House of Machismo 8-19-2025
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On this week’s House of Machismo, Marty dives into the wild twists and mind-bending drama of Netflix’s 3 Body Problem. But the real drama hits closer to home when Marty and Albert have their emotional gym break-up, after Albert drops the heartbreaking news that his new schedule means no more synchronized sweat sessions. Marty keeps things lively with a round of “this or that” questions that lead the guys down all sorts of ridiculous rabbit holes. And of course, no episode would be complete without everyone teaming up to roast Albert about his famously big butt—because...
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House of Machsimo Podcast - 8-12-2025
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Today on House of Machismo – It’s just Marty, Albert, and Dan holding down the fort, and Marty’s already stressing about whether the show will be any good… so, you know, no pressure. Marty also hints at the bizarre 5 a.m. text from Albert about needing a pair of underwear—yeah, you read that right. The guys break down the do’s and don’ts when your best friend suddenly jumps into a new relationship (spoiler: it’s complicated). Then they dive into the world of parody movies—are they still funny, or should we leave them back with flip phones and MySpace?
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House of Machismo: After Dark - Episode 2
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Welcome back to House of Machismo: After Dark, where we record remotely, talk over each other, and somehow end up in the weirdest conversations imaginable. This week, Marty finally admits what we’ve all suspected: he’s been practicing his Simpsons and Rick and Morty impressions… and, yes, he forces everyone to listen. Then we spiral into a debate about AI — is it going to take over the world, make life easier? They also talk boobs. Yes, boob talk! It’s unplanned, uncensored, and somehow both educational and juvenile — in other words, classic House of Machismo.
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House of Machismo After Dark - Episode 1
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House of Machismo Podcast 7-8-2025
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House of Machismo Podcast 6-24-2025
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This Week on House of Machismo: The guys dive deep into the sacred Bro Code—laying down the rules, calling out the violations, and maybe pointing some fingers along the way. Things get heated, hilarious, and just a little awkward. They also break down what it takes to be the ultimate wingman, complete with a ridiculous (and totally improvised) reenactment. And hold onto your hats, because the House of Machismo crew makes their unexpected—and possibly unforgettable—country music debut. You don't want to miss this one!
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House of Machismo Podcast 6-17-2025
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We’ve got guest host Jeremy in the House, and it’s nothing but fabulous chaos from start to finish! Marty, Dan, Sauce, and Jeremy take over the mics (sorry, no Albert or K-Rod—probably still picking out their outfits). The crew dives into their favorite gay movies and TV shows, from iconic classics to hidden gems you need to watch. Then it's game time with the Gay Game Vocabulary Quiz—but who’s really fluent in fabulous? Who’s a bear? Who's an otter? And who’s just confused? It’s loud, it’s proud, and it’s full of laughs. Come celebrate Pride with the Machismo twist!
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House of Machismo Podcast - 6-10-2025
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Today on House of Machismo, guest host Gustavo Alvarez joins the madness—and the guys waste no time making him feel at home… by serenading him with a hit from their favorite boy band. (Because nothing says machismo like synchronized crooning.) But Gustavo’s no slouch—he claps back with a smooth oldie but goodie of his own. Meanwhile, Albert and Marty lace up to share their latest run club escapades, including who nearly passed out and who left the other in the dust. And to wrap things up, it's time for another hilarious round of “Guess That Spanish Word”.
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House of Machismo Podcast - 6-3-2025
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🎙️ This Week on House of Machismo: "Run Club Rejects & Monologue Madness!" 🎬🏃♂️💨 Marty and Just Albert lace up for the very first time and join a run club—because why jog solo when you can suffer with strangers? They break down every awkward moment, from Albert’s pre-run carb-loading crisis to Marty’s questionable choice of running shorts. But when the starter pistol fires, the real question is: Who crossed the finish line first? Who was the tortoise, and who was the...slightly out-of-breath tortoise? Spoiler alert: Someone left the other in the dust, but...
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House of Machismo Podcast 5-27-2025
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On this episode, we discover Sauce’s epic journey into the world of technology—where his home PC refuses to cooperate, and we question if he still uses dial-up internet. Spoiler: He once managed a beeper store! We also welcome special guest Andrew Worley—local actor, director, and producer—who shares his experience in the Dallas acting scene, his first stage production Fatherland, and his vision for the future of filmmaking. It’s an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and some serious creative insight!
info_outlineThis week on the House of Machismo Show, we’re going remote! Marty’s holding down the fort at the Dallas studio, Pretty Boy Dan checks in from his pad in Watauga, and Just Albert beams in all the way from sunny San Diego. Albert dishes on his California trip, the guys debate where to find the best burgers, and Marty discovers he’s been unknowingly subscribed to half the internet (who knew deodorant deliveries were a thing?). All that and more nonsense you didn’t know you needed—only on House of Machismo!