Liquor License

Two friends traverse the world of film, sports, culture, history and hip hop in this comedy podcast. The handsome gents take you down their past, present and attempt to predict the future.

LL 488 "FAKE PAUL" 11/22/2024

LL 488 "FAKE PAUL" Well we watched the Tyson staged event on Netflix and we have some thoughts. But first we discuss a possible earthquake coming to LA because of a fish (that looks like an anaconda). Trick Daddy isn’t African American and 1999 isn’t the fourth “worst” year of hip hop. Brandon’s real fucked car wash experience and past car nostalgia. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/34102431

LL 487 “Million Dollar Tyson Punch” 11/15/2024

LL 487 “Million Dollar Tyson Punch” We discuss Black Runtz (it’s a weed strain not a rap group) and Growing Belushi. The problem with being a producer in reality tv. Haircut conundrum has been solved. Pizza topping favorite by state. Drag racing and the youths death wish for fame. Sneezing from things you don’t expect and tolerance breaks. Fight Night, Loot and Rebel Ridge were discussed as were what new black actors could be the next Don Cheadle, Wesley or Denzel. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/33940137

LL 486 “Black Jesus” 11/08/2024

LL 486 “Black Jesus” First off: stay high and keep making money (a bums proverb). Nail cutting routines and shaving. Actor Bahn, is it real? Then the spiral begins: hope you like conspiracy theories, human origins, and our hopes for the afterlife. We then review about 6 movies with a surprising B rating from both hosts for Wonka (who would’ve thought). Homo Floresienes, a dwarf humanoid would kill Stegodons (these are the spellings if you wanna look it up). /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/33844757

LL 485 "Peter Puffer" 11/01/2024

LL 485 "Peter Puffer" Haircut conundrum 2024 has hit the LL offices. We decide what race and gender makes for better barbers. Also hair cut anxiety and Armo shops. Really not wanting to deal with minutia at all. Elbows update. World Series Game 1 an instant classic that was attended by Brandon. Hear about sports-traffic-geoden, the surreal stage that is Dodger stadium and losing track of time. Health minute. Thank you Swedes for listening. Thanks Dodgers for bringing the chip home. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/33719192

LL 484 “Gucci 3rd Leg” 10/25/2024

LL 484 “Gucci 3rd Leg” Yes that really is an Only Fans stars name. The bio of Wardy Joubert aka the meme black guy with the huge piece. Flavortown Dodger hats, World Series hopes, and watching the Penguin. A delightful Sunday respite with a firehouse pancake breakfast, an accident and a new vehicle. Somewhere in there we talk about how many times the earth has been frozen over and if aliens built the pyramids. It’s nutty fruitcake shit. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/33607792

LL 483 "Big Buford" 10/18/2024

LL 483 "Big Buford" Instead of liquor this week we switch to Fast Food license as we discuss our favorites and the worst. Mr Beast and Hawk Tuah girl updates, and an EIS (entertainment industry segment). Ford gives out free chargers now and Brandon is in love with the promotion and not Fords other creativity ideas. South of the Border: is it Americana or racist, you be the judge. Shit we watched: Starting 5, detailed review of Challengers and Brandon’s third A grade of the year. Vote Al Gore. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/33509377

LL Sports "2025 pt2 No Flags on the Play" 10/14/2024

LL Sports "2025 pt2 No Flags on the Play" Ball is Life & Life is Good, unless your the Browns or you wear Brown like the Padres. Enjoy as we cover it all. And as always our analytics say We The Best! /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/33442192

LL 482 “The Polar Bear Club” 10/11/2024

LL 482 “The Polar Bear Club” Broken glass everywhere, people pissing on the stairs ya know they just don’t care. Credere has a sore throat and some serious eye issues. AI “podcast” program Google Notebook LM. We’re only in our 40s but we’re basically 70 in today’s tech standards. Pete Rose stories and a class night story from 1995. Stay off the Afrin! Salem’s Lot sucked, Viper Room did not. Benihana: thoughts and ponderings. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/33414442

LL 481 “Bermeja Island” 10/04/2024

LL 481 “Bermeja Island” We review A Quiet Place Day One, The Penguin, and Mr McMahon. And yes The Walking Dead is still on?!! Did the CIA sink an island? Credere gives a best looking city and the best to talk to city evaluation after considering if he’d rather be a bird or shark. It was a decision based episode. Then we discuss segregation and how it’s still alive. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/33324577

LL 480: UnSealed 09/27/2024

LL 480: UnSealed The boys have Seal talk, which lasts much longer than intended. Brandon can’t fly anymore but had to this past weekend. A good breakfast and Credere’s guilty pleasure. Yes throw your old masks away and Kevin Can F Himself may not be as good as it’s “cuteness”. People sitting in the cars: we get to the bottom of it. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/33228097

