HORSE
The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.
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Ep. 144: Get The Balls In Order! ('24 NBA Resolutions)
01/01/2024
Ep. 144: Get The Balls In Order! ('24 NBA Resolutions)
Full Court Press: Steve Kerr Gets Trolled, Giannis Game Ball Saga, and More Ja Morant Drama The Inaugural HORSE New Year's Special: New Year's Resolutions For Every NBA Team And Also: Rick James, HORSE Curse vs HORSE Jinx, Siren Boi, Egg Crates, Clothed Rachel, Scoot Henderson’s Goggles, Dad Powers, Little Tiny European Soccer Headband, Thumping Techno Music, Mind Bogglingly Long, Big Limber Boy, “The City”, BrooklyKnight, Lupper, ESPN 8, FanDrool, Sengun Mania, Adult Legos, Mardi Gras, Rec Specs, Jeremy Sochan Wig, The Utah Indie Rock, Adult Diapers Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 143: The T Stands For “The”
12/19/2023
Ep. 143: The T Stands For “The”
Full Court Press: Lakers Win Inaugural In-Season Tournament & The Top-Heavy NBA 3-on-3: Adam’s 3 Favorite/Least Favorite Benny The Bull Bits That Actually Happened: The Time a GQ Photoshoot Cursed The Indiana Pacers’ Season And Also: Copium, Pappadeux Seafood Kitchen, Fierce Cologne, Surprise Ludacris, Inverse Pacers, Big Baseball Boy, Charles Entertainment Cheese, THE College of New Jersey, The Dell Guy, Mrs. Doubtfire, Furries, Callabria 2008, Fuzzy Muppet Hands, Young Walter Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 142: We Are Approaching Gray Town
12/04/2023
Ep. 142: We Are Approaching Gray Town
Full Court Press: Draymond Green Chokes Rudy Gobert & Kawhi Leonard Gets Booed A Special HORSE Draft: The Best and Worst NBA In-Season Tournament Courts () And Also: Half-Indian Card, Eur-a-peein, Eur-a-payin, Scary Zoom Lady, Tribal Tattoos, Word Art, Pimp My Ride, Texas Roadhouse, SBF, Semi-Pro, AI-Generated Slogans, Golden Corral, Oxidized Statues, Normal Muted Bang Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 141: A Lasagna Of Resentment w/ Iam Karmel
11/20/2023
Ep. 141: A Lasagna Of Resentment w/ Iam Karmel
Full Court Press: The Inaugural NBA In-Season Tournament An Interview With: Comedian, Writer, Podcaster & Portland Trail Blazers Fanatic And Also: $22 Cocktails, God Damn Coffee, Crotch Shots, Blue Screen Of Death, The Isolation Ball, iPod Touch, Heat Culture, “Touchest”, Two Tony’s, Skimbleshanks, Make A Knish Foundation, White Elephant, Foie Gras Terrine, DJ Khaled, Kermit-Based Athletes, Dominayton, AOL Instant Messenger, Dave’s Killer Bread, Cronuts, Sconuts, Clyde “Walt” Drexler, Hairline Doctors, Halftime Orange Slices Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 140: Sit Down, You Hot Dog!
11/06/2023
Ep. 140: Sit Down, You Hot Dog!
