as we do, stretching is pretty much inevitable. Join Annie, Dan, Kit, and Meganbob as we bone our way across the many accumulated hordes of wealth that fantasy fiction can offer us, grappling with multiple heads, dangerously hot bodily fluids, and random googly eyes along the way! Instagram: TikTok: Tumblr: Twitter: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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Patreon Treats - Weird Choices Cutlery [feat. Annie Craton] & Soft Choices X-Men and TTRPGs [feat. Dan Mulkerin]
04/16/2024
Patreon Treats - Weird Choices Cutlery [feat. Annie Craton] & Soft Choices X-Men and TTRPGs [feat. Dan Mulkerin]
is coming for you on Saturday, April 20th at 5PM PT and it's coming hard! As a result of all the Bad Choices hullabaloo, among other things, MeganBob couldn't pull together an episode for April in time, but this is two gems from the Patreon feed featuring Bad Choices co-hosts Annie Craton and Dan Mulkerin. so you don't miss one second of the action! Believe me, you'll be glad you did. Can you afford to miss James D'Amato doing a Zorak impression after a few drinks? Can you afford to miss any of us moaning about Jabberjaw or how much we want Yogi Bear to rifle through our pic-a-nic baskets? I feel like the answer is a resounding no. get to join in the Bad Choices fun on 4/20! Patrons at all levels get access to the replay and to the podcast version of this unholy event. All patrons are going to be issued a Sex Bingo card to play along during Bad Choices and see if they win a prize! The prize has yet to be determined and may be something highly cursed, highly sexy, or just plain weird. It depends on how drunk we are by the end of the show, really. Desperate to know who we're talking about on Saturday, April 20th? Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines: Dick Dastardly and Muttley The Flintsones: Barney Rubble The Flintstones: Betty Rubble The Jetsons: Rosie Wacky Races: Penelope Pitstop Space Ghost: Zorak Captain Planet: Doctor Blight The Yogi Bear Show: Yogi Bear The Huckleberry Hound Show: Huckleberry Hound Jabberjaw: Jabberjaw Casper and the Angels: Space Officer Maxi Hong Kong Phooey: Hong Kong Phooey The Powerpuff Girls: Ms. Bellum Moby Dick and the Mighty Mightor: Serpent Queen Inch High, Private Eye: Inch High Things are going to get buckwild, folks. Strap in. Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ
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Hard Choices 34 - Our Flag Means Death
03/31/2024
Hard Choices 34 - Our Flag Means Death
Avast, my hearties. It’s time to hoist the colors and set sail for an experience that Talk Like a Pirate day really didn’t prepare us for. This is Hard Choices, the podcast that ranks the fuckability of fictional characters looking for the zenith, median, and nadir in a given universe, but really, it’s about all the timbers we shivered along the way. This month, we’re plunging our swords into Our Flag Means Death! Join me, Captain MeganBob, and me hearties , , and as we discuss the difficulty of transplanting hydrophilic polycules to life on land. And we also talk about horses for some reason? And the way cat pee smells? Look, ye lubbers, with a crew this unarguably fuckable, we had to fill time out there on the podcast seas. Check out Hard Choices on social media and on Patreon for news from every corner of MeganBob's boner empire, including updates about the upcoming LIVE Bad Choices - Hanna-Barbera recording on Saturday, April 20th at 5pm Pacific! Instagram: TikTok: Tumblr: Twitter: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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Hard Choices 33 - Baldur's Gate
02/13/2024
Hard Choices 33 - Baldur's Gate
We at Hard Choices like to think we have our fingers on the throbbing pulse of pop culture, so when Baldur's Gate 3 won just about every Game of the Year award purely out of how horny it made everyone, we knew we couldn't pass up the opportunity to explore the delicious nooks and sweaty crannies of the Sword Coast through the lens of this groundbreaking, bed-shaking trilogy. Join Dan, Maq, Miles, and Meganbob as we ask: which heroes and villains are we saving our highest-level spell slots for, and which ones are we leaving behind in the deservedly Forgotten Realms? When everything from vampires to mind flayers to actual bears are on the table, is any monsterfucker truly safe? And most importantly, how do we feel about possibly having a miniature giant space hamster secretly watching our every thrust and gasp? Check out Hard Choices on social media and on Patreon for news from every corner of MeganBob's boner empire, including updates about the upcoming LIVE Bad Choices - Hanna-Barbera recording on Saturday, April 20th at 5pm Pacific! Instagram: TikTok: Tumblr: Twitter: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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Hard Choices 32 - BLEACH
01/23/2024
Hard Choices 32 - BLEACH
