Liquor License

Two friends traverse the world of film, sports, culture, history and hip hop in this comedy podcast. The handsome gents take you down their past, present and attempt to predict the future.

LL 515 "Nice Try Diddy" 06/05/2025

LL 515 "Nice Try Diddy" We steal a little bit from the Catholic Church by dedicating episodes from now on, or just this week who knows. But 515 is dedicated to you the actual fans who keep listening and find us somewhat relevant. Fight or flight issues. Exercise and its untold benefits. Underage kids really give Brandon fits on a Friday night. Sticking to your convictions even over something so miniscule, ie Bud Light being “gay”. A Saturday that was anxiety overload, along with Credere’s panic attack. Church clothes, preach, tabernacle. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36878930

LL 514 “Man/Djinn Sex Cult” 05/30/2025

LL 514 “Man/Djinn Sex Cult” The last days of Judi: zoo, more than waffles, and laughs. LL sports segue: bills offseason and nba playoffs. Also Brandon thinks using a 70 year old rule in basketball would make the game better. The time we spent with a scammer; the Isa saga is ongoing. Another failed script we attempted. Coconut water tastes like feet. Mission Impossible 8 review and watch the Pee Wee Herman doc. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36782730

LL 514 "Friend of Dorothy" 05/23/2025

LL 514 "Friend of Dorothy" Grandma Landed is a new restaurant in sunny California, but it was another SoCal chain restaurant that caused an earth shattering event to start out the show. Actual grandma lands and Brandon has been going non stop. The past weeks included but not limited to: Mexican Mother’s Day, Mother’s Day, golf, dodgers, missed anniversary, Santa Barbara, Olive Garden, and did Brandon steal his wedding intro. We also discuss Night Breed and Liver King; not must watches but fun ones. The WB backlot tour and Brandon’s failed writing career. This was an action packed vacation episode, enjoy. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36684315

LL 513 "Den Mother" 05/16/2025

LL 513 "Den Mother" This is a “special” liquor license because we talk about special people . Is applejacks a challenged person? Oh who’s applejacks maybe you should listen. Brandon golfs with a ghost but do ghosts have assholes? The movies that shaped us, not our favorites like we always list. Instead we look at movies that have inspired our passion for film and for life. We look back at the many stages of Guy Fieri and we have opinions. How to get rid of handmade family gifts, if there is a way. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36587260

LL 512 "We Want Harambe Sedated" 05/09/2025

LL 512 "We Want Harambe Sedated" Half of the history of this podcast has been drunk, the other half sober: just a tidbit fo dat azz. Animals having souls. CERN and the Large Hadron Collider conspiracy theory. Children’s Day at the zoo and adults drink 100mgs. The science behind heavy THC dosing per Brandon (zero science). Ironman athletes of this generation. NBA conference final picks. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36502785

LL 511 “Gonna Be May” 05/02/2025

LL 511 “Gonna Be May” The boys have a chuckle at may-mays ™️ and the silliness of people. Then we get a little deep with people taking their life for granted and how different our journeys have been. Credere is a focused straight arrow that always gets the same haircut, Brandon changes his hair as soon as it looks good and jumps all over the place. Quick LL sports: NFL draft and NBA playoffs. Suegro weekend. Ghostbuster 2 was a precursor to modern day sequels or every movie at the box office. Brandon rewatches Pulp Fiction with fresh eyes yet still has the same reaction. Per Credere if you don’t use it you lose it. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36404895

LL 510 “Mustaches on the Come Up” 04/25/2025

LL 510 “Mustaches on the Come Up” Well we have talked about Sinners for the past two episodes. So why not give you a review with spoilers (skip to 29 min to avoid) since we both went to see it. Brandon manages to upgrade Credere’s score with his analysis: shout out. Dyngus Day 2025 full effect. Why did Brandon cut his beard, are mustaches reminiscent of a manlier time, and more metrosexual topics. Easter/420 weekend. Be a man. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36302490

LL 509 "100% Sinners" 04/18/2025

LL 509 "100% Sinners" Happy Easter to all of you and your families. This was a heavy movie and television show based episode, sue us. First off a more detailed look at last weeks title The Ghost and the Darkness. Here’s what else we review: Y2K, 2073, Lake George, Creed 2, Running Point, Sneaker Heads, and the David Blaine show. Easter bunny photos and shitting at cheesecake round out this holiday special. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36215250

LL 508 "Ghost and the Darkness" 04/11/2025

LL 508 "Ghost and the Darkness" In our memorial for Val Kilmer we some how manage to talk about the upcoming NFL season, don’t worry we cycle back around. Radio cornball shit still exists and is kinda fun. Brandon’s obsession with Christian Slater. How bad is Good American Family am I right? A Complete Unknown completely fucking blows. Sinners hype. This was a wild one, if you liked it leave us a positive review. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36092760

