Liquor License

Two friends traverse the world of film, sports, culture, history and hip hop in this comedy podcast. The handsome gents take you down their past, present and attempt to predict the future.

LL 546 "Punisher Pump" 01/09/2026

LL 546 "Punisher Pump" First episode of the new year and we come with adult style sex talk, is this a new feature or just this week?! The Punisher. The History of Skinz: the road to homeless. Cocks don’t change with age, or do they? Our poll results are in for best episode name of 2025. In this new year why not share the joy that is a weekly free podcast fo dat azz with a friend, won’t hurt. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39668730

LL 545 "Credere Claus" 01/02/2026

LL 545 "Credere Claus" The boys review their holiday events and gifts received. Brandon has a wild run in and overstocks toiletries. No mas plastic bags and why is California the experiment state? Finding with Unc and Black Tony…the saga. Year end wrap up. Sponsored by Liquid Death energy or as we call it LD energy. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39587660

LL 544 “Merry Malcolm Xmas” 12/24/2025

LL 544 “Merry Malcolm Xmas” What starts as our 17th annual office Xmas party extravaganza turns into current issues (third year in a row). Entertainment Industry Segment: the Netflix take over (Brandon and Credere have different outlooks). Trumps plaques and weed reclassification. Brandon finally realizes he is part of a 5% cult of movie lovers and for some reason thinks he can interview Tom Cruise. Why Santa gotta be white? Merry Christmas everyone and to all a good night. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39531015

LL 543 "Banger of a Podcast" 12/18/2025

LL 543 "Banger of a Podcast" The guys decide what their collective idea of a “banger” is so that they can unveil the Holiday Bangers segment. We play some music and it might annoy you or it might not. Old man fight, guy with a gun, and the apology. Shower multitasking is the newest task Brandon has mastered much to Credere’s chagrin. Small LL Sports for dat azz. Blue Christmas by Elvis is a banger. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39462440

LL 542 “I’m the Santa Now” 12/12/2025

LL 542 “I’m the Santa Now” We are not in the playoffs and we haven’t watched the Thunder. Climate change is real and doesn’t matter. The Bum Barter System. Paul Dano is not weak sauce and Chalamet being a rapper is wack. Kids being the biggest impact on life. Xmas talk and Santa photos. The New Orleans area black Santa of lore. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39378740

LL 541 "Supermarket Sweep" 12/04/2025

LL 541 "Supermarket Sweep" Brandon listens to the gold show so that you don’t have to. People being married; sometimes it doesn’t work. Mr Belvedere and Rush Hour 4. Do we have a love quota? Our Thanksgivings and Black Friday thoughts. (The f word for gay people) tags of Depew middle school. Live your life in black and white. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39277515

LL 540 "The (R) Truth Perspective" 11/27/2025

LL 540 "The (R) Truth Perspective" We celebrate Credere’s 500th episode!!! That’s 500 hours of his rich, sexy voice for those asses. Wack wrestler names including Akeem, Superfly and Jimmy Graffitti. Get the poison out gummies really helped Brandon figure his shit out. The Capital One bank guy sucks, a look into tv personalities and how they got there. Don’t ever think you can out Dr Teals this crew, we’re up on limited editions. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39192845

LL 539 "R&B Gone" 11/20/2025

LL 539 "R&B Gone" Behind the scenes of the podcast: no sponsors, no Cash App, and apparently no song of the week. We watched a lot of famous entertainer documentaries. Brandon doesn’t like r&b harmonizing groups which makes Credere weep (in his soul). K7 was wack, Chop making something of himself, and illegal night moves. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39116505

LL 538 "Black Undertaker" 11/14/2025

LL 538 "Black Undertaker" We come through on our promises: super fan Paulie is getting his signed cards sent out. Who you surround yourself with is important. Crederes guide to being a man. Mid season NFL talk. Grown men and cereal, with AG1 endorsement. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39030350

LL 537 "New Era of Verzuz" 11/07/2025

LL 537 "New Era of Verzuz" Credere explains the Cash Money vs No Limit rap battle that happened. Also the history of NoLa hip hop. Hip hop in general is discussed as a genre. Brandon wants sub genres because he’s a completist. Weapons review vs the other “must see” films of the year. That community feeling does exist in LA just in minority pockets. Brandon has an impasse on his hat and sneaker collections. Enjoy this globally and thanks for listening. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38946480

LL 536 "Self Esteem" 10/30/2025

LL 536 "Self Esteem" How a story about a golf and quincera Saturday turns into a life lesson about perspective and self esteem: well that sums up why you listen. Happy Halloween peeps. Brandon wore a DOORAG like Dan Cortez, a lot of Brandon the wiggor talk. Should Bob wear earrings, Credere did in college. Least and favorite customers. The adult children that encompass the majority of Los Angeles, with impossible dreams and unattaianable goals. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38853280

