Liquor License

Two friends traverse the world of film, sports, culture, history and hip hop in this comedy podcast. The handsome gents take you down their past, present and attempt to predict the future.

LL 576 “Hood Jim Carrey” 08/06/2026

LL 576 “Hood Jim Carrey” UPS really put a damper on Brandon’s weekend. We have volume issues in the beginning and Brandon kills a spider. Shout out Battlecat. Pete (coworker) opens up at the wrong time. Fuck Green Day and the Offspring from Brandon and the biggest fuck you is Credere doesn’t know you. Spider-Man and Odyssey reviews. National Night Out at the Depew Rec dept were something of lore. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/42349865

LL 575 “Gourd, Rattle & Roll” 07/31/2026

LL 575 “Gourd, Rattle & Roll” The gourd has matured; Brandon has not. As Credere tries to tackle a few serious topics: purpose, life goals and shit not stopping; Brandon in his highness acts a fool. Episode 375 and 475 flashback. No car payment, new phone. Parking spots and Brandon’s run for office. Mandalorian and Grogu (nice name…NOT) review. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/42272660

LL 574 “Sea Moss Forum” 07/23/2026

LL 574 “Sea Moss Forum” We are pro health on this podcast and hope we give good recommendations on products, namely: Sea moss. Brandon’s birthday weekend: golf, anger, happiness, Lulus, and overly lit banquet hall. People not closing the door as a social experiment. The Odyssey brief review no spoilers LOLLLLLLZ. If you haven’t by now please leave us a 5 star review on the podcast page. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/42199440

LL 573 “Getting Better” 07/17/2026

LL 573 “Getting Better” No more getting old talk on the show, except for WW2 podcasts hosted by Tom Hanks. Figuring out how to be the man of the house. Ads will kill the vibe of anything you’re watching or listening to. A Nolan retrospect: no it’s not ass kissing at all (quite the opposite). Directors with multiple watch films. Mr Munch from the Chuck E Cheese gang kinda fucking sucks. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/42124260

LL 572 “T.T. Boy Presents” 07/10/2026

LL 572 “T.T. Boy Presents” Brandon may be too baked for his own good as Credere and his wife make him think he’s crazy. Daz sounds old as shit, no he doesn’t. Male pornstar revue. Country Roads sucks. Brandon breaks down the 2015 documentary Penguin King. Cold showers and movies we don’t wanna see. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/42030620

LL 571 "World Cup Fever" 07/02/2026

LL 571 "World Cup Fever" We are heavily invested in this years World Cup; attending events, buying merch, finding out about countries, and such. Theaters enough with the ads and trailers and late show times. Black Tony minute: dating in your 30s. America is the NBA of being individualistic. Aliens and religion are discussed because why the fuck not. Happy 250 years America. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41947000

LL 570 "End of an Era" 06/25/2026

LL 570 "End of an Era" Fathers Day 2026 was a hit, hear all about it. Roots the Canadian store not the band. World Cup action is in LA, we got the feeling. Quick LL sports. Brandon really has a meltdown seeing Disclosure Day. Full review and plot breakdown (spoiler alert big time). Has the new direction of film started? Because the current state of film seems dated and old. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41809700

LL 569 "Silver Alert" 06/18/2026

LL 569 "Silver Alert" Alerts on your phone are getting unnecessary. Brandon golfs with Black Tony and it really leads to a “is this guy mentally stable” conversation. Birthday wallet problems. GOAT, Swapped, and Warfare reviews. One of those is a Brandon must watch. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41695410

LL 568 “Hole in the Popcorn Bag” 06/11/2026

LL 568 “Hole in the Popcorn Bag” Why aren’t we as excited for America 250? LA has become the Mecca of sports with the World Cup, Super Bowl and Olympics. Company picnics, do they still exist? Lengthy He Man review with plot discussion (spoilers). Mr Evan kinda sucks. Possible trans sighting or lady with an awful ass: new game show. Have a ball. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41617910

LL 567 “Smokemon” 06/05/2026

LL 567 “Smokemon” Brandon indulges in Hash Burger (Leafly strain of the year) and ends the Buffalo saga finally. Then he leaves for San Francisco, what a jet setting piece of shit. WNBA game. Rap songs that became hack and now are hot again. Credere watches a lot of television crime shows. Air Bud review. NA beers are much improved, Dab Daddy Like. Smoke one. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41543610