LL 507 "Sea Cruise" 04/04/2025

LL 507 "Sea Cruise" Ooo weee baby we have a banger this week! Brandon’s got anniversaries, birthdays, and homophobia when researching last weeks title. Our state of America segment: tesla, tactical dads, and acting locally. Not Like Us might have joined Hit Em Up, not in a good way. Little girls dance recitals. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35999630

LL 506 "No Need for Jizz Face" 03/28/2025

LL 506 "No Need for Jizz Face" A simple first trip to the mall gets really turned inside out when we somehow discuss porn. Influencers getting clowned is kinda stupid, plus about 6 movies that are “aight but kinda stupid”. Back to the mall for some hot pretzels and expensive baby blankets. Then we have our annual AGS (any given sunday) review, this year with fresh concepts and points of view. Gratitude from a gift isn’t about a thank you, it’s about using that gift. Tales from the liquor store and “Thick ATF” might be the first adult film the boys will direct. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35897885

LL 505 “Druski vs Rizzler” 03/21/2025

LL 505 “Druski vs Rizzler” Anthony Michael Hall really had a run and was smart. Watch Johnny B Goode damn you. Credere and Brandon’s watch list. Influencer roundup with our disgust interspersed. What headphones are you wearing? What is the best frames for Brandon’s next pair of glasses. Tanning talk. This one was fun to do thanks to Dr Norms THC cookies, Dr Norm fucks! /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35800535

LL 504 "Big League Chew" 03/14/2025

LL 504 "Big League Chew" Shout out to the 504 (area not zip code). Quick NBA talk. Cigarette companies stopped candy cigarettes but did it make a difference. Andrew Schultz special has a bit about IVF that Brandon says describes his whole past year. Many recommendations made on this episode. Great American films and what makes them great. Two heterosexual men choose what male actor is hotter. Brandon is Good Will Hunting of the laundry room. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35680840

LL 503 "No More Oscar Parties" 03/07/2025

LL 503 "No More Oscar Parties" On Academy Award night the guys reflect on how much they don’t care about the awards, not even to be antagonistic. Oscar Parties of years past. Current films we watched. Baby photo shoot and a new Armenian Dr. graces Brandon’s life. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35570550

LL 502 “Atmospheric River” 02/28/2025

LL 502 “Atmospheric River” In this truly San Antonio Spurs themed episode we talk the Admiral, kid shrinks, and Coach Pop. Young people aren't drinking and Brandon has proof. The British bake off is Brandon’s favorite show: he details why and how it differs from American trashy shows. Watch The Bad Guys before the sequel comes out. Heat: a retrospective 30 years later. Elon and Tesla. A Polish Harlem globetrotter. Farming talk but real gangsta. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35476310

LL 501 “Dem Jeans” 02/21/2025

LL 501 “Dem Jeans” The boys do a brief history of Levi’s and Brandon not wearing wranglers. Fatherhood a month in: not too much to do but zero down time. SNL 50 review of the show and concert, some spoilers; our bad. Fetty Wop history and his connection to Bluetooth speakers. Movie reviews: The Gorge, Bad Boys 4, Long Legs, and Piece by Piece, shout out Pharrell. Brandon thinks movies and sports will end, Credere thinks they are set up for the future. Whose side are you on? /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35373505

LL 500 "Upper Decker" 02/14/2025

LL 500 "Upper Decker" We start with reviewing the Super Bowl and all media hoopla. With it being a celebration of 500 shows, we break down how the show started and why. Credere has an epiphany of what could’ve been said while receiving a new hat. It’s the Jetsons nursery at Brandon’s house with all the gizmos. Dino eggs oatmeal and smores pop tarts are discussed. Wild white frat guy shit to play us out. Thank you everyone that has been a loyal listener, has told people about the show and all who are in our lives: Thank You and get ready for the next 500. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35280345

LL 499 "God Loves Mr. Beast" 02/07/2025

LL 499 "God Loves Mr. Beast" Brandon’s parents were just in town and the weeks happening are talked about. Tagging and slang in the dictionary. Church Mass Review (new segment). Grammys 2025 and Benson Boone. Pineapple Express: the storm, the movie, the strain. Day time television and Gladiator II review. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35186260

LL 498 “ No Thresholds Barred" 01/31/2025

LL 498 “ No Thresholds Barred" Our chance meeting at a grocery store 13 years ago has led us to where we are today, take that in cynics. Championship weekend roundup and Brandon’s yet again crushed. 2012 was the last year that hip-hop and rap was relevant to Brandon and possibly the world. We then take you through the birth of Brandon’s child: ripe with stories of LA annoyances. Birthing playlists is a thing?! /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35092575

LL 497 "Baby on Board" 01/24/2025

LL 497 "Baby on Board" Brandon is now a dad. He has some honest questions for dads out there and Credere wisely has answers. We then cannot seem to steer away from the topic of Jesus and creation in general. We hope you don’t think we’re loons, well maybe it’s better if you do. Worst bathroom segment, 1972 hustlers, and slave movies. Daddy like. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/34987645

