Superman 2025
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What are all these colors doing in my DC movie? They rebooted the universe and made a brand new Superman on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #4 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Superman 2025 5 Logan 6 Deadpool & Wolverine 7 Captain America: Civil War 8 The Avengers 9 The Dark Knight 10 THE Suicide Squad 11 Thor Ragnarok 12 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3...
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Thunderbolts*
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What if depression was the big bad and we hugged it to death? We’re watching thunderbolts* on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #23 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 12 Black Panther 13 Iron...
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Captain America: Brave New World
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It’s 2025 and America still isn’t ready for a Red Hulk. We’re watching Captain America: Brave New World on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #98 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 12 Black...
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Don't Look Up
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It’s depressing, but it’s funny. We’re watching Don’t Look Up this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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The Happening
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Trees. Yep. It’s trees. I’m spoiling M. Night Shyamalan’s 2008 disaster The Happening this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale: Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down
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I'll Be Home For Christmas
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It’s 1998 and the second hottest boy on Home Improvement is starring in I’ll Be Home For Christmas this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Krampus
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You better watch out, we're watching Krampus this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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The Polar Express
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We’re going off the rails on a crazy train! It's The Polar Express this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down
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Hot Frosty
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We did Stanley Kubrick last week. This week, it’s basically the same. We’re watching Hot Frosty on our first 2025 Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Doctor Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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Stanley Kubrick went and, well, he did kind of a silly thing. We’re watching Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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RANKINGS
1 Endgame
2 Spider-Man No Way Home
3 Infinity War
4 Logan
5 Deadpool & Wolverine
6 Captain America: Civil War
7 The Avengers
8 The Dark Knight
9 THE Suicide Squad
10 Thor Ragnarok
11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3
12 Black Panther
13 Iron Man
14 Captain America: The Winter Soldier
15 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2
16 Guardians of the Galaxy
17 Batman Begins
18 Batman 89
19 Spider-Man 2
20 Spider-Man Homecoming
21 Spider-Man Far From Home
22 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
23 Thunderbolts*
24 Thor: Love and Thunder
25 Deadpool 2
26 Deadpool
27 The Batman
28 Captain America: The First Avenger
29 Spider-Man
30 X-Men: Days of Future Past
31 Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
32 Shang-Chi
33 Joker
34 Captain Marvel
35 Ant-Man
36 Blue Beetle
37 Black Widow
38 Ant-Man and the Wasp
39 Eternals
40 Avengers: The Age of Ultron
41 Birds Of Prey
42 Wonder Woman 1984
43 Wonder Woman
44 Iron Man 3
45 The Dark Knight Rises
46 Superman 1978
47 The Marvels
48 Dr Strange
49 Thor
50 Kick-Ass
51 X-Men First Class
52 Hellboy
53 X2
54 Darkman
55 Iron Man 2
56 Swamp Thing
57 Hellboy II: The Golden Army
58 Watchmen
59 X-Men 2000
60 Batman Returns
61 Blade
62 Defendor
63 Unbreakable
64 The Crow
65 Batman 66
66 Orgazmo
67 Superman II
68 Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
69 Shazam!
70 Thor: The Dark World
71 The Wolverine
72 Superman Returns
73 Blade II
74 Mystery Men
75 Super
76 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
77 Venom: The Last Dance
78 Chronicle
79 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
80 Man of Steel
81 Venom: Let There Be Carnage
82 The Green Hornet
83 The Incredible Hulk
84 Sky High
85 The Mask
86 Constantine
87 The New Mutants
88 The Rocketeer
89 Superman III
90 Buffy the Vampire Slayer
91 The Return of Swamp Thing
92 The Flash
93 Shazam! Fury of the Gods
94 Superhero Movie
95 Blade Trinity
96 Batman V Superman: Dawn of justice
97 Venom
98 Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
99 Captain America: Brave New World
100 Black Adam
101 Fantastic Four: The Rise of Silver Surfer
102 Hancock
103 Fantastic Four
104 Madame Web
105 Blankman
106 Supergirl
107 The Crow 2024
108 Hellboy 2019
109 Power Rangers
110 The Meteor Man
111 Justice League
112 X-Men Last Stand
113 Van Helsing
114 Spiderman 3
115 The Amazing Spider-Man
116 TMNT2
117 Superman and the Mole Men
118 Green Lantern
119 Ghost Rider
120 TMNT3
121 Hero At Large
122 Push
123 Jumper
124 Condorman
125 Howard The Duck
126 Aquaman
127 Punisher: War Zone
128 Toxic Avenger Part II
129 TMNT: OOTS
130 TMNT14
131 Hulk
132 Bloodshot
133 Daredevil
134 The Crow: City of Angels
135 The Punisher 04
136 The Punisher 89
137 Batman Forever
138 Kick Ass 2
139 Steel
140 Glass
141 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
142 The Amazing Spider-Man 2
143 X-Men: Apocalypse
144 Split
145 Suicide Squad
146 Brightburn
147 X-Men Origins: Wolverine
148 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
149 Sgt Kabukiman NYPD
150 The Phantom
151 Toxic Avenger
152 The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
153 The Shadow
154 The Toxic Avenger Part III
155 Spawn
156 Batman and Robin
157 Elektra
158 Morbius
159 My Super Ex-Girlfriend
160 Zoom
161 Underdog
162 Catwoman
163 The Spirit
164 Jonah Hex
165 Fant4stic
166 Max Steel
167 Superman IV: The Quest For Peace
168 Dark Phoenix
169 Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
170 Fast Color
171 Joker Folie a deux
172 Kraven The Hunter
173 Archenemy
174 Son of the Mask
175 The Crow: Wicked Prayer
176 Super Capers
177 All Superheroes Must Die