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Well we watched the Tyson staged event on Netflix and we have some thoughts. But first we discuss a possible earthquake coming to LA because of a fish (that looks like an anaconda). Trick Daddy isn’t African American and 1999 isn’t the fourth “worst” year of hip hop. Brandon’s real fucked car wash experience and past car nostalgia.
info_outline LL 487 “Million Dollar Tyson Punch”Liquor License
We discuss Black Runtz (it’s a weed strain not a rap group) and Growing Belushi. The problem with being a producer in reality tv. Haircut conundrum has been solved. Pizza topping favorite by state. Drag racing and the youths death wish for fame. Sneezing from things you don’t expect and tolerance breaks. Fight Night, Loot and Rebel Ridge were discussed as were what new black actors could be the next Don Cheadle, Wesley or Denzel.
info_outline LL 486 “Black Jesus”Liquor License
First off: stay high and keep making money (a bums proverb). Nail cutting routines and shaving. Actor Bahn, is it real? Then the spiral begins: hope you like conspiracy theories, human origins, and our hopes for the afterlife. We then review about 6 movies with a surprising B rating from both hosts for Wonka (who would’ve thought). Homo Floresienes, a dwarf humanoid would kill Stegodons (these are the spellings if you wanna look it up).
info_outline LL 485 "Peter Puffer"Liquor License
Haircut conundrum 2024 has hit the LL offices. We decide what race and gender makes for better barbers. Also hair cut anxiety and Armo shops. Really not wanting to deal with minutia at all. Elbows update. World Series Game 1 an instant classic that was attended by Brandon. Hear about sports-traffic-geoden, the surreal stage that is Dodger stadium and losing track of time. Health minute. Thank you Swedes for listening. Thanks Dodgers for bringing the chip home.
info_outline LL 484 “Gucci 3rd Leg”Liquor License
Yes that really is an Only Fans stars name. The bio of Wardy Joubert aka the meme black guy with the huge piece. Flavortown Dodger hats, World Series hopes, and watching the Penguin. A delightful Sunday respite with a firehouse pancake breakfast, an accident and a new vehicle. Somewhere in there we talk about how many times the earth has been frozen over and if aliens built the pyramids. It’s nutty fruitcake shit.
info_outline LL 483 "Big Buford"Liquor License
Instead of liquor this week we switch to Fast Food license as we discuss our favorites and the worst. Mr Beast and Hawk Tuah girl updates, and an EIS (entertainment industry segment). Ford gives out free chargers now and Brandon is in love with the promotion and not Fords other creativity ideas. South of the Border: is it Americana or racist, you be the judge. Shit we watched: Starting 5, detailed review of Challengers and Brandon’s third A grade of the year. Vote Al Gore.
info_outline LL Sports "2025 pt2 No Flags on the Play"Liquor License
Ball is Life & Life is Good, unless your the Browns or you wear Brown like the Padres. Enjoy as we cover it all. And as always our analytics say We The Best!
info_outline LL 482 “The Polar Bear Club”Liquor License
Broken glass everywhere, people pissing on the stairs ya know they just don’t care. Credere has a sore throat and some serious eye issues. AI “podcast” program Google Notebook LM. We’re only in our 40s but we’re basically 70 in today’s tech standards. Pete Rose stories and a class night story from 1995. Stay off the Afrin! Salem’s Lot sucked, Viper Room did not. Benihana: thoughts and ponderings.
info_outline LL 481 “Bermeja Island”Liquor License
We review A Quiet Place Day One, The Penguin, and Mr McMahon. And yes The Walking Dead is still on?!! Did the CIA sink an island? Credere gives a best looking city and the best to talk to city evaluation after considering if he’d rather be a bird or shark. It was a decision based episode. Then we discuss segregation and how it’s still alive.
info_outline LL 480: UnSealedLiquor License
The boys have Seal talk, which lasts much longer than intended. Brandon can’t fly anymore but had to this past weekend. A good breakfast and Credere’s guilty pleasure. Yes throw your old masks away and Kevin Can F Himself may not be as good as it’s “cuteness”. People sitting in the cars: we get to the bottom of it.
info_outlineBrandon has theater issues and gets a new hat that is unwrapped on the show (great visual for an audio podcast). Los birthday and Marina Del Rey baby shower. Signing at Costco. The Creator, The Instigators, and Mercy reviews (none are good). Detailed chain restaurant discussion followed by gold medal basketball. Finally, Credere going to an academy and black fraternities end this absolute gem of an episode.