Liquor License

Two friends traverse the world of film, sports, culture, history and hip hop in this comedy podcast. The handsome gents take you down their past, present and attempt to predict the future.

LL 565 “B-LO 2026 pt. 1” 05/21/2026

LL 565 “B-LO 2026 pt. 1” Brandon takes a trip and this is half of the tale (short episode this week). Flying with a baby, Indians, Toronto and much more. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41381405

LL 564 “50 Vida Guerras” 05/14/2026

LL 564 “50 Vida Guerras” Looking out for those suffering and RIP Ogre. Cherishing the people that add some weirdness to your day. Seth’s R&B hits. Live a simpler life with a regular job….its ok! NHL playoff talk. Shit we watch online. Upcoming Buffalo trip itinerary. This episode is exploding with laughs. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41295165

LL 563 “Heated Rivalry” 05/07/2026

LL 563 “Heated Rivalry” NHL playoffs are hot! PK Subbans outfits are not. Iceman is a lousy name; a Drake retrospective. Being privileged and having gratitude. Call someone that you have on your mind. Don’t watch Anaconda. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41211335

LL 562 "Michael: Sportscenter Highlights" 05/01/2026

LL 562 "Michael: Sportscenter Highlights" Brandon has to deal with baby illness and his cutting down of THC. Credere sees Michael and has never said “suck my d’ck” and neither should you. The Manosphere explained. Ludus, play dates, McCartney doc, and Monterey Park views. How many people did you know that had a car interior roof that sagged? Can you even get a car with a cigarette lighter? All of these questions answered in a thrilling episode of Liquor License. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41101165

LL 561 "Upset Huddle" 04/24/2026

LL 561 "Upset Huddle" Brandon had a real issue with piss. Michael Jackson movie; what we think before everyone sees it. Nipsey Hussle (type that in your iPhone and see what it corrects to). Mardi Gras vs Blaqhouse: we’ve tasted them both, so has John Taffer and Robert Irvine. Viet fucking Nam man! /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40999725

LL 560 "Why Can't AI Be Easy?" 04/17/2026

LL 560 "Why Can't AI Be Easy?" Join the nastiest waxiest podcast this side of the Mississippi for a riot laugh fest (Brandon is baked during the show and writing this). Roller skaters in Toluca Lake and adult Pokémon collectors. AI is kinda bullshit don’t let robots in your home. Snoop and his new album. Why can’t there be a DPGC movie? Chappelle Show again, good idea or bad? These questions are answered fo dat azz right here on Liquor License. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40905970

LL 559 "Easter Ear Wax" 04/10/2026

LL 559 "Easter Ear Wax" The disgusting, vile problem plaguing Brandon that only appeared once in 2001…is back! Credere explains a new way to clean the inner nose. If your significant other doesn’t tell you to clean your ass, they gotta go. Cleo is healthy update. Linen pants really take over this episode. LAFC game and Arby’s; oh what a night. Easter was hopping. Who likes the Dolphins, fo reel! /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40797160

LL 558 "Ya Know Mean" 04/03/2026

LL 558 "Ya Know Mean" Brandon will not stop using his crutch phrase, like the idiot he is. A weekend or unhealthy eating with meal reviews, Chilis included (obviously). Aquarium of the Pacific. Movie review of Super Mario Galaxy and a new rating for Project Hail Mary (after Brandon saw it again). We are otroverts, BLEE DAT! Brandon is white and rock music gets him in his core. Happy Easter. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40719525

LL 557 “Smush It Real Good” 03/27/2026

LL 557 “Smush It Real Good” R.I.P. Kiki Shepard, both gents have tales that involve her. Restaurant Impossible synopsis (20 seasons later). Dunbars in Nola. Project Hail Mary, no spoilers. What if we came from Mars? Why do we kill ants and not think twice? Hard hitting shiz on this weeks LL. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40637820

LL 556 "The Soraya" 03/20/2026

LL 556 "The Soraya" It’s a zoom episode but goddamn are we trying to get the audio right (work in progress). Episode wrap ups from previous eps, including CSUNs crown jewel: The Soraya. Brandon could careless about a bedroom. Oscar talk. Send Help review. The great zoo debate. The start of Brandon’s Best LA bars is hinted at with The Fifth and Regal bar. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40549360