Full Court Press: James Harden Gets Traded & NBA Player Halloween Costumes That Actually Happened: Bobby Knight’s Storied And Controversial Career 3-on-3: Steven Adams’ 3 Funniest Moments & Quotes And Also: Deodorized, Baseball Names, Grumpiness Timetables, Kendrick “Clickbait” Perkins, AI Thumbs Up, Pumpkin P, Turkey Trots, Dutch Ovens, Carrot Top, BYOP, Unwashed Comedy, Dick Schapp, New Zealandish Muscle, Fancy Handshakes, Haunted Bang Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Created by Mike Schubert and Eric Silver. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 139: Mega Hyper Super Duper Contracts: The ‘23-’24 NBA Drama Draft
10/23/2023
Ep. 139: Mega Hyper Super Duper Contracts: The ‘23-’24 NBA Drama Draft
Full Court Press: The Aces Repeat As WNBA Champs! The 2023-2024 NBA Drama Draft: It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year And Also: Ballz & Wallz, Chipotle Bowls, Mad Lads, Dumb And Dumber, SchuBEAR, Oversized Collars, Basketball Purgatory, Scuttlebutt, #goatlife vs #GOATlife, Marketable Markets, Steamed Nuggets, Nutmeg, Fettuccine Alfredo Sponsor-Shaker & Spoon: Shaker & Spoon brings the bar to you every month with original recipes for the perfect home happy hour. Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 138: It’s Not Food, It’s Just Hunger Deletion w/ Jordan Robinson
10/09/2023
Ep. 138: It’s Not Food, It’s Just Hunger Deletion w/ Jordan Robinson
Full Court Press: The Blockbuster Damian Lillard/Jrue Holiday Trades An Interview With: HORSE’s Official WNBA Correspondent And Also: Emo Bassists, Karen, Ball Out Boy, Panic At The Free Throw, Jimmy Heat World, The Big H, Baby Ruth & Jeter Derek, Sheryl Scoops, The Sphere, Bill Laimbeer’s Big Ass, Chomp, Mike Schubert Morning Voice Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 137: I’d Kind of Be Trolling Myself w/ Jonathan Macri
09/25/2023
Ep. 137: I’d Kind of Be Trolling Myself w/ Jonathan Macri
Full Court Press: WNBA Playoffs Update & Sad MenBA News An Interview With: Knicks Writer & Podcaster And Also: Basketball Avengers, Maple Jordan, Big Nut, The Reagan Suite, C Dub Loft, The Heatles, Tumblr, The Dolan Specter Sponsor: Shaker & Spoon: Shaker & Spoon brings the bar to you every month with original recipes for the perfect home happy hour. Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 136: Triangle Shmiangle
09/11/2023
Ep. 136: Triangle Shmiangle
Full Court Press: WNBA Playoffs Approaching, FIBA Update, and Bank Shot Free Throws 3-on-3: The Three Highest Scoring NBA Birthday Performances That Actually Happened: The Time The Spanish Basketball Team Cheated In The Paralympics And Also: Even Numbers, Schrödinger’s Wedding, “In My Offense”, 1/2 Finals, Poopyish, Double Explicit, The North American Series, Music To My Eyes, Immaculate Grid, Birthday Week, Grumpy Toddler, Juwanna Mann, Peaky Blinders, Michael Caine/Jason Statham, Groucho Marx Mustache, Encyclopedia Brown, Basketball Detective, Richaun Holmes & CJ Watson, CONGRATS NICOLE!!! Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 135: “FWD: Stuff I Shouldn’t Be Sending You”
08/28/2023
Ep. 135: “FWD: Stuff I Shouldn’t Be Sending You”