LL 566 “B-LO 2026 pt. 2 (Still Ballin)” 05/29/2026

LL 566 “B-LO 2026 pt. 2 (Still Ballin)” We cap off Brandon’s trip home. Sabres lost but good food was had. Smoking inside your house. Polka Buzz and the 1929 Dodge. Paulie’s second wedding. Golf in Buffalo and the characters it brings with. Have a tits week buds. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41462125

LL 565 “B-LO 2026 pt. 1” 05/21/2026

LL 565 “B-LO 2026 pt. 1” Brandon takes a trip and this is half of the tale (short episode this week). Flying with a baby, Indians, Toronto and much more. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41381405

LL 564 “50 Vida Guerras” 05/14/2026

LL 564 “50 Vida Guerras” Looking out for those suffering and RIP Ogre. Cherishing the people that add some weirdness to your day. Seth’s R&B hits. Live a simpler life with a regular job….its ok! NHL playoff talk. Shit we watch online. Upcoming Buffalo trip itinerary. This episode is exploding with laughs. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41295165

LL 563 “Heated Rivalry” 05/07/2026

LL 563 “Heated Rivalry” NHL playoffs are hot! PK Subbans outfits are not. Iceman is a lousy name; a Drake retrospective. Being privileged and having gratitude. Call someone that you have on your mind. Don’t watch Anaconda. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41211335

LL 562 "Michael: Sportscenter Highlights" 05/01/2026

LL 562 "Michael: Sportscenter Highlights" Brandon has to deal with baby illness and his cutting down of THC. Credere sees Michael and has never said “suck my d’ck” and neither should you. The Manosphere explained. Ludus, play dates, McCartney doc, and Monterey Park views. How many people did you know that had a car interior roof that sagged? Can you even get a car with a cigarette lighter? All of these questions answered in a thrilling episode of Liquor License. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/41101165

LL 561 "Upset Huddle" 04/24/2026

LL 561 "Upset Huddle" Brandon had a real issue with piss. Michael Jackson movie; what we think before everyone sees it. Nipsey Hussle (type that in your iPhone and see what it corrects to). Mardi Gras vs Blaqhouse: we’ve tasted them both, so has John Taffer and Robert Irvine. Viet fucking Nam man! /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40999725

LL 560 "Why Can't AI Be Easy?" 04/17/2026

LL 560 "Why Can't AI Be Easy?" Join the nastiest waxiest podcast this side of the Mississippi for a riot laugh fest (Brandon is baked during the show and writing this). Roller skaters in Toluca Lake and adult Pokémon collectors. AI is kinda bullshit don’t let robots in your home. Snoop and his new album. Why can’t there be a DPGC movie? Chappelle Show again, good idea or bad? These questions are answered fo dat azz right here on Liquor License. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40905970

LL 559 "Easter Ear Wax" 04/10/2026

LL 559 "Easter Ear Wax" The disgusting, vile problem plaguing Brandon that only appeared once in 2001…is back! Credere explains a new way to clean the inner nose. If your significant other doesn’t tell you to clean your ass, they gotta go. Cleo is healthy update. Linen pants really take over this episode. LAFC game and Arby’s; oh what a night. Easter was hopping. Who likes the Dolphins, fo reel! /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40797160

LL 558 "Ya Know Mean" 04/03/2026

LL 558 "Ya Know Mean" Brandon will not stop using his crutch phrase, like the idiot he is. A weekend or unhealthy eating with meal reviews, Chilis included (obviously). Aquarium of the Pacific. Movie review of Super Mario Galaxy and a new rating for Project Hail Mary (after Brandon saw it again). We are otroverts, BLEE DAT! Brandon is white and rock music gets him in his core. Happy Easter. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40719525

LL 557 “Smush It Real Good” 03/27/2026

LL 557 “Smush It Real Good” R.I.P. Kiki Shepard, both gents have tales that involve her. Restaurant Impossible synopsis (20 seasons later). Dunbars in Nola. Project Hail Mary, no spoilers. What if we came from Mars? Why do we kill ants and not think twice? Hard hitting shiz on this weeks LL. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40637820