LL 555 "Triple 5 Soul" 03/12/2026

LL 555 "Triple 5 Soul" Episode is dedicated to Ernest Hill (one of Credere’s mentors), make sure to read some of his novels. Ten years at a job, work friends, and personal life is more important. The Griffith Park observatory and playground talk. Brandon bucks the trend and has some late night fun at a midnight screening of True Romance with review. Enjoy this in studio episode and tell a friend. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40418385

LL 554 “Paradise on a Hanger” 03/05/2026

LL 554 “Paradise on a Hanger” Fresh off a haircut and driving around Brandon is all over the place on this one, Credere tries to bring him back in. Velcro wallets are just a small part of “Wallet Talk”. A Grandmas love, quick sports talk and not seeing some people for a decade and the reasons behind it. Don't take things personal, just stay fresh, out your feelings and in your bag. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40334375

LL 553 "Surf's Up" 02/27/2026

LL 553 "Surf's Up" This episode is filled with surprises throughout. Salsa, Tony and Manzanita Hall! Congrats USA hockey, with cost of youth hockey breakdown. Credere the Malibu adventurer. New Dr Teals and Cheerios recommendations. RIP Robert Carridine, Nerds in Paradise was Brandon’s favorite (don’t kill him). Neanderthals preferred those little bitches. It Could Be Worse segment; take the punches and keep it moving. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40249365

LL 552 "Beat Chews" 02/20/2026

LL 552 "Beat Chews" Baywatch reboot and fun facts about it. Brandon’s new Super Bowl sweatshirt. Vitamin talk. Movies we watch so you don’t have to: Masterminds, Roofman, and Song Sung Blue. Once you go back, you don’t come back. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40172015

LL 551 "Home Buddy" 02/12/2026

LL 551 "Home Buddy" Happy Valentine’s Day 2026 and Brandon talks gifts as Credere talks daily valentines. The Nico Harrison real deal background. Congrats Seattle on your second Super Bowl. Nelly vs Ludacris in a heated debate. Pasadena fundraiser and the can crusher saga continues. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40089285

LL 550 "Team Affiliations" 02/06/2026

LL 550 "Team Affiliations" We talk why we choose the teams we cheer for (could I have worded that any gayer). The guys role play as rival Fans getting the Bills a receiver. Caught Stealing is reviewed. Over priced items: lobster and cigars, not to Credere. McDonald’s caviar is a real thing order one. The rad channels in the jailbroke fire stick. Police Academy reboot elevator pitch is shut down by CEO Credere. It’s a humdinger, in studio episodes coming soon. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40016665

LL 549 "Truth Hurts" 01/30/2026

LL 549 "Truth Hurts" We talk about being honest to yourself. Credere shares a chance encounter he had as Brandon has 3 unlucky encounters at work. Restaurant Impossible is the shit, the guy might be….. Marty Supreme and Bugonia reviews and plot lines. Brandon’s old man minute: hummingbirds. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39931405

LL 548 "Olvera St. Blues" 01/23/2026

LL 548 "Olvera St. Blues" Brandon starts the show hot relieving his past ten minutes prior (Then boys are back but not in studio, sorry for audio quality) Yet they do have two stories together for the first time: baptism and birthday. Musso and Franks, heat, the zoo, the bills lost, and other tidbits from the Bob & Judi Experience. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39847455

LL 547 "Phasing Out Fireworks" 01/16/2026

LL 547 "Phasing Out Fireworks" We review the latest Chappelle special and discuss early podcasts that never made money. MTV is done and only Brandon seem to care. Themed offices buy exist in LA or do they? White guy questions for a black guy. There is only one race of people that blow off fireworks for every single holiday, can you name which one? Because we will tell you! /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39754325

LL 546 "Punisher Pump" 01/09/2026

LL 546 "Punisher Pump" First episode of the new year and we come with adult style sex talk, is this a new feature or just this week?! The Punisher. The History of Skinz: the road to homeless. Cocks don’t change with age, or do they? Our poll results are in for best episode name of 2025. In this new year why not share the joy that is a weekly free podcast fo dat azz with a friend, won’t hurt. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39668730