Full Court Press: Disgruntled Former NBA Employee Tweet, Knicks Sue The Raptors, and James Harden Is GRUMPY! That Actually (Didn’t) Happen: The Greatest Pickup Game That Was Never Played 3-on-3: The Three Longest And Shortest NBA Trade Requests And Also: Organic Farm To Table Tampering, NEIGHborhood, Verbal Italics, Heaven Yeah!, Helmet Catch, Nut Punch Suspension, CSI NBA, Shaquille O’Meal, Let’s Get Redacted, Beeves, Diesel Dog Mafia, Big Tree Fall Hard, Josh Hartnett, Teletubbies, Rain Man, Tiny Little Baby Boy, Big Shot Bob (Or Rob), Punchable Face, GO DAWGS! Sponsor: Shaker & Spoon: Shaker & Spoon brings the bar to you every month with original recipes for the perfect home happy hour. Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 134: Dress Like You’re In *NSYNC
08/14/2023
Ep. 134: Dress Like You’re In *NSYNC
Full Court Press: Liz Cambage Drama, WNBA Update, and Steph Curry Sings with Paramore 3-on-3: Adam’s Three Best & Three Favorite Basketball Movies That Actually Happened: A Deep Dive On Michael Jordan: Chaos In The Windy City Video Game And Also: “Toronno”, Cooqbooq, Notes App Apologies, Kinko’s, CandACE Parker, Carson Daly, Lionel Messi, Immaculate Grids, SNES, Roster Guard #99, Jichael Mordan, Polygons, Temple Guards, Dr. Dunk, Basketball Snakes Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 133: The Mummified Remains of DeAndre Jordan w/ Sally Tamarkin
08/01/2023
Ep. 133: The Mummified Remains of DeAndre Jordan w/ Sally Tamarkin
Full Court Press: WNBA All-Star Weekend Recap An Interview With: Podcaster And 76ers Superfan And Also: Chelsea & Kelsey, Joel Embiivalent, Tweets/X’s, That Old Chestnut, Grumbly Grumpy Boys, Swaggy P, Oversized Collars, Doc Rivers PhD, A Nucleus Of Chaos, Immaculate Vibes, Basketball Purgatory, Chicago-based Coffin, Hip Hop The Rabbit, Gritty, Vote Or Die, Ben Franklin Kite Night, Sally On The Street Sponsor: Shaker & Spoon: Shaker & Spoon brings the bar to you every month with original recipes for the perfect home happy hour. Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Created by Mike Schubert and Eric Silver. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 132: I Will Be Obnoxious, But It Will Be Earned (NBQ&A)
07/17/2023
Ep. 132: I Will Be Obnoxious, But It Will Be Earned (NBQ&A)
Full Court Press: Damian Lillard Wants Out & Wemby/Britney Spears Drama NBQ&A Spectacular: We Answer Your Bball (And Non-Bball) Questions And Also: ASMR, Tiny Testa, Oregon Trail, Normal People Sh*t, Cheesecake Factory Gift Cards, Dame Dollas, Slamson The Lion, SAT’s, Threads, The Cones of Dunshire Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 131: He’s Swimming On Cloud Moon!
07/03/2023
Ep. 131: He’s Swimming On Cloud Moon!
Full Court Press: Ja Morant Suspension, NBA Blockbuster Trades & NBA Draft An Interview With: Comedian and Denver Nuggets Superfan And Also: Muddled Fruit, Nerdy Conventions, XLNC, Baby Hands, Blazer Scuttlebutt, Spanish Question Marks, Anti-Pickleball Propaganda, University of Phoenix Online, Glue Guy, Bench Skittles, Sim Bhullar, Fireball Shooters, SWAT Tank, Jokić the Jockey Sponsor: Shaker & Spoon: Shaker & Spoon brings the bar to you every month with original recipes for the perfect home happy hour. Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 130: Ogres are Like Onions, Jokić is Like A Quesarito
06/19/2023
Ep. 130: Ogres are Like Onions, Jokić is Like A Quesarito
