Captain America: Brave New World
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It’s 2025 and America still isn’t ready for a Red Hulk. We’re watching Captain America: Brave New World on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #98 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 12 Black...
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Don't Look Up
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It’s depressing, but it’s funny. We’re watching Don’t Look Up this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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The Happening
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Trees. Yep. It’s trees. I’m spoiling M. Night Shyamalan’s 2008 disaster The Happening this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale: Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down
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I'll Be Home For Christmas
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It’s 1998 and the second hottest boy on Home Improvement is starring in I’ll Be Home For Christmas this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Krampus
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You better watch out, we're watching Krampus this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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The Polar Express
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We’re going off the rails on a crazy train! It's The Polar Express this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down
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Hot Frosty
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We did Stanley Kubrick last week. This week, it’s basically the same. We’re watching Hot Frosty on our first 2025 Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Doctor Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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Stanley Kubrick went and, well, he did kind of a silly thing. We’re watching Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Children of Men
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In 2027 immigration will be completely illegal and armed troops will roam the streets imposing a brutal military dictatorship on us all! Also we’re watching Children of Men, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Jennifer's Body
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Lesbian panic and Emos and myspace oh my! We’re watching Jennifer’s Body, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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RANKINGS
1 Endgame
2 Spider-Man No Way Home
3 Infinity War
4 Logan
5 Deadpool & Wolverine
6 Captain America: Civil War
7 The Avengers
8 The Dark Knight
9 THE Suicide Squad
10 Thor Ragnarok
11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3
12 Black Panther
13 Iron Man
14 Captain America: The Winter Soldier
15 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2
16 Guardians of the Galaxy
17 Batman Begins
18 Batman 89
19 Spider-Man 2
20 Spider-Man Homecoming
21 Spider-Man Far From Home
22 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
23 Thor: Love and Thunder
24 Deadpool 2
25 Deadpool
26 The Batman
27 Captain America: The First Avenger
28 Spider-Man
29 X-Men: Days of Future Past
30 Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
31 Shang-Chi
32 Joker
33 Captain Marvel
34 Ant-Man
35 Blue Beetle
36 Black Widow
37 Ant-Man and the Wasp
38 Eternals
39 Avengers: The Age of Ultron
40 Birds Of Prey
41 Wonder Woman 1984
42 Wonder Woman
43 Iron Man 3
44 The Dark Knight Rises
45 Superman 1978
46 The Marvels
47 Dr Strange
48 Thor
49 Kick-Ass
50 X-Men First Class
51 Hellboy
52 X2
53 Darkman
54 Iron Man 2
55 Swamp Thing
56 Hellboy II: The Golden Army
57 Watchmen
58 X-Men 2000
59 Batman Returns
60 Blade
61 Defendor
62 Unbreakable
63 The Crow
64 Batman 66
65 Orgazmo
66 Superman II
67 Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
68 Shazam!
69 Thor: The Dark World
70 The Wolverine
71 Superman Returns
72 Blade II
73 Mystery Men
74 Super
75 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
76 Venom: The Last Dance
77 Chronicle
78 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
79 Man of Steel
80 Venom: Let There Be Carnage
81 The Green Hornet
82 The Incredible Hulk
83 Sky High
84 The Mask
85 Constantine
86 The New Mutants
87 The Rocketeer
88 Superman III
89 Buffy the Vampire Slayer
90 The Return of Swamp Thing
91 The Flash
92 Shazam! Fury of the Gods
93 Superhero Movie
94 Blade Trinity
95 Batman V Superman: Dawn of justice
96 Venom
97 Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
98 Captain America: Brave New World
99 Black Adam
100 Fantastic Four: The Rise of Silver Surfer
101 Hancock
102 Fantastic Four
103 Madame Web
104 Blankman
105 Supergirl
106 The Crow 2024
107 Hellboy 2019
108 Power Rangers
109 The Meteor Man
110 Justice League
111 X-Men Last Stand
112 Van Helsing
113 Spiderman 3
114 The Amazing Spider-Man
115 TMNT2
116 Superman and the Mole Men
117 Green Lantern
118 Ghost Rider
119 TMNT3
120 Hero At Large
121 Push
122 Jumper
123 Condorman
124 Howard The Duck
125 Aquaman
126 Punisher: War Zone
127 Toxic Avenger Part II
128 TMNT: OOTS
129 TMNT14
130 Hulk
131 Bloodshot
132 Daredevil
133 The Crow: City of Angels
134 The Punisher 04
135 The Punisher 89
136 Batman Forever
137 Kick Ass 2
138 Steel
139 Glass
140 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
141 The Amazing Spider-Man 2
142 X-Men: Apocalypse
143 Split
144 Suicide Squad
145 Brightburn
146 X-Men Origins: Wolverine
147 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
148 Sgt Kabukiman NYPD
149 The Phantom
150 Toxic Avenger
151 The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
152 The Shadow
153 The Toxic Avenger Part III
154 Spawn
155 Batman and Robin
156 Elektra
157 Morbius
158 My Super Ex-Girlfriend
159 Zoom
160 Underdog
161 Catwoman
162 The Spirit
163 Jonah Hex
164 Fant4stic
165 Max Steel
166 Superman IV: The Quest For Peace
167 Dark Phoenix
168 Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
169 Fast Color
170 Joker Folie a deux
171 Kraven The Hunter
172 Archenemy
173 Son of the Mask
174 The Crow: Wicked Prayer
175 Super Capers
176 All Superheroes Must Die