House of Machismo Podcast - 11-11-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
On todayâs episode, Sauce dives into his latest hustle â appraising sports cards and memorabilia â and reveals the weird treasures people collect. Meanwhile, Marty shares a too-honest story about why shaving naked somehow turned into him rocking a âshaving cream bikini.â Then the guys turn the spotlight on themselves, answering a batch of awkward and downright strange questions from the audience. Itâs unfiltered, itâs hilarious, and itâs classic Machismo chaos.
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House of Machismo Podcast - 11-4-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
On todayâs episode, the guys dive headfirst into a bubbling cauldron of Machismo-style hot topics! đŞ They debate toxic masculinity â is it real, or just what happens when someone refuses to ask for directions? Then they tackle the age-old question: is it a problem if your partner makes more money than you⌠or just an excuse to buy matching aprons? đ¸ Finally, they face off over free speech vs offense culture â and somehow manage to offend each other in the process. Itâs loud, itâs funny, itâs awkwardly honest⌠itâs House of Machismo. đ§đĽ
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House of Machismo Podcast 10-21-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week, the guys went full spooky! Marty kicked things off by reading a chilling ghost story, with the crew jumping in to add sound effects, voices, and plenty of chaotic commentary. Then, the courtroom was in session for a very special Machismo Court, where the gang took on the impossible task of defending some of the most infamous horror movie villains of all time â including Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers. Arguments were made, chaos reigned, and somehow Marty tried to convince everyone that maybe â just maybe â Michael Myers was misunderstood. Itâs scary, itâs ridiculous,...
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House of Machismo Podcast 10-14-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
This weekâs episode gets wild fast. Marty shares how he somehow got uninvited from a gay orgy he never even knew was happening â and the guys donât let him live it down. From there, the crew dives into eerie local ghost stories to get everyone in the Halloween mood, mixing spooky laughs with real chills. Each of them shares their own encounters with the paranormal, including Martyâs unsettling stay at a haunted hotel in San Antonio that might just convince you to leave the lights on. Itâs funny, weird, and perfectly Machismo â a mix of ghost tales, awkward confessions, and haunted...
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House of Machismo Podcast 10-7-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
đď¸ This Week on House of Machismo: Marty meets a salesman so smooth, the guys are ready to offer him a mic and a seat at the table! Then, in the Halloween spirit, the crew dives deep into the horror movies that traumatized their childhoods â from creepy clowns to possessed dolls. Itâs nostalgia, nightmares, and machismo all rolled into one spooky good time. đťđŞ
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House of Machismo Podcast 9-29-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
On this weekâs House of Machismo Podcast, Albert debates starting an OnlyFans (donât worry, Marty already apologized for butt-shaming him). The guys attempt the impossible task of explaining Fantasy Football to Marty, and Marty reveals his top-secret, totally sketchy âunder-the-tableâ deal with Hulu. Chaos, comedy, and questionable career choicesâjust another week at the House of Machismo.
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House of Machismo Podcast 9-23-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
House of Machismo: Live From Mi Gusto Es! Thatâs right, we took our Machismo circus on the road to Mi Gusto Es in Mesquite, Texasâwith a real audience watching us be idiots in public! We kicked things off by talking about ourselves (because letâs be real, who else would we talk about?). Then we dropped the bomb with our brand-new segment: â5 Things I Hate About Youââa brutal, no-mercy roast so the audience could truly understand the dysfunctional brotherhood that is this podcast. But waitâAlbert decided he was auditioning for Americaâs Got Thighs by trying to crush a...
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House of Machismo Podcast 9-9-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
This week on House of Machismo, itâs another Albert and Dan episode! Marty kicks things off with his review of the new Superman movie, then the guys dive into a fun discussion about some of the most relatable villains in film. To wrap things up, they play the Celebrity Name Game where Marty puts Albert and Dan to the test with his best celebrity clues. Lots of laughs, hot takes, and movie talk you donât want to miss!
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House of Machismo Podcast 8-26-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
On this weekâs episode of House of Machismo, the guys imagine what kind of superpowers theyâd haveâspoiler: not all of them are heroic. The crew also dives into the world of groomingâhair washing routines, shower strategies, and that awkward first time stepping into a locker room shower. Plus, Marty takes us back to elementary school to brag about his LA Gear shoes, because nothing said âcoolâ in the â90s like shoes that came with its own dog tag.
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House of Machismo 8-19-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
On this weekâs House of Machismo, Marty dives into the wild twists and mind-bending drama of Netflixâs 3 Body Problem. But the real drama hits closer to home when Marty and Albert have their emotional gym break-up, after Albert drops the heartbreaking news that his new schedule means no more synchronized sweat sessions. Marty keeps things lively with a round of âthis or thatâ questions that lead the guys down all sorts of ridiculous rabbit holes. And of course, no episode would be complete without everyone teaming up to roast Albert about his famously big buttâbecause...
info_outline đď¸ This Week on House of Machismo: "Run Club Rejects & Monologue Madness!" đŹđââď¸đ¨
Marty and Just Albert lace up for the very first time and join a run clubâbecause why jog solo when you can suffer with strangers? They break down every awkward moment, from Albertâs pre-run carb-loading crisis to Martyâs questionable choice of running shorts. But when the starter pistol fires, the real question is: Who crossed the finish line first? Who was the tortoise, and who was the...slightly out-of-breath tortoise?
Spoiler alert: Someone left the other in the dust, but youâll have to listen to find out who.
And just when you think it couldnât get any better, the guys channel their inner thespians and bring their favorite movie monologues to lifeâcomplete with dramatic pauses, questionable accents, and enough testosterone to make The Rock raise an eyebrow. Whether it's Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday or Samuel L. Jackson going full Ezekiel 25:17, these guys are bringing the House of Machismo flavor to your favorite cinematic moments. đđĽ