Full Court Press: NBA Finals Recap, Chris Paul News & Sue Bird/Sylvia Fowles Jersey Retirements That Actually Happened: How Nikola Jokić Went From Chubby Teen To NBA Finals MVP 3-on-3: Six Great Moments From Sue Bird’s Retirement Speech And Also: Horsies, Vladimir Putin, Light The Jim Beam, OAN, I Think You Should Leave, Shrug Emoji Point Guard, Hip Rotation, High School Musical 3, Pickleball, Linguini ACL’s, Playschool Hoops, Gabriel Iglesias, Serbian Churros, Nikola Bias, Quesarito, Macklemore, Scaffolding, Ponytails, Fool’s Errand, Hoof Hearted Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 129: If Jimmy Is a Bucket, Red Panda A BOWL w/ James Hamilton & Evan Hernandez
06/05/2023
Ep. 129: If Jimmy Is a Bucket, Red Panda A BOWL w/ James Hamilton & Evan Hernandez
Full Court Press: NBA Conference Finals Recap & WNBA Season Begins An NBA Finals Preview Interview With: Comedians (Amazon Prime) & (Emmy Award-Winning Writer) And Also: Celtics Group Chats, Android Penance, Naked Rachel, The Schubio, Trent Crimm, Tin Foil Hats, Post Game Ludacris Concerts, Fedora Night, SportsCenter Not Top 10, The Heatles, Starter Jackets, Himmy Buckets, Big Face Coffee, Literal Bears, Gigantic Serbian Men, Tyler Herro’s Stupid F**king Outfits, Mr. 305, Dank Nuggets, Warped Tour, Marlins Man, Nikola Jokic vs Nikola Jovic, Bagel Saturdays Sponsor: Shaker & Spoon - Shaker & Spoon brings the bar to you every month with original recipes for the perfect home happy hour. Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Created by Mike Schubert and Eric Silver. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 128: We Have To Vacuum It For Security Purposes
05/22/2023
Ep. 128: We Have To Vacuum It For Security Purposes
Full Court Press: Las Vegas Aces/Ja Morant Drama, Spurs Get Wemby, and NBA Playoff Recap 3-on-3: The Three Best/Worst Post-NBA Overseas Careers That Actually Happened: NBA Draft Lottery Behind The Curtain And Also: WeWork Guitars, Man Date Mandates, Mini Fridges, Hard Propel, Mr. Shoe-bear, ATO Plays, Brian Windhorst, Scoops vs Scoot, Exhausted Jimmy Butler Meme, Marinated Herring, Chinese New Year, The Basketball Tournament, Steve & Barry’s, EYYYYY, The Room Where It Happens, Frozen Envelope, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Mr. Bucket, The Price is Right, Family Feud, Plinko, Wilson Evolution Balls, Bang From The Future Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 127: I’m A Flagrant Blue Collar Yeller
05/08/2023
Ep. 127: I’m A Flagrant Blue Collar Yeller
Full Court Press: Embiid Wins MVP, Dillon Brooks Drama, and First Round Playoff Recap An Interview With: Former Fansided Writer & Under Cover Comic Director/Writer Bobby Friedman And Also: Playoff Jimmy, WGN Superstation, Petty Steph, No Touching, Rodney Dangerfield, Missy Elliott, Old Millennials, Cheugy Bron, World Star Hip Hop, Adam Sandler Hugs, Pastrami Sandwiches Sponsor - Shaker & Spoon: Shaker & Spoon brings the bar to you every month with original recipes for the perfect home happy hour. Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Created by Mike Schubert and Eric Silver. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 126: I Will Schadenfreude All The Way Home
04/24/2023
Ep. 126: I Will Schadenfreude All The Way Home
Full Court Press: Draymond Stomping Chests & Miles Bridges Update NBA Drama Draft Reflections: How Did Our Preseason Predictions Hold Up? And Also: The Menu, Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins, Tár, Long Island Iced Tea, Banana Stand, Super Mid, The Brunson Burner, Playoff Jimmy, Pop Rocks Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 125: How Do You Make Mason Jars AND Missiles?!
04/10/2023
Ep. 125: How Do You Make Mason Jars AND Missiles?!
