House of Machismo Podcast 6-24-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
This Week on House of Machismo: The guys dive deep into the sacred Bro Codeâlaying down the rules, calling out the violations, and maybe pointing some fingers along the way. Things get heated, hilarious, and just a little awkward. They also break down what it takes to be the ultimate wingman, complete with a ridiculous (and totally improvised) reenactment. And hold onto your hats, because the House of Machismo crew makes their unexpectedâand possibly unforgettableâcountry music debut. You don't want to miss this one!
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House of Machismo Podcast 6-17-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
Weâve got guest host Jeremy in the House, and itâs nothing but fabulous chaos from start to finish! Marty, Dan, Sauce, and Jeremy take over the mics (sorry, no Albert or K-Rodâprobably still picking out their outfits). The crew dives into their favorite gay movies and TV shows, from iconic classics to hidden gems you need to watch. Then it's game time with the Gay Game Vocabulary Quizâbut whoâs really fluent in fabulous? Whoâs a bear? Who's an otter? And whoâs just confused? Itâs loud, itâs proud, and itâs full of laughs. Come celebrate Pride with the Machismo twist!
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House of Machismo Podcast - 6-10-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
Today on House of Machismo, guest host Gustavo Alvarez joins the madnessâand the guys waste no time making him feel at home⌠by serenading him with a hit from their favorite boy band. (Because nothing says machismo like synchronized crooning.) But Gustavoâs no slouchâhe claps back with a smooth oldie but goodie of his own. Meanwhile, Albert and Marty lace up to share their latest run club escapades, including who nearly passed out and who left the other in the dust. And to wrap things up, it's time for another hilarious round of âGuess That Spanish Wordâ.
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House of Machismo Podcast - 6-3-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
đď¸ This Week on House of Machismo: "Run Club Rejects & Monologue Madness!" đŹđââď¸đ¨ Marty and Just Albert lace up for the very first time and join a run clubâbecause why jog solo when you can suffer with strangers? They break down every awkward moment, from Albertâs pre-run carb-loading crisis to Martyâs questionable choice of running shorts. But when the starter pistol fires, the real question is: Who crossed the finish line first? Who was the tortoise, and who was the...slightly out-of-breath tortoise? Spoiler alert: Someone left the other in the dust, but...
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House of Machismo Podcast 5-27-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
On this episode, we discover Sauceâs epic journey into the world of technologyâwhere his home PC refuses to cooperate, and we question if he still uses dial-up internet. Spoiler: He once managed a beeper store! We also welcome special guest Andrew Worleyâlocal actor, director, and producerâwho shares his experience in the Dallas acting scene, his first stage production Fatherland, and his vision for the future of filmmaking. Itâs an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and some serious creative insight!
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House of Machismo Podcast 5-20-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
In this outrageous episode of House of Machismo, Marty stirs up controversy with a provocative gym locker room selfie, while Just Albert ups the ante by offering his used boxers to fans. The guys dive into viral internet debates like "100 men vs. 1 gorilla" and tackle the ultimate showdown: the cast of House of Machismo vs. a chimpanzee. Chaos, laughs, and questionable choices awaitâdonât miss it!
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House of Machismo Podcast 5-6-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week on the House of Machismo Show, weâre going remote! Martyâs holding down the fort at the Dallas studio, Pretty Boy Dan checks in from his pad in Watauga, and Just Albert beams in all the way from sunny San Diego. Albert dishes on his California trip, the guys debate where to find the best burgers, and Marty discovers heâs been unknowingly subscribed to half the internet (who knew deodorant deliveries were a thing?). All that and more nonsense you didnât know you neededâonly on House of Machismo!
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House of Machismo Podcast 4-22-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week on the House of Machismo Podcast⌠The guys dive into a super-powered debateâif you had powers, would you keep it a secret or flex it on Instagram? Sauce gets deep. Dan gets suspicious. Albert probably already has powers. Then Rob gives us a taste of the unexpectedâstraight from the vet clinic kitchen. Letâs just say, itâs not your usual lunch break cuisine. And finally, itâs time for everyoneâs favorite ego-destroying quiz: The Marty Challenge! But this time⌠with a twist. What is it? Youâll have to listen to find out. Donât miss it. Pants might come off (which...
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House of Machismo Podcast 4-8-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
Today on House of Machismo, the guys are joined by personal trainer Emmanuel Jones for a deep dive into all things health, exercise, and fitness. Emmanuel shares expert advice on staying motivated, building good habits, and finding the right routine for your goals. Albert and Marty open up about their own fitness journeysâthe highs, the struggles, and what keeps them going. Itâs an episode full of inspiration, laughs, and real talk about getting (and staying) in shape.
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House of Machismo Podcast 4-1-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
Welcome back to another wild and slightly disturbing episode of House of Machismo! This week, Just Albert proudly declares that heâs gained some weightâparticularly in the posterior regionâand while most friends might offer words of encouragement, Marty takes a⌠letâs call it carnivorous approach. Marty breaks down his post-mortem business plan: If Albert were to pass, would he be better suited as a high-quality cut of meat, or should he be sold off in bulk at $2.99 a pound? And in the event of a full-blown apocalypse, Marty assures Albert that heâll be waiting⌠with a knife and...
info_outline đď¸ This Week on House of Machismo: "Run Club Rejects & Monologue Madness!" đŹđââď¸đ¨
Marty and Just Albert lace up for the very first time and join a run clubâbecause why jog solo when you can suffer with strangers? They break down every awkward moment, from Albertâs pre-run carb-loading crisis to Martyâs questionable choice of running shorts. But when the starter pistol fires, the real question is: Who crossed the finish line first? Who was the tortoise, and who was the...slightly out-of-breath tortoise?
Spoiler alert: Someone left the other in the dust, but youâll have to listen to find out who.
And just when you think it couldnât get any better, the guys channel their inner thespians and bring their favorite movie monologues to lifeâcomplete with dramatic pauses, questionable accents, and enough testosterone to make The Rock raise an eyebrow. Whether it's Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday or Samuel L. Jackson going full Ezekiel 25:17, these guys are bringing the House of Machismo flavor to your favorite cinematic moments. đđĽ