Kagro in the Morning - September 19, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Chaos , but David Waldman does, so apocalypse later, make it Monday, ok? Trump’s ouster of Jimmy Kimmel Is … maybe even worse The remaining late-night hosts , but it kind of felt like a rehearsal while old scripts into . Trump and MAGA have no problem with their pronouns, , no matter how much . Trump … or “they” … Obviously, the only way to defend against something like this would be to for . And they had better be too, because if you’re just by Case in point, for , while to outside James’ house. The case against Lisa Cook while...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 18, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Greg Dworkin took a break from supervising the construction of his new to join us and KITM and David Waldman for . disappeared... ABC in building the and FCC chair Brendan Carr was happy to lend them a hand, . that Trump wanted to has been by the news. Teddy Roosevelt would have been , and too. Oh no, now too! Now ABC has been cancelled! though, as if that mattered to Trump.) In order to streamline the administration’s persecution efforts, ”, and illegal. All until further notice. Charlie Kirk hasn’t...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 17, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman picked to declare war on , without his Sundance, Greg Dworkin, here to cover him. Donald Trump keeps from a distance instead of selling MAGA of . Even is if we in this one. Keep Woo’s , we can use it ! Has this holy war ? Hmm, that’s ! Mike Johnson’s son’s phone is with that one. Our enemies overseas are helping that , they needed . South Koreans are pretty shocked by and might take an approximately before returning. Stephen Miller would love to have them all back, as he needs to to reach quota. An ABC reporter asked Trump a...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 16, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman tells us life is like an extra-large order of fries: There’s ! to , and . Don’t let on and you might be able to share condolences without being , , or . of the DOJ, will refusing to , whether for or any other . that anyone would say , randomly killed , was a victim of “”, unlike , who was a . Democrats, homeless, immigrants, LGBTQ, teachers, students and Satan ? To Donald Trump, they , and they. For a second there, was some woman he violated behind Studio 54. Every woman that Trump has victimized might to you, but combined, , and you’ll...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 15, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin voice the patriotic, uplifting, free thinking that this nation . You know . Tyler can check that box off, although you, and seem to be . What outsiders is that Tyler loaded his rifle with to join the in … And, that only he and can truly understand. Utah Governor Spencer Cox . None of us do. Plenty of others . Some people think of Charlie Kirk as . Some people see him as . Charlie demonstrated how . Plenty of others No one can say a bad word about Kirk. Not if they want to … Kari Lake has noticed that...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 12, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Today David Waldman welcomes Ian Reifowitz, author of , to interdisciplinarily between Donald Trump riling up his base and the stuff Trump will certainly receive his long sought-after Pulitzer Prize after to report that finally , with some assistance from and father of the alleged shooter … Yep, , , , , , Tyler Robinson… Here we all were thinking that we witnessed , when it kind of looks like Charlie Kirk might have Let’s learn that ! the poor and who required a to carry them . Oh well, back to that ....
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Kagro in the Morning - September 11, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin bring us another KITM of another beloved celebrity death, RIP, kiss her grits. We are also under a cloud of . At in Colorado . Also, at Utah Valley University, only one man was shot, but it’s sure ! VP Just Dance Vance is dropping everything and . Donald K. Trump is to … or even . Who knows, Trump some to . MSNBC in his honor. South Park might after this. Gops before declaring , ! … are to the case. Breaking: Police have apprehended a rifle, but as , they had to release it. The US , then . After...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 10, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
Ever wake with a start and wonder what David Waldman thinks about a subject? How about Greg Dworkin? Rest easy, ! ! Donald K. Trump , or was , to a in order to win from a reporter. ( anything .) You’d be amazed at what if you are their . Hey! on , Donald , which is lucky () as , white women are worth than a ! Nonetheless, sure add up if . Speaking of , that is the, keep and . Until then, Trump’s will . Jim Jordan . Jim knows that Trump was running for president in… 2009… that’s about 10 years since Jim began people to ...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 9, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman is back to and was. Eee-Ew! The Jeffrey Epstein has , the has been revealed, and , and it , much like . Donald was certain that we all agreed in its cell and and , but apparently . The Trump Supreme Court lifted restrictions on on immigration stops, but you better believe people wearing The Supreme Court also allowed Trump to , which of course . It would go against precedent to shut the whole place down and walk away, Gops take their with Dems to on Monday. Chuck Schumer tells them they might that they go Defcon 1… He tells ya!...
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Kagro in the Morning - September 8, 2025
Kagro in the Morning
David Waldman catches us up on the since Friday. Greg Dworkin on the since . Boooo! Trump was at the US Open. If they don’t , they . Or . , Donald Trump was according to , the last guy anyone to The Miami Herald and New York Times on Jeffrey Epstein’s estate, while we all know that Jeffrey Epstein and everyone on the Epstein list has been by capitalism. Zohran continues as Americans are about as . LG Energy specialists to set up a Hyundai battery plant in Georgia were , were belly-chained and . The plant they were setting up any time soon, to Mar-a-Lago...
info_outlineChaos doesn’t take the weekend off, but David Waldman does, so apocalypse later, make it Monday, ok?
Trump’s ouster of Jimmy Kimmel Is much worse than you think it is… maybe even worse than I think it is! The remaining late-night hosts satirically bowed to Trump, but it kind of felt like a rehearsal while old Charlie Kirk Show scripts are being loaded into their teleprompters.
Trump and MAGA have no problem with their pronouns, “they” is never “them”, no matter how much they seem like them. Trump will exterminate all of them… or “they” … Obviously, the only way to defend against something like this would be to hire more dipshits for the dumbasses to yell at. And they had better be real dipshits too, because any dumbass can tell if you’re just pretending to be a dipshit by just looking at you.
Case in point, U.S. Attorney Erik Siebert will be fired for not pressing false charges against Letitia James, while Ed Martin is free to McGruff cosplay outside James’ house. The case against Lisa Cook is in tatters, while the team that put together the New York Times lawsuit orders another round of drinks.
South Korea had such high hopes for us, then they turned on the news. They are beginning to see that with Trump they don’t need to FA to FO. Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro will be waiting 27 years and three months for Trump’s pardon.
Vladimir Putin must have had TACO translated into Russian, and is checking out Poland, Romania, and Estonia.