The House of Machismo Podcast

Marty, Albert, Dan, Sauce and K-Rod bring you their funny take on their lives and the world around them. Once you start listening, sometimes it's hard to stop. Trust us... It's worth it. Send us a text 972-302-6596.

House of Machismo Podcast 5-6-2025 05/05/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 5-6-2025 This week on the House of Machismo Show, we’re going remote! Marty’s holding down the fort at the Dallas studio, Pretty Boy Dan checks in from his pad in Watauga, and Just Albert beams in all the way from sunny San Diego. Albert dishes on his California trip, the guys debate where to find the best burgers, and Marty discovers he’s been unknowingly subscribed to half the internet (who knew deodorant deliveries were a thing?). All that and more nonsense you didn’t know you needed—only on House of Machismo! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/36430860

House of Machismo Podcast 4-22-2025 04/21/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 4-22-2025 This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… The guys dive into a super-powered debate—if you had powers, would you keep it a secret or flex it on Instagram? Sauce gets deep. Dan gets suspicious. Albert probably already has powers. Then Rob gives us a taste of the unexpected—straight from the vet clinic kitchen. Let’s just say, it’s not your usual lunch break cuisine. And finally, it’s time for everyone’s favorite ego-destroying quiz: The Marty Challenge! But this time… with a twist. What is it? You’ll have to listen to find out. Don’t miss it. Pants might come off (which is perfect for an audio show) Secrets might be revealed. And someone might cry. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/36240235

House of Machismo Podcast 4-8-2025 04/06/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 4-8-2025 Today on House of Machismo, the guys are joined by personal trainer Emmanuel Jones for a deep dive into all things health, exercise, and fitness. Emmanuel shares expert advice on staying motivated, building good habits, and finding the right routine for your goals. Albert and Marty open up about their own fitness journeys—the highs, the struggles, and what keeps them going. It’s an episode full of inspiration, laughs, and real talk about getting (and staying) in shape. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/36028195

House of Machismo Podcast 4-1-2025 04/01/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 4-1-2025 Welcome back to another wild and slightly disturbing episode of House of Machismo! This week, Just Albert proudly declares that he’s gained some weight—particularly in the posterior region—and while most friends might offer words of encouragement, Marty takes a… let’s call it carnivorous approach. Marty breaks down his post-mortem business plan: If Albert were to pass, would he be better suited as a high-quality cut of meat, or should he be sold off in bulk at $2.99 a pound? And in the event of a full-blown apocalypse, Marty assures Albert that he’ll be waiting… with a knife and fork, ready to make the most of the situation. As if that wasn’t enough, the guys take a detour into history, uncovering some of the weirdest but true facts about living in 18th-century America. Did people really bathe once a year? Did they actually use corn cobs as toilet paper? It’s an episode filled with laughter, questionable morals, and just enough historical insight to make you say, “Wait… what?!” Tune in now to House of Machismo! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/35953135

House of Machismo Podcast 3-18-2025 03/17/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 3-18-2025 It’s our anniversary, and you know what that means—time to get sentimental… but in a totally macho way! The guys take a trip down memory lane, sharing their favorite moments from the show—whether they were hilarious, awkward, or just straight-up ridiculous. And because no celebration is complete without awards, Marty is handing out the first-ever HOM-emmys! Who will take home the most prestigious (or most humiliating) honors? Tune in as the House of Machismo crew roasts, reminisces, and maybe even gets a little emotional (but don’t tell anyone). /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/35718620

House of Machismo Podcast 3-11-2025 03/10/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 3-11-2025 This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get steamy — and weirdly ambitious. The guys kick things off by diving into the golden age of ‘90s erotic thrillers — because what’s more “House of Machismo” than discussing cinematic masterpieces like Basic Instinct and Wild Things? Which movies are their favorites? Who’s a connoisseur of classy on-screen seduction? And who’s just here for the… plot? (Spoiler: probably Albert.) Inspired by all this high-brow cinema, the guys decide it’s time to start their own adult film company — but this isn’t your average low-budget nonsense. Oh no — we’re talkin’ high-end, big-budget productions with deep storylines, emotional arcs, and stunning visuals. Think The Godfather… but, you know, spicier. Sauce is workshopping dramatic monologues for the plumber character. Meanwhile, poor Albert’s living that carless life — and it’s getting real. He had to Uber to the studio this morning. The struggle is real, and the rides are expensive. Finally, Marty’s back with another round of his famous "What If" questions — the kind that make you question reality, your morals, and why you’re even friends with these guys. Things get deep, things get ridiculous, and someone may or may not suggest a scenario involving shadow people and an erotic thriller crossover. It’s wild, it’s hilarious, and it’s got more twists than a late-night cable movie from 1995. Don’t miss this one! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/35417255