LL 556 "The Soraya" 03/20/2026

LL 556 "The Soraya" It’s a zoom episode but goddamn are we trying to get the audio right (work in progress). Episode wrap ups from previous eps, including CSUNs crown jewel: The Soraya. Brandon could careless about a bedroom. Oscar talk. Send Help review. The great zoo debate. The start of Brandon’s Best LA bars is hinted at with The Fifth and Regal bar. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40549360

LL 555 "Triple 5 Soul" 03/12/2026

LL 555 "Triple 5 Soul" Episode is dedicated to Ernest Hill (one of Credere’s mentors), make sure to read some of his novels. Ten years at a job, work friends, and personal life is more important. The Griffith Park observatory and playground talk. Brandon bucks the trend and has some late night fun at a midnight screening of True Romance with review. Enjoy this in studio episode and tell a friend. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40418385

LL 554 “Paradise on a Hanger” 03/05/2026

LL 554 “Paradise on a Hanger” Fresh off a haircut and driving around Brandon is all over the place on this one, Credere tries to bring him back in. Velcro wallets are just a small part of “Wallet Talk”. A Grandmas love, quick sports talk and not seeing some people for a decade and the reasons behind it. Don't take things personal, just stay fresh, out your feelings and in your bag. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40334375

LL 553 "Surf's Up" 02/27/2026

LL 553 "Surf's Up" This episode is filled with surprises throughout. Salsa, Tony and Manzanita Hall! Congrats USA hockey, with cost of youth hockey breakdown. Credere the Malibu adventurer. New Dr Teals and Cheerios recommendations. RIP Robert Carridine, Nerds in Paradise was Brandon’s favorite (don’t kill him). Neanderthals preferred those little bitches. It Could Be Worse segment; take the punches and keep it moving. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40249365

LL 552 "Beat Chews" 02/20/2026

LL 552 "Beat Chews" Baywatch reboot and fun facts about it. Brandon’s new Super Bowl sweatshirt. Vitamin talk. Movies we watch so you don’t have to: Masterminds, Roofman, and Song Sung Blue. Once you go back, you don’t come back. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40172015

LL 551 "Home Buddy" 02/12/2026

LL 551 "Home Buddy" Happy Valentine’s Day 2026 and Brandon talks gifts as Credere talks daily valentines. The Nico Harrison real deal background. Congrats Seattle on your second Super Bowl. Nelly vs Ludacris in a heated debate. Pasadena fundraiser and the can crusher saga continues. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40089285

LL 550 "Team Affiliations" 02/06/2026

LL 550 "Team Affiliations" We talk why we choose the teams we cheer for (could I have worded that any gayer). The guys role play as rival Fans getting the Bills a receiver. Caught Stealing is reviewed. Over priced items: lobster and cigars, not to Credere. McDonald’s caviar is a real thing order one. The rad channels in the jailbroke fire stick. Police Academy reboot elevator pitch is shut down by CEO Credere. It’s a humdinger, in studio episodes coming soon. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/40016665

LL 549 "Truth Hurts" 01/30/2026

LL 549 "Truth Hurts" We talk about being honest to yourself. Credere shares a chance encounter he had as Brandon has 3 unlucky encounters at work. Restaurant Impossible is the shit, the guy might be….. Marty Supreme and Bugonia reviews and plot lines. Brandon’s old man minute: hummingbirds. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39931405

LL 548 "Olvera St. Blues" 01/23/2026

LL 548 "Olvera St. Blues" Brandon starts the show hot relieving his past ten minutes prior (Then boys are back but not in studio, sorry for audio quality) Yet they do have two stories together for the first time: baptism and birthday. Musso and Franks, heat, the zoo, the bills lost, and other tidbits from the Bob & Judi Experience. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39847455

LL 547 "Phasing Out Fireworks" 01/16/2026

LL 547 "Phasing Out Fireworks" We review the latest Chappelle special and discuss early podcasts that never made money. MTV is done and only Brandon seem to care. Themed offices buy exist in LA or do they? White guy questions for a black guy. There is only one race of people that blow off fireworks for every single holiday, can you name which one? Because we will tell you! /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/39754325

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