Liquor License

Two friends traverse the world of film, sports, culture, history and hip hop in this comedy podcast. The handsome gents take you down their past, present and attempt to predict the future.

LL 528 "Uncle Herschel" 09/04/2025

LL 528 "Uncle Herschel" In finishing last episode Brandon watches 40 year old virgin and they finish that episodes-long conversation (finally). Sydney Sweeney, Cracker Barrel and Caitlyn Clark are all hot topics, why? What’s really being hidden? The history of Epsom salts, as always fascinating stuff amigos. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38092560

LL Sports 2025-26 NFL Preview 09/01/2025

LL Sports 2025-26 NFL Preview Welcome to our favorite time of the year. Kick back as we get you ready for the NFL season by breaking down division winners, playoff predictions and who takes the Lombardi home. We also give our picks for the leagues individual awards. LL sports never disappoints, so bet big if that's your vice cuz LL's got you covered like a Bills blanket at the Super Bowl in Santa Clara, Shoutout Marv Levy. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38045775

LL 527 "Greyhound" 08/28/2025

LL 527 "Greyhound" Brandon has “Newsom hair” and hates it. Scratcher tickets now have NFL teams on them, just not the ones you want. Testerup app is kinda bullshit. Defending 40 year old virgin as best comedy of the past 25 years. We then do a list of best comedies prior to 2000. Some Bills talk and some of that. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/38015280

LL 526 “Pomp & Circumstance” 08/21/2025

LL 526 “Pomp & Circumstance” Credere becomes a godfather again but it was presented much differently this time. Black movie breakdown. WASSUP (weird animal segment): how Chameleons change colors, it’s way weirder than you think. Also, side note we were a little baked so the science behind the conversation may not be 100%. LA praise and cons: fix the sidewalks, hot guys make Brandon insecure and he’s surrounded by them, and Lake Balboa 20 years later. Chance the drunk and Cliff Collins connection. Completionism: is a new self diagnosis Brandon has given himself which leads to many of his faults. Enjoy. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37915195

LL 525 "Captain Ron Approved" 08/14/2025

LL 525 "Captain Ron Approved" We give everyone a preview of the upcoming LL Sports NFL season breakdown (but we realize it and save it). Hard Knocks, Billions and The Good House were watched and reviewed. Freaky Tales teaser for next week, the movie not actual freaky tales. Dan Q Landscaping and a vhs tape: of a sub genre of film from 1987-1993 dubbed Island Comedies (yes we made that up). We Landed on the Moon! And are planning on putting a nuclear reactor there?! What! Brandon has a sneaker section in his phone with you guessed it pictures of his sneakers, wish that was a joke. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37825035

LL 524 “The Gruesome Ninesome” 08/07/2025

LL 524 “The Gruesome Ninesome” Shout out to Marv Levy being 100, some Bills talk, some LL sports (shit happens). Quarterbacks on Netflix really picked some duds. Happy Gilmore 2 review and entire plot reveal. Drinking minute: malt liquor is out of control. Baby stuff does not laugh. Porn, Sirius radio, Van Nuys golf and alcoholism all tie this one together. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37724535

LL 523 “The Downfall of Cinema” 08/01/2025

LL 523 “The Downfall of Cinema” Well we’re a bit late but we still dedicate the episode to Ozzy and Hulk. Credere confused Kiss with Black Sabbath, which leads to a classic rock discussion. Add to that some Beatles talk and Brandon’s wife thinking he likes a song about a fat lady. El Torito, best round of golf, and Jurassic World Rebirth review. Which leads to the bulk of this episode: cinema may be hot in LA but is a dying medium across the globe. Why does Brandon torture himself by going to the movies? Mass review and our “oh we get this” church moment with Church’s chicken. Mumford; a colonial reenactment place in Western New York is brought up, shout out to Mumford. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37630180