Full Court Press: NBA Playoff Picture and the New Collective Bargaining Agreement That Actually Happened: Caitlin Clark Has Arrived 3-on-3: The Three Longest Playoff Droughts & Streaks That Were Snapped And Also: 21/22 Jump Street, ToronTo vs “Toronno”, The Lands of Ports, Basketball Jones, Ball Jars, Packaging And Aerospace, Small Town Cop Energy, The LeBron James Of Feet, Mopping, Beam Team, Sports Arena, Anaheim Amigos, Handheld Airhorns, HOT97, Locusts Sponsor: Shaker & Spoon: Shaker & Spoon brings the bar to you every month with original recipes for the perfect home happy hour. Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 124: I Ate Marinated Herring In Denmark
03/27/2023
Ep. 124: I Ate Marinated Herring In Denmark
Full Court Press: Dillon Brooks Drama And Knicks/Bulls Updates 3-on-3: The Three Most Iconic Playing Through Injury Stories That Actually Happened: The Remarkable Life of Willis Reed And Also: Hergy Flergies, Swedish Chef, Mr. Bubbles, Mr. Bucket, Unreasonably Dangerous Choking Hazards, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Furby’s, Rock Em Sock Em Robots, Tourope, Sagacity, Danish Ads, Poisoned Pizza, The Herring Community, Grey’s Anatomy Sponsor: : Get matched easily with a licensed, board-accredited counselor today. More than 3000 therapists with 38 million+ counseling sessions are ready to help you! Get 10% off your first month at . Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 123: NBQ & Yay! To The Loser Goes The Victor (Wembanyama)
03/13/2023
Ep. 123: NBQ & Yay! To The Loser Goes The Victor (Wembanyama)
Full Court Press: LeBron/LaMelo Injuries, Ja Morant Drama, and KD Makes His Suns Debut NBQ&A: Mike & Adam Answer Your Basketball Questions! And Also: 75 Couplets, Three Big Ones, Tab Monster Check, The Wide World Of Mamawala, 1099’s, Tennis Auditions, Big Baller Brand, Forrest Gump, A Little Stitious, ELAM Endings, Slamball, Trampoline Parks, KIDZ BOP, Pandora’s Box, Handball, Curling, Jonas Brothers Sponsor: : Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 122: Deb DOES Look Good In Teal w/ Jordan Ligons-Robinson
02/27/2023
Ep. 122: Deb DOES Look Good In Teal w/ Jordan Ligons-Robinson
Full Court Press: NBA All-Star Weekend Recap & Russell Westbrook Stays In LA An Interview With: HORSE’s Official WNBA Correspondent And Also: Pat Beverley, Frozen Envelope, Rizzo the Rat, Bang-a-lang-a-lang, Big Tree Fall Hard, Cash Considerations-Robinson, Pickleball, Philly Belles, Pregnant Rihanna, W2’s & 1099’s, Zip Folders, Fake Blue Check Marks, F**K KARL MALONE Sponsor: : Get matched easily with a licensed, board-accredited counselor today. More than 3000 therapists with 38 million+ counseling sessions are ready to help you! Get 10% off your first month at . Find Us Online - website: - patreon: - twitter: - instagram: - facebook: HORSE is hosted by and . Created by Mike Schubert and Eric Silver. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by . Art by . Website by . About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in !
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Ep. 121: Scottie Pippen Has A Rectangular Head
02/13/2023
Ep. 121: Scottie Pippen Has A Rectangular Head
Full Court Press: Ja Morant Drama & NBA Trade Deadline Madness!
An Interview With: Former SB Nation Knicks Beat Writer & Secret Base Creator Seth Rosenthal
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Ep. 120: It’s Really Hard To Get Drunk On 4% Alcohol Beer
01/30/2023
Ep. 120: It’s Really Hard To Get Drunk On 4% Alcohol Beer
Full Court Press: NBA All-Star Game Draft, Dearica Hamby Drama, and WNBA Travel Update
That Actually Happened: Adam Was In LA The Day Kobe Died
3-on-3: The Three Best NBA/WNBA Mom/Dad Strength Performances
And Also: Big Poops, Fergie’s National Anthem, Slant Rhymes, Going Feral, Usain Bolt, CaliTOURnia, Schedule Send, Sioux Falls Skyforce, Legend Hamby-Camby
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That Actually Happened: Adam Was In LA The Day Kobe Died
3-on-3: The Three Best NBA/WNBA Mom/Dad Strength Performances
And Also: Big Poops, Fergie’s National Anthem, Slant Rhymes, Going Feral, Usain Bolt, CaliTOURnia, Schedule Send, Sioux Falls Skyforce, Legend Hamby-Camby
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Ep. 119: The Name’s Bond, Zero Coupon Bond
01/16/2023
Ep. 119: The Name’s Bond, Zero Coupon Bond
Full Court Press: Goodbye To FTX Arena, Dance Circle Drama, and Knicks/Bulls Check-in
3-on-3: LeBron’s 3 Biggest Sports & Non-Sports Related Lies
That Actually Happened: A CBA (Continental Basketball Association) Deep Dive!