LL 479 "Hotboxing" 09/20/2024

LL 479 "Hotboxing" Snoop Dogg is on the Voice, we sound off on it. Are there millions of undiagnosed autistic people or do adults just have stupid collections? Brandon decides to not have a “new dad” attitude on LL in the future, and the effects of social media. Lotto people think “if I win so do you” no, no it doesn’t work like that. Credere smoking on the dance floor and in his mom’s car: the choices he questions and apologized for. Mexican party weekend: quince in the hood and 50th in San Dimas. Watch Workaholics. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/33133047

LL 478 "Amish Paradise" 09/13/2024

LL 478 "Amish Paradise" Brandon has a real problem with a bale, Credere mistakes as bail and fun is had. Awful corporate ideas and programs at work. R.I.P. James Earl Jones. Baby shopping with Juvenile. Credere examines choices his family has made and what his real vice is. Amish talk; because many aren’t aware of their bizarre yet practical approach. Brandon talks burial plots and his penchant for previously dating 20 year olds. The episode is really dedicated to Steve Carell for being involved in every story. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/33031492

LL 477 "In September" 09/06/2024

LL 477 "In September" The liquor license crew discusses the problems with LA during the ninth month. E&J helps reestablish this as a “liquor” show. The at-risk students that Brandon has a fondness for. Our days are centered around responsibilities yet we have two different approaches to dealing with the stress. The year 3 and 7 stages of being a LA transplant. Landrace strains. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/32938417

LL Sports "2025 Season Jumpoff" 09/02/2024

LL Sports "2025 Season Jumpoff" We are Back! Bet Big! High Risk High Rewards or just live through our hot takes!! We Know our shit, mostly. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/32864837

LL 476 “Hate is Strong in This One” 08/30/2024

LL 476 “Hate is Strong in This One” Brandon has it out for his apartment complex, the company he works for, the medical coverage in this country and the DNC. After the vitriol we talk Taylor Swift bombs and Ye listening parties (how very 2009 of us). Inspirational guys are aggravating, so is small talk. Suegro’s 80th on a lovely LA day. Shows discussed and reviewed: Interview with the Vampire (AMC), Mr Throwback (Peacock), and Bad Monkey (Apple). Brandon finally gives out his second A of the year for a feature film. Grinding, hustling and surviving the early days of our LA lives. Please leave a rating and review. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/32804517

LL 475 “Suburban Magic” 08/23/2024

LL 475 “Suburban Magic” Do you remember Publishers Clearinghouse? Well it’s now a scam on the elderly. The Bike Riders and Last Voyage of the Demeter reviews. New segment: Safe Talk ™️. We watch three guys load up a safe in LA with commentary. The Red Green show and its awful run of 15 seasons, yuck. Rural living and city life aren’t for us, but living in the city of San Fernando Valley sounds good to us. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/32707972

LL 474 “Encino Chilis” 08/16/2024

LL 474 “Encino Chilis” Brandon has theater issues and gets a new hat that is unwrapped on the show (great visual for an audio podcast). Los birthday and Marina Del Rey baby shower. Signing at Costco. The Creator, The Instigators, and Mercy reviews (none are good). Detailed chain restaurant discussion followed by gold medal basketball. Finally, Credere going to an academy and black fraternities end this absolute gem of an episode. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/32601697

LL 473 "The Way I Are" 08/10/2024

LL 473 "The Way I Are" This is the closest you get to a live show, as it went up an hour after recording. Credere gets back from the Beast Coast and enjoyed seafood and the vibe. Brandon finally gets his sneakers after so many unnecessary steps. The real issues Brandon has with Deadpool. New Planet of the Apes review. “Reference strike out ratio”, new name coming soon. We then discuss the youth not reading and how not having tactile things will doom us, as it has to last civilizations (yeah we went pretty deep into the amber on this one). Twisted Tea’s marketing scheme with Hugo, which then leads to Brandon explaining his shrink trip in fifth grade, that just the way I are. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/32522197

LL 472 "The Gold Zone" 08/01/2024

LL 472 "The Gold Zone" Tyler Perry is given some credit during our lecture for new script writers loosely done through this episode. Why don’t whites use lotion? Paris Olympics are jamming and we discuss the opening ceremony. Why are biopics so difficult to do, with One Love the Bob Marley movie review. Deadpool & Wolverine (no spoilers, waiting for Credere to see it). The Quiz with Balls: yes that’s the name of network game show. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/32390427

LL 471 “Nine to Five” 07/26/2024

LL 471 “Nine to Five” Throughout the episode Brandon manages to name 11 jobs he has had, see if you can hear them all. Why work schedules don’t work for us. Clipped sucks, just like the franchise. Watch Monarch and Cloak & Dagger instead. Jaylen Brown is not a Nike fan and some team USA talk. Brandon’s birthday: Cheesecake Factory in Marina Del Rey detailed a little too well, baked with the Beatles, Hollywood Blvd from 4am-8am is glorious, and funfetti cake. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/32299577

