House of Machismo Podcast 12-24-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
It’s a Christmas miracle in this laugh-out-loud episode of House of Machismo, Just Albert dives into a dream-induced dilemma involving an ex, proving that even in REM sleep, relationships can haunt you. Meanwhile, Marty channels his inner Nostradamus with bold 2025 predictions for the podcast—some visionary, some hilariously far-fetched. In the spirit of gratitude, Marty showers the crew with thoughtful gifts, only to discover that his gift is "in the mail" (or so Just Albert claims). Join the guys as they unpack dreams, fortunes, and a classic case of the missing present. Don't miss this...
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House of Machismo Podcast 12-10-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week, the guys can’t get enough of Marty’s superhero-caliber legs—seriously, someone call Marvel. Just Albert shares his latest adventure in “syncing” with his buddy Connor in a way you have to hear to believe. Meanwhile, Sauce has a new work wardrobe dilemma: now that he rocks scrubs at the vet clinic, will strangers mistake him for a life-saving hero instead of the guy who gives dogs bubble baths? And the Machismo crew is joined by the legendary Mario Esquivel, aka DJ Cre! He spills the beans on spinning beats, hyping up crowds, and the wild world of DJing at events where the...
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House of Machismo 11-26-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
The House of Machismo crew gets animated as they try to guess what music Marty and Just Albert jam to during their workouts. Is it Jay Z?, Jon Bon Jovi, or maybe something like the Backstreet Boys or Britney Spears? Meanwhile, the spotlight shifts to No Shave, No Nut November—a month-long test of willpower that’s all about hairy faces and even hairier situations. Just Albert’s commitment to staying strong all month (in more ways than one) becomes prime roast material, as the guys hilariously debate whether his endurance makes him a monk or just plain nuts... or not nuts at...
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House of Machismo Podcast 11-19-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
Buckle up, because the guys are getting personal and hilariously awkward this week! Ever wonder how your favorite macho men first learned about the birds and the bees? Spoiler alert: it involves cringe-worthy moments, questionable advice, and a lot of secondhand embarrassment. Then, Albert spills the beer on a love-hate tango with a coworker that’s part office drama, part rom-com, and 100% complicated. To top it off, the crew tackles legit deep-thought questions that peel back their macho exteriors to reveal...well, slightly more introspective machismo. Get ready for laughs, gasps, and...
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House of Machismo Podcast 11-12-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
On this episode of House of Machismo, Just Albert finds himself in an unexpected showdown with a cocky college frat guy outside his apartment—let’s just say, this guy didn’t know who he was messing with! The crew dives into a rapid-fire round of strange "what if" questions, from what they’d do if aliens came to earth to what if they one day woke up as a celebrity. Then, it’s confession time as they uncover the hilarious and bizarre things guys do but rarely admit. Get ready for laughs, surprising truths, and the macho insights you never knew you needed!
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House of Machismo Podcast 11-5-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
In this episode of The House of Machismo Podcast, the guys kick things off with an extended version of "What's On Our Minds," where each host dives deeper into their latest thoughts, rants, and random musings. Marty then shares a surprisingly heartfelt story about P-Nut the Squirrel, a little critter who left a big impact—and possibly a few tears—as the group listens to the emotional tale. For the second half of the show, they take a bold turn to imagine themselves as President of the United States. Each host lays out their unique and often outrageous policies, personal cabinet picks, and...
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House of Machismo Podcast 10-29-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
Get ready for a House of Machismo episode like no other! This week, the guys brave total darkness, armed only with night vision cameras to capture every shadowy movement and hair-raising sound. In the pitch-black studio, they dive into personal spooky stories that have haunted them for years, from unexplained noises to spine-tingling encounters. Marty opens up about the creepy dreams that keep him up at night, while the guys each reveal what's been lurking in the darkest corners of their minds. As if that’s not eerie enough, they’re joined by a very chatty, overly friendly ghost who’s...
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House of Machismo Podcast 10-22-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week on House of Machismo, get ready to rumble with Los Crudos! We’re bringing in Borracho, Sauce’s tag-team wrestling partner, to see how well they really know each other in our very own version of the Newlywed Game. Spoiler: these guys might know more about body slams than each other’s favorite snacks. But that's not all—after the laughs, we dive headfirst into the creepiest corners of cinema with everyone’s top-rated horror movies. Get ready for scares, laughs, and maybe a few wrestling moves you didn’t see coming!
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House of Machismo Podcast 10-15-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week on House of Machismo, the guys pump up the pride for Hispanic Heritage Month! Yes... They waited to the last day of Hispanic Heritage Month. But as they guys on the show will agree… Better late than never! Marty gets bullied in the gym, but don’t worry—Just Albert has a hilariously simple fix that’ll leave you in stitches. Plus, they dive deep into their picks for inspiring Latino biography profiles and flex their knowledge in a Latino History quiz game. Get ready for laughs, learning, and a whole lot of machismo!
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House of Machismo Podcast 10-8-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week, Sauce tells us about winning this West Texas title belt for one of his awesome wrestling matches. And, the guys dive into their survival plans for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Marty contemplates the unthinkable – possibly eating people to survive – while Albert shares his own wild survival strategy. In the spirit of Halloween, they also explore some spooky urban legends, making it a creepy and hilarious episode that you won’t want to miss! Tune in for some dark humor and spine-tingling stories as the House of Machismo crew gets into the Halloween spirit.
info_outlineGet ready for another wild ride with the House of Machismo crew! In this episode, tensions are high as Just Albert unleashes his inner fury on Marty, and let’s just say, the beef is sizzling! What could Marty have done to get under Just Albert's skin this time?
But it’s not all bad blood. Just Albert also spills the beans on his latest road trip escapades, complete with all the twists, turns, and family behavior only he could find.
Meanwhile, Pretty Boy Dan is ready to throw down in defense of his beloved Costco. Seriously, this guy would take a bullet for bulk toilet paper and free samples.
And, of course, Marty keeps things spicy with a surprising list of places where you can let it all hang out—literally—in the DFW area. Whether you're curious, brave, or just need a good laugh, House of Machismo has got you covered (or uncovered, as the case may be).
So buckle up, because this episode is packed with drama, laughs, and the kind of shenanigans only the House of Machismo Podcast can deliver!