Alice in Wonderland – We’re All Mad Here - Part 3 of 3

The cat vanishes.

This episode is made for kids.

Performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this extract was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl.
 

Florence Hood is a teller of tales. Purveyor of doughnuts. Owner of dog. Runs short fiction podcast Oncefictionpod https://twitter.com/oncefictionpod

Hem Cleveland is Dungeon M'Lady and Producer of DnD podcast The Lucky Die. Among many other things. https://www.theluckydie.com/

Karin Heimdahl is the creator of audio drama Y2K. https://y2kpod.com/

TRANSCRIPT

ALICE (not buying the argument but still polite) How do you know that you’re mad?”
CAT To begin with, a dog’s not mad. You grant that?
ALICE I suppose so.
CAT Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags its tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.
ALICE I call it purring, not growling.
CAT Call it what you like. Do you play croquet with the Queen to-day?
ALICE I should like it very much, but I haven’t been invited yet.
CAT You’ll see me there then. (vanishes, sound effect)
ALICE (not very surprised) Oh.

Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this version was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl.

Music and sound effects from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.