The House of Machismo Podcast

Marty, Albert, Dan, Sauce and K-Rod bring you their funny take on their lives and the world around them. Once you start listening, sometimes it's hard to stop. Trust us... It's worth it. Send us a text 972-302-6596.

House of Machismo Podcast 12-24-2024 12/23/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 12-24-2024 It’s a Christmas miracle in this laugh-out-loud episode of House of Machismo, Just Albert dives into a dream-induced dilemma involving an ex, proving that even in REM sleep, relationships can haunt you. Meanwhile, Marty channels his inner Nostradamus with bold 2025 predictions for the podcast—some visionary, some hilariously far-fetched. In the spirit of gratitude, Marty showers the crew with thoughtful gifts, only to discover that his gift is "in the mail" (or so Just Albert claims). Join the guys as they unpack dreams, fortunes, and a classic case of the missing present. Don't miss this one—it’s a gift all its own (and it's actually delivered)! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/34575175

House of Machismo Podcast 12-10-2024 12/08/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 12-10-2024 This week, the guys can’t get enough of Marty’s superhero-caliber legs—seriously, someone call Marvel. Just Albert shares his latest adventure in “syncing” with his buddy Connor in a way you have to hear to believe. Meanwhile, Sauce has a new work wardrobe dilemma: now that he rocks scrubs at the vet clinic, will strangers mistake him for a life-saving hero instead of the guy who gives dogs bubble baths? And the Machismo crew is joined by the legendary Mario Esquivel, aka DJ Cre! He spills the beans on spinning beats, hyping up crowds, and the wild world of DJing at events where the dance floor takes no prisoners! Laughs, beats, and Marty's thighs—it’s all here on House of Machismo! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/34339105

House of Machismo 11-26-2024 11/25/2024

House of Machismo 11-26-2024 The House of Machismo crew gets animated as they try to guess what music Marty and Just Albert jam to during their workouts. Is it Jay Z?, Jon Bon Jovi, or maybe something like the Backstreet Boys or Britney Spears? Meanwhile, the spotlight shifts to No Shave, No Nut November—a month-long test of willpower that’s all about hairy faces and even hairier situations. Just Albert’s commitment to staying strong all month (in more ways than one) becomes prime roast material, as the guys hilariously debate whether his endurance makes him a monk or just plain nuts... or not nuts at all. It’s a hilarious mix of gym tunes, bad puns, and awkward confessions you won’t want to miss! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/34130826

House of Machismo Podcast 11-19-2024 11/18/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 11-19-2024 Buckle up, because the guys are getting personal and hilariously awkward this week! Ever wonder how your favorite macho men first learned about the birds and the bees? Spoiler alert: it involves cringe-worthy moments, questionable advice, and a lot of secondhand embarrassment. Then, Albert spills the beer on a love-hate tango with a coworker that’s part office drama, part rom-com, and 100% complicated. To top it off, the crew tackles legit deep-thought questions that peel back their macho exteriors to reveal...well, slightly more introspective machismo. Get ready for laughs, gasps, and maybe even some heartfelt "Awwws" as the guys share stories that will leave you thinking, "Did I really need to know that? Tune in for the chaos. Stay for the soul-searching. Leave wondering how this show hasn’t won an award yet. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33967207

House of Machismo Podcast 11-12-2024 11/11/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 11-12-2024 On this episode of House of Machismo, Just Albert finds himself in an unexpected showdown with a cocky college frat guy outside his apartment—let’s just say, this guy didn’t know who he was messing with! The crew dives into a rapid-fire round of strange "what if" questions, from what they’d do if aliens came to earth to what if they one day woke up as a celebrity. Then, it’s confession time as they uncover the hilarious and bizarre things guys do but rarely admit. Get ready for laughs, surprising truths, and the macho insights you never knew you needed! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33872227

House of Machismo Podcast 11-5-2024 11/03/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 11-5-2024 In this episode of The House of Machismo Podcast, the guys kick things off with an extended version of "What's On Our Minds," where each host dives deeper into their latest thoughts, rants, and random musings. Marty then shares a surprisingly heartfelt story about P-Nut the Squirrel, a little critter who left a big impact—and possibly a few tears—as the group listens to the emotional tale. For the second half of the show, they take a bold turn to imagine themselves as President of the United States. Each host lays out their unique and often outrageous policies, personal cabinet picks, and what their first day in the Oval Office would look like. Expect hilarity, a few "executive orders" that would shake things up, and plenty of laughs as they explore a Machismo-style presidency. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33766007

House of Machismo Podcast 10-29-2024 10/28/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 10-29-2024 Get ready for a House of Machismo episode like no other! This week, the guys brave total darkness, armed only with night vision cameras to capture every shadowy movement and hair-raising sound. In the pitch-black studio, they dive into personal spooky stories that have haunted them for years, from unexplained noises to spine-tingling encounters. Marty opens up about the creepy dreams that keep him up at night, while the guys each reveal what's been lurking in the darkest corners of their minds. As if that’s not eerie enough, they’re joined by a very chatty, overly friendly ghost who’s more interested in cracking jokes than terrorizing souls. Is he the real deal or just another prank? Tune in… if you dare! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33634932

