The House of Machismo Podcast

Marty, Albert, Dan, Sauce and Ray bring you their funny take on their lives and the world around them. Once you start listening, sometimes it's hard to stop. Trust us... It's worth it. Send us a text 972-302-6596.

House of Machismo Podcast 2-3-2026 02/02/2026

House of Machismo Podcast 2-3-2026 First episode of the year and we’re already back on our nonsense. We welcome Ray into the Machismo family and immediately put him to work, breaking down the stuff we swore was cool in high school that absolutely does not hold up today. Then we hit Ray with a Machismo-style Q&A that somehow turns into a therapy session, exposing a few of his deepest, darkest secrets. New year, new co-host, same unhinged energy. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/39957005

House of Machismo Podcast 12-23-25 12/23/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 12-23-25 The halls are decked, the mics are hot, and the Christmas chaos is fully activated. This week, the boys celebrate the holidays the only way they know how—loud, unorganized, and emotionally confusing. We kick things off with a White Elephant gift exchange, where strategy goes out the window, feelings get hurt, and somehow nobody ends up with what they wanted… except maybe Albert, and that’s a problem. Marty then follows it up by doing something truly unhinged—giving the guys a gift from the heart, forcing everyone to process genuine emotions on a comedy podcast. Disgusting. Things only get worse (or better?) when the crew performs their own House of Machismo version of A Christmas Carol—a festive disaster filled with questionable casting, broken accents, missed cues, and holiday spirit that HR would not approve of. And to close out the year, Marty presents the inaugural HOM End-of-Year Awards, honoring the highs, the lows, and the moments that probably shouldn’t be revisited in 2026. Egos are stroked, reputations are ruined, and absolutely no one agrees with the results. It’s heartfelt. It’s chaotic. It’s Christmas with the House of Machismo. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/39513235

House of Machismo Podcast 12-9-2025 12/08/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 12-9-2025 On today’s episode, the guys welcome back a familiar face — former co-host and Texas independent filmmaker Carlos Suarez! He’s in the studio to talk about his brand-new short film, Naked Pool Party, and the creative journey behind bringing its LGBTQ+ story to life. Before diving into filmmaking, the crew gets festive… kind of. Everyone shares the worst Christmas gifts they’ve ever received — from confusing, questionable, and straight-up “why did you think of me when you bought this?” presents. It gets real, it gets funny, and it gets a little tragic. In the second half, it’s all about Carlos and his movie. The guys ask what sparked the idea, what challenges he faced during filming, how he pulled off certain scenes, and what his hopes are for the film’s future. Behind-the-scenes stories, indie filmmaking hustle, and plenty of HOM-style chaos all included. Another episode full of laughs, honesty, creativity, and maybe a little holiday trauma. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/39317150

House of Machismo 12-2-2025 12/03/2025

House of Machismo 12-2-2025 On today’s episode, the guys take a chaotic trip down memory lane as they confess the fashion disasters they proudly rocked growing up — from baggy jeans that could house a family of four to shirts that should’ve never seen daylight. Then things get heated when the crew debates the ultimate question: If you had the power to erase one movie trilogy from existence… which one are you nuking? No franchise is safe. Not even the “classics.” We also dive into the personal rules everyone secretly lives by — Marty’s unwritten life commandments, Sauce’s questionable logic, and Albert’s surprisingly wholesome guidelines. And of course, we wrap it all up Machismo-style with a round of Hot Topics, where the takes are spicy, the opinions are chaotic, and no one escapes unroasted. Another episode of laughs, debates, and questionable life choices — exactly what you expect from the House of Machismo. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/39247340

House of Machismo Podcast - 11-11-2025 11/10/2025

House of Machismo Podcast - 11-11-2025 On today’s episode, Sauce dives into his latest hustle — appraising sports cards and memorabilia — and reveals the weird treasures people collect. Meanwhile, Marty shares a too-honest story about why shaving naked somehow turned into him rocking a “shaving cream bikini.” Then the guys turn the spotlight on themselves, answering a batch of awkward and downright strange questions from the audience. It’s unfiltered, it’s hilarious, and it’s classic Machismo chaos. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/38972425

House of Machismo Podcast - 11-4-2025 11/03/2025

House of Machismo Podcast - 11-4-2025 On today’s episode, the guys dive headfirst into a bubbling cauldron of Machismo-style hot topics! 💪 They debate toxic masculinity — is it real, or just what happens when someone refuses to ask for directions? Then they tackle the age-old question: is it a problem if your partner makes more money than you… or just an excuse to buy matching aprons? 💸 Finally, they face off over free speech vs offense culture — and somehow manage to offend each other in the process. It’s loud, it’s funny, it’s awkwardly honest… it’s House of Machismo. 🎧💥 /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/38886770