LL 496 "FAUCI" 01/17/2025

LL 496 "FAUCI" The guys discuss their experiences so far with the LA fires. Really trying to figure out who, why, what and how did it all start. Netflix now has Raw and commercials to Brandon’s chagrin. Travis Scott and Pat McAfee: why are they so popular. Odd Future diss 13 years in the making. What we think about Covid and Fauci now, plus his role in the HIV scare. Brandon’s new weirdos: Charge Buddy Sam, Dreadlock Amazon Guy, and strip club bouncer that wears a doorag and always wants change. It’s been a weird week hope we can make you smile with this one. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/34889970

LL 495 "Sweet Minglers" 01/10/2025

LL 495 "Sweet Minglers" Pray For LA! The boys discuss the upcoming NFL playoffs (it’s short). Brandon saw Wicked, Credere has seen the play: we make sense of it. Non white actors playing “white” roles: our honest take. Muddy Buddies are for the haters. Credere finds out about MENSA, Brandon wants to work with his hands. Brandon gives a deep Buffalo story that he swears is true, piss included. One thing to leave this episode with: people can change, you can’t change people. Go Bills! /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/34797095

LL 494 “Never Forgetti” 01/03/2025

LL 494 “Never Forgetti” We had about three titles for this one because it’s a banger. Hey don’t give up, follow those resolutions; Quitters Day. Brandon does a lengthy review and plot breakdown of Conclave aka The Hemaphrodite Pope. Catholicism and barbers shacks are discussed. Old people’s routines/ruts. Nice shit you can’t get rid of and the Bitcoin app that doesn’t exist. Side note: Brandon The Pig ™️ makes his inaugural appearance, be warned. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/34705090

LL 493 "Wrap It Up" 12/27/2024

LL 493 "Wrap It Up" We wrap up 2024 for you in about 15 minutes respite with predictions for 2025. Mr Beast segment is here to stay. Credere breaks down his introduction to the Beast Universe. Lacroix stop with the limoncello. Tarantino list revealed, Brandon moves Bastards down (this is big news). District 9 fifteen years later should be considered a top sci-fi film. Have a safe new years and make a resolution to keep listening to LL. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/34626975

LL 492 "Current Events Christmas" 12/20/2024

LL 492 "Current Events Christmas" As we invite you into our annual office Christmas party episode, the episode takes a turn. We give shout outs to our listeners and anyone who is a real ass person. Then we hit on current buzzy topics: Hannah Koboyashi, Syrian jails, Diddy, Jamie Foxxx special and Trump part 2. We finish by talking about why we got into film and what caused us to move to LA. We hope the party noise was at an appropriate level, we really thank you for listening. Merry Sexmas from LL. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/34543190

LL 491 "Retention is Power" 12/13/2024

LL 491 "Retention is Power" Josh Allen really screwed Brandon, not in the way he’d enjoy (short LL sports). NFL stop with the Simpsons. Credere explains how hand built items are just better. Energy drink roundup (alcoholic and non) followed by bar talk. Top 12 Tarantino characters list really sucked and we give you ours. Why do you have to tell me your reason for using the bathroom? JDI Just Do It… for fucks sake. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/34424995

LL 490 "Munchies" 12/06/2024

LL 490 "Munchies" The squeak of Jordan’s has Brandon going batshit and trying anything to thwart it. The new Kendrick Lamar album and our weird connection to one of its guest singers. The tale of 12 days with Brandon’s parents. Credere’s eye for art and his desire for memorabilia. Choosing the best trading card to get an unopened box of and from what year. The baby shower was a blast. Early Xmas gift. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/34311510

LL 489 "Thanksgiving Fixins" 11/28/2024

LL 489 "Thanksgiving Fixins" For this holiday extravaganza we look at Thanksgiving pasts and plans for the future. Somehow in discussing the holiday we venture into the earth replacing itself and it all makes sense (somehow). Brandon's embarrassing anecdotes: stuffed animals and GI Joe bed tent. Running in sponsored races and Honey Brown beer were just two wonderful topics discovered. We finish the episode by thanking you the fans and acknowledging what we are thankful for. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/34197045

LL 488 "FAKE PAUL" 11/22/2024

LL 488 "FAKE PAUL" Well we watched the Tyson staged event on Netflix and we have some thoughts. But first we discuss a possible earthquake coming to LA because of a fish (that looks like an anaconda). Trick Daddy isn’t African American and 1999 isn’t the fourth “worst” year of hip hop. Brandon’s real fucked car wash experience and past car nostalgia. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/34102431

LL 487 “Million Dollar Tyson Punch” 11/15/2024

LL 487 “Million Dollar Tyson Punch” We discuss Black Runtz (it’s a weed strain not a rap group) and Growing Belushi. The problem with being a producer in reality tv. Haircut conundrum has been solved. Pizza topping favorite by state. Drag racing and the youths death wish for fame. Sneezing from things you don’t expect and tolerance breaks. Fight Night, Loot and Rebel Ridge were discussed as were what new black actors could be the next Don Cheadle, Wesley or Denzel. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/33940137

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