House of Machismo Podcast 3-4-2025 03/03/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 3-4-2025 This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get hairy — literally. The guys dive into a no-holds-barred discussion on body hair: who’s got it, where it’s growing, and why some of them might secretly be evolving into werewolves. Spoiler alert: Marty might need a full-time landscaper for his back. Then, Sauce takes us on a mind-bending journey as he recounts a time he got a little… let’s say, “elevated”… and watched the movie Cars. But he didn’t just watch it — oh no — he started asking the real questions. Is there a Cars version of JFK? A Cars 9/11? Do Cars pay taxes?! Get ready for a philosophical deep dive into the most bizarre corner of the Pixar universe. As if that wasn’t enough, Marty and Sauce take poor Albert to school on some of the greatest TV shows and movies from the '80s and '90s. Will Albert finally understand why MacGyver could solve anything with a paperclip and some chewing gum? Probably not — but it’s gonna be hilarious watching them try. Finally, things get real when the guys open up about outgrowing friends and friendships. From drifting apart to cutting ties, they share personal stories and some hard-hitting truths — sprinkled with the usual House of Machismo insanity, of course. It’s wild, it’s thoughtful, it’s possibly too much information — and you know you don’t wanna miss it. Tune in now! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/35401885

House of Machismo 2-25-2025 02/24/2025

House of Machismo 2-25-2025 House of Machismo: When Chaos Turns to Gold After a rough start that could only happen on House of Machismo, the show pulls a perfect 180 and somehow goes off without a hitch — well, almost. Marty takes us down memory lane, recounting his very first grade school fight… But how did it end for our fearless leader? Let’s just say the results were… Educational. Meanwhile, Sauce dives into international affairs the only way he knows how — by asking Just Albert about the tension between Albanians and Serbs. Don’t worry — it’s all in good fun (we think). Then, the guys bring the heat with a game of Pop Culture, a trivia battle where wrong answers earn you a hard-earned thump from the crew. Who leaves with their pride intact, and who leaves with a sore arm? Stream it and find out. It’s unpredictable, it’s hilarious, it’s classic House of Machismo! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/35400905

House of Machismo 2-18-2025 02/16/2025

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House of Machismo Podcast - 2-11-2025 02/10/2025

House of Machismo Podcast - 2-11-2025 In this episode, Marty recounts a truly terrifying experience—not ghosts, not demons, but something far worse: stepping into a cellphone store. With aggressive salespeople, overpriced accessories, and contracts written in ancient runes, it’s a horror story for the modern age. Then, the guys dive into the world of tattoos. What’s hot? What’s not? And what regrets are permanently inked on their skin? From meaningful artwork to questionable life choices, they reveal the stories behind their tattoos and debate the fine line between badass and bad decision. It’s an episode full of pain—both at the register and under the needle. Don’t miss it! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/35216755

House of Machismo 2-4-2025 02/03/2025

House of Machismo 2-4-2025 New year, same questionable life choices! The guys are back, refreshed, and ready to kick off another year of House of Machismo—or at least they were until Marty hit them with some deep what if questions that made their brains short-circuit. We get into it all. And just when you think it couldn’t get any more chaotic, the second half of the show takes a wild turn with Surprise Karaoke! That’s right—someone’s hitting the high notes, someone’s completely off-key, and someone might be legally banned from singing in public after this. It’s a brand-new year, and we’re starting it off with laughs, debates, and musical regrets. Check out House of Machismo—where the machismo is strong, but the singing… not so much. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/35122550

House of Machismo Podcast 12-24-2024 12/23/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 12-24-2024 It’s a Christmas miracle in this laugh-out-loud episode of House of Machismo, Just Albert dives into a dream-induced dilemma involving an ex, proving that even in REM sleep, relationships can haunt you. Meanwhile, Marty channels his inner Nostradamus with bold 2025 predictions for the podcast—some visionary, some hilariously far-fetched. In the spirit of gratitude, Marty showers the crew with thoughtful gifts, only to discover that his gift is "in the mail" (or so Just Albert claims). Join the guys as they unpack dreams, fortunes, and a classic case of the missing present. Don't miss this one—it’s a gift all its own (and it's actually delivered)! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/34575175

House of Machismo Podcast 12-10-2024 12/08/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 12-10-2024 This week, the guys can’t get enough of Marty’s superhero-caliber legs—seriously, someone call Marvel. Just Albert shares his latest adventure in “syncing” with his buddy Connor in a way you have to hear to believe. Meanwhile, Sauce has a new work wardrobe dilemma: now that he rocks scrubs at the vet clinic, will strangers mistake him for a life-saving hero instead of the guy who gives dogs bubble baths? And the Machismo crew is joined by the legendary Mario Esquivel, aka DJ Cre! He spills the beans on spinning beats, hyping up crowds, and the wild world of DJing at events where the dance floor takes no prisoners! Laughs, beats, and Marty's thighs—it’s all here on House of Machismo! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/34339105