LL 470 "Avoid the Noid" 07/19/2024

LL 470 "Avoid the Noid" Brandon’s birthday episode is a wild one. We discuss a different angle on this last weeks melee and RIP Richard Simmons. We watched Making Sin City and Receiver with some thoughts. Is ooo wee making us ‘noid, but we’re not paranoid? Awful gimmicks and mascots. At the end Credere gets a big surprise as do you, enjoy. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/32209372

LL 469 “Rawdogging Jet Blue” 07/12/2024

LL 469 “Rawdogging Jet Blue” Brandon attempts to finish the second part of his Buffalo trip replete with Vidlers, Car shows, East Aurora and pizza. The best part of the trip happened in LA. Another take on why the LL crew hates flying and the absurd amount of things they have to do just to feel “ok”. Hats don’t make you go bald, sorry dads. Watching Axel F and reviews. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/32106357

LL 468 “Monster White” 07/04/2024

LL 468 “Monster White” Flavor Flav is making us watch women’s water polo. BG has to turn in his raps to the Feds. We don’t talk politics on the podcast and then we do. Random starts his trip back to Buffalo. Leisurewood; WNY Best Kept Secret. 25th reunion and aftermath. Part 2 of the Buffalo saga continues next week. Have a safe fourth weekend. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/32016547

LL 467 “Swamp People” 06/28/2024

LL 467 “Swamp People” Credere's birthday episode as always was a banger. Calling in birthdays to tv and radio shows. Duck Dynasty and life on the bayou. Scott Storch, The Pop Out, and new Clipse album. Rakim minute. Brandon’s one and a half beard trim and MRI. Dodgers city connect jersey sucks and cleaning ooo wee devices with ooo weee (secret from some made up Mexican guy in Brandon’s head). Happy Birthday Credere and keep banging. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/31924062

LL 466 “Down Route 66” 06/21/2024

LL 466 “Down Route 66” The boys share their experiences with “America’s Highway”. Go see America before it’s too late, per Credere. Best basketball movies: top 3 and 3 were taking off. The “men” are really fans of Love & Basketball. Brats doc is basically Andrew McCarthy taking blame for nothing in his life. Get Shorty retrospective. Brandon’s new shoe choice is made live on air (how exciting). Also his new hobby of gardening is encouraged by Critter. The twisted fate of a Dead mountain Lion. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/31832862

LL 465 “We’re No Angels” 06/14/2024

LL 465 “We’re No Angels” On a Permanent Marker strain induced podcast the boys start with short sports talk. The NBA schedule stinks and the games are trash. Men named Angel and Jesus, stop it! National Zyn shortage. Crederes EIS: Michael B Jordan vs Glenn Powell. Ratings and reviews: Hit Man, Godzilla Minus One, American Fiction and Major League (yes that same one). Making a classic and not knowing it (damn would’ve been a better title). /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/31742782

LL 464 “Reisings Poor Boy” Inbox 06/07/2024

LL 464 “Reisings Poor Boy” Inbox We start and finish with Brandon’s Saturday; while many tangents abound. Radiology Blues and the lousy insurance company Brandon is dealing with. Credere finished Winning Time and reviews. Ooo wee review: strawberry milkshake (which is plugged brilliantly). Then something we only do once a year: we discuss a making of Any Given Sunday feature film. What movies have really shone a bad light on the big 4 sports. Furiosa review and Mad Max saga timeline (spoilers included). Credere’s family cooking and making crunchwraps at home is for boss players. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/31642612

LL 463 "Dixieland" 05/31/2024

LL 463 "Dixieland" The boys do a quick all sports segment to honor Bill Walton and talk current playoffs. Ooo weee review brought to you by Baggy Buds. Then conspiracies start: the food supply, climate change, nuclear war, and America’s hand in it. Bracelet on citizen app and Depew cops vs LAPD. Finally the segment the world has clamored for: worst rap group offshoot from a known artist. As always we hope this episode finds you in good health mentally and physically. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/31543952

LL 462 “Woman’s World” 05/24/2024

LL 462 “Woman’s World” We start with an ooo weee review that goes from Buffalo graffiti terms to 710 labs. Credere has been a “bath man” since he’s been a man. Why are police beating up college students and not arresting criminals: just a thought. Tax irritation. Credere finished True Detective, Brandon finished The Bear and all is well in the world. Anniversary weekeend round up: Hawaiian food, Santa Barbara, biking, chain-ish restaurants, and using gift cards. This episode is all that and a bag of chips (if you remember this phrase this show is for you). Stay up players /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/31448307

LL 461 “Vape Confusion” 05/17/2024

LL 461 “Vape Confusion” It’s Brandon’s anniversary and we discuss best getaways outside LA, but keep it gangsta. Dispensary spotlight and no black guys at shops. Nerd needs 300mg to feel something. People think they “get” the lotto, we’re here to tell you they DON’T! Bald Armenian Ron Jeremy and all of his irritations. Credere may watch Fallout….breaking news. The Iron Claw is very depressing but this episode is not. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/31346657

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