Ep. 144: Get The Balls In Order! ('24 NBA Resolutions)
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Full Court Press: Steve Kerr Gets Trolled, Giannis Game Ball Saga, and More Ja Morant Drama The Inaugural HORSE New Year's Special: New Year's Resolutions For Every NBA Team And Also: Rick James, HORSE Curse vs HORSE Jinx, Siren Boi, Egg Crates, Clothed Rachel, Scoot Henderson’s Goggles, Dad Powers, Little Tiny European Soccer Headband, Thumping Techno Music, Mind Bogglingly Long, Big Limber Boy, “The City”, BrooklyKnight, Lupper, ESPN 8, FanDrool, Sengun Mania, Adult Legos, Mardi Gras, Rec Specs, Jeremy Sochan Wig, The Utah Indie Rock, Adult Diapers Sponsor: :...
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Ep. 143: The T Stands For “The”
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Full Court Press: Lakers Win Inaugural In-Season Tournament & The Top-Heavy NBA 3-on-3: Adam’s 3 Favorite/Least Favorite Benny The Bull Bits That Actually Happened: The Time a GQ Photoshoot Cursed The Indiana Pacers’ Season And Also: Copium, Pappadeux Seafood Kitchen, Fierce Cologne, Surprise Ludacris, Inverse Pacers, Big Baseball Boy, Charles Entertainment Cheese, THE College of New Jersey, The Dell Guy, Mrs. Doubtfire, Furries, Callabria 2008, Fuzzy Muppet Hands, Young Walter Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at Find Us Online - website: -...
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Ep. 142: We Are Approaching Gray Town
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Full Court Press: Draymond Green Chokes Rudy Gobert & Kawhi Leonard Gets Booed A Special HORSE Draft: The Best and Worst NBA In-Season Tournament Courts () And Also: Half-Indian Card, Eur-a-peein, Eur-a-payin, Scary Zoom Lady, Tribal Tattoos, Word Art, Pimp My Ride, Texas Roadhouse, SBF, Semi-Pro, AI-Generated Slogans, Golden Corral, Oxidized Statues, Normal Muted Bang Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: - patreon: -...
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Ep. 141: A Lasagna Of Resentment w/ Iam Karmel
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Full Court Press: The Inaugural NBA In-Season Tournament An Interview With: Comedian, Writer, Podcaster & Portland Trail Blazers Fanatic And Also: $22 Cocktails, God Damn Coffee, Crotch Shots, Blue Screen Of Death, The Isolation Ball, iPod Touch, Heat Culture, “Touchest”, Two Tony’s, Skimbleshanks, Make A Knish Foundation, White Elephant, Foie Gras Terrine, DJ Khaled, Kermit-Based Athletes, Dominayton, AOL Instant Messenger, Dave’s Killer Bread, Cronuts, Sconuts, Clyde “Walt” Drexler, Hairline Doctors, Halftime Orange Slices Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off...
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Ep. 140: Sit Down, You Hot Dog!
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Full Court Press: James Harden Gets Traded & NBA Player Halloween Costumes That Actually Happened: Bobby Knight’s Storied And Controversial Career 3-on-3: Steven Adams’ 3 Funniest Moments & Quotes And Also: Deodorized, Baseball Names, Grumpiness Timetables, Kendrick “Clickbait” Perkins, AI Thumbs Up, Pumpkin P, Turkey Trots, Dutch Ovens, Carrot Top, BYOP, Unwashed Comedy, Dick Schapp, New Zealandish Muscle, Fancy Handshakes, Haunted Bang Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money...
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Ep. 139: Mega Hyper Super Duper Contracts: The ‘23-’24 NBA Drama Draft
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Full Court Press: The Aces Repeat As WNBA Champs! The 2023-2024 NBA Drama Draft: It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year And Also: Ballz & Wallz, Chipotle Bowls, Mad Lads, Dumb And Dumber, SchuBEAR, Oversized Collars, Basketball Purgatory, Scuttlebutt, #goatlife vs #GOATlife, Marketable Markets, Steamed Nuggets, Nutmeg, Fettuccine Alfredo Sponsor-Shaker & Spoon: Shaker & Spoon brings the bar to you every month with original recipes for the perfect home happy hour. Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: ...
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Ep. 138: It’s Not Food, It’s Just Hunger Deletion w/ Jordan Robinson
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Full Court Press: The Blockbuster Damian Lillard/Jrue Holiday Trades An Interview With: HORSE’s Official WNBA Correspondent And Also: Emo Bassists, Karen, Ball Out Boy, Panic At The Free Throw, Jimmy Heat World, The Big H, Baby Ruth & Jeter Derek, Sheryl Scoops, The Sphere, Bill Laimbeer’s Big Ass, Chomp, Mike Schubert Morning Voice Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: ...
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Ep. 137: I’d Kind of Be Trolling Myself w/ Jonathan Macri
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Full Court Press: WNBA Playoffs Update & Sad MenBA News An Interview With: Knicks Writer & Podcaster And Also: Basketball Avengers, Maple Jordan, Big Nut, The Reagan Suite, C Dub Loft, The Heatles, Tumblr, The Dolan Specter Sponsor: Shaker & Spoon: Shaker & Spoon brings the bar to you every month with original recipes for the perfect home happy hour. Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE,...
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Ep. 136: Triangle Shmiangle
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Full Court Press: WNBA Playoffs Approaching, FIBA Update, and Bank Shot Free Throws 3-on-3: The Three Highest Scoring NBA Birthday Performances That Actually Happened: The Time The Spanish Basketball Team Cheated In The Paralympics And Also: Even Numbers, Schrödinger’s Wedding, “In My Offense”, 1/2 Finals, Poopyish, Double Explicit, The North American Series, Music To My Eyes, Immaculate Grid, Birthday Week, Grumpy Toddler, Juwanna Mann, Peaky Blinders, Michael Caine/Jason Statham, Groucho Marx Mustache, Encyclopedia Brown, Basketball Detective, Richaun Holmes & CJ...
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Ep. 135: “FWD: Stuff I Shouldn’t Be Sending You”
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Full Court Press: Disgruntled Former NBA Employee Tweet, Knicks Sue The Raptors, and James Harden Is GRUMPY! That Actually (Didn’t) Happen: The Greatest Pickup Game That Was Never Played 3-on-3: The Three Longest And Shortest NBA Trade Requests And Also: Organic Farm To Table Tampering, NEIGHborhood, Verbal Italics, Heaven Yeah!, Helmet Catch, Nut Punch Suspension, CSI NBA, Shaquille O’Meal, Let’s Get Redacted, Beeves, Diesel Dog Mafia, Big Tree Fall Hard, Josh Hartnett, Teletubbies, Rain Man, Tiny Little Baby Boy, Big Shot Bob (Or Rob), Punchable Face, GO DAWGS! Sponsor:...
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An Interview With: Podcaster And 76ers Superfan Sally Tamarkin
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On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!