It was just another quiet day in the Soul Society until Hard Choices rolled up, ready to find out exactly how much reishi everyone has under those robes! Kurotsuchi probably already knows the answer to that question, but his methods for finding out just aren't personal enough for Neal Butler, Kit, MeganBob, and TikTok legend ! Only working through our list to find out who fucks like every move is their Bankai and who fucks like they'd really rather be doing a training montage can give us the dark knowledge we crave. Just how insufferable is Gin's creepy self-satisfaction? How sexy is a basket-wearing wolfman? How much do all of us want to lay our heads on Shunsui's very hairy chest? You can only find the answers to these questions by going on a journey that's almost as long as the entirety of BLEACH, but don't worry, we won't make you learn about Bounts. Join us as we take one of the Big Three among anime and give it the working over that no amount of cheesecake pinups and sexy cosplay could have prepared you for. Check out Hard Choices on social media and on Patreon for news from every corner of MeganBob's boner empire! Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Bluesky: Gmail: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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Hard Choices 31 - Parks and Recreation
12/30/2023
Hard Choices 31 - Parks and Recreation
Big government isn't sexy. But small government? Local government? That government where you can get right up close and see the process unfolding. That government where you can run into your city councilor at the gym? Or at the local liquor store? Or trying to bribe a raccoon for votes? That's the kinda government you can get down and dirty with. This month, Hard Choices visits the recent past with a trip to Pawnee, Indiana. Yes, the bright-eyed innocence and the can-do attitude that believes yes, holes can be filled. We rounded up Kam Servo, Owen Winters, Kris Newton, and MeganBob to break a few noise ordinances (and one about keeping your pets on a leash.) Whether you're hot for Ron Swanson, April Ludgate, or genuinely ready to take the biggest dick in Pawnee, courtesy of JerryGaryLarry, this episode has you covered. Hard Choices: It's horniness you can believe in! (And the outtakes are normally only on Patreon, but I couldn't resist leaving them in as a little December giftie - MBob) Check out Hard Choices on social media and on Patreon for news from every corner of MeganBob's boner empire! Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Gmail: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO License code: W2S2RPXGLVQIUO8J
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Hard Choices 30 - 80's Cartoon Icons [Live at Rose City Comic Con]
11/27/2023
Hard Choices 30 - 80's Cartoon Icons [Live at Rose City Comic Con]
Hard Choices swept through all of the 80's cartoons you know and love to select the cream of the crop (and Allo from Dinosaucers) to make sure that this episode is peak after peak. You can expect Big Feels aplenty from Hub, Annie Craton, Meganbob, and host, Kris Newton, as they get vocal about Cobra Commander, Master Splinter, Gadget, and Krang. Never has a group of characters cried out so powerfully for us to ask "how good is the sex and what is it like?" and we can promise that you'll get some answers that will make you gasp, laugh, and maybe even rush to AO3 for a fanfic fix. The video of the panel, slideshow, and individual rankings are publicly available on Patreon! Video and audio of the panel was recorded live at Rose City Comic Con 2023, courtesy of Derek Conrad of the Bugs Need Heroes podcast. Check out Hard Choices on social media and on Patreon for news from every corner of MeganBob's boner empire! Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Gmail: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO License code: W2S2RPXGLVQIUO8J
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Hard Choices 29 - Cryptids
10/31/2023
Hard Choices 29 - Cryptids
On September 3rd, 2023, four plucky perverts disappeared into the depths of the Internet while recording a podcast about their yearning to fuck cryptids. One month later, their audio was found. (Then, the editor spent three weeks making it listenable. Two of the hosts were sick and the other two were sharing a microphone, so there are probably some errant thumps and sniffles, but let's not speak ill of the mysteriously vanished.) This episode is dedicated to James D'Amato MeganBob Kit and Sarah the four brave blur-chasers whose pursuit of the unknown (i.e., their desire to fuck Mothman ASAP) cost them what they held most dear (i.e, the possibility of fucking Mothman in the future). Check out Hard Choices on social media and on Patreon for news from every corner of MeganBob's boner empire! Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Gmail: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO License code: W2S2RPXGLVQIUO8J
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Hard Choices - 2023 Trailer
10/12/2023
Hard Choices - 2023 Trailer