LL 523 "Wife Beaters" 07/25/2025

LL 523 "Wife Beaters" One more point about Carlitos Way. Who really is the GOAT of acting and the two on two acting battle debate. AMC vs Regal. Why people aren’t seeing movies and how that probably won’t change. F1 review, with not any spoilers (Credere is yet to see it). Reading Rainbow theme. Brandon’s recycling past and present. LL sports: nfl Vegas over and under team wins, just a teaser before our kickoff show. Women are getting “gains” now more than ever, we find out why. When did the term wife beater start being used when referring to an A shirt/tanktop. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37542450

LL 521 "Mike Alstott Year" 07/17/2025

LL 521 "Mike Alstott Year" The guys discuss age on this one. Brandon is turning 44 which was the number we thought was worn by full back Mike Alstott(turns out he’s number 40). Credere weaves a metaphor of his on field prowess to how we should live day to day. The battle of the LA zoo. Watching Carlitos Way again, really hits different. Red Bull light, daily recommended dose of caffeine and Jager bombs end up in Energy Drink Round-Up. Fuck having long hair and bicycles. Brandon’s mom confirms how many of his ticks/quirks are actually just hand me downs. The Moa is being brought back, why? /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37450205

LL 520 “Camera Caricatures” 07/11/2025

LL 520 “Camera Caricatures” In typical LL fashion the boys spin how being on camera can cost you your life into a 360 degree episode. In Memoriam: Michael Madsen and Young Noble. Shout out Kershaw. Fourth of July community vibes and outsider vibes all at the same event. Grad parties back in the day. What race has the most dwarves (we used the M word and apologize for it). Ooo Weeee minute: yes cannabis is much stronger and label the shit correctly. Enjoy our talk about Billions and Dan Soder. We get political quickly and really don’t take a side, sorry. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37369735

LL 519 “Randy Jackson Tater Skins” 07/04/2025

LL 519 “Randy Jackson Tater Skins” Brandon got his glasses from Costco and he is damn happy with the price. That’s not all that was purchased at Costco; pizza flavored chips. The younger generation is “cooked” from stress, skin care, social media, no community, and the world today. As some old guys (as Brandon put it not Credere) we really see why we think we have the better generation. Baby animal books from China are bullshit. Two Trader Joe’s: the huge scoop. Brandon gets “weirder” in his 40s with gardening. Watch The Studio after our glowing review. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37280125

LL 518 "NBA Finally" 06/26/2025

LL 518 "NBA Finally" Yes the game is on while we record, yes you’ll already know before listening, but what you didn’t know is that today is Credere’s birthday….shout out. We talk war and why. Brandon tries to tell a simple 24 hour trip to SF that basically takes the length of the episode with all of the off ramps taken. Said off ramps include: Goodfellas and The Departed talk. Oakland isn’t that bad, its western Buffalo. Brandon found his way to fly, so good bye anxiety stories and hello Xanax induced ones. Happy birthday Credere /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37170835

LL 517 "Coupla Episodes Ago" 06/19/2025

LL 517 "Coupla Episodes Ago" We really circled back to the last month of podcasts to wrap it up in a nice bow. Quick LL sports as we’re watching the NBA finals. Dedications: Brian Wilson and Happy Birthday 2pac. Father’s Day 2025. Cancers don’t like to fly, we have proven this with great abundance. No Kings vs Army Parade, Iran vs Israel, who actually has nukes and why? Life on the Line single handledly could be Travoltas worst movie and Dragnet rules. Brandon the Hat Trend Setter. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/37084150

LL 516 “Lord’s Gym” 06/12/2025

LL 516 “Lord’s Gym” This weeks dedication is for Sly Stone, RIP. The gentlemen share their past with his music and possible scripts. The ICE situation in LA, we don’t get political we just say the facts. All the old shirts that made 1990-1992 worth living and cutting the sleeves off of. Brandon the hipster and Vinyl Segment. Judith the Nudith just because. Lullabies and Ed the zebra gets air lifted. Put a seat belt on for this one. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36979280

