House of Machismo Podcast 2-3-2026
The House of Machismo Podcast
First episode of the year and we’re already back on our nonsense. We welcome Ray into the Machismo family and immediately put him to work, breaking down the stuff we swore was cool in high school that absolutely does not hold up today. Then we hit Ray with a Machismo-style Q&A that somehow turns into a therapy session, exposing a few of his deepest, darkest secrets. New year, new co-host, same unhinged energy.
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House of Machismo Podcast 12-23-25
The House of Machismo Podcast
The halls are decked, the mics are hot, and the Christmas chaos is fully activated. This week, the boys celebrate the holidays the only way they know how—loud, unorganized, and emotionally confusing. We kick things off with a White Elephant gift exchange, where strategy goes out the window, feelings get hurt, and somehow nobody ends up with what they wanted… except maybe Albert, and that’s a problem. Marty then follows it up by doing something truly unhinged—giving the guys a gift from the heart, forcing everyone to process genuine emotions on a comedy podcast. Disgusting. Things only...
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House of Machismo Podcast 12-9-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
On today’s episode, the guys welcome back a familiar face — former co-host and Texas independent filmmaker Carlos Suarez! He’s in the studio to talk about his brand-new short film, Naked Pool Party, and the creative journey behind bringing its LGBTQ+ story to life. Before diving into filmmaking, the crew gets festive… kind of. Everyone shares the worst Christmas gifts they’ve ever received — from confusing, questionable, and straight-up “why did you think of me when you bought this?” presents. It gets real, it gets funny, and it gets a little tragic. In the second half,...
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House of Machismo 12-2-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
On today’s episode, the guys take a chaotic trip down memory lane as they confess the fashion disasters they proudly rocked growing up — from baggy jeans that could house a family of four to shirts that should’ve never seen daylight. Then things get heated when the crew debates the ultimate question: If you had the power to erase one movie trilogy from existence… which one are you nuking? No franchise is safe. Not even the “classics.” We also dive into the personal rules everyone secretly lives by — Marty’s unwritten life commandments, Sauce’s questionable logic, and...
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House of Machismo Podcast - 11-11-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
On today’s episode, Sauce dives into his latest hustle — appraising sports cards and memorabilia — and reveals the weird treasures people collect. Meanwhile, Marty shares a too-honest story about why shaving naked somehow turned into him rocking a “shaving cream bikini.” Then the guys turn the spotlight on themselves, answering a batch of awkward and downright strange questions from the audience. It’s unfiltered, it’s hilarious, and it’s classic Machismo chaos.
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House of Machismo Podcast - 11-4-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
On today’s episode, the guys dive headfirst into a bubbling cauldron of Machismo-style hot topics! 💪 They debate toxic masculinity — is it real, or just what happens when someone refuses to ask for directions? Then they tackle the age-old question: is it a problem if your partner makes more money than you… or just an excuse to buy matching aprons? 💸 Finally, they face off over free speech vs offense culture — and somehow manage to offend each other in the process. It’s loud, it’s funny, it’s awkwardly honest… it’s House of Machismo. 🎧💥
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House of Machismo Podcast 10-21-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week, the guys went full spooky! Marty kicked things off by reading a chilling ghost story, with the crew jumping in to add sound effects, voices, and plenty of chaotic commentary. Then, the courtroom was in session for a very special Machismo Court, where the gang took on the impossible task of defending some of the most infamous horror movie villains of all time — including Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers. Arguments were made, chaos reigned, and somehow Marty tried to convince everyone that maybe — just maybe — Michael Myers was misunderstood. It’s scary, it’s ridiculous,...
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House of Machismo Podcast 10-14-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week’s episode gets wild fast. Marty shares how he somehow got uninvited from a gay orgy he never even knew was happening — and the guys don’t let him live it down. From there, the crew dives into eerie local ghost stories to get everyone in the Halloween mood, mixing spooky laughs with real chills. Each of them shares their own encounters with the paranormal, including Marty’s unsettling stay at a haunted hotel in San Antonio that might just convince you to leave the lights on. It’s funny, weird, and perfectly Machismo — a mix of ghost tales, awkward confessions, and haunted...
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House of Machismo Podcast 10-7-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
🎙️ This Week on House of Machismo: Marty meets a salesman so smooth, the guys are ready to offer him a mic and a seat at the table! Then, in the Halloween spirit, the crew dives deep into the horror movies that traumatized their childhoods — from creepy clowns to possessed dolls. It’s nostalgia, nightmares, and machismo all rolled into one spooky good time. 👻💪
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House of Machismo Podcast 9-29-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
On this week’s House of Machismo Podcast, Albert debates starting an OnlyFans (don’t worry, Marty already apologized for butt-shaming him). The guys attempt the impossible task of explaining Fantasy Football to Marty, and Marty reveals his top-secret, totally sketchy “under-the-table” deal with Hulu. Chaos, comedy, and questionable career choices—just another week at the House of Machismo.
info_outlineIn this outrageous episode of House of Machismo, Marty stirs up controversy with a provocative gym locker room selfie, while Just Albert ups the ante by offering his used boxers to fans. The guys dive into viral internet debates like "100 men vs. 1 gorilla" and tackle the ultimate showdown: the cast of House of Machismo vs. a chimpanzee. Chaos, laughs, and questionable choices await—don’t miss it!