The Harsh Couch
It's about the conomy, innit? - Dr Gob
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Cardiologists just want to jam a stent in your pumphole. - Dr Gob
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This Captain Cook statue, does it depict his last moments alive? - Tholf
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We ain't having it no more. - Man watching a statue trip and fall into a polluted river
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The industry of the integrated spectacle and immaterial command owes me money. - Luther Blissett
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What we lose on the swings, we make up on the roundabouts. - P.G. Wodehouse
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The President is foolish. - Some Guy
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Kissinger is still alive. - Wibbly
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We share half our genes with the banana. - Robert May
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[...] supposing you brought the light inside the body [...] - President 45
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"No question. I don't think it's any accident that the educational system in America has been brought to its current state. Because only a totally uneducated mass of people will be baffled by balloons. And yellow ribbons and little flags and buzz words and guys saying "new world order" and shit like that, I mean, only a person who has been dissuaded from any kind of critical thinking and doesn't know geography, doesn't know the English language—I mean if you can't speak English, then this stuff works on you. "One of the things that was taken out of the curriculum was civics. Civics was a class that used to be required before you could graduate from high school. You were taught what was in the U.S. Constitution. And after all the student rebellions in the '60s, civics was banished from the student curriculum and was replaced by something called social studies. Here we live in a country that has a fabulous constitution and all these guarantees, a contract between the citizens and the government—nobody knows what's in it. It's one of the best kept secrets. And so, if you don't know what your rights are, how can you stand up for them? And furthermore, if you don't know what is in that document, how can you care if someone is shredding it?" - Frank Zappa (1991) https://afka.net/Articles/1991-07_Spin.htm
RIP and Infected
Worldometers https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Bobby
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Storey
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maze_Prison_escape
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HM_Prison_Maze
Tariqs Azizes
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tariq_Aziz_(Pakistani_personality)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tariq_Aziz
Alpha 66
Vera
Sergei
Chuvashia
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Ignatyev_(politician)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_of_the_Chuvash_Republic
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuvashia
Not a Russian journalist?
Joel Schumacher
Ian Holm
Follow-Up
The Rum Rebellion
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/73rd_(Perthshire)_Regiment_of_Foot
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_regiments_of_foot
Pondicherry
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Pondicherry_(1793)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_India
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_East_India_Company
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardinal_Richelieu
Mathematicians say Fuck Da Police in solidarity
- https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-020-01874-9
- https://www.nature.com/news/reform-predictive-policing-1.21338
Things
Moist Cabbage
Chuck another Chiko on the barbie - https://thewest.com.au/news/pilbara/chuck-another-chiko-on-the-barbie-ng-ya-122155
Ginger Nuts
- https://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-20/arnotts-ginger-nut-biscuits-differ-across-australia/8533136
- https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4546936/Arnott-s-Ginger-Nut-recipe-varies-Australian-state.html
Greenhorns
The poetry of Fake Hafez
A great scholar of Islam, the late Shahab Ahmed, referred to Hafez's Divan as: "the most widely-copied, widely-circulated, widely-read, widely-memorized, widely-recited, widely-invoked, and widely-proverbialized book of poetry in Islamic history."
Games (specifically excluding Chess)
Women's World Cup
Nascar
Jussie Smollett
Andrew Jackson
Netball
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