Kagro in the Morning - September 19, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Chaos , but David Waldman does, so apocalypse later, make it Monday, ok? Trump’s ouster of Jimmy Kimmel Is … maybe even worse The remaining late-night hosts , but it kind of felt like a rehearsal while old scripts into . Trump and MAGA have no problem with their pronouns, , no matter how much . Trump … or “they” … Obviously, the only way to defend against something like this would be to for . And they had better be too, because if you’re just by Case in point, for , while to outside James’ house. The case against Lisa Cook while...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - September 18, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Greg Dworkin took a break from supervising the construction of his new to join us and KITM and David Waldman for . disappeared... ABC in building the and FCC chair Brendan Carr was happy to lend them a hand, . that Trump wanted to has been by the news. Teddy Roosevelt would have been , and too. Oh no, now too! Now ABC has been cancelled! though, as if that mattered to Trump.) In order to streamline the administration’s persecution efforts, ”, and illegal. All until further notice. Charlie Kirk hasn’t...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - September 17, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman picked to declare war on , without his Sundance, Greg Dworkin, here to cover him. Donald Trump keeps from a distance instead of selling MAGA of . Even is if we in this one. Keep Woo’s , we can use it ! Has this holy war ? Hmm, that’s ! Mike Johnson’s son’s phone is with that one. Our enemies overseas are helping that , they needed . South Koreans are pretty shocked by and might take an approximately before returning. Stephen Miller would love to have them all back, as he needs to to reach quota. An ABC reporter asked Trump a...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - September 16, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman tells us life is like an extra-large order of fries: There’s ! to , and . Don’t let on and you might be able to share condolences without being , , or . of the DOJ, will refusing to , whether for or any other . that anyone would say , randomly killed , was a victim of “”, unlike , who was a . Democrats, homeless, immigrants, LGBTQ, teachers, students and Satan ? To Donald Trump, they , and they. For a second there, was some woman he violated behind Studio 54. Every woman that Trump has victimized might to you, but combined, , and you’ll...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - September 15, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin voice the patriotic, uplifting, free thinking that this nation . You know . Tyler can check that box off, although you, and seem to be . What outsiders is that Tyler loaded his rifle with to join the in … And, that only he and can truly understand. Utah Governor Spencer Cox . None of us do. Plenty of others . Some people think of Charlie Kirk as . Some people see him as . Charlie demonstrated how . Plenty of others No one can say a bad word about Kirk. Not if they want to … Kari Lake has noticed that...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - September 12, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Today David Waldman welcomes Ian Reifowitz, author of , to interdisciplinarily between Donald Trump riling up his base and the stuff Trump will certainly receive his long sought-after Pulitzer Prize after to report that finally , with some assistance from and father of the alleged shooter … Yep, , , , , , Tyler Robinson… Here we all were thinking that we witnessed , when it kind of looks like Charlie Kirk might have Let’s learn that ! the poor and who required a to carry them . Oh well, back to that ....
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - September 11, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin bring us another KITM of another beloved celebrity death, RIP, kiss her grits. We are also under a cloud of . At in Colorado . Also, at Utah Valley University, only one man was shot, but it’s sure ! VP Just Dance Vance is dropping everything and . Donald K. Trump is to … or even . Who knows, Trump some to . MSNBC in his honor. South Park might after this. Gops before declaring , ! … are to the case. Breaking: Police have apprehended a rifle, but as , they had to release it. The US , then . After...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - September 10, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Ever wake with a start and wonder what David Waldman thinks about a subject? How about Greg Dworkin? Rest easy, ! ! Donald K. Trump , or was , to a in order to win from a reporter. ( anything .) You’d be amazed at what if you are their . Hey! on , Donald , which is lucky () as , white women are worth than a ! Nonetheless, sure add up if . Speaking of , that is the, keep and . Until then, Trump’s will . Jim Jordan . Jim knows that Trump was running for president in… 2009… that’s about 10 years since Jim began people to ...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - September 9, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is back to and was. Eee-Ew! The Jeffrey Epstein has , the has been revealed, and , and it , much like . Donald was certain that we all agreed in its cell and and , but apparently . The Trump Supreme Court lifted restrictions on on immigration stops, but you better believe people wearing The Supreme Court also allowed Trump to , which of course . It would go against precedent to shut the whole place down and walk away, Gops take their with Dems to on Monday. Chuck Schumer tells them they might that they go Defcon 1… He tells ya!...
info_outline
Kagro in the Morning - September 8, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman catches us up on the since Friday. Greg Dworkin on the since . Boooo! Trump was at the US Open. If they don’t , they . Or . , Donald Trump was according to , the last guy anyone to The Miami Herald and New York Times on Jeffrey Epstein’s estate, while we all know that Jeffrey Epstein and everyone on the Epstein list has been by capitalism. Zohran continues as Americans are about as . LG Energy specialists to set up a Hyundai battery plant in Georgia were , were belly-chained and . The plant they were setting up any time soon, to Mar-a-Lago...
info_outlineDavid Waldman is older than he used to be! By an entire year somehow! Congratulations! Also… Armando! Greg Dworkin is completely different of course, and so is his Raft O’ Stories™, although they could all be a distraction from the real story.
The Zohran Mamdanimentum keeps growing, because it’s fun and Zohran is having fun and New Yorkers are a fun-loving bunch. Similarly, Gavin Newsomentum is building, even though there are Dems out there whose anxiety builds when they see too much fun going on and would like to remind you here in August 2025 that you don’t “have to” vote for Gavin in November 2028 if you don’t want to. Expect Trump to drop the word “CUCK” into his posts soon in order to get ahead of Newsom comparisons.
Or Trump could just have Gavin arrested. Time for some legal problems for Chris Christie. Time for some legal problems for every federal judge in Maryland. Gorsuch and Kavanaugh note that none of these people are either of them.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia could inspire this administration to reinstitute crucifixion. Let’s pour one out for two Fulton County Dems, Dana Barrett and Mo Ivory, protectors of democracy and presently unincarcerated.
Trump will obviously send troops into Chicago. Not because he needs to, but because he wants to. Cheating is so fun that it might not matter if it actually works.
Soon we will all have something to cry about. US consumers with prime credit are starting to fall behind in their payments. Millions are being pushed off of Medicaid and Obamacare, no matter what they are being told now. And COVID isn’t going away, but the vaccine is.
Years of effort have finally paid off. Nancy Mace has finally worn out her welcome.