House of Machismo 8-19-2025
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On this weekâs House of Machismo, Marty dives into the wild twists and mind-bending drama of Netflixâs 3 Body Problem. But the real drama hits closer to home when Marty and Albert have their emotional gym break-up, after Albert drops the heartbreaking news that his new schedule means no more synchronized sweat sessions. Marty keeps things lively with a round of âthis or thatâ questions that lead the guys down all sorts of ridiculous rabbit holes. And of course, no episode would be complete without everyone teaming up to roast Albert about his famously big buttâbecause...
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House of Machsimo Podcast - 8-12-2025
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Today on House of Machismo â Itâs just Marty, Albert, and Dan holding down the fort, and Martyâs already stressing about whether the show will be any good⌠so, you know, no pressure. Marty also hints at the bizarre 5 a.m. text from Albert about needing a pair of underwearâyeah, you read that right. The guys break down the doâs and donâts when your best friend suddenly jumps into a new relationship (spoiler: itâs complicated). Then they dive into the world of parody moviesâare they still funny, or should we leave them back with flip phones and MySpace?
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House of Machismo: After Dark - Episode 2
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Welcome back to House of Machismo: After Dark, where we record remotely, talk over each other, and somehow end up in the weirdest conversations imaginable. This week, Marty finally admits what weâve all suspected: heâs been practicing his Simpsons and Rick and Morty impressions⌠and, yes, he forces everyone to listen. Then we spiral into a debate about AI â is it going to take over the world, make life easier? They also talk boobs. Yes, boob talk! Itâs unplanned, uncensored, and somehow both educational and juvenile â in other words, classic House of Machismo.
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House of Machismo After Dark - Episode 1
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House of Machismo Podcast 7-8-2025
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House of Machismo Podcast 6-24-2025
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This Week on House of Machismo: The guys dive deep into the sacred Bro Codeâlaying down the rules, calling out the violations, and maybe pointing some fingers along the way. Things get heated, hilarious, and just a little awkward. They also break down what it takes to be the ultimate wingman, complete with a ridiculous (and totally improvised) reenactment. And hold onto your hats, because the House of Machismo crew makes their unexpectedâand possibly unforgettableâcountry music debut. You don't want to miss this one!
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House of Machismo Podcast 6-17-2025
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Weâve got guest host Jeremy in the House, and itâs nothing but fabulous chaos from start to finish! Marty, Dan, Sauce, and Jeremy take over the mics (sorry, no Albert or K-Rodâprobably still picking out their outfits). The crew dives into their favorite gay movies and TV shows, from iconic classics to hidden gems you need to watch. Then it's game time with the Gay Game Vocabulary Quizâbut whoâs really fluent in fabulous? Whoâs a bear? Who's an otter? And whoâs just confused? Itâs loud, itâs proud, and itâs full of laughs. Come celebrate Pride with the Machismo twist!
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House of Machismo Podcast - 6-10-2025
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Today on House of Machismo, guest host Gustavo Alvarez joins the madnessâand the guys waste no time making him feel at home⌠by serenading him with a hit from their favorite boy band. (Because nothing says machismo like synchronized crooning.) But Gustavoâs no slouchâhe claps back with a smooth oldie but goodie of his own. Meanwhile, Albert and Marty lace up to share their latest run club escapades, including who nearly passed out and who left the other in the dust. And to wrap things up, it's time for another hilarious round of âGuess That Spanish Wordâ.
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House of Machismo Podcast - 6-3-2025
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đď¸ This Week on House of Machismo: "Run Club Rejects & Monologue Madness!" đŹđââď¸đ¨ Marty and Just Albert lace up for the very first time and join a run clubâbecause why jog solo when you can suffer with strangers? They break down every awkward moment, from Albertâs pre-run carb-loading crisis to Martyâs questionable choice of running shorts. But when the starter pistol fires, the real question is: Who crossed the finish line first? Who was the tortoise, and who was the...slightly out-of-breath tortoise? Spoiler alert: Someone left the other in the dust, but...
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House of Machismo Podcast 5-27-2025
The House of Machismo Podcast
On this episode, we discover Sauceâs epic journey into the world of technologyâwhere his home PC refuses to cooperate, and we question if he still uses dial-up internet. Spoiler: He once managed a beeper store! We also welcome special guest Andrew Worleyâlocal actor, director, and producerâwho shares his experience in the Dallas acting scene, his first stage production Fatherland, and his vision for the future of filmmaking. Itâs an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and some serious creative insight!
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Marty and Just Albert lace up for the very first time and join a run clubâbecause why jog solo when you can suffer with strangers? They break down every awkward moment, from Albertâs pre-run carb-loading crisis to Martyâs questionable choice of running shorts. But when the starter pistol fires, the real question is: Who crossed the finish line first? Who was the tortoise, and who was the...slightly out-of-breath tortoise?
Spoiler alert: Someone left the other in the dust, but youâll have to listen to find out who.
And just when you think it couldnât get any better, the guys channel their inner thespians and bring their favorite movie monologues to lifeâcomplete with dramatic pauses, questionable accents, and enough testosterone to make The Rock raise an eyebrow. Whether it's Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday or Samuel L. Jackson going full Ezekiel 25:17, these guys are bringing the House of Machismo flavor to your favorite cinematic moments. đđĽ