House of Machismo Podcast 10-21-2025 10/20/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 10-21-2025 This week, the guys went full spooky! Marty kicked things off by reading a chilling ghost story, with the crew jumping in to add sound effects, voices, and plenty of chaotic commentary. Then, the courtroom was in session for a very special Machismo Court, where the gang took on the impossible task of defending some of the most infamous horror movie villains of all time — including Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers. Arguments were made, chaos reigned, and somehow Marty tried to convince everyone that maybe — just maybe — Michael Myers was misunderstood. It’s scary, it’s ridiculous, and it’s 100% Machismo. 👻⚖️💀 /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/38639385

House of Machismo Podcast 10-14-2025 10/15/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 10-14-2025 This week’s episode gets wild fast. Marty shares how he somehow got uninvited from a gay orgy he never even knew was happening — and the guys don’t let him live it down. From there, the crew dives into eerie local ghost stories to get everyone in the Halloween mood, mixing spooky laughs with real chills. Each of them shares their own encounters with the paranormal, including Marty’s unsettling stay at a haunted hotel in San Antonio that might just convince you to leave the lights on. It’s funny, weird, and perfectly Machismo — a mix of ghost tales, awkward confessions, and haunted hilarity. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/38587390

House of Machismo Podcast 10-7-2025 10/07/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 10-7-2025 🎙️ This Week on House of Machismo: Marty meets a salesman so smooth, the guys are ready to offer him a mic and a seat at the table! Then, in the Halloween spirit, the crew dives deep into the horror movies that traumatized their childhoods — from creepy clowns to possessed dolls. It’s nostalgia, nightmares, and machismo all rolled into one spooky good time. 👻💪 /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/38491515

House of Machismo Podcast 9-29-2025 09/30/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 9-29-2025 On this week’s House of Machismo Podcast, Albert debates starting an OnlyFans (don’t worry, Marty already apologized for butt-shaming him). The guys attempt the impossible task of explaining Fantasy Football to Marty, and Marty reveals his top-secret, totally sketchy “under-the-table” deal with Hulu. Chaos, comedy, and questionable career choices—just another week at the House of Machismo. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/38403365

House of Machismo Podcast 9-23-2025 09/22/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 9-23-2025 House of Machismo: Live From Mi Gusto Es! That’s right, we took our Machismo circus on the road to Mi Gusto Es in Mesquite, Texas—with a real audience watching us be idiots in public! We kicked things off by talking about ourselves (because let’s be real, who else would we talk about?). Then we dropped the bomb with our brand-new segment: “5 Things I Hate About You”—a brutal, no-mercy roast so the audience could truly understand the dysfunctional brotherhood that is this podcast. But wait—Albert decided he was auditioning for America’s Got Thighs by trying to crush a watermelon with his legs. Spoiler: somewhere, that watermelon filed for workers’ comp. And because no live show is complete without chaos, we unleashed The Marty Challenge on the audience—part trivia, part humiliation, 100% Machismo-approved. It was loud, it was wild, and it was the most Machismo thing Mesquite has ever seen. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/38301320

House of Machismo Podcast 9-9-2025 09/07/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 9-9-2025 This week on House of Machismo, it’s another Albert and Dan episode! Marty kicks things off with his review of the new Superman movie, then the guys dive into a fun discussion about some of the most relatable villains in film. To wrap things up, they play the Celebrity Name Game where Marty puts Albert and Dan to the test with his best celebrity clues. Lots of laughs, hot takes, and movie talk you don’t want to miss! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/38122160

House of Machismo Podcast 8-26-2025 08/26/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 8-26-2025 On this week’s episode of House of Machismo, the guys imagine what kind of superpowers they’d have—spoiler: not all of them are heroic. The crew also dives into the world of grooming—hair washing routines, shower strategies, and that awkward first time stepping into a locker room shower. Plus, Marty takes us back to elementary school to brag about his LA Gear shoes, because nothing said “cool” in the ‘90s like shoes that came with its own dog tag. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/37956400

House of Machismo 8-19-2025 08/19/2025

House of Machismo 8-19-2025 On this week’s House of Machismo, Marty dives into the wild twists and mind-bending drama of Netflix’s 3 Body Problem. But the real drama hits closer to home when Marty and Albert have their emotional gym break-up, after Albert drops the heartbreaking news that his new schedule means no more synchronized sweat sessions. Marty keeps things lively with a round of “this or that” questions that lead the guys down all sorts of ridiculous rabbit holes. And of course, no episode would be complete without everyone teaming up to roast Albert about his famously big butt—because friendship means never letting each other forget your best… assets. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/37829915