LL 545 "Credere Claus" 01/02/2026

LL 545 "Credere Claus" The boys review their holiday events and gifts received. Brandon has a wild run in and overstocks toiletries. No mas plastic bags and why is California the experiment state? Finding with Unc and Black Tony…the saga. Year end wrap up. Sponsored by Liquid Death energy or as we call it LD energy. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39587660

LL 544 “Merry Malcolm Xmas” 12/24/2025

LL 544 “Merry Malcolm Xmas” What starts as our 17th annual office Xmas party extravaganza turns into current issues (third year in a row). Entertainment Industry Segment: the Netflix take over (Brandon and Credere have different outlooks). Trumps plaques and weed reclassification. Brandon finally realizes he is part of a 5% cult of movie lovers and for some reason thinks he can interview Tom Cruise. Why Santa gotta be white? Merry Christmas everyone and to all a good night. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39531015

LL 543 "Banger of a Podcast" 12/18/2025

LL 543 "Banger of a Podcast" The guys decide what their collective idea of a “banger” is so that they can unveil the Holiday Bangers segment. We play some music and it might annoy you or it might not. Old man fight, guy with a gun, and the apology. Shower multitasking is the newest task Brandon has mastered much to Credere’s chagrin. Small LL Sports for dat azz. Blue Christmas by Elvis is a banger. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39462440

LL 542 “I’m the Santa Now” 12/12/2025

LL 542 “I’m the Santa Now” We are not in the playoffs and we haven’t watched the Thunder. Climate change is real and doesn’t matter. The Bum Barter System. Paul Dano is not weak sauce and Chalamet being a rapper is wack. Kids being the biggest impact on life. Xmas talk and Santa photos. The New Orleans area black Santa of lore. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39378740

LL 541 "Supermarket Sweep" 12/04/2025

LL 541 "Supermarket Sweep" Brandon listens to the gold show so that you don’t have to. People being married; sometimes it doesn’t work. Mr Belvedere and Rush Hour 4. Do we have a love quota? Our Thanksgivings and Black Friday thoughts. (The f word for gay people) tags of Depew middle school. Live your life in black and white. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39277515

LL 540 "The (R) Truth Perspective" 11/27/2025

LL 540 "The (R) Truth Perspective" We celebrate Credere’s 500th episode!!! That’s 500 hours of his rich, sexy voice for those asses. Wack wrestler names including Akeem, Superfly and Jimmy Graffitti. Get the poison out gummies really helped Brandon figure his shit out. The Capital One bank guy sucks, a look into tv personalities and how they got there. Don’t ever think you can out Dr Teals this crew, we’re up on limited editions. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39192845

LL 539 "R&B Gone" 11/20/2025

LL 539 "R&B Gone" Behind the scenes of the podcast: no sponsors, no Cash App, and apparently no song of the week. We watched a lot of famous entertainer documentaries. Brandon doesn’t like r&b harmonizing groups which makes Credere weep (in his soul). K7 was wack, Chop making something of himself, and illegal night moves. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39116505

LL 538 "Black Undertaker" 11/14/2025

LL 538 "Black Undertaker" We come through on our promises: super fan Paulie is getting his signed cards sent out. Who you surround yourself with is important. Crederes guide to being a man. Mid season NFL talk. Grown men and cereal, with AG1 endorsement. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39030350

LL 537 "New Era of Verzuz" 11/07/2025

LL 537 "New Era of Verzuz" Credere explains the Cash Money vs No Limit rap battle that happened. Also the history of NoLa hip hop. Hip hop in general is discussed as a genre. Brandon wants sub genres because he’s a completist. Weapons review vs the other “must see” films of the year. That community feeling does exist in LA just in minority pockets. Brandon has an impasse on his hat and sneaker collections. Enjoy this globally and thanks for listening. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38946480

LL 536 "Self Esteem" 10/30/2025

LL 536 "Self Esteem" How a story about a golf and quincera Saturday turns into a life lesson about perspective and self esteem: well that sums up why you listen. Happy Halloween peeps. Brandon wore a DOORAG like Dan Cortez, a lot of Brandon the wiggor talk. Should Bob wear earrings, Credere did in college. Least and favorite customers. The adult children that encompass the majority of Los Angeles, with impossible dreams and unattaianable goals. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38853280

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