Liquor License
Two friends traverse the world of film, sports, culture, history and hip hop in this comedy podcast. The handsome gents take you down their past, present and attempt to predict the future.
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LL 460 "No Bad Day's"
05/10/2024
LL 460 "No Bad Day's"
A few points to wrap up about Brandon’s parents trip. Grammar and clothing should they be mutually exclusive? What happens with our parents stuff: we make the hard decisions. We don’t talk about “issues” because there’s too many of them, but we hit on campus protests and the rap beef wars fairly quick. Stuff watched and reviewed: Harry Potter 5-7.5, Fallout, Unfrosted and Tom Brady Roast. As a way to better your week: No Bad Day’s.
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LL 459 “Yahtzee”
05/03/2024
LL 459 “Yahtzee”
Brandon’s parents visit. What is a berth and other nautical terms. Places to visit in the wonderful San Fernando Valley. Credere says no to booze and yes to exercise. Beverage minute takes us down a rabbit hole with laughs along the way (i puked writing that). Filming on a green screen and where AI is headed in the film industry. White people fun and games. Brandon’s review and spoiler of Civil War is cut short by Credere agreeing to go see it. So make sure to see Civil War this week and join us next time for a boisterous good time.
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LL 458 “Never Had a Friend Like Me”
04/26/2024
LL 458 “Never Had a Friend Like Me”
Welcome friends to a fun episode where we discuss (but not limited to): Empathy & channeling stress, the imminent threat of nuclear war is old news, bath bomb instructions, being around people of the same race. Brandon doesn’t want to say the n word so he replaces it with Rumpelstilskin. 418 is the new 420. Black Hippy and 2024 album reviews. Relaxed fit vs slim fit, new dad jeans and Copper Joe Biden arm sleeves. What a doozy!
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LL 457 “Auto Pilot”
04/19/2024
LL 457 “Auto Pilot”
Our Annual 420 Episode - We try to convince you that you don’t have to be an inconvenience. Old people will wait. Car talk. Wrestlemania 40 recap and Brandon may fully be back into wrestling. Monday Night Wars series on Peacock (we keep going back). BMF belt and UFC 300. Why doesn’t the Arclight exist anymore? Moment of silence for our favorite theater. Get High or Don't, Responsibly.
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LL 456 "Oil Green"
04/12/2024
LL 456 "Oil Green"
The boys take us inside the world before internet porn and how beautiful Mrs Hillary was. The Vegas shooting and the cover up. North Korean hole in ones and Putin’s height. Old days of dispensaries. Kong x Godzilla review and pros and cons of 4DX. Shopping and knowing what you want. We came with the goods this week players.
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LL 455 “Cut of his Jib”
04/05/2024
LL 455 “Cut of his Jib”
Brandon has been speaking in olde English as of late, Credere champions it. White Men Can’t Jump 32 years old and hood theaters. Shout outs to our moms. Old lady massage. DJ Burns Jr and the fun of the NCAA tournament. Oooo Weeee Review: Pabsts and Emerald Fire OG. The Gentleman tv series review. Four years of sobriety.
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LL 454 "Chiropractor Breakup"
03/29/2024
LL 454 "Chiropractor Breakup"
She never made the podcast but long time listener Jill the Thrill had a tumultuous trip. Women that smoke ooo weee. Blue Face strain. We break up with our chiropractor. Palisades, Pasadena, and Huntington Garden. Shit water and the state of retail in 2024. Roadhouse the Jake Gyllenhal film we refuse to watch. The original isn’t that great but we still love it. Should Brandon “drop knowledge”? Let us know! IG: liquor_license_podcast
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LL 453 “The ABCs of Film”
03/22/2024
LL 453 “The ABCs of Film”
Guests are incoming to Brandon’s place so it’s in tip top shape as Credere takes notice. Getting a black stone grill for free. Spring Break Fo Eva Year 7 of that reference. We then discuss what classifies a movie as an A B or lower, remember this is our grading system not some school learnt stuff. Then we grade: Noah, Dumb Money, Yesterday, and recap Dynasty.
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LL 452 “For All That Matter”
03/15/2024
LL 452 “For All That Matter”
The title is just something said because Brandon was 50mg deep in a St Ides. We declare LL to be the show Bone Thugs is discussed the most and if you tuned in for that: buckle up. Mas Dame Mas. Mr Worldwide and Credere hasn’t been to a nightclub in twenty plus years. Rejects vs New Boys vs a Jerk. UFC fight and the 5 closure; real fun stuff. Tennis elbow blues but worse Zoom call.