And Also: New Teal, Chase Underulo, Tab Monsters, Bang Bros, Enron, Mr. Worldwide Arena, Rick Ross/Pears, Dance Circles, Beef Stroganoff, Yukon Cornelius, Horsemen, Kryptonite, Wrigley Park, Piggybacking/Circling Back, Scarfac /episode/index/show/horsehoops/id/26026311
3-on-3: LeBron’s 3 Biggest Sports & Non-Sports Related Lies
That Actually Happened: A CBA (Continental Basketball Association) Deep Dive!
And Also: New Teal, Chase Underulo, Tab Monsters, Bang Bros, Enron, Mr. Worldwide Arena, Rick Ross/Pears, Dance Circles, Beef Stroganoff, Yukon Cornelius, Horsemen, Kryptonite, Wrigley Park, Piggybacking/Circling Back, Scarfac /episode/index/show/horsehoops/id/26026311
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Ep. 118: Basketball’s a Cool Way To Look At Fun Charts w/ Ben Valenta & David Sikorjak
01/02/2023
Ep. 118: Basketball’s a Cool Way To Look At Fun Charts w/ Ben Valenta & David Sikorjak
Full Court Press: Miles Bridges Update, Kendrick Perkins/Serge Ibaka Beef & The Dunk Of The Year
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An Interview With: Authors of Fans Have More Friends, Ben Valenta and Dav /episode/index/show/horsehoops/id/26026314
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Ep. 117: I Never Would Have Thought A Hyphen Would Be Honored
12/19/2022
Ep. 117: I Never Would Have Thought A Hyphen Would Be Honored
Full Court Press: Brittney Griner’s Release, New NBA Player-Themed Awards & Suns/Pels Beef NBQ&A Holiday Spectacular: We Answer Your Questions! And Also: Twister, Curry In A Hurry, 50/40/90, French Pickup Leagues, Wingdings, Pentagons/Hexagons, Maurice Podoloff, “That Player”, Port Authority City Edition Jerseys, Beach Crabs vs BEACH Crabs, Medaling Adults, Magnanimous Boys, Turtlenecks, Dame Right, Vertically Talented, Spicy Bang, Penang, Bat Flips, Pictionary Sponsor: Shaker & Sp
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Ep. 116: Sir, This Is A Mirror From IKEA
12/05/2022
Ep. 116: Sir, This Is A Mirror From IKEA
Full Court Press: Giannis Ladder Drama & Sacramento Lights The Beam That Actually Happened: The Time A Girls High School Basketball Team Won 100-0 3-on-3: The Three Coolest/Wackest NBA City Edition Jersey Press Releases And Also: The Amazing Race, Tasmanian Devil, Turnip Throwing, Yankee Swap/White Elephant, The Jim Beam/LL Beam, Sully, Airport Carpet Patterns, Dysentery, Dirt Nowitzki, Deconstructed Chocolate Cake, Romano’s Macaroni Grill, Hustlers, Christian Pulisic’s Nuts Sponsor: <
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Ep. 115 : We Need Them To Go Full Fiesta
11/21/2022
Ep. 115 : We Need Them To Go Full Fiesta
Full Court Press: Brittney Griner Update, Brooklyn Gets A New Coach And The T-Wolves Play 4-On-5 3-on-3: The Three Best and Worst NBA City Edition Jerseys That Actually Happened: The Time Prince Rented Carlos Boozer’s House And Also: The The Angels Angels, Office Max, Dangling Participles, Covid Glowups, Magicians, Ed Hardy, Three Wolf Moon, Wonder Woman 1984, Starsky & Hutch, Mini Keyboards, Motorcade Areas, Wicky Wicky Sponsor:
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