Can something be simultaneously wholesome, horny, and hilarious? Only if you're the Hard Choices podcast. Hard Choices looks at the bedroom skill of fictional characters and asks "how good is the sex and what is it like?" What does that sound like as a podcast? Buddy, this trailer takes you through some highest highs and most unbelievable lows of ranking the f*ckability of fictional characters. If you've ever thought that Miss Piggy was a pillow princess or that Ra's al Ghul was a Daddy, this show is for you. If you like this trailer, pick any episode that piques your interest and give it a try! The episodes are standalone and don't require listening in any order or that you listen to all of them so grab what calls to you! And if you're already a regular listener but you want to get new folks into it, this is an easy way to share what you love about the show with friends! Check out Hard Choices on social media and on Patreon for news from every corner of MeganBob's boner empire! Instagram: TikTok: Bluesky:
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Hard Choices 28 - Shakespeare
09/13/2023
Hard Choices 28 - Shakespeare
If Shakespeare were alive today, he would have a podcast. What kind, you ask? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it would feature iambic pentameter, stirring monologues, wall-to-wall dirty jokes, and flexible attitudes towards sex and gender. Holy shit, is MeganBob Shakespeare?! Maybe so, because all of those things appear in this Hard Choices episode about the works of the Bard! Lend us your ears as Dan Mulkerin, (aka ), and Stella Cheeks join Bob not to praise 21 of Shakespeare's most memorable characters, but to bone them. Which of Shakespeare's characters has the best drugs? Which one is, for better or worse, the crustiest? Which one do we want to lick our boots, and which one's boots do we want to lick? If you're looking for definitive answers... well, listen to these two hours of sound & fury and see how that works out for you. Check out Hard Choices on social media and on Patreon for news from every corner of MeganBob's boner empire, including updates about the upcoming LIVE Hard Choices recording at Rose City Comic Con on Sunday, September 24th at 4pm! Hard Choices on Patreon Instagram: hardchoicespod TikTok: @hardchoicespod Tumblr: hardchoicespod Twitter: @hardchoicespod Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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RCCC Live Show Update
08/31/2023
RCCC Live Show Update
We have a date and time for our Rose City Comic Con live show: Sunday, September 24th from 4-5 PM in room D135-136! Come see the show, hear us rank 80s cartoon characters, get your free gift baggie, and hang out with us!
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Hard Choices 27 - Dragon Age
08/27/2023
Hard Choices 27 - Dragon Age
From a dank jail cell, where they are being interrogated by the Seekers of Truth (who may end up learning more truths than they bargained for), MeganBob hosts Hard Choices: Dragon Age Edition! Hornier than a whole platoon of Qunari warriors, MeganBob is joined by Elven Ranger Annie Craton, mononymous Human Bard Maquenzie, and the very best nug in Thedas, Kit, as they plumb the depths of the Deep Roads, scale the peaks of the Frostback Mountains, and stroll across the Elvish Dales in search of the most fuckable denizens of the Dragon Age universe. On the way, we discover: The pros and cons of Loghain’s ass Spoiler alert for an 8-year-old DLC How many movie references can Annie make? Guest starring Neal Butler as The Seeker, who was cut from the list in order to be fair to the rest of the characters. Check out Hard Choices on social media and on Patreon for news from every corner of MeganBob's boner empire, including updates about the upcoming LIVE Hard Choices recording at on Sunday, September 24th at 4pm! Instagram: TikTok: Tumblr: Twitter: Gmail: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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Hard Choices 26 - Spider-Man
07/16/2023
Hard Choices 26 - Spider-Man
We all know that with great power comes great responsibility. You know what else comes with great power? Us when we think about Spider-Man! It's not just Peter Parker who makes our web-shooters go thwip, either; he's got a huge cast of friends, foes, and supporting characters to suit every taste, from monsterfucks like Venom, to adorable loser fucks like The Shocker, to the jackpot herself, Mary Jane. This episode, your friendly neighborhood MeganBob pushes DEEP into the Spiderverse to find the median, the zenith, and the nadir of its fuckability, all with the help of: The Amazing Annie Craton! The Spectacular James D'Amato! And Dan Mulkerin from an alternate reality where he never lost his Captain Universe powers! IN THIS ISSUE: Dan single-handedly promotes Tombstone from D-tier to Daddy-tier MeganBob discovers the only bad way to listen to "The Cruel Angel's Thesis" Annie lets Carnage's gooey appeal blind her to his, you know, everything else And James finally takes a public stance on whether eating boys is wrong! Check out Hard Choices on social media and on Patreon for news from every corner of MeganBob's boner empire, including updates about the upcoming LIVE Hard Choices recording at on the weekend of September 22nd-24th! Instagram: TikTok: Tumblr: Twitter: Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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Hard Choices LIVE at Rose City Comic Con!