LL 515 "Nice Try Diddy" 06/05/2025

LL 515 "Nice Try Diddy" We steal a little bit from the Catholic Church by dedicating episodes from now on, or just this week who knows. But 515 is dedicated to you the actual fans who keep listening and find us somewhat relevant. Fight or flight issues. Exercise and its untold benefits. Underage kids really give Brandon fits on a Friday night. Sticking to your convictions even over something so miniscule, ie Bud Light being “gay”. A Saturday that was anxiety overload, along with Credere’s panic attack. Church clothes, preach, tabernacle. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36878930

LL 514 “Man/Djinn Sex Cult” 05/30/2025

LL 514 “Man/Djinn Sex Cult” The last days of Judi: zoo, more than waffles, and laughs. LL sports segue: bills offseason and nba playoffs. Also Brandon thinks using a 70 year old rule in basketball would make the game better. The time we spent with a scammer; the Isa saga is ongoing. Another failed script we attempted. Coconut water tastes like feet. Mission Impossible 8 review and watch the Pee Wee Herman doc. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36782730

LL 514 "Friend of Dorothy" 05/23/2025

LL 514 "Friend of Dorothy" Grandma Landed is a new restaurant in sunny California, but it was another SoCal chain restaurant that caused an earth shattering event to start out the show. Actual grandma lands and Brandon has been going non stop. The past weeks included but not limited to: Mexican Mother’s Day, Mother’s Day, golf, dodgers, missed anniversary, Santa Barbara, Olive Garden, and did Brandon steal his wedding intro. We also discuss Night Breed and Liver King; not must watches but fun ones. The WB backlot tour and Brandon’s failed writing career. This was an action packed vacation episode, enjoy. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36684315

LL 513 "Den Mother" 05/16/2025

LL 513 "Den Mother" This is a “special” liquor license because we talk about special people . Is applejacks a challenged person? Oh who’s applejacks maybe you should listen. Brandon golfs with a ghost but do ghosts have assholes? The movies that shaped us, not our favorites like we always list. Instead we look at movies that have inspired our passion for film and for life. We look back at the many stages of Guy Fieri and we have opinions. How to get rid of handmade family gifts, if there is a way. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36587260

LL 512 "We Want Harambe Sedated" 05/09/2025

LL 512 "We Want Harambe Sedated" Half of the history of this podcast has been drunk, the other half sober: just a tidbit fo dat azz. Animals having souls. CERN and the Large Hadron Collider conspiracy theory. Children’s Day at the zoo and adults drink 100mgs. The science behind heavy THC dosing per Brandon (zero science). Ironman athletes of this generation. NBA conference final picks. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36502785

LL 511 “Gonna Be May” 05/02/2025

LL 511 “Gonna Be May” The boys have a chuckle at may-mays ™️ and the silliness of people. Then we get a little deep with people taking their life for granted and how different our journeys have been. Credere is a focused straight arrow that always gets the same haircut, Brandon changes his hair as soon as it looks good and jumps all over the place. Quick LL sports: NFL draft and NBA playoffs. Suegro weekend. Ghostbuster 2 was a precursor to modern day sequels or every movie at the box office. Brandon rewatches Pulp Fiction with fresh eyes yet still has the same reaction. Per Credere if you don’t use it you lose it. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36404895

LL 510 “Mustaches on the Come Up” 04/25/2025

LL 510 “Mustaches on the Come Up” Well we have talked about Sinners for the past two episodes. So why not give you a review with spoilers (skip to 29 min to avoid) since we both went to see it. Brandon manages to upgrade Credere’s score with his analysis: shout out. Dyngus Day 2025 full effect. Why did Brandon cut his beard, are mustaches reminiscent of a manlier time, and more metrosexual topics. Easter/420 weekend. Be a man. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36302490

LL 509 "100% Sinners" 04/18/2025

LL 509 "100% Sinners" Happy Easter to all of you and your families. This was a heavy movie and television show based episode, sue us. First off a more detailed look at last weeks title The Ghost and the Darkness. Here’s what else we review: Y2K, 2073, Lake George, Creed 2, Running Point, Sneaker Heads, and the David Blaine show. Easter bunny photos and shitting at cheesecake round out this holiday special. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36215250