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LL 451 “Street Takeover”
03/08/2024
LL 451 “Street Takeover”
The podcast team is worried about your health so they offer some tips and products to help. Watching Super Mario Bros movie and Mario in general. A Jonah Hill joint and Napoleon both stink. How much movies cost vs box office. Car shows and street takeovers are not something we know anything about. Dinner at Vitello’s and Dame Mas. Mexican restaurants stop with the dance floor. MJs deal with Epcot Center.
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LL 450 “Escape from LA”
03/01/2024
LL 450 “Escape from LA”
Harlem Globetrotter-ish baseball teams are flooding the south. Our dad’s sins of the past and our proactive nature canceling those demons. 84ers a new group cluster of suspended maturity adults that buy Ray Bans. Check out Party Down and MI: Dead Reckoning. Maybe skip anything Adam Sandler.
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LL 449 “Hydration Kings”
02/23/2024
LL 449 “Hydration Kings”
We may have a new podcast name soon. The NBA Allstar weekend; what it used to be and what it became. Stupid Brandon side bits: his wife’s last name and losing a tooth. Credere’s dental awareness and credit card knowledge. Kooky pirate vs pirates booty: a rehashing of gay bar vs strip club. Movie reviews: Fury Road (again), Killer of the Flower Moon and Clerks III. More like Bradley Pooper.
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LL 448 "No Shit. Lance Ito"
02/16/2024
LL 448 "No Shit. Lance Ito"
Super Bowl 58 is over and we have to talk about it (no it’s not LL Sports). Who’s a Killer in the NFL? Stafford hate. People you’re closest to don’t appreciate your art until a broader audience does. Work friends as you age. Brandon’s place looks like the Ms Jackson video after the recent rain. Tom Arnold doing stand up kinda and The Ice House special guest.
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LL 447 "Homie Don't Play That"
02/09/2024
LL 447 "Homie Don't Play That"
Media Day from Liquor License studios. First announcement: Credere is not a sex god but more a sex doctor. Then We talk local radio stations, songs that question leaving LA, music while tanning and True Detective 4. The 2024 Grammys and shout out to Snoop Dogg. The evolution of power bars and energy drinks. Guinness Book of Records has gone too far: fast rap and oldest dog battle.
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LL 446 “Nintendo Ass Kicking”
02/02/2024
LL 446 “Nintendo Ass Kicking”
Brandon is on a Bill Maher kick, he explains. Credere got his ass kicked four times one of those was over a misplaced Nintendo cartridge. Living in 2024: the pros (for once). Customer service may become a hot commodity. The new fridge finally. Driving through LA and actually enjoying it. Shout out to Luke and the Comedy Store.
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LL 445 "Little Rascals"
01/26/2024
LL 445 "Little Rascals"
Brandon mourns the death of his sports fandom. The Bills are a “Buffalo 9”. It’s not all sports but we make picks. Toothsome Candy Factory review. Tales from the liquor store: 13 year old stabbing, crazy people admitting to losing their minds, black guy butt cheeks, and underpolicing. Old people and collections. Arclight shout out and Credere’s menu while seeing a film round out this laugh filled episode.
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LL 444 “DJ Dickweed”
01/19/2024
LL 444 “DJ Dickweed”
Often invited special guest: DJ joins LL. We discuss trip here to LA. Shout out to official sponsor and Paulie for also being out here for the Bills game (small sports segment, cmon it’s short). LA’s fake housing solution. Rewatch Sideways because Brandon realized why he hated it so much: his own self loathing. White guy movie vs just a guys movie. White people’s anthem is there one? Put on your Stacey Adams and find out on this special edition of LL.
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LL 443 "Too Much Good Stuff"
01/12/2024
LL 443 "Too Much Good Stuff"
Well look at us dedicating an episode to Katt Williams las† week and he went viral, we didn't. Yet Where was Katt right and what makes sense from Club Shay Shay interview. Women's winter fashion minute. Howard Stern and Sirius radio days. Foreigners wear tight shit. The Connors and offensive plant/animal names. Can you be sexually assaulted in the metaverse? What is the metaverse? Your hosts answer these hard hitting questions and pontificate on Olive Gardens new tag line.
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LL Sports Ep5 "Playoff Talk"
01/09/2024
LL Sports Ep5 "Playoff Talk"
Playoff Preview for that Ass!