House of Machismo Podcast 10-22-2024 10/21/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 10-22-2024 This week on House of Machismo, get ready to rumble with Los Crudos! We’re bringing in Borracho, Sauce’s tag-team wrestling partner, to see how well they really know each other in our very own version of the Newlywed Game. Spoiler: these guys might know more about body slams than each other’s favorite snacks. But that's not all—after the laughs, we dive headfirst into the creepiest corners of cinema with everyone’s top-rated horror movies. Get ready for scares, laughs, and maybe a few wrestling moves you didn’t see coming! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33541487

House of Machismo Podcast 10-15-2024 10/15/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 10-15-2024 This week on House of Machismo, the guys pump up the pride for Hispanic Heritage Month! Yes... They waited to the last day of Hispanic Heritage Month. But as they guys on the show will agree… Better late than never! Marty gets bullied in the gym, but don’t worry—Just Albert has a hilariously simple fix that’ll leave you in stitches. Plus, they dive deep into their picks for inspiring Latino biography profiles and flex their knowledge in a Latino History quiz game. Get ready for laughs, learning, and a whole lot of machismo! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33459532

House of Machismo Podcast 10-8-2024 10/08/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 10-8-2024 This week, Sauce tells us about winning this West Texas title belt for one of his awesome wrestling matches. And, the guys dive into their survival plans for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Marty contemplates the unthinkable – possibly eating people to survive – while Albert shares his own wild survival strategy. In the spirit of Halloween, they also explore some spooky urban legends, making it a creepy and hilarious episode that you won’t want to miss! Tune in for some dark humor and spine-tingling stories as the House of Machismo crew gets into the Halloween spirit. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33369467

House of Machismo Podcast 10-1-2024 09/30/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 10-1-2024 Get ready for a brain-munching good time on this episode of the House of Machismo podcast! We're diving into our favorite zombie flicks, from classic horrors to modern undead masterpieces, dissecting why we just can't get enough of those shuffling hordes. Plus, we're joined by local filmmaker Carlos Suarez, who spills the guts—ummm, beans—on his latest project and what it takes to bring his vision to life on screen. It's an episode full of laughs, scares, and a little filmmaking magic, so grab your popcorn and join the chaos! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33272017

House of Machismo Podcast - 9-24-2024 09/24/2024

House of Machismo Podcast - 9-24-2024 On this week's House of Machismo podcast, Albert takes Marty to the gym for an intense workout, pushing him to his limits and adding some laughs along the way. The crew also welcomes their new technical director, Alonso, who quickly becomes part of the group’s banter. Later, they play a hilarious game called Butt Hurt, where things get personal, awkward with plenty of tension. All this and much more on this week’s House of Machismo Podcast! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33179207

House of Machismo Podcast 9-17-2024 09/17/2024

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House of Machismo Podcast 9-10-2024 09/09/2024

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House of Machismo Podcast 9-3-2024 09/03/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 9-3-2024 It’s a wild ride this week on the House of Machismo Podcast! This week, we sit down with Pretty Boy Dan, who’s taking us on a lyrical journey through his life with a rap song he wrote, recorded and produced himself. Growing up, moving from town to town, Dan’s got stories to tell and he’s pouring his heart and soul into every verse. But that’s not all! Class is in session with none other than Professor Sauce! Donning his white lab coast, Sauce dives into the world of weed, pot, Mary Jane – whatever you call it, he’s got the answers. Marty’s got the questions, and Professor Sauce is here to educate the crew on all things green. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32875018

House of Machismo Podcast 8-27-2024 08/27/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 8-27-2024 Welcome to another testosterone-packed episode of House of Machismo! This week, the guys sit around the table and flex their manliness as they proudly list off a few of the most "manly" things they've done lately—think wrestling with grizzly bears, building sheds with their bare hands, and maybe even surviving a whole day without a nap! But that’s not all: the crew decides it’s high time to play matchmaker. They dive into the world of online dating to craft the perfect profiles for Just Albert and Pretty Boy Dan, combining their wit, wisdom, and maybe a touch of sarcasm. All this and so much more on the House of Machismo Podcast! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32754697

House of Machismo Podcast 8-20-2024 08/20/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 8-20-2024 Get ready for another wild ride with the House of Machismo crew! In this episode, tensions are high as Just Albert unleashes his inner fury on Marty, and let’s just say, the beef is sizzling! What could Marty have done to get under Just Albert's skin this time? But it’s not all bad blood. Just Albert also spills the beans on his latest road trip escapades, complete with all the twists, turns, and family behavior only he could find. Meanwhile, Pretty Boy Dan is ready to throw down in defense of his beloved Costco. Seriously, this guy would take a bullet for bulk toilet paper and free samples. And, of course, Marty keeps things spicy with a surprising list of places where you can let it all hang out—literally—in the DFW area. Whether you're curious, brave, or just need a good laugh, House of Machismo has got you covered (or uncovered, as the case may be). So buckle up, because this episode is packed with drama, laughs, and the kind of shenanigans only the House of Machismo Podcast can deliver! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32648377