07/16/2023
Hard Choices LIVE at Rose City Comic Con!
Hard Choices is coming to Portland, Oregon for , September 22-24th! We'll pass on the information about the day and time as soon as we find out when we'll be performing. I'll update again here and on the Hard Choices social media! It's brand new and I'm still figuring some of it out, but come say hi!
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Hard Choices 25 - Gargoyles
06/17/2023
Hard Choices 25 - Gargoyles
In 1994, Disney's Gargoyles glided into the preteen hearts of the afternoon cartoon crowd, appealing to us in ways we wouldn't fully comprehend for years to come: its borrowings from Shakespeare, for example, and the unfamiliar yearning that Demona's loincloth made us feel. Nearly thirty years later, we are no longer children, and we have put away childish things in favor of podcasts about childish things. At last, we're ready to engage the undeniable horniness of this 90's cartoon and imagine what a night of passion with a gargoyle (or a Disney Afternoon delight with Elisa Maza) would be like. Get ready for Annie Craton, Kris Newton, Lilian Carlisle, and MeganBob to unleash decades of pent-up thirst for some of their most formative monsterfucks. To sign up for Bad Choices - Square Enix on Saturday, June 24th at 6pm Pacific/9pm Eastern (as well as the preshow, The Squeenix Squabble), either sign up for the at the $4.20 level to be registered automatically, or buy a ticket direct from the event page . Don't forget to use the promo code EGGPLANT for $2 off if you buy before Tuesday, June 20th! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO
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Bad Choices 1 - Looney Tunes (Public Edition)
06/15/2023
Bad Choices 1 - Looney Tunes (Public Edition)
Chuck Jones and Mel Blanc couldn't have guessed what we'd do when we got our hands on their creations. To be honest, I'm not sure we could have guessed either. That's the power of alcohol! Join Annie Craton, Dan Mulkerin, Kris Newton, and MeganBob for a Chungus of an episode that's full of bad choices. The takes are more explosive than a warehouse full of Acme products and the descent into drunken chaos will leave you satisfied in ways that not even the Tazmanian Devil himself could match. For your safety and the safety of others, please do not listen to this while operating heavy machinery. Frankly, listening to it in public may just be a bad idea full stop. Notes: If you want to hear the rest of this episode right this moment, then click here to join the ! You can hear the other ninety dang minutes of this beast, along with hours and hours of bonus episodes and outtakes for a mere $1.69 a month! Nice! If you want to see Bad Choices - Square Enix go down on June 24th at 6PM Pacific/9PM Eastern on Crowdcast, you can either subscribe to Patreon at $4.20 a month and I'll add you to the event or you can buy a ticket direct from the event page . Don't forget to use the promo code Eggplant! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO License code: DYLLL10UX13VLYV0 License code: C1WTYZUQK0DNEDFT
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Hard Choices 24 - Clue (C)
05/31/2023
Hard Choices 24 - Clue (C)
You arrive at the opulent podcast of Mr. MeganBob to find yourself surrounded by three of their most dubious acquaintances: Dan Mulkerin, Lillian Carlisle, and Kris Newton. Apparently, they've all been summoned to rank the fuckability of characters from the classic mystery board game (and cult film) Clue. However, something seems... off. These hosts are keeping secrets, and when foul play disrupts the evening, the suspects' stories don't quite add up. It's as though one or all of these shady podcasters are vile liars and murderers! Or perhaps MeganBob got busy this month during prime podcast recording time, and this episode is weird to compensate! Regardless, there's nothing we can do but act normally -- perv on Professor Plum, gush about Chef White, fall into horny rapture about doe-eyed subs who want to be pounced on -- and wait for the final summation to reveal who did it to MeganBob, where, and with what. Or at least which board game characters three nerds are hot for. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO License code: ZAMNT4CHXTJYOWJG