House of Machismo 11-26-2024 11/25/2024

House of Machismo 11-26-2024 The House of Machismo crew gets animated as they try to guess what music Marty and Just Albert jam to during their workouts. Is it Jay Z?, Jon Bon Jovi, or maybe something like the Backstreet Boys or Britney Spears? Meanwhile, the spotlight shifts to No Shave, No Nut November—a month-long test of willpower that’s all about hairy faces and even hairier situations. Just Albert’s commitment to staying strong all month (in more ways than one) becomes prime roast material, as the guys hilariously debate whether his endurance makes him a monk or just plain nuts... or not nuts at all. It’s a hilarious mix of gym tunes, bad puns, and awkward confessions you won’t want to miss! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/34130826

House of Machismo Podcast 11-19-2024 11/18/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 11-19-2024 Buckle up, because the guys are getting personal and hilariously awkward this week! Ever wonder how your favorite macho men first learned about the birds and the bees? Spoiler alert: it involves cringe-worthy moments, questionable advice, and a lot of secondhand embarrassment. Then, Albert spills the beer on a love-hate tango with a coworker that’s part office drama, part rom-com, and 100% complicated. To top it off, the crew tackles legit deep-thought questions that peel back their macho exteriors to reveal...well, slightly more introspective machismo. Get ready for laughs, gasps, and maybe even some heartfelt "Awwws" as the guys share stories that will leave you thinking, "Did I really need to know that? Tune in for the chaos. Stay for the soul-searching. Leave wondering how this show hasn’t won an award yet. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33967207

House of Machismo Podcast 11-12-2024 11/11/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 11-12-2024 On this episode of House of Machismo, Just Albert finds himself in an unexpected showdown with a cocky college frat guy outside his apartment—let’s just say, this guy didn’t know who he was messing with! The crew dives into a rapid-fire round of strange "what if" questions, from what they’d do if aliens came to earth to what if they one day woke up as a celebrity. Then, it’s confession time as they uncover the hilarious and bizarre things guys do but rarely admit. Get ready for laughs, surprising truths, and the macho insights you never knew you needed! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33872227

House of Machismo Podcast 11-5-2024 11/03/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 11-5-2024 In this episode of The House of Machismo Podcast, the guys kick things off with an extended version of "What's On Our Minds," where each host dives deeper into their latest thoughts, rants, and random musings. Marty then shares a surprisingly heartfelt story about P-Nut the Squirrel, a little critter who left a big impact—and possibly a few tears—as the group listens to the emotional tale. For the second half of the show, they take a bold turn to imagine themselves as President of the United States. Each host lays out their unique and often outrageous policies, personal cabinet picks, and what their first day in the Oval Office would look like. Expect hilarity, a few "executive orders" that would shake things up, and plenty of laughs as they explore a Machismo-style presidency. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33766007

House of Machismo Podcast 10-29-2024 10/28/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 10-29-2024 Get ready for a House of Machismo episode like no other! This week, the guys brave total darkness, armed only with night vision cameras to capture every shadowy movement and hair-raising sound. In the pitch-black studio, they dive into personal spooky stories that have haunted them for years, from unexplained noises to spine-tingling encounters. Marty opens up about the creepy dreams that keep him up at night, while the guys each reveal what's been lurking in the darkest corners of their minds. As if that’s not eerie enough, they’re joined by a very chatty, overly friendly ghost who’s more interested in cracking jokes than terrorizing souls. Is he the real deal or just another prank? Tune in… if you dare! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33634932

House of Machismo Podcast 10-22-2024 10/21/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 10-22-2024 This week on House of Machismo, get ready to rumble with Los Crudos! We’re bringing in Borracho, Sauce’s tag-team wrestling partner, to see how well they really know each other in our very own version of the Newlywed Game. Spoiler: these guys might know more about body slams than each other’s favorite snacks. But that's not all—after the laughs, we dive headfirst into the creepiest corners of cinema with everyone’s top-rated horror movies. Get ready for scares, laughs, and maybe a few wrestling moves you didn’t see coming! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33541487

House of Machismo Podcast 10-15-2024 10/15/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 10-15-2024 This week on House of Machismo, the guys pump up the pride for Hispanic Heritage Month! Yes... They waited to the last day of Hispanic Heritage Month. But as they guys on the show will agree… Better late than never! Marty gets bullied in the gym, but don’t worry—Just Albert has a hilariously simple fix that’ll leave you in stitches. Plus, they dive deep into their picks for inspiring Latino biography profiles and flex their knowledge in a Latino History quiz game. Get ready for laughs, learning, and a whole lot of machismo! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33459532

