House of Machismo Podcast 3-11-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get steamy — and weirdly ambitious. The guys kick things off by diving into the golden age of ‘90s erotic thrillers — because what’s more “House of Machismo” than discussing cinematic masterpieces like Basic Instinct and Wild Things? Which movies are their favorites? Who’s a connoisseur of classy on-screen seduction? And who’s just here for the… plot? (Spoiler: probably Albert.) Inspired by all this high-brow cinema, the guys decide it’s time to start their own adult film company — but this isn’t your average...
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House of Machismo Podcast 3-4-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get hairy — literally. The guys dive into a no-holds-barred discussion on body hair: who’s got it, where it’s growing, and why some of them might secretly be evolving into werewolves. Spoiler alert: Marty might need a full-time landscaper for his back. Then, Sauce takes us on a mind-bending journey as he recounts a time he got a little… let’s say, “elevated”… and watched the movie Cars. But he didn’t just watch it — oh no — he started asking the real questions. Is there a Cars version of JFK? A Cars 9/11? Do Cars pay...
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House of Machismo 2-25-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
House of Machismo: When Chaos Turns to Gold After a rough start that could only happen on House of Machismo, the show pulls a perfect 180 and somehow goes off without a hitch — well, almost. Marty takes us down memory lane, recounting his very first grade school fight… But how did it end for our fearless leader? Let’s just say the results were… Educational. Meanwhile, Sauce dives into international affairs the only way he knows how — by asking Just Albert about the tension between Albanians and Serbs. Don’t worry — it’s all in good fun (we think). Then, the guys bring the...
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House of Machismo 2-18-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
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House of Machismo Podcast - 2-11-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
In this episode, Marty recounts a truly terrifying experience—not ghosts, not demons, but something far worse: stepping into a cellphone store. With aggressive salespeople, overpriced accessories, and contracts written in ancient runes, it’s a horror story for the modern age. Then, the guys dive into the world of tattoos. What’s hot? What’s not? And what regrets are permanently inked on their skin? From meaningful artwork to questionable life choices, they reveal the stories behind their tattoos and debate the fine line between badass and bad decision. It’s an episode full of...
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House of Machismo 2-4-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
New year, same questionable life choices! The guys are back, refreshed, and ready to kick off another year of House of Machismo—or at least they were until Marty hit them with some deep what if questions that made their brains short-circuit. We get into it all. And just when you think it couldn’t get any more chaotic, the second half of the show takes a wild turn with Surprise Karaoke! That’s right—someone’s hitting the high notes, someone’s completely off-key, and someone might be legally banned from singing in public after this. It’s a brand-new year, and we’re starting it...
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House of Machismo Podcast 12-24-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
It’s a Christmas miracle in this laugh-out-loud episode of House of Machismo, Just Albert dives into a dream-induced dilemma involving an ex, proving that even in REM sleep, relationships can haunt you. Meanwhile, Marty channels his inner Nostradamus with bold 2025 predictions for the podcast—some visionary, some hilariously far-fetched. In the spirit of gratitude, Marty showers the crew with thoughtful gifts, only to discover that his gift is "in the mail" (or so Just Albert claims). Join the guys as they unpack dreams, fortunes, and a classic case of the missing present. Don't miss this...
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House of Machismo Podcast 12-10-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week, the guys can’t get enough of Marty’s superhero-caliber legs—seriously, someone call Marvel. Just Albert shares his latest adventure in “syncing” with his buddy Connor in a way you have to hear to believe. Meanwhile, Sauce has a new work wardrobe dilemma: now that he rocks scrubs at the vet clinic, will strangers mistake him for a life-saving hero instead of the guy who gives dogs bubble baths? And the Machismo crew is joined by the legendary Mario Esquivel, aka DJ Cre! He spills the beans on spinning beats, hyping up crowds, and the wild world of DJing at events where the...
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House of Machismo 11-26-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
The House of Machismo crew gets animated as they try to guess what music Marty and Just Albert jam to during their workouts. Is it Jay Z?, Jon Bon Jovi, or maybe something like the Backstreet Boys or Britney Spears? Meanwhile, the spotlight shifts to No Shave, No Nut November—a month-long test of willpower that’s all about hairy faces and even hairier situations. Just Albert’s commitment to staying strong all month (in more ways than one) becomes prime roast material, as the guys hilariously debate whether his endurance makes him a monk or just plain nuts... or not nuts at...
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House of Machismo Podcast 11-19-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
Buckle up, because the guys are getting personal and hilariously awkward this week! Ever wonder how your favorite macho men first learned about the birds and the bees? Spoiler alert: it involves cringe-worthy moments, questionable advice, and a lot of secondhand embarrassment. Then, Albert spills the beer on a love-hate tango with a coworker that’s part office drama, part rom-com, and 100% complicated. To top it off, the crew tackles legit deep-thought questions that peel back their macho exteriors to reveal...well, slightly more introspective machismo. Get ready for laughs, gasps, and...
info_outlineOn this episode of House of Machismo, Just Albert finds himself in an unexpected showdown with a cocky college frat guy outside his apartment—let’s just say, this guy didn’t know who he was messing with! The crew dives into a rapid-fire round of strange "what if" questions, from what they’d do if aliens came to earth to what if they one day woke up as a celebrity. Then, it’s confession time as they uncover the hilarious and bizarre things guys do but rarely admit. Get ready for laughs, surprising truths, and the macho insights you never knew you needed!