LL 535 “Lugz: Built for the Street" 10/23/2025

LL 535 “Lugz: Built for the Street" We have a major issue with Apple but are not doing anything about it. Numerous times in this podcast we reference how nobody really does anything any more; all talk. Urban Wear segment. Poor kids, mowing the lawn, and gin bumpy face. Nobody outside of the northeast knows what a goddamn gourd is. Thanks for the downloads. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38763625

LL 534 "Common Sense" 10/17/2025

LL 534 "Common Sense" Brandon has been obsessed with Common for years and his album Be. Dunbars number discussion about how many people can you really be friends with. Neither of us want gay sex. Interesting facts about the film Drive that again was something Brandon was obsessed with. We open up packs of cards from the 90s (would’ve been great video but we keep the audio action packed). /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38613725

LL 533 "New Dad Chronicles" 10/10/2025

LL 533 "New Dad Chronicles" Autocorrect and updating your iPhone: Credere says it’s not worth it. R.I.P. Jane Goodall and Mark Sanchez career after the stabbing. Quick LL sports. Brandon’s baby has a dj table that plays the most catchy bop (it’s played through bad audio on the show). Urgent care. One Battle After Another review, one sided for now. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38535600

LL 532 "Highest 2 Lowest" 10/02/2025

LL 532 "Highest 2 Lowest" Enough with AI fantasy football recaps. Real nostalgic on this episode as we discuss broom ball, garbage pickup before bins and coaching. Imaginarium: the Festival of Lights event that family Brandon went to and thoroughly enjoyed. We finally both watch a cutter movie and review it, holy shit. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38449405

LL 531 "Get Skunky" 09/26/2025

LL 531 "Get Skunky" Well the LA lowlifes have now ruined another needed part of life: tire gauges. People who try to get you to understand their dog’s routine are annoying and compromise most of LA dog owners. Quince talk, should be the name of the show with the amount of quinceaneras Brandon has to go to but this one was at the hotel Vacation was filmed at. Mexican achy breaky heart and the pitufos. Road Trip! The horse from IKEA. A product all homeless need, could have the worst name ever to describe the product. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38365735

LL 530 "Arby's for the Soul" 09/18/2025

LL 530 "Arby's for the Soul" The Crawford-Canelo fight and what the future of boxing is. Max Kellerman minute. We mentioned about 7 films you should watch. Harvey Keitel is 86, he is this week’s Hollywood Hall of Famer (seems to be a reoccurring bit). Vice Guy Eddie (Brandon) but good isn’t one. Where is America going, we take a stab at it. Social media ruining the country and a simple way to get social media out of your face /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38270135

LL 529 "Baby On Board, Pt.2" 09/12/2025

LL 529 "Baby On Board, Pt.2" Brandon had to do this episode while holding his baby, so apologies upfront. Summer colds suck and the 80's were the worst for cars. The Bills epic win, start of NFL season. New tv, dinner at Chilis, Black Angus and interracial marriage laws. We cover a lot but then hit you with reviews of Gilded Age, Invasion, Legend of Ochi, and Credere watches a suggestion two years later. Save your money and the buzz ball dwarf. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38188865

LL 528 "Uncle Herschel" 09/04/2025

LL 528 "Uncle Herschel" In finishing last episode Brandon watches 40 year old virgin and they finish that episodes-long conversation (finally). Sydney Sweeney, Cracker Barrel and Caitlyn Clark are all hot topics, why? What’s really being hidden? The history of Epsom salts, as always fascinating stuff amigos. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38092560

LL Sports 2025-26 NFL Preview 09/01/2025

LL Sports 2025-26 NFL Preview Welcome to our favorite time of the year. Kick back as we get you ready for the NFL season by breaking down division winners, playoff predictions and who takes the Lombardi home. We also give our picks for the leagues individual awards. LL sports never disappoints, so bet big if that's your vice cuz LL's got you covered like a Bills blanket at the Super Bowl in Santa Clara, Shoutout Marv Levy. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38045775

LL 527 "Greyhound" 08/28/2025

LL 527 "Greyhound" Brandon has “Newsom hair” and hates it. Scratcher tickets now have NFL teams on them, just not the ones you want. Testerup app is kinda bullshit. Defending 40 year old virgin as best comedy of the past 25 years. We then do a list of best comedies prior to 2000. Some Bills talk and some of that. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38015280

LL 526 “Pomp & Circumstance” 08/21/2025

LL 526 “Pomp & Circumstance” Credere becomes a godfather again but it was presented much differently this time. Black movie breakdown. WASSUP (weird animal segment): how Chameleons change colors, it’s way weirder than you think. Also, side note we were a little baked so the science behind the conversation may not be 100%. LA praise and cons: fix the sidewalks, hot guys make Brandon insecure and he’s surrounded by them, and Lake Balboa 20 years later. Chance the drunk and Cliff Collins connection. Completionism: is a new self diagnosis Brandon has given himself which leads to many of his faults. Enjoy. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37915195

