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In finishing last episode Brandon watches 40 year old virgin and they finish that episodes-long conversation (finally). Sydney Sweeney, Cracker Barrel and Caitlyn Clark are all hot topics, why? What’s really being hidden? The history of Epsom salts, as always fascinating stuff amigos.
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Welcome to our favorite time of the year. Kick back as we get you ready for the NFL season by breaking down division winners, playoff predictions and who takes the Lombardi home. We also give our picks for the leagues individual awards. LL sports never disappoints, so bet big if that's your vice cuz LL's got you covered like a Bills blanket at the Super Bowl in Santa Clara, Shoutout Marv Levy.
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Brandon has “Newsom hair” and hates it. Scratcher tickets now have NFL teams on them, just not the ones you want. Testerup app is kinda bullshit. Defending 40 year old virgin as best comedy of the past 25 years. We then do a list of best comedies prior to 2000. Some Bills talk and some of that.
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Credere becomes a godfather again but it was presented much differently this time. Black movie breakdown. WASSUP (weird animal segment): how Chameleons change colors, it’s way weirder than you think. Also, side note we were a little baked so the science behind the conversation may not be 100%. LA praise and cons: fix the sidewalks, hot guys make Brandon insecure and he’s surrounded by them, and Lake Balboa 20 years later. Chance the drunk and Cliff Collins connection. Completionism: is a new self diagnosis Brandon has given himself which leads to many of his faults. Enjoy.
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We give everyone a preview of the upcoming LL Sports NFL season breakdown (but we realize it and save it). Hard Knocks, Billions and The Good House were watched and reviewed. Freaky Tales teaser for next week, the movie not actual freaky tales. Dan Q Landscaping and a vhs tape: of a sub genre of film from 1987-1993 dubbed Island Comedies (yes we made that up). We Landed on the Moon! And are planning on putting a nuclear reactor there?! What! Brandon has a sneaker section in his phone with you guessed it pictures of his sneakers, wish that was a joke.
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Shout out to Marv Levy being 100, some Bills talk, some LL sports (shit happens). Quarterbacks on Netflix really picked some duds. Happy Gilmore 2 review and entire plot reveal. Drinking minute: malt liquor is out of control. Baby stuff does not laugh. Porn, Sirius radio, Van Nuys golf and alcoholism all tie this one together.
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Well we’re a bit late but we still dedicate the episode to Ozzy and Hulk. Credere confused Kiss with Black Sabbath, which leads to a classic rock discussion. Add to that some Beatles talk and Brandon’s wife thinking he likes a song about a fat lady. El Torito, best round of golf, and Jurassic World Rebirth review. Which leads to the bulk of this episode: cinema may be hot in LA but is a dying medium across the globe. Why does Brandon torture himself by going to the movies? Mass review and our “oh we get this” church moment with Church’s chicken. Mumford; a colonial reenactment place...
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One more point about Carlitos Way. Who really is the GOAT of acting and the two on two acting battle debate. AMC vs Regal. Why people aren’t seeing movies and how that probably won’t change. F1 review, with not any spoilers (Credere is yet to see it). Reading Rainbow theme. Brandon’s recycling past and present. LL sports: nfl Vegas over and under team wins, just a teaser before our kickoff show. Women are getting “gains” now more than ever, we find out why. When did the term wife beater start being used when referring to an A shirt/tanktop.
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The guys discuss age on this one. Brandon is turning 44 which was the number we thought was worn by full back Mike Alstott(turns out he’s number 40). Credere weaves a metaphor of his on field prowess to how we should live day to day. The battle of the LA zoo. Watching Carlitos Way again, really hits different. Red Bull light, daily recommended dose of caffeine and Jager bombs end up in Energy Drink Round-Up. Fuck having long hair and bicycles. Brandon’s mom confirms how many of his ticks/quirks are actually just hand me downs. The Moa is being brought back, why?
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In typical LL fashion the boys spin how being on camera can cost you your life into a 360 degree episode. In Memoriam: Michael Madsen and Young Noble. Shout out Kershaw. Fourth of July community vibes and outsider vibes all at the same event. Grad parties back in the day. What race has the most dwarves (we used the M word and apologize for it). Ooo Weeee minute: yes cannabis is much stronger and label the shit correctly. Enjoy our talk about Billions and Dan Soder. We get political quickly and really don’t take a side, sorry.
info_outlineA simple first trip to the mall gets really turned inside out when we somehow discuss porn. Influencers getting clowned is kinda stupid, plus about 6 movies that are “aight but kinda stupid”. Back to the mall for some hot pretzels and expensive baby blankets. Then we have our annual AGS (any given sunday) review, this year with fresh concepts and points of view. Gratitude from a gift isn’t about a thank you, it’s about using that gift. Tales from the liquor store and “Thick ATF” might be the first adult film the boys will direct.