House of Machismo Podcast 4-8-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
Today on House of Machismo, the guys are joined by personal trainer Emmanuel Jones for a deep dive into all things health, exercise, and fitness. Emmanuel shares expert advice on staying motivated, building good habits, and finding the right routine for your goals. Albert and Marty open up about their own fitness journeys—the highs, the struggles, and what keeps them going. It’s an episode full of inspiration, laughs, and real talk about getting (and staying) in shape.
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House of Machismo Podcast 4-1-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
Welcome back to another wild and slightly disturbing episode of House of Machismo! This week, Just Albert proudly declares that he’s gained some weight—particularly in the posterior region—and while most friends might offer words of encouragement, Marty takes a… let’s call it carnivorous approach. Marty breaks down his post-mortem business plan: If Albert were to pass, would he be better suited as a high-quality cut of meat, or should he be sold off in bulk at $2.99 a pound? And in the event of a full-blown apocalypse, Marty assures Albert that he’ll be waiting… with a knife and...
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House of Machismo Podcast 3-18-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
It’s our anniversary, and you know what that means—time to get sentimental… but in a totally macho way! The guys take a trip down memory lane, sharing their favorite moments from the show—whether they were hilarious, awkward, or just straight-up ridiculous. And because no celebration is complete without awards, Marty is handing out the first-ever HOM-emmys! Who will take home the most prestigious (or most humiliating) honors? Tune in as the House of Machismo crew roasts, reminisces, and maybe even gets a little emotional (but don’t tell anyone).
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House of Machismo Podcast 3-11-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get steamy — and weirdly ambitious. The guys kick things off by diving into the golden age of ‘90s erotic thrillers — because what’s more “House of Machismo” than discussing cinematic masterpieces like Basic Instinct and Wild Things? Which movies are their favorites? Who’s a connoisseur of classy on-screen seduction? And who’s just here for the… plot? (Spoiler: probably Albert.) Inspired by all this high-brow cinema, the guys decide it’s time to start their own adult film company — but this isn’t your average...
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House of Machismo Podcast 3-4-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get hairy — literally. The guys dive into a no-holds-barred discussion on body hair: who’s got it, where it’s growing, and why some of them might secretly be evolving into werewolves. Spoiler alert: Marty might need a full-time landscaper for his back. Then, Sauce takes us on a mind-bending journey as he recounts a time he got a little… let’s say, “elevated”… and watched the movie Cars. But he didn’t just watch it — oh no — he started asking the real questions. Is there a Cars version of JFK? A Cars 9/11? Do Cars pay...
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House of Machismo 2-25-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
House of Machismo: When Chaos Turns to Gold After a rough start that could only happen on House of Machismo, the show pulls a perfect 180 and somehow goes off without a hitch — well, almost. Marty takes us down memory lane, recounting his very first grade school fight… But how did it end for our fearless leader? Let’s just say the results were… Educational. Meanwhile, Sauce dives into international affairs the only way he knows how — by asking Just Albert about the tension between Albanians and Serbs. Don’t worry — it’s all in good fun (we think). Then, the guys bring the...
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House of Machismo 2-18-2025
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House of Machismo Podcast - 2-11-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
In this episode, Marty recounts a truly terrifying experience—not ghosts, not demons, but something far worse: stepping into a cellphone store. With aggressive salespeople, overpriced accessories, and contracts written in ancient runes, it’s a horror story for the modern age. Then, the guys dive into the world of tattoos. What’s hot? What’s not? And what regrets are permanently inked on their skin? From meaningful artwork to questionable life choices, they reveal the stories behind their tattoos and debate the fine line between badass and bad decision. It’s an episode full of...
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House of Machismo 2-4-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
New year, same questionable life choices! The guys are back, refreshed, and ready to kick off another year of House of Machismo—or at least they were until Marty hit them with some deep what if questions that made their brains short-circuit. We get into it all. And just when you think it couldn’t get any more chaotic, the second half of the show takes a wild turn with Surprise Karaoke! That’s right—someone’s hitting the high notes, someone’s completely off-key, and someone might be legally banned from singing in public after this. It’s a brand-new year, and we’re starting it...
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House of Machismo Podcast 12-24-2024
The House of Machismo Podcast
It’s a Christmas miracle in this laugh-out-loud episode of House of Machismo, Just Albert dives into a dream-induced dilemma involving an ex, proving that even in REM sleep, relationships can haunt you. Meanwhile, Marty channels his inner Nostradamus with bold 2025 predictions for the podcast—some visionary, some hilariously far-fetched. In the spirit of gratitude, Marty showers the crew with thoughtful gifts, only to discover that his gift is "in the mail" (or so Just Albert claims). Join the guys as they unpack dreams, fortunes, and a classic case of the missing present. Don't miss this...
info_outlineNew year, same questionable life choices! The guys are back, refreshed, and ready to kick off another year of House of Machismo—or at least they were until Marty hit them with some deep what if questions that made their brains short-circuit. We get into it all.
And just when you think it couldn’t get any more chaotic, the second half of the show takes a wild turn with Surprise Karaoke! That’s right—someone’s hitting the high notes, someone’s completely off-key, and someone might be legally banned from singing in public after this.
It’s a brand-new year, and we’re starting it off with laughs, debates, and musical regrets. Check out House of Machismo—where the machismo is strong, but the singing… not so much.