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The Crow

Harmless Phosphorescence

Release Date: 01/29/2025

Star Trek III: The Search For Spock show art Star Trek III: The Search For Spock

Harmless Phosphorescence

We seem to have lost our Spock...Oh there he is! Come to think of it, we basically knew where he was the whole time. This title is misleading.We’re watching Star Trek III: The Search for Spock,  this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!       Buy some Merch!   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up

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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan show art Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Harmless Phosphorescence

Getting old sucks! Also, kids are hard, and Kirstie Alley wasn’t always a crazy anti-vax scientologist. We’re watching one of the best Sci-Fi movies ever made in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at      Buy some Merch!   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up

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Star Trek: The Motion Picture show art Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Harmless Phosphorescence

Space! It’s all around us, and so is the impact of  this seminal sci-fi series. However, it’s start on the big screen was a wee bit bumpy. We’re slowing it down, and watching blue clouds go by in the first entry in our new Star Trek mini series Star Trek: The Motion Picture  this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at      Buy some Merch!   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Down Al - Up Thoreau - Up

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Red Sonja show art Red Sonja

Harmless Phosphorescence

Lady boss! It’s 1985’s Red Sonja this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Up Thoreau - Down

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Conan the Barbarian show art Conan the Barbarian

Harmless Phosphorescence

We’re going way way back to when Barbarians roamed the lands and all the cool kids worshipped snakes. It’s a brand new mini-series as we go through the Conan franchise. We’re watching Conan the Barbarian this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at  Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up

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Conan the Destroyer show art Conan the Destroyer

Harmless Phosphorescence

What the hell are you doing with that 14 year old girl, Arnold? It’s Conan the Destroyer this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at      Buy some Merch!   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up

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Kraven the Hunter show art Kraven the Hunter

Harmless Phosphorescence

The movie so boring it tanked an entire cinematic universe. It’s Kraven The Hunter this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at      Buy some Merch!   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down   RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11...

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Venom: The Last Dance show art Venom: The Last Dance

Harmless Phosphorescence

Tom Hardy really has chemistry with Tom Hardy. It’s Venom: The Last Dance this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at      Buy some Merch!   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down   Ranking RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11...

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Harmless Phosphorescence

What if they made a sequel and nobody came? It’s Joker Folie a Deux this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at      Buy some Merch!   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down   RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the...

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The Crow show art The Crow

Harmless Phosphorescence

Goth kids are gonna be all about this in about 20 years. It’s The Crow 2024 this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at      Buy some Merch!   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at   Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down   Ranking RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11...

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Goth kids are gonna be all about this in about 20 years. It’s The Crow 2024 this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!

 

Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at 

https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment

 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live

 

Buy some Merch!

https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers

 

Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at

https://upallnightmovies.com/

 

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Ranking RANKINGS

1 Endgame

2 Spider-Man No Way Home

3 Infinity War

4 Logan

5 Deadpool & Wolverine

6 Captain America: Civil War

7 The Avengers

8 The Dark Knight

9 THE Suicide Squad

10 Thor Ragnarok

11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3

12 Black Panther

13 Iron Man

14 Captain America: The Winter Soldier

15 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2

16 Guardians of the Galaxy

17 Batman Begins

18 Batman 89

19 Spider-Man 2

20 Spider-Man Homecoming

21 Spider-Man Far From Home

22 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

23 Thor: Love and Thunder

24 Deadpool 2

25 Deadpool

26 The Batman

27 Captain America: The First Avenger

28 Spider-Man

29 X-Men: Days of Future Past

30 Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

31 Shang-Chi

32 Joker

33 Captain Marvel

34 Ant-Man

35 Blue Beetle

36 Black Widow

37 Ant-Man and the Wasp

38 Eternals

39 Avengers: The Age of Ultron

40 Birds Of Prey

41 Wonder Woman 1984

42 Wonder Woman

43 Iron Man 3

44 The Dark Knight Rises

45 Superman 1978

46 The Marvels

47 Dr Strange

48 Thor

49 Kick-Ass

50 X-Men First Class

51 Hellboy

52 X2

53 Darkman

54 Iron Man 2

55 Swamp Thing

56 Hellboy II: The Golden Army

57 Watchmen

58 X-Men 2000

59 Batman Returns

60 Blade

61 Defendor

62 Unbreakable

63 The Crow

64 Batman 66

65 Orgazmo

66 Superman II

67 Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania

68 Shazam!

69 Thor: The Dark World

70 The Wolverine

71 Superman Returns

72 Blade II

73 Mystery Men

74 Super

75 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

76 Chronicle

77 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

78 Man of Steel

79 Venom: Let There Be Carnage

80 The Green Hornet

81 The Incredible Hulk

82 Sky High

83 The Mask

84 Constantine

85 The New Mutants

86 The Rocketeer

87 Superman III

88 Buffy the Vampire Slayer

89 The Return of Swamp Thing

90 The Flash

91 Shazam! Fury of the Gods

92 Superhero Movie

93 Blade Trinity

94 Batman V Superman: Dawn of justice

95 Venom

96 Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

97 Black Adam

98 Fantastic Four: The Rise of Silver Surfer

99 Hancock

100 Fantastic Four

101 Madame Web

102 Blankman

103 Supergirl

104 The Crow 2024

105 Hellboy 2019

106 Power Rangers

107 The Meteor Man

108 Justice League

109 X-Men Last Stand

110 Van Helsing

111 Spiderman 3

112 The Amazing Spider-Man

113 TMNT2

114 Superman and the Mole Men

115 Green Lantern

116 Ghost Rider

117 TMNT3

118 Hero At Large

119 Push

120 Jumper

121 Condorman

122 Howard The Duck

123 Aquaman

124 Punisher: War Zone

125 Toxic Avenger Part II

126 TMNT: OOTS

127 TMNT14

128 Hulk

129 Bloodshot

130 Daredevil

131 The Crow: City of Angels

132 The Punisher 04

133 The Punisher 89

134 Batman Forever

135 Kick Ass 2

136 Steel

137 Glass

138 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

139 The Amazing Spider-Man 2

140 X-Men: Apocalypse

141 Split

142 Suicide Squad

143 Brightburn

144 X-Men Origins: Wolverine

145 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

146 Sgt Kabukiman NYPD

147 The Phantom

148 Toxic Avenger

149 The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

150 The Shadow

151 The Toxic Avenger Part III

152 Spawn

153 Batman and Robin

154 Elektra

155 Morbius

156 My Super Ex-Girlfriend

157 Zoom

158 Underdog

159 Catwoman

160 The Spirit

161 Jonah Hex

162 Fant4stic

163 Max Steel

164 Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

165 Dark Phoenix

166 Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV

167 Fast Color

168 Archenemy

169 Son of the Mask

170 The Crow: Wicked Prayer

171 Super Capers

172 All Superheroes Must Die