LL 525 "Captain Ron Approved" 08/14/2025

LL 525 "Captain Ron Approved" We give everyone a preview of the upcoming LL Sports NFL season breakdown (but we realize it and save it). Hard Knocks, Billions and The Good House were watched and reviewed. Freaky Tales teaser for next week, the movie not actual freaky tales. Dan Q Landscaping and a vhs tape: of a sub genre of film from 1987-1993 dubbed Island Comedies (yes we made that up). We Landed on the Moon! And are planning on putting a nuclear reactor there?! What! Brandon has a sneaker section in his phone with you guessed it pictures of his sneakers, wish that was a joke. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37825035

LL 524 “The Gruesome Ninesome” 08/07/2025

LL 524 “The Gruesome Ninesome” Shout out to Marv Levy being 100, some Bills talk, some LL sports (shit happens). Quarterbacks on Netflix really picked some duds. Happy Gilmore 2 review and entire plot reveal. Drinking minute: malt liquor is out of control. Baby stuff does not laugh. Porn, Sirius radio, Van Nuys golf and alcoholism all tie this one together. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37724535

LL 523 “The Downfall of Cinema” 08/01/2025

LL 523 “The Downfall of Cinema” Well we’re a bit late but we still dedicate the episode to Ozzy and Hulk. Credere confused Kiss with Black Sabbath, which leads to a classic rock discussion. Add to that some Beatles talk and Brandon’s wife thinking he likes a song about a fat lady. El Torito, best round of golf, and Jurassic World Rebirth review. Which leads to the bulk of this episode: cinema may be hot in LA but is a dying medium across the globe. Why does Brandon torture himself by going to the movies? Mass review and our “oh we get this” church moment with Church’s chicken. Mumford; a colonial reenactment place in Western New York is brought up, shout out to Mumford. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37630180

LL 523 "Wife Beaters" 07/25/2025

LL 523 "Wife Beaters" One more point about Carlitos Way. Who really is the GOAT of acting and the two on two acting battle debate. AMC vs Regal. Why people aren’t seeing movies and how that probably won’t change. F1 review, with not any spoilers (Credere is yet to see it). Reading Rainbow theme. Brandon’s recycling past and present. LL sports: nfl Vegas over and under team wins, just a teaser before our kickoff show. Women are getting “gains” now more than ever, we find out why. When did the term wife beater start being used when referring to an A shirt/tanktop. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37542450

LL 521 "Mike Alstott Year" 07/17/2025

LL 521 "Mike Alstott Year" The guys discuss age on this one. Brandon is turning 44 which was the number we thought was worn by full back Mike Alstott(turns out he’s number 40). Credere weaves a metaphor of his on field prowess to how we should live day to day. The battle of the LA zoo. Watching Carlitos Way again, really hits different. Red Bull light, daily recommended dose of caffeine and Jager bombs end up in Energy Drink Round-Up. Fuck having long hair and bicycles. Brandon’s mom confirms how many of his ticks/quirks are actually just hand me downs. The Moa is being brought back, why? /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37450205

LL 520 “Camera Caricatures” 07/11/2025

LL 520 “Camera Caricatures” In typical LL fashion the boys spin how being on camera can cost you your life into a 360 degree episode. In Memoriam: Michael Madsen and Young Noble. Shout out Kershaw. Fourth of July community vibes and outsider vibes all at the same event. Grad parties back in the day. What race has the most dwarves (we used the M word and apologize for it). Ooo Weeee minute: yes cannabis is much stronger and label the shit correctly. Enjoy our talk about Billions and Dan Soder. We get political quickly and really don’t take a side, sorry. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37369735

LL 519 “Randy Jackson Tater Skins” 07/04/2025

LL 519 “Randy Jackson Tater Skins” Brandon got his glasses from Costco and he is damn happy with the price. That’s not all that was purchased at Costco; pizza flavored chips. The younger generation is “cooked” from stress, skin care, social media, no community, and the world today. As some old guys (as Brandon put it not Credere) we really see why we think we have the better generation. Baby animal books from China are bullshit. Two Trader Joe’s: the huge scoop. Brandon gets “weirder” in his 40s with gardening. Watch The Studio after our glowing review. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37280125

LL 518 "NBA Finally" 06/26/2025

LL 518 "NBA Finally" Yes the game is on while we record, yes you’ll already know before listening, but what you didn’t know is that today is Credere’s birthday….shout out. We talk war and why. Brandon tries to tell a simple 24 hour trip to SF that basically takes the length of the episode with all of the off ramps taken. Said off ramps include: Goodfellas and The Departed talk. Oakland isn’t that bad, its western Buffalo. Brandon found his way to fly, so good bye anxiety stories and hello Xanax induced ones. Happy birthday Credere /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37170835

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