House of Machismo Podcast - 6-3-2025
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🎙️ This Week on House of Machismo: "Run Club Rejects & Monologue Madness!" 🎬🏃♂️💨 Marty and Just Albert lace up for the very first time and join a run club—because why jog solo when you can suffer with strangers? They break down every awkward moment, from Albert’s pre-run carb-loading crisis to Marty’s questionable choice of running shorts. But when the starter pistol fires, the real question is: Who crossed the finish line first? Who was the tortoise, and who was the...slightly out-of-breath tortoise? Spoiler alert: Someone left the other in the dust, but...
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House of Machismo Podcast 5-27-2025
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On this episode, we discover Sauce’s epic journey into the world of technology—where his home PC refuses to cooperate, and we question if he still uses dial-up internet. Spoiler: He once managed a beeper store! We also welcome special guest Andrew Worley—local actor, director, and producer—who shares his experience in the Dallas acting scene, his first stage production Fatherland, and his vision for the future of filmmaking. It’s an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and some serious creative insight!
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House of Machismo Podcast 5-20-2025
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In this outrageous episode of House of Machismo, Marty stirs up controversy with a provocative gym locker room selfie, while Just Albert ups the ante by offering his used boxers to fans. The guys dive into viral internet debates like "100 men vs. 1 gorilla" and tackle the ultimate showdown: the cast of House of Machismo vs. a chimpanzee. Chaos, laughs, and questionable choices await—don’t miss it!
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House of Machismo Podcast 5-6-2025
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This week on the House of Machismo Show, we’re going remote! Marty’s holding down the fort at the Dallas studio, Pretty Boy Dan checks in from his pad in Watauga, and Just Albert beams in all the way from sunny San Diego. Albert dishes on his California trip, the guys debate where to find the best burgers, and Marty discovers he’s been unknowingly subscribed to half the internet (who knew deodorant deliveries were a thing?). All that and more nonsense you didn’t know you needed—only on House of Machismo!
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House of Machismo Podcast 4-22-2025
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This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… The guys dive into a super-powered debate—if you had powers, would you keep it a secret or flex it on Instagram? Sauce gets deep. Dan gets suspicious. Albert probably already has powers. Then Rob gives us a taste of the unexpected—straight from the vet clinic kitchen. Let’s just say, it’s not your usual lunch break cuisine. And finally, it’s time for everyone’s favorite ego-destroying quiz: The Marty Challenge! But this time… with a twist. What is it? You’ll have to listen to find out. Don’t miss it. Pants might come off (which...
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House of Machismo Podcast 4-8-2025
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Today on House of Machismo, the guys are joined by personal trainer Emmanuel Jones for a deep dive into all things health, exercise, and fitness. Emmanuel shares expert advice on staying motivated, building good habits, and finding the right routine for your goals. Albert and Marty open up about their own fitness journeys—the highs, the struggles, and what keeps them going. It’s an episode full of inspiration, laughs, and real talk about getting (and staying) in shape.
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House of Machismo Podcast 4-1-2025
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Welcome back to another wild and slightly disturbing episode of House of Machismo! This week, Just Albert proudly declares that he’s gained some weight—particularly in the posterior region—and while most friends might offer words of encouragement, Marty takes a… let’s call it carnivorous approach. Marty breaks down his post-mortem business plan: If Albert were to pass, would he be better suited as a high-quality cut of meat, or should he be sold off in bulk at $2.99 a pound? And in the event of a full-blown apocalypse, Marty assures Albert that he’ll be waiting… with a knife and...
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House of Machismo Podcast 3-18-2025
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It’s our anniversary, and you know what that means—time to get sentimental… but in a totally macho way! The guys take a trip down memory lane, sharing their favorite moments from the show—whether they were hilarious, awkward, or just straight-up ridiculous. And because no celebration is complete without awards, Marty is handing out the first-ever HOM-emmys! Who will take home the most prestigious (or most humiliating) honors? Tune in as the House of Machismo crew roasts, reminisces, and maybe even gets a little emotional (but don’t tell anyone).
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House of Machismo Podcast 3-11-2025
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This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get steamy — and weirdly ambitious. The guys kick things off by diving into the golden age of ‘90s erotic thrillers — because what’s more “House of Machismo” than discussing cinematic masterpieces like Basic Instinct and Wild Things? Which movies are their favorites? Who’s a connoisseur of classy on-screen seduction? And who’s just here for the… plot? (Spoiler: probably Albert.) Inspired by all this high-brow cinema, the guys decide it’s time to start their own adult film company — but this isn’t your average...
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House of Machismo Podcast 3-4-2025
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This week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get hairy — literally. The guys dive into a no-holds-barred discussion on body hair: who’s got it, where it’s growing, and why some of them might secretly be evolving into werewolves. Spoiler alert: Marty might need a full-time landscaper for his back. Then, Sauce takes us on a mind-bending journey as he recounts a time he got a little… let’s say, “elevated”… and watched the movie Cars. But he didn’t just watch it — oh no — he started asking the real questions. Is there a Cars version of JFK? A Cars 9/11? Do Cars pay...
info_outlineThis week on the House of Machismo Podcast… things get hairy — literally. The guys dive into a no-holds-barred discussion on body hair: who’s got it, where it’s growing, and why some of them might secretly be evolving into werewolves. Spoiler alert: Marty might need a full-time landscaper for his back.
Then, Sauce takes us on a mind-bending journey as he recounts a time he got a little… let’s say, “elevated”… and watched the movie Cars. But he didn’t just watch it — oh no — he started asking the real questions. Is there a Cars version of JFK? A Cars 9/11? Do Cars pay taxes?! Get ready for a philosophical deep dive into the most bizarre corner of the Pixar universe.
As if that wasn’t enough, Marty and Sauce take poor Albert to school on some of the greatest TV shows and movies from the '80s and '90s. Will Albert finally understand why MacGyver could solve anything with a paperclip and some chewing gum? Probably not — but it’s gonna be hilarious watching them try.
Finally, things get real when the guys open up about outgrowing friends and friendships. From drifting apart to cutting ties, they share personal stories and some hard-hitting truths — sprinkled with the usual House of Machismo insanity, of course.
It’s wild, it’s thoughtful, it’s possibly too much information — and you know you don’t wanna miss it. Tune in now!