Superman 2025
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What are all these colors doing in my DC movie? They rebooted the universe and made a brand new Superman on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #4 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Superman 2025 5 Logan 6 Deadpool & Wolverine 7 Captain America: Civil War 8 The Avengers 9 The Dark Knight 10 THE Suicide Squad 11 Thor Ragnarok 12 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3...
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Thunderbolts*
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What if depression was the big bad and we hugged it to death? We’re watching thunderbolts* on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #23 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 12 Black Panther 13 Iron...
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Captain America: Brave New World
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It’s 2025 and America still isn’t ready for a Red Hulk. We’re watching Captain America: Brave New World on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Ranked: #98 RANKINGS 1 Endgame 2 Spider-Man No Way Home 3 Infinity War 4 Logan 5 Deadpool & Wolverine 6 Captain America: Civil War 7 The Avengers 8 The Dark Knight 9 THE Suicide Squad 10 Thor Ragnarok 11 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 12 Black...
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Don't Look Up
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It’s depressing, but it’s funny. We’re watching Don’t Look Up this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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The Happening
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Trees. Yep. It’s trees. I’m spoiling M. Night Shyamalan’s 2008 disaster The Happening this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale: Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down
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I'll Be Home For Christmas
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It’s 1998 and the second hottest boy on Home Improvement is starring in I’ll Be Home For Christmas this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Krampus
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You better watch out, we're watching Krampus this time on Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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The Polar Express
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We’re going off the rails on a crazy train! It's The Polar Express this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Down Brian - Down Al - Down Thoreau - Down
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Hot Frosty
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We did Stanley Kubrick last week. This week, it’s basically the same. We’re watching Hot Frosty on our first 2025 Holiday Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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Doctor Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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Stanley Kubrick went and, well, he did kind of a silly thing. We’re watching Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Buy some Merch! Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith’s movie website at Siskel and Ebert Scale Josh - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up
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RANKINGS
1 Endgame
2 Spider-Man No Way Home
3 Infinity War
4 Superman 2025
5 Logan
6 Deadpool & Wolverine
7 Captain America: Civil War
8 The Avengers
9 The Dark Knight
10 THE Suicide Squad
11 Thor Ragnarok
12 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3
13 Black Panther
14 Iron Man
15 Captain America: The Winter Soldier
16 Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2
17 Guardians of the Galaxy
18 Batman Begins
19 Batman 89
20 Spider-Man 2
21 Spider-Man Homecoming
22 Spider-Man Far From Home
23 Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
24 Thunderbolts*
25 Thor: Love and Thunder
26 Deadpool 2
27 Deadpool
28 The Batman
29 Captain America: The First Avenger
30 Spider-Man
31 X-Men: Days of Future Past
32 Dr Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
33 Shang-Chi
34 Joker
35 Captain Marvel
36 Ant-Man
37 Blue Beetle
38 Black Widow
39 Ant-Man and the Wasp
40 Eternals
41 Avengers: The Age of Ultron
42 Birds Of Prey
43 Wonder Woman 1984
44 Wonder Woman
45 Iron Man 3
46 The Dark Knight Rises
47 Superman 1978
48 The Marvels
49 Dr Strange
50 Thor
51 Kick-Ass
52 X-Men First Class
53 Hellboy
54 X2
55 Darkman
56 Iron Man 2
57 Swamp Thing
58 Hellboy II: The Golden Army
59 Watchmen
60 X-Men 2000
61 Batman Returns
62 Blade
63 Defendor
64 Unbreakable
65 The Crow
66 Batman 66
67 Orgazmo
68 Superman II
69 Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania
70 Shazam!
71 Thor: The Dark World
72 The Wolverine
73 Superman Returns
74 Blade II
75 Mystery Men
76 Super
77 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
78 Venom: The Last Dance
79 Chronicle
80 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
81 Man of Steel
82 Venom: Let There Be Carnage
83 The Green Hornet
84 The Incredible Hulk
85 Sky High
86 The Mask
87 Constantine
88 The New Mutants
89 The Rocketeer
90 Superman III
91 Buffy the Vampire Slayer
92 The Return of Swamp Thing
93 The Flash
94 Shazam! Fury of the Gods
95 Superhero Movie
96 Blade Trinity
97 Batman V Superman: Dawn of justice
98 Venom
99 Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
100 Captain America: Brave New World
101 Black Adam
102 Fantastic Four: The Rise of Silver Surfer
103 Hancock
104 Fantastic Four
105 Madame Web
106 Blankman
107 Supergirl
108 The Crow 2024
109 Hellboy 2019
110 Power Rangers
111 The Meteor Man
112 Justice League
113 X-Men Last Stand
114 Van Helsing
115 Spiderman 3
116 The Amazing Spider-Man
117 TMNT2
118 Superman and the Mole Men
119 Green Lantern
120 Ghost Rider
121 TMNT3
122 Hero At Large
123 Push
124 Jumper
125 Condorman
126 Howard The Duck
127 Aquaman
128 Punisher: War Zone
129 Toxic Avenger Part II
130 TMNT: OOTS
131 TMNT14
132 Hulk
133 Bloodshot
134 Daredevil
135 The Crow: City of Angels
136 The Punisher 04
137 The Punisher 89
138 Batman Forever
139 Kick Ass 2
140 Steel
141 Glass
142 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
143 The Amazing Spider-Man 2
144 X-Men: Apocalypse
145 Split
146 Suicide Squad
147 Brightburn
148 X-Men Origins: Wolverine
149 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
150 Sgt Kabukiman NYPD
151 The Phantom
152 Toxic Avenger
153 The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
154 The Shadow
155 The Toxic Avenger Part III
156 Spawn
157 Batman and Robin
158 Elektra
159 Morbius
160 My Super Ex-Girlfriend
161 Zoom
162 Underdog
163 Catwoman
164 The Spirit
165 Jonah Hex
166 Fant4stic
167 Max Steel
168 Superman IV: The Quest For Peace
169 Dark Phoenix
170 Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
171 Fast Color
172 Joker Folie a deux
173 Kraven The Hunter
174 Archenemy
175 Son of the Mask
176 The Crow: Wicked Prayer
177 Super Capers
178 All Superheroes Must Die