LL 508 "Ghost and the Darkness" 04/11/2025

LL 508 "Ghost and the Darkness" In our memorial for Val Kilmer we some how manage to talk about the upcoming NFL season, don’t worry we cycle back around. Radio cornball shit still exists and is kinda fun. Brandon’s obsession with Christian Slater. How bad is Good American Family am I right? A Complete Unknown completely fucking blows. Sinners hype. This was a wild one, if you liked it leave us a positive review. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/36092760

LL 507 "Sea Cruise" 04/04/2025

LL 507 "Sea Cruise" Ooo weee baby we have a banger this week! Brandon’s got anniversaries, birthdays, and homophobia when researching last weeks title. Our state of America segment: tesla, tactical dads, and acting locally. Not Like Us might have joined Hit Em Up, not in a good way. Little girls dance recitals. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35999630

LL 506 "No Need for Jizz Face" 03/28/2025

LL 506 "No Need for Jizz Face" A simple first trip to the mall gets really turned inside out when we somehow discuss porn. Influencers getting clowned is kinda stupid, plus about 6 movies that are “aight but kinda stupid”. Back to the mall for some hot pretzels and expensive baby blankets. Then we have our annual AGS (any given sunday) review, this year with fresh concepts and points of view. Gratitude from a gift isn’t about a thank you, it’s about using that gift. Tales from the liquor store and “Thick ATF” might be the first adult film the boys will direct. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35897885

LL 505 “Druski vs Rizzler” 03/21/2025

LL 505 “Druski vs Rizzler” Anthony Michael Hall really had a run and was smart. Watch Johnny B Goode damn you. Credere and Brandon’s watch list. Influencer roundup with our disgust interspersed. What headphones are you wearing? What is the best frames for Brandon’s next pair of glasses. Tanning talk. This one was fun to do thanks to Dr Norms THC cookies, Dr Norm fucks! /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35800535

LL 504 "Big League Chew" 03/14/2025

LL 504 "Big League Chew" Shout out to the 504 (area not zip code). Quick NBA talk. Cigarette companies stopped candy cigarettes but did it make a difference. Andrew Schultz special has a bit about IVF that Brandon says describes his whole past year. Many recommendations made on this episode. Great American films and what makes them great. Two heterosexual men choose what male actor is hotter. Brandon is Good Will Hunting of the laundry room. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35680840

LL 503 "No More Oscar Parties" 03/07/2025

LL 503 "No More Oscar Parties" On Academy Award night the guys reflect on how much they don’t care about the awards, not even to be antagonistic. Oscar Parties of years past. Current films we watched. Baby photo shoot and a new Armenian Dr. graces Brandon’s life. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35570550

LL 502 “Atmospheric River” 02/28/2025

LL 502 “Atmospheric River” In this truly San Antonio Spurs themed episode we talk the Admiral, kid shrinks, and Coach Pop. Young people aren't drinking and Brandon has proof. The British bake off is Brandon’s favorite show: he details why and how it differs from American trashy shows. Watch The Bad Guys before the sequel comes out. Heat: a retrospective 30 years later. Elon and Tesla. A Polish Harlem globetrotter. Farming talk but real gangsta. /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35476310

LL 501 “Dem Jeans” 02/21/2025

LL 501 “Dem Jeans” The boys do a brief history of Levi’s and Brandon not wearing wranglers. Fatherhood a month in: not too much to do but zero down time. SNL 50 review of the show and concert, some spoilers; our bad. Fetty Wop history and his connection to Bluetooth speakers. Movie reviews: The Gorge, Bad Boys 4, Long Legs, and Piece by Piece, shout out Pharrell. Brandon thinks movies and sports will end, Credere thinks they are set up for the future. Whose side are you on? /episode/index/show/liquorlicense/id/35373505

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