House of Machsimo Podcast - 8-12-2025 08/10/2025

House of Machsimo Podcast - 8-12-2025 Today on House of Machismo – It’s just Marty, Albert, and Dan holding down the fort, and Marty’s already stressing about whether the show will be any good… so, you know, no pressure. Marty also hints at the bizarre 5 a.m. text from Albert about needing a pair of underwear—yeah, you read that right. The guys break down the do’s and don’ts when your best friend suddenly jumps into a new relationship (spoiler: it’s complicated). Then they dive into the world of parody movies—are they still funny, or should we leave them back with flip phones and MySpace? /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/37752525

House of Machismo: After Dark - Episode 2 08/04/2025

House of Machismo: After Dark - Episode 2 Welcome back to House of Machismo: After Dark, where we record remotely, talk over each other, and somehow end up in the weirdest conversations imaginable. This week, Marty finally admits what we’ve all suspected: he’s been practicing his Simpsons and Rick and Morty impressions… and, yes, he forces everyone to listen. Then we spiral into a debate about AI — is it going to take over the world, make life easier? They also talk boobs. Yes, boob talk! It’s unplanned, uncensored, and somehow both educational and juvenile — in other words, classic House of Machismo. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/37573025

House of Machismo After Dark - Episode 1 07/28/2025

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House of Machismo Podcast 7-8-2025 07/07/2025

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House of Machismo Podcast 6-24-2025 06/22/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 6-24-2025 This Week on House of Machismo: The guys dive deep into the sacred Bro Code—laying down the rules, calling out the violations, and maybe pointing some fingers along the way. Things get heated, hilarious, and just a little awkward. They also break down what it takes to be the ultimate wingman, complete with a ridiculous (and totally improvised) reenactment. And hold onto your hats, because the House of Machismo crew makes their unexpected—and possibly unforgettable—country music debut. You don't want to miss this one! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/37107285

House of Machismo Podcast 6-17-2025 06/16/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 6-17-2025 We’ve got guest host Jeremy in the House, and it’s nothing but fabulous chaos from start to finish! Marty, Dan, Sauce, and Jeremy take over the mics (sorry, no Albert or K-Rod—probably still picking out their outfits). The crew dives into their favorite gay movies and TV shows, from iconic classics to hidden gems you need to watch. Then it's game time with the Gay Game Vocabulary Quiz—but who’s really fluent in fabulous? Who’s a bear? Who's an otter? And who’s just confused? It’s loud, it’s proud, and it’s full of laughs. Come celebrate Pride with the Machismo twist! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/37020425

House of Machismo Podcast - 6-10-2025 06/09/2025

House of Machismo Podcast - 6-10-2025 Today on House of Machismo, guest host Gustavo Alvarez joins the madness—and the guys waste no time making him feel at home… by serenading him with a hit from their favorite boy band. (Because nothing says machismo like synchronized crooning.) But Gustavo’s no slouch—he claps back with a smooth oldie but goodie of his own. Meanwhile, Albert and Marty lace up to share their latest run club escapades, including who nearly passed out and who left the other in the dust. And to wrap things up, it's time for another hilarious round of “Guess That Spanish Word”. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/36911675

House of Machismo Podcast - 6-3-2025 06/01/2025

House of Machismo Podcast - 6-3-2025 🎙️ This Week on House of Machismo: "Run Club Rejects & Monologue Madness!" 🎬🏃‍♂️💨 Marty and Just Albert lace up for the very first time and join a run club—because why jog solo when you can suffer with strangers? They break down every awkward moment, from Albert’s pre-run carb-loading crisis to Marty’s questionable choice of running shorts. But when the starter pistol fires, the real question is: Who crossed the finish line first? Who was the tortoise, and who was the...slightly out-of-breath tortoise? Spoiler alert: Someone left the other in the dust, but you’ll have to listen to find out who. And just when you think it couldn’t get any better, the guys channel their inner thespians and bring their favorite movie monologues to life—complete with dramatic pauses, questionable accents, and enough testosterone to make The Rock raise an eyebrow. Whether it's Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday or Samuel L. Jackson going full Ezekiel 25:17, these guys are bringing the House of Machismo flavor to your favorite cinematic moments. 🎭🔥 /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/36810770

House of Machismo Podcast 5-27-2025 05/26/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 5-27-2025 On this episode, we discover Sauce’s epic journey into the world of technology—where his home PC refuses to cooperate, and we question if he still uses dial-up internet. Spoiler: He once managed a beeper store! We also welcome special guest Andrew Worley—local actor, director, and producer—who shares his experience in the Dallas acting scene, his first stage production Fatherland, and his vision for the future of filmmaking. It’s an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and some serious creative insight! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/36707390

House of Machismo Podcast 5-20-2025 05/19/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 5-20-2025 In this outrageous episode of House of Machismo, Marty stirs up controversy with a provocative gym locker room selfie, while Just Albert ups the ante by offering his used boxers to fans. The guys dive into viral internet debates like "100 men vs. 1 gorilla" and tackle the ultimate showdown: the cast of House of Machismo vs. a chimpanzee. Chaos, laughs, and questionable choices await—don’t miss it! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/36618515

