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Hard Choices 31 - Parks and Recreation

Release Date: 12/30/2023

Hard Choices 52 - Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga

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Take a ride with Hard Choices to a galaxy far, far away as we revisit the Star Wars films from the 70's through the most recent installments in the Skywalker Saga. Join Annie Craton, Dan Mulkerin, James D'Amato, and MeganBob as they discover just how Force sensitive they are when it comes to fucking their way through the likes of Yoda, Luke, Leia, Darth Vader, and more! Is Sheev Palpatine going to fuck you himself or does he have a guy for that? Is Jar Jar Binks a secret dark horse? Is Obi-Wan Kenobi the saddest peepums there is? All these questions and more will be addressed in an episode...

Hard Choices 51 - Arcane

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What's it look like when a Yordle has sex? Not everyone is brave enough to ask those sorts of questions, but we here at Hard Choices fear nothing, not even getting a little addicted to humming "Enemy" over and over. Look, the opening credits to this show are compelling and we will make not apologies for our feelings on the matter. Nor will we apologize for all of our takes on the fuckability of these characters who are all wildly different flavors of sad! Join hosts Dan Mulkerin, Claire Vannette, MeganBob, and making her Hard Choices debut, Anna Emmaline, as they riot through Zaun and...

Hard Choices 50 - Hazbin Hotel

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Hard Choices will do a lot to get laid, even go straight to Hell (let's be honest, we've been to Hell with a few of these episodes already). That's right, we've been dragged into the cartoon musical wonderland of Hazbin Hotel and we're determined to sign our souls away in our quest to find the zenith, median, and nadir of fuckability. Join MeganBob, Dan, Kit, and superfan Eros as they wade through one of the thirstiest settings we've ever covered. We deal with deadbeat dads, dangerous deals, and delicious demons we'd love to have corner us in a dark alley. Don't think Heaven is...

Announcements! Hiatus - GenCon 2026 - OnlyFans

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Hey folks! I've got some announcements so you know what's up for the next few months and this summer. Hard Choices is going on hiatus until May 2026 Go to the and sign up for LOTS of bonus content that will continue to come out over the hiatus! I'm going to be at (July 30th-August 2nd) If you want to get in on some livestreams and some new sets coming out in the next few months, go to !

Hard Choices 49 - Discworld

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When Sir Terry Pratchett put pen to paper and first began to shape what would become Discworld, he could not have known that down the line, some little gang of weirdos on the internet would spend almost three hours getting scientifically horny about it. But with a world as rich, multi-layered, and full of larger than life characters as Discworld, it was, perhaps, inevitable. Join our coven of podcasters as they plow through 21 of the Disc's most notable characters to find the zenith, median, and nadir of fuckability in a spree that would make Nanny Ogg proud. You'll get to hear Dan take on the...

Bad Choices 5 - Shrek [Public Edition]

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We're escaping the swamp and coming to you live and full of intoxicating libations because it's Bad Choices! Bad Choices is our drunk liveshow that we broadcast on Crowdcast approximately 2-3 times a year and this time we dove headfirst into one of DreamWorks' most inexplicably beloved franchises, Shrek, to get nasty with Donkey, Gingy, and the rest of the gang! Join James D'Amato, Kit, Maq, and MeganBob as they drink deep and get to grips with what Humpty Dumpty cums, who you find at a gay bathhouse, and a surprise Big Feels that still has us reeling months later. After that, we take viewer...

Hard Choices 48 - Power Rangers Villains

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Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi! Turn your TV back to 1993 and settle in for a Hard Choices episode of hard-hitting, backflipping, wildly gesticulating action. That's right, it's time to power up by fucking our way through 21 of the most memorably vile villains that questionable English localization can offer! Join our hosts James D'Amato, Jake Mason, Claire Mulkerin, and MeganBob as they suit up to face the meanest aliens, mightiest wizards, and rubberiest robots the mad geniuses at Saban have to offer! James gets involved with couples in messy ongoing divorces, Claire is spoiled for choice when it comes to...

Hard Choices 47 - Comic Book Villains [Live at Tucson Comic Con]

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At last! We have you in our clutches, restrained and unable to do anything but sit back and listen to our objectively correct* takes on some of the most fuckable villains that comic books have to offer! You will join Dan Mulkerin, Claire Mulkerin, JoJo Seames, and MeganBob as they deliver diabolical monologues guaranteed to set both heart and loins aflame. They tangle with the likes of Lex Luthor and Doctor Doom along with some villains who you might not expect like Batroc the Leaper and Orca the Whale Woman. Truly, we are nothing if not fair in our villain fuckery! This episode also takes...

Hard Choices 46 - Final Fantasy XIV

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Double-check your Item Level and apply your favorite glamours, because this month we're logging into the weird, wild, and frequently patched world of Final Fantasy XIV! Dan, Kit, and Meganbob group up with Jef from to take a spin on the BOOTY Roulette. Which character will prove to be the Zenith, which the Nadir, and how many are just straight up unpronounceable? What ancient Allagan sex tricks does Urianger have up his sleeve? Does Zenos even know what sex is? Is Nidhogg too toxic of a dragon for even Meganbob's boner to handle? Use the /listen emote to find out! Patreon: Instagram: ...

Hard Choices 45 - Homestar Runner [feat. Patrick Rothfuss, James D'Amato, Dillin Apelyan, & Annie Craton]

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Everybody to the limit! Well, maybe past the limit, because yes, we're ranking the fuckability of the Homestar Runner universe. Does it matter to you if the Cheat lives in a grill? Do you care if Homestar Runner is wearing pants? Just what can Strong Bad do while wearing boxing gloves? Join , , , , and as they explore what makes fucking Senor Cardgage a 'probalo', whether getting possibly eaten by the King of Town is a dealbreaker, and to what extent it matters if the Poopsmith can shower. Along the way, you'll get to hear every possible iteration of how Coach Z might talk in...

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Big government isn't sexy. But small government? Local government? That government where you can get right up close and see the process unfolding. That government where you can run into your city councilor at the gym? Or at the local liquor store? Or trying to bribe a raccoon for votes? That's the kinda government you can get down and dirty with.

This month, Hard Choices visits the recent past with a trip to Pawnee, Indiana. Yes, the bright-eyed innocence and the can-do attitude that believes yes, holes can be filled. We rounded up Kam Servo, Owen Winters, Kris Newton, and MeganBob to break a few noise ordinances (and one about keeping your pets on a leash.)

Whether you're hot for Ron Swanson, April Ludgate, or genuinely ready to take the biggest dick in Pawnee, courtesy of JerryGaryLarry, this episode has you covered.

Hard Choices: It's horniness you can believe in!

(And the outtakes are normally only on Patreon, but I couldn't resist leaving them in as a little December giftie - MBob)

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