House of Machismo Podcast 10-8-2024 10/08/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 10-8-2024 This week, Sauce tells us about winning this West Texas title belt for one of his awesome wrestling matches. And, the guys dive into their survival plans for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Marty contemplates the unthinkable – possibly eating people to survive – while Albert shares his own wild survival strategy. In the spirit of Halloween, they also explore some spooky urban legends, making it a creepy and hilarious episode that you won’t want to miss! Tune in for some dark humor and spine-tingling stories as the House of Machismo crew gets into the Halloween spirit. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33369467

House of Machismo Podcast 10-1-2024 09/30/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 10-1-2024 Get ready for a brain-munching good time on this episode of the House of Machismo podcast! We're diving into our favorite zombie flicks, from classic horrors to modern undead masterpieces, dissecting why we just can't get enough of those shuffling hordes. Plus, we're joined by local filmmaker Carlos Suarez, who spills the guts—ummm, beans—on his latest project and what it takes to bring his vision to life on screen. It's an episode full of laughs, scares, and a little filmmaking magic, so grab your popcorn and join the chaos! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33272017

House of Machismo Podcast - 9-24-2024 09/24/2024

House of Machismo Podcast - 9-24-2024 On this week's House of Machismo podcast, Albert takes Marty to the gym for an intense workout, pushing him to his limits and adding some laughs along the way. The crew also welcomes their new technical director, Alonso, who quickly becomes part of the group’s banter. Later, they play a hilarious game called Butt Hurt, where things get personal, awkward with plenty of tension. All this and much more on this week’s House of Machismo Podcast! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/33179207

House of Machismo Podcast 9-17-2024 09/17/2024

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House of Machismo Podcast 9-10-2024 09/09/2024

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House of Machismo Podcast 9-3-2024 09/03/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 9-3-2024 It’s a wild ride this week on the House of Machismo Podcast! This week, we sit down with Pretty Boy Dan, who’s taking us on a lyrical journey through his life with a rap song he wrote, recorded and produced himself. Growing up, moving from town to town, Dan’s got stories to tell and he’s pouring his heart and soul into every verse. But that’s not all! Class is in session with none other than Professor Sauce! Donning his white lab coast, Sauce dives into the world of weed, pot, Mary Jane – whatever you call it, he’s got the answers. Marty’s got the questions, and Professor Sauce is here to educate the crew on all things green. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32875018

House of Machismo Podcast 8-27-2024 08/27/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 8-27-2024 Welcome to another testosterone-packed episode of House of Machismo! This week, the guys sit around the table and flex their manliness as they proudly list off a few of the most "manly" things they've done lately—think wrestling with grizzly bears, building sheds with their bare hands, and maybe even surviving a whole day without a nap! But that’s not all: the crew decides it’s high time to play matchmaker. They dive into the world of online dating to craft the perfect profiles for Just Albert and Pretty Boy Dan, combining their wit, wisdom, and maybe a touch of sarcasm. All this and so much more on the House of Machismo Podcast! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32754697

House of Machismo Podcast 8-20-2024 08/20/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 8-20-2024 Get ready for another wild ride with the House of Machismo crew! In this episode, tensions are high as Just Albert unleashes his inner fury on Marty, and let’s just say, the beef is sizzling! What could Marty have done to get under Just Albert's skin this time? But it’s not all bad blood. Just Albert also spills the beans on his latest road trip escapades, complete with all the twists, turns, and family behavior only he could find. Meanwhile, Pretty Boy Dan is ready to throw down in defense of his beloved Costco. Seriously, this guy would take a bullet for bulk toilet paper and free samples. And, of course, Marty keeps things spicy with a surprising list of places where you can let it all hang out—literally—in the DFW area. Whether you're curious, brave, or just need a good laugh, House of Machismo has got you covered (or uncovered, as the case may be). So buckle up, because this episode is packed with drama, laughs, and the kind of shenanigans only the House of Machismo Podcast can deliver! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32648377

House of Machismo Podcast 8-13-2024 08/13/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 8-13-2024 Welcome to the House of Machismo Podcast! This week, the guys educate K-Rod and Pretty Boy Dan on the movie Dogma. The guys also talk about respect in general... Earn it? Give it? How should one despense respect to a total stranger compated to your best friend or elder family member? And they play an awesome game of What is that? - Guess the sound! All this and so much more on the House of Machismo Podcast! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32553532

House of Machismo Podcast 8-6-2024 08/06/2024

House of Machismo Podcast 8-6-2024 This week's podcast is another fun one. K-Rod explain to us what he does for work. And yes it does involves dicks. Just Albert joins up from San Antonio to talk to us about a night out with someone of the guys on the show to a wresting event. Marty checks in with the guys to see if they are happy. One of them is not. :( And they talk Marvel trying to save it's ass from financial ruin by casting Robert Downey Jr. in a new Marvel role. All this and so much more on this week's House of Machismo Podcast! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/32452857

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