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LL 442 "Internet Sleuth"
01/05/2024
LL 442 "Internet Sleuth"
Its a new year so why not discuss porn genres. A serious question about "21 Questions". People who make background music have it made. DJ Shadow: Brandon's history with the man and his music. Applebees: Eating Mediocre in the Neighborhood. Katt Williams stand up concert tour. Bigger Jordan enthusiasts: hispanics or black. New Years wishes to all of you and your families. This is the year to tell a friend about LL, then you can discuss the stuff that we badly discussed.
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LL 441 “They Reminisce Over 2023”
12/29/2023
LL 441 “They Reminisce Over 2023”
We start with video game talk and Xmas pasts. Brandon got a switch (not the will smith song). The Dog Brothers from Sex in the 90s. Sofi recap from Credere and Brandon’s trip through Inglewood, surprisingly not up to no good. Topo Chico twist and 1/2 of young adults live at home. The year wrap up and it ain’t pretty. Happy New Year to all you supportive listeners.
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LL 440 "Steamy Tub Talk"
12/22/2023
LL 440 "Steamy Tub Talk"
The office Christmas party extravanganza year 7 is here! We got gifts, we got stories, and you’ll get your funny bone tickled. Hennessey has good targeted marketing. Brandon has 2 insights into what makes him tick: being around old people and not being present. Jeff Bezos discussion. Evidence and OOO WEE review: The Weed. Epsom salt measurements.
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LL 439 “A Fridge Too Far”
12/15/2023
LL 439 “A Fridge Too Far”
Brandon details the saga that has been getting a new fridge with these asides: last minute Xmas gifts, measuring, what constitutes a good fridge, and the lousy customer service these days. The cut down all the branches on the LL smoke out. Suegro minute, shout out. Leave the World Behind rant. Next week is the always lively 8th annual office xmas party extravaganza.
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LL 438 "Playboy 19"
12/08/2023
LL 438 "Playboy 19"
Places that are not on our bucket lists, because we don't have bucket lists. Finding yourself at whatever age is key to aging respectfully, or so the LL mindful minute reminds you. Credere likes Ozark and Michael B Jordan complaints. Brandon's first international players ball (wedding) in Mexico. Canna Club, procrastinating, chinese food and the racial breakdown of Mexicali. Weddings are for already married people: bar none.
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LL Sports Ep 4 "4x Super Bowl Champs"
12/04/2023
LL Sports Ep 4 "4x Super Bowl Champs"
You Love LL + You love LL Sports = You love America or at least good takes.
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LL 437 "Dirty Water Dogs"
12/01/2023
LL 437 "Dirty Water Dogs"
An addendum to episode 436s Beatles talk. Amazon really fucked up Brandon’s Xmas surprise. A new fridge in the future and Gabriel from Best Buy. Addiction what is at its core and what is a reasonable amount of an addiction? Fan Poll of cover art!! Two hours with the IRS and dadisms to play us out.
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LL 436 "Now And Then"
11/23/2023
LL 436 "Now And Then"
Save Weddington golf history, Sportszilla, and how in cahoots Harvard Westlake is with LA politics. Another Beatles lesson for Credere and the listeners. When customers attack. Sleeveless shirt over a t shirt. The therapy push for America, is it too much? Don’t let the description fool you we were baked off Disco Bunnies (Brandon’s Home Grown) so we took most of the topics lightly.
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LL 435 “Glamour Shots”
11/17/2023
LL 435 “Glamour Shots”
The joy of betting. EIS: actors strike ending and what the industry will look like; it’s not good. Haven’t eating anything all day. Strip Clubs. Regular people becoming thieves: four stories to prove it. Russian River why would you make cans? Happy Thanksgiving everyone and enjoyed time with family, maybe also talk about strip clubs.
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LL 434 "Consumer Reports"
11/10/2023
LL 434 "Consumer Reports"
How do you feel about glass bottles, insoles, undershirts and mayonaisse? Well we sure have opinions on each and are not afraid to expel it. Rodney and Bob: male chefs. Movie reviews are in for the month. We saw: Killers of the Flower Moon, The Irishman, Strays and Old Dads. Holidays are coming up fast so don’t forget to tell a bud about LL, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.
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LL 433 “Ice Spice Capades”
11/03/2023
LL 433 “Ice Spice Capades”
We hope you’re liking the energy of the studio episodes, we sure are. R.I.P. Richard Roundtree (seems like we’re doing goddamn death dedications every week). The late 1900s. Snoop is 52. Progressive has shown us 85ers for years. Who actually purchases ice? Lakers game and the two hour window of love/hating LA. The past couple bangers are evidence enough to tell some friends about the show and we thank you for listening.
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