Kagro in the Morning - September 27, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
Listen up! David Waldman has to say before the weekend. . Smith seemed of that, and she . Eric Adams is no , or , but it’s probably now, so he’s . Eric played “” with the FBI, while a staff member . North Carolina because , although they say it’s because . Republicans have quit trying to impeach Joe Biden as it Jared Kushner has been for the last few years. What’s the difference between , anyhow? Everyone knows that JD Vance u; that . There is one thing that JD loves, though, and that’s . It would happen a lot more often too, big...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 26, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
Hey, they ! And you’ll never guess you’ve already guessed how: in exactly the same way that last year cost Kevin McCarthy his job. So, that’s news. Oh, and in addition to asking Mike Johnson about that, reporters have also been asking him whether he’ll commit to “regular order” when it comes time to tally the Electoral College votes in January. (Not that it’ll necessarily be his decision, mind you.) But guess what? Because he’s a Republican. So that’s news, too. And that’s when Greg Dworkin came in, to remind me that there was other news, too. Namely, that the Mayor of New...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 25, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
It’s a day that ends in a “y,” so it’s time for a Republican sex pest story! Also, again, these are Republicans we’re talking about. So it’ll never be just one. First up: Johnny McEntee! Whether he’s stuck reliving his , or whatever it is, McEntee seems intent on . When he’s not or , that is. Next: Rep. Anthony D'Esposito, who at least had the courtesy to engage in a truly conservative sex scandal, putting both his fiancée's daughter and his mistress . That’s old school! Maybe that’s why finds this one so embarrassing for the Gop. (Of course, the other reason could be...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 24, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
Among the social media chart-toppers this morning: Because Every Republican Accusation is a Confession™, today begins with , this time it’s Kevin Roberts of Project 2025 infamy. And for extra hypocrisy, you can’t beat the refusal to report on the substance of yet another round of . Oh, and speaking of Project 2025, isn’t it wild how much traction a is able to get, all of a sudden? Credit for that goes, among various reports, to and in part, to . And speaking (as we were) of hypocrisies, in Breaking Hypocrisy news: RFK Jr. is simultaneously suing to get , depending (I guess) on which...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 23, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin know that talking about is a good way to get tapped, so sidle over here and let’s tell you about the latest: Tennessee Republican Mark Green with his girlfriend who wa. Sure, Green is running for reelection, but Look at that other Mark, in North Carolina… Ok, you to that and have determined that their standards to remain in his employ. Donald Trump hasn’t yet noticed about Robinson, Mark seems . Jack, the “brains” of that “” of known as , has taken over as … Shhh! ! And...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 20, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
It’s Sex Scandal Friday on today’s KITM! David Waldman usually eschews the topic, but instead today will… Hey, it’s the weekend! First up: , North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson. Mark just might encounter due to things that he said and did. In turn, Robinson’s could reflect badly upon the lofty , Donald Trump. Second in line: New York magazine writer Olivia Nuzzi, whose might have after of RFK Jr. Who’s after Bob? ...? How about ? Nope, they’re still . How about devotee, Chris Rufo? Chris thinks...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 19, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin says heave to, ye lubbers ! Oh... We aren’t doing this ? Okay. , will be elected soon, and soon, pollsters will be exactly were … post-election. (….) Until then, Kamala Harris seems to be ahead, in and in . Not , but does she need? They say it’s tight, so doesn’t that also mean that a landslide? There is good news economically. . Oil is cheap enough . The Fed , which has got or for Harris, ? The Teamsters would have endorsed Kamala, but she has turned out to be than. nyhow,...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 18, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
! Wednesday, the day David Waldman welcomes Greg Dworkin and his Raft O’ Stories™! Greg did leave early to wrestle , but now there’s less than a day to count before Greg’s next return, so all is well. All seems with the Kamala Harris campaign. , the race , but Kamala , which is the . The other good news is that Haitian immigrants are helping make Ohio’s “”, Springfield, . The bad news is that Haitians are , and Springfield i. he forgot where , JD Vance understood of villainizing them. Then he started working for and changed . Trump wishes that child ...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 17, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
Today, David Waldman presents the , which isn’t inaccurate, they’re all pre-sentencing days from here to who knows when. And it’s been one day since the last … Is ” the ? Is “failed”? After all, no one’s to happen, Rich Lowry would also that he did not on TV the other night, he just said . The Gop would like. Unfortunately , is for the Gop. People weren’t sure if, but Donald Trump Meta/Facebook... , though. Why does Taylor Swift to go everywhere when Elon Musk … no Elon shouldn’t. Iran uses criminal gangs to...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 16, 2024
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin bring us the latest in news and punditry. Unfortunately, we begin our week under the cloud of another mass shooting… no wait, , so that’s tomorrow’s news. Today, it’s , and was from Secret Service agents, and they missed, therefore the suspect still has the opportunity , write in a vote for , share some recipes and wait for , while Republicans begin the they don’t quite admire about him. Who knows, the guy a fan. This is great news for Donald Trump. Not even an ear boo-boo this time, and the story does the...
info_outlineDavid Waldman reminds us that there are only 136 days of Donald Trump being a convicted felon before the election, and less than a week of Donald Trump being a convicted felon before the first debate, but less than a day of Donald Trump being a convicted felon before the weekend!
The first debate is the moment we’ve all been… dreading, to be honest. No one wants this, but everyone thinks that they need it. President Joe Biden’s executive actions on immigration removed half of Donald Trump’s yawping points, which might be why Trump is stealing Hillary Clinton’s green card ideas. Or he might be aiming to look like “the levelheaded moderate” to con underinformed undecideds for the minute or so that he needs to make a first and last impression.
Duping the rubes remains of course an important factor in Trump’s Vice Presidential picks. How many MAGA does Trump still need to sucker? Does he still need to pretend that he will ever obey the law again?
Louisiana now requires every public school classroom to carry that lucky rabbit’s foot of Protestantism, the Ten Commandments, which are important to own and display, but not to read or understand. Trump would only know the ones he’s been convicted on, anyhow.
Steven KG Bannon begs the Supreme Court to keep him out of jail, but it’s almost summer vacation time. Sam Alito already has gone fishin’. Missouri's attorney general will sue the state of New York for election interference, which clearly they have not done well enough.
Good morning, Rosalyn MacGregor! Democrat Christian Kleinjans won a recall election in ultra-right Ottawa County. He lasted about two weeks before being pushed out of his job as a community nutrition instructor at MSU.