Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
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Another probe is headed towards Earth and this time the only way to stop it is to travel back in time and get silly in 1986. We’re watching Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
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We seem to have lost our Spock...Oh there he is! Come to think of it, we basically knew where he was the whole time. This title is misleading.We’re watching Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
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Getting old sucks! Also, kids are hard, and Kirstie Alley wasn’t always a crazy anti-vax scientologist. We’re watching one of the best Sci-Fi movies ever made in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture
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Space! It’s all around us, and so is the impact of this seminal sci-fi series. However, it’s start on the big screen was a wee bit bumpy. We’re slowing it down, and watching blue clouds go by in the first entry in our new Star Trek mini series Star Trek: The Motion Picture this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Down Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Red Sonja
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Lady boss! It’s 1985’s Red Sonja this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Up Thoreau - Down
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Conan the Barbarian
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We’re going way way back to when Barbarians roamed the lands and all the cool kids worshipped snakes. It’s a brand new mini-series as we go through the Conan franchise. We’re watching Conan the Barbarian this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Conan the Destroyer
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What the hell are you doing with that 14 year old girl, Arnold? It’s Conan the Destroyer this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Kraven the Hunter
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The movie so boring it tanked an entire cinematic universe. It’s Kraven The Hunter this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11...
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Venom: The Last Dance
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Tom Hardy really has chemistry with Tom Hardy. It’s Venom: The Last Dance this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down Ranking RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11...
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Joker: Folie a Deux
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What if they made a sequel and nobody came? It’s Joker Folie a Deux this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the...
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Ranking RANKINGS
1 Endgame
2 Spider-Man No Way Home
3 Infinity War
4 Logan
5 Deadpool & Wolverine
6 Captain America: Civil War
7 The Avengers
8 The Dark Knight
9 THE Suicide Squad
10 Thor Ragnarok
11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3
12 Black Panther
13 Iron Man
14 Captain America: The Winter Soldier
15 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2
16 Guardians of the Galaxy
17 Batman Begins
18 Batman 89
19 Spider-Man 2
20 Spider-Man Homecoming
21 Spider-Man Far From Home
22 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
23 Thor: Love and Thunder
24 Deadpool 2
25 Deadpool
26 The Batman
27 Captain America: The First Avenger
28 Spider-Man
29 X-Men: Days of Future Past
30 Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
31 Shang-Chi
32 Joker
33 Captain Marvel
34 Ant-Man
35 Blue Beetle
36 Black Widow
37 Ant-Man and the Wasp
38 Eternals
39 Avengers: The Age of Ultron
40 Birds Of Prey
41 Wonder Woman 1984
42 Wonder Woman
43 Iron Man 3
44 The Dark Knight Rises
45 Superman 1978
46 The Marvels
47 Dr Strange
48 Thor
49 Kick-Ass
50 X-Men First Class
51 Hellboy
52 X2
53 Darkman
54 Iron Man 2
55 Swamp Thing
56 Hellboy II: The Golden Army
57 Watchmen
58 X-Men 2000
59 Batman Returns
60 Blade
61 Defendor
62 Unbreakable
63 The Crow
64 Batman 66
65 Orgazmo
66 Superman II
67 Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
68 Shazam!
69 Thor: The Dark World
70 The Wolverine
71 Superman Returns
72 Blade II
73 Mystery Men
74 Super
75 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
76 Chronicle
77 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
78 Man of Steel
79 Venom: Let There Be Carnage
80 The Green Hornet
81 The Incredible Hulk
82 Sky High
83 The Mask
84 Constantine
85 The New Mutants
86 The Rocketeer
87 Superman III
88 Buffy the Vampire Slayer
89 The Return of Swamp Thing
90 The Flash
91 Shazam! Fury of the Gods
92 Superhero Movie
93 Blade Trinity
94 Batman V Superman: Dawn of justice
95 Venom
96 Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
97 Black Adam
98 Fantastic Four: The Rise of Silver Surfer
99 Hancock
100 Fantastic Four
101 Madame Web
102 Blankman
103 Supergirl
104 The Crow 2024
105 Hellboy 2019
106 Power Rangers
107 The Meteor Man
108 Justice League
109 X-Men Last Stand
110 Van Helsing
111 Spiderman 3
112 The Amazing Spider-Man
113 TMNT2
114 Superman and the Mole Men
115 Green Lantern
116 Ghost Rider
117 TMNT3
118 Hero At Large
119 Push
120 Jumper
121 Condorman
122 Howard The Duck
123 Aquaman
124 Punisher: War Zone
125 Toxic Avenger Part II
126 TMNT: OOTS
127 TMNT14
128 Hulk
129 Bloodshot
130 Daredevil
131 The Crow: City of Angels
132 The Punisher 04
133 The Punisher 89
134 Batman Forever
135 Kick Ass 2
136 Steel
137 Glass
138 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
139 The Amazing Spider-Man 2
140 X-Men: Apocalypse
141 Split
142 Suicide Squad
143 Brightburn
144 X-Men Origins: Wolverine
145 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
146 Sgt Kabukiman NYPD
147 The Phantom
148 Toxic Avenger
149 The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
150 The Shadow
151 The Toxic Avenger Part III
152 Spawn
153 Batman and Robin
154 Elektra
155 Morbius
156 My Super Ex-Girlfriend
157 Zoom
158 Underdog
159 Catwoman
160 The Spirit
161 Jonah Hex
162 Fant4stic
163 Max Steel
164 Superman IV: The Quest For Peace
165 Dark Phoenix
166 Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
167 Fast Color
168 Archenemy
169 Son of the Mask
170 The Crow: Wicked Prayer
171 Super Capers
172 All Superheroes Must Die