House of Machismo Podcast 5-6-2025 05/05/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 5-6-2025 This week on the House of Machismo Show, we’re going remote! Marty’s holding down the fort at the Dallas studio, Pretty Boy Dan checks in from his pad in Watauga, and Just Albert beams in all the way from sunny San Diego. Albert dishes on his California trip, the guys debate where to find the best burgers, and Marty discovers he’s been unknowingly subscribed to half the internet (who knew deodorant deliveries were a thing?). All that and more nonsense you didn’t know you needed—only on House of Machismo! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/36430860

House of Machismo Podcast 4-22-2025 04/21/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 4-22-2025 This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… The guys dive into a super-powered debate—if you had powers, would you keep it a secret or flex it on Instagram? Sauce gets deep. Dan gets suspicious. Albert probably already has powers. Then Rob gives us a taste of the unexpected—straight from the vet clinic kitchen. Let’s just say, it’s not your usual lunch break cuisine. And finally, it’s time for everyone’s favorite ego-destroying quiz: The Marty Challenge! But this time… with a twist. What is it? You’ll have to listen to find out. Don’t miss it. Pants might come off (which is perfect for an audio show) Secrets might be revealed. And someone might cry. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/36240235

House of Machismo Podcast 4-8-2025 04/06/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 4-8-2025 Today on House of Machismo, the guys are joined by personal trainer Emmanuel Jones for a deep dive into all things health, exercise, and fitness. Emmanuel shares expert advice on staying motivated, building good habits, and finding the right routine for your goals. Albert and Marty open up about their own fitness journeys—the highs, the struggles, and what keeps them going. It’s an episode full of inspiration, laughs, and real talk about getting (and staying) in shape. /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/36028195

House of Machismo Podcast 4-1-2025 04/01/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 4-1-2025 Welcome back to another wild and slightly disturbing episode of House of Machismo! This week, Just Albert proudly declares that he’s gained some weight—particularly in the posterior region—and while most friends might offer words of encouragement, Marty takes a… let’s call it carnivorous approach. Marty breaks down his post-mortem business plan: If Albert were to pass, would he be better suited as a high-quality cut of meat, or should he be sold off in bulk at $2.99 a pound? And in the event of a full-blown apocalypse, Marty assures Albert that he’ll be waiting… with a knife and fork, ready to make the most of the situation. As if that wasn’t enough, the guys take a detour into history, uncovering some of the weirdest but true facts about living in 18th-century America. Did people really bathe once a year? Did they actually use corn cobs as toilet paper? It’s an episode filled with laughter, questionable morals, and just enough historical insight to make you say, “Wait… what?!” Tune in now to House of Machismo! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/35953135

House of Machismo Podcast 3-18-2025 03/17/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 3-18-2025 It’s our anniversary, and you know what that means—time to get sentimental… but in a totally macho way! The guys take a trip down memory lane, sharing their favorite moments from the show—whether they were hilarious, awkward, or just straight-up ridiculous. And because no celebration is complete without awards, Marty is handing out the first-ever HOM-emmys! Who will take home the most prestigious (or most humiliating) honors? Tune in as the House of Machismo crew roasts, reminisces, and maybe even gets a little emotional (but don’t tell anyone). /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/35718620

House of Machismo Podcast 3-11-2025 03/10/2025

House of Machismo Podcast 3-11-2025 This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get steamy — and weirdly ambitious. The guys kick things off by diving into the golden age of ‘90s erotic thrillers — because what’s more “House of Machismo” than discussing cinematic masterpieces like Basic Instinct and Wild Things? Which movies are their favorites? Who’s a connoisseur of classy on-screen seduction? And who’s just here for the… plot? (Spoiler: probably Albert.) Inspired by all this high-brow cinema, the guys decide it’s time to start their own adult film company — but this isn’t your average low-budget nonsense. Oh no — we’re talkin’ high-end, big-budget productions with deep storylines, emotional arcs, and stunning visuals. Think The Godfather… but, you know, spicier. Sauce is workshopping dramatic monologues for the plumber character. Meanwhile, poor Albert’s living that carless life — and it’s getting real. He had to Uber to the studio this morning. The struggle is real, and the rides are expensive. Finally, Marty’s back with another round of his famous "What If" questions — the kind that make you question reality, your morals, and why you’re even friends with these guys. Things get deep, things get ridiculous, and someone may or may not suggest a scenario involving shadow people and an erotic thriller crossover. It’s wild, it’s hilarious, and it’s got more twists than a late-night cable movie from 1995. Don’t miss this one! /episode/index/show/homtalk/id/35417255

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