The Might Be Giants
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Who am I to say that George C Scott isn’t Sherlock Holmes? It’s the start of a new mini series as we talk about movies that inspired the names of bands. We’re watching They Might Be Giants this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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The Toxic Avenger 2025
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We’re heading back to Tromaville, but is it all a little too polished? We’re watching The Toxic Avenger reboot this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #152 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Superman 2025 5 Logan 6 Deadpool & Wolverine 7 Captain America: Civil War 8 The Avengers 9 The Dark Knight 10 THE Suicide Squad 11 Thor Ragnarok 12...
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps
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Finally, Pedro Pascal is getting some work. We’re watching The Fantastic Four: First Steps this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #67 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Superman 2025 5 Logan 6 Deadpool & Wolverine 7 Captain America: Civil War 8 The Avengers 9 The Dark Knight 10 THE Suicide Squad 11 Thor Ragnarok 12 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 13 Black Panther 14 Iron Man 15 Captain America: The...
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Superman 2025
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What are all these colors doing in my DC movie? They rebooted the universe and made a brand new Superman on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #4 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Superman 2025 5 Logan 6 Deadpool & Wolverine 7 Captain America: Civil War 8 The Avengers 9 The Dark Knight 10 THE Suicide Squad 11 Thor Ragnarok 12 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3...
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Thunderbolts*
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What if depression was the big bad and we hugged it to death? We’re watching thunderbolts* on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #23 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 12 Black Panther 13 Iron...
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Captain America: Brave New World
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It’s 2025 and America still isn’t ready for a Red Hulk. We’re watching Captain America: Brave New World on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #98 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 12 Black...
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Don't Look Up
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It’s depressing, but it’s funny. We’re watching Don’t Look Up this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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The Happening
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Trees. Yep. It’s trees. I’m spoiling M. Night Shyamalan’s 2008 disaster The Happening this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale: Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down
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I'll Be Home For Christmas
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It’s 1998 and the second hottest boy on Home Improvement is starring in I’ll Be Home For Christmas this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Krampus
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You better watch out, we're watching Krampus this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
info_outlineI’ve looked at clouds from both sides now and I really don’t know chimps at all. We’re watching Jordan Peel’s Nope, this time on Haunted Phosphorescence!
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