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Hard Choices 23 - Magic The Gathering: Planeswalkers
04/30/2023
Hard Choices 23 - Magic The Gathering: Planeswalkers
It's time to leave the battlefield and enter the bedroom, because this episode of Hard Choices sees our hosts visiting the wide and wild multiverse of Magic: the Gathering! We've got elves, gorgons, vampires, golems, dragons, and more--and all of them are DTF! We've drawn Claire, Dan, Kit, and Meganbob to ask: Which characters are we putting into the command zone of our boners? Which are we consigning to the graveyard of our disinterest? And, perhaps most importantly, which color of Magic can absolutely get it? Tap this episode to find out! By the way, we have a ! You can support the show and get access to all the behind-the-scenes hilarity and other cool perks! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY
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Hard Choices 22 - The Tarot Major Arcana
03/31/2023
Hard Choices 22 - The Tarot Major Arcana
The Tarot! The mystery and magic of life's journey have never been so adeptly captured in any other collection of cards, except maybe Yu-Gi-Oh. In this episode, three spirits penetrate the Tarot's mystery and make some magic as they rank the fuckability of the Major Arcana. Dan Mulkerin weaves tales of infuriatingly excellent and crushingly mediocre fucks; Kris Newton, safely deceased and heedless of privacy, interprets the cards in light of his personal sexual history; and MeganBob sacrifices their very brand to espouse the sexiness of earnest, responsible love. Most importantly, we've got part-time fortune-teller Kit (complete with part-time accent) to command the spirits with the big deck energy such a task demands. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO RECORD SCRATCH sound effect A SoundEffectsFactory original production & recording made for YouTube
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Medians - Season One
02/26/2023
Medians - Season One
Webster's dictionary defines 'median' as "a value in an ordered set of values below and above which there is an equal number of values." Webster's dictionary doesn't define 'fuckability' because Webster was a nerd. Do you know who isn't a nerd? The four guests who stepped up to tackle every single median that Hard Choices has fucked its way through. Dan Mulkerin, Kit, Zadkiel, and MeganBob round up every median from the past 21 episodes of Hard Choices and give them a second chance in the sack. If trying to sort through the likes of Toucan Sam, Gandalf, and Brienne of Tarth in our quest to find the median of medians sounds like a good time to you, then get yourself a bowl of thematically appropriate plain yogurt, hit download, and enjoy! By the way! March 15th, 2023 is Bad Choices, the live and intoxicated version of Hard Choices, and it goes down through Patreon livestream for all $4.20 patrons! You'll get to participate in Let's Upack That among other perks that you'll find out about at ! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY
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Hard Choices 21 - Dragonlance
02/02/2023
Hard Choices 21 - Dragonlance
Gather round, heroes, and hear tell of the largest swords, roundest orbs, and hottest dragons ever seen in the land of Krynn! Experienced adventurers Meganbob, Miles, and Dan are joined by level 1 neophyte Neal Butler--but worry not, Neal is a dirty min-maxer and has no trouble keeping up with the horny analysis all four hosts bring to this special episode. Which Hero of the Lance captures our hearts and boners, and which are we abandoning to the Abyss? What sorts of books does Astinus the Chronicler keep in the restricted area of the library? And does anyone actually want to bone Lord Soth? Listen and find out! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY
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