House of Machismo Podcast 8-13-2024 08/13/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 8-13-2024 Welcome to the House of Machismo Podcast! This week, the guys educate K-Rod and Pretty Boy Dan on the movie Dogma. The guys also talk about respect in general... Earn it? Give it? How should one despense respect to a total stranger compated to your best friend or elder family member? And they play an awesome game of What is that? - Guess the sound! All this and so much more on the House of Machismo Podcast! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32553532

House of Machismo Podcast 8-6-2024 08/06/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 8-6-2024 This week's podcast is another fun one. K-Rod explain to us what he does for work. And yes it does involves dicks. Just Albert joins up from San Antonio to talk to us about a night out with someone of the guys on the show to a wresting event. Marty checks in with the guys to see if they are happy. One of them is not. :( And they talk Marvel trying to save it's ass from financial ruin by casting Robert Downey Jr. in a new Marvel role. All this and so much more on this week's House of Machismo Podcast! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32452857

House of Machismo Podcast 7-30-2024 07/30/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 7-30-2024 Welcome to another awesome episode of the House of Machismo. This week we have Marty, Just Albert and Pretty Boy Dan in the House. They talk about their past photo shoot the guys did. They also reveal a few things not many people know about them and they bring you... House of Machismo News! All this an so much more on this week's House of Machismo Podcast! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32343827

House of Machismo Podcast 7-23-2024 07/23/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 7-23-2024 Welcome all to another installment of the House of Machismo Podcast! This week the guys play The Price is Right: Walmart Addition. They also discus what has been on their mind. All this and much more on this week's House of Machismo Podcast! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32253107

House of Machismo Podcast 7-16-2024 07/16/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 7-16-2024 Welcome to the House of Machismo Podcast! On this week's episode the guys talk about flirting. Marty talks about a little flirting action while getting a haircut. Belive us, it's not what you think. Or maybe it is. And Albert opens up about his an end to a relationship in our version of Relationship Theatre! All this and much more on this hot episode of The House of Machismo Podcast! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32156102

House of Machismo Podcast 7-9-2024 07/09/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 7-9-2024 Welcome to another episode of the House of Machismo Podcast! This week we have special guest Damo from North Dallas Strength talk to us about his career in professional wrestling, bull riding, and weight training. He’s an awesome man with a big belt buckle and a cowboy hat. You’ll really want to listen to what he has to say. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32059407

House of Machismo Podcast 7-2-2024 07/02/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 7-2-2024 Welcome to this awesome episode of the House of Machismo Podcast! This week, Albert tells us about his incredible date. Sauce talks about his work as a phone sex operator and they play... The Marty Challenge triva game! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/31972987

House of Machismo Podcast 5-28-2024 05/27/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 5-28-2024 On this week's show they guys talk about dating etiquette. How have things changed over the years? They guys also try to guess some basic information about each other. Like how many times they go number two? How old were they when they lost their virginity? And they talk to new House of Machismo fan Connor. All this and so much more on the House of Machismo Podcast! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/31482042

House of Machismo Podcast 5-21-2024 05/21/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 5-21-2024 Welcome to the House of Machismo Podcast! On this week's episode, Marty reads for the pages of a 1950's high school economics textbook to set a picture of "typical" house hold. And the guys try a little Bro Code Court scenarios, House of Machismo style! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/31394342

House of Machismo Podcast 5-7-2024 05/07/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 5-7-2024 On this episode of the House of Machismo Podcast the guys talk about their ex's and how they creep back into their lives. This get's personal. And the guys work on their pick up lines. This an so much more on the House of Machismo Podcast. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/31167437

House of Machismo Podcast 4-30-2024 04/30/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 4-30-2024 Greetings! Welcome to another ep of the HOM podcast! This week, Marty has a special sweet, spicy challenge for the guys. Who will step up and who will burn out? The guys tell their special intoxication stories as they sample some smooth tequilla to remember the tales. And they answer a few Q&A as a group. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/31045343

House of Machismo Podcast 4-23.2024 04/22/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 4-23.2024 Welcome to another awesome episode of the House of Machismo Podcast! We welcome new show member Albert. Tust us... We learn ALOT about him today! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/30926528

House of Machismo Podcast 4-16-2024 04/16/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 4-16-2024 On this week's House of Machismo Podcast, we welcome new guy, Carlos, to the show as the show director, technical director. The guys share what's been on their minds and they play a round of Butt Hurt. Who do you think got Butt Hurt? All this and more on the House of Machismo Podcast. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/30840083

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