Mentally Screwed
Navigating Adult Life with a Learning Disability To wrap up the season, I’m getting a little personal but keeping it entirely silly. I talk about being diagnosed with a learning disability at a very young age and how navigating life with it looks from the inside. Expect plenty of sarcasm, self-deprecation, and character act-outs. 🎧 In this episode, we cover: * 0:40 - A bad diagnosis, really * 1:54 - My brain takes advantage of me in my adult life * 3:54 - My love for creativity doesn’t help my focus * 6:11 - New fake silly podcast sponsor 👇Subscribe for more short...
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Old Sayings, Disappointing Spirit Animals & Birthday Bans! Three completely random, ridiculous topics packed into one 10-minute ish solo podcast. First, I rewrite old sayings that make no sense today. Next, I share the devastating story of finding out my actual spirit animal. Finally, a pitch for why we need to stop celebrating every single birthday. 🎧 In this episode, we cover: * 0:15 - Fixing old sayings for the modern world * 2:30 - The extreme disappointment of my spirit animal reveal * 4:10 - My silly thoughts on birthdays we should actually keep *...
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News, Weather & Sports Jargon Makes No Sense Does anyone actually understand what anchorpeople are saying? Today, I dive into why all news, weather forecasts, and sports commentaries sound exactly the same. It's just a wall of confusing jargon that makes it impossible for me to follow what is actually happening in the world. 🎧 In this episode, we cover: * 0:38 - Too much fluff in the news. * 2:50 - Silly sports commentators jargon. * 3:56 - Weather people give too much extra info. * 4:50 - Commercial templates are all so similar. 👇Subscribe for more...
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Why We Need to Stop Burying People Do dead people really need real estate? In this episode, I share my very silly, tongue-in-cheek thoughts on why we need to completely phase out traditional burials and heavily lean into cremation. Let's optimize the graveyard space! 🎧 In this episode, we cover: * 0:32 - A surprise cemetery plot. * 2:20 - What to do with my ashes. * 6:34 - The things they can do with ashes these days. * 8:35 - This would be worse than cremation. 👇Subscribe for more short comedy rants every week! Follow me on...
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I Was Groomed by a Vegan I am not a vegan, but for a brief moment in time, I was tricked into thinking I was. In today's episode, I tell the silly, cautionary tale of dating a girl who slowly, masterfully brainwashed me into eating plants. It’s a story of love, betrayal, and a bad apple. 🎧 In this episode, we cover: * 1:04 - The beginning. * 2:58 - Little red flags. * 5:38 - Why vegans are like serial killers. * 7:34 - New grooming terminology. 👇Subscribe for more short comedy rants every week! Follow me on Instagram: Youtube:
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The Tragic Demise of Kissing Booths. Whatever happened to carnival kissing booths?! Join me In this 10-minute ish solo comedy podcast, as I act out a completely made-up story of how kissing booths first started and how an entire town got weirdly involved. 🎧 In this episode, we cover: * 0:45 - Imagine kissing booths in todays world? * 2:45 - The town meeting that changed it all. * 4:48 - Families divided due to kissing booth approval. * 7:00 - One bad apple ruins it for all. 👇 Subscribe for more short comedy rants every week! Follow...
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On this ep of The Mentally Screwed Podcast i yell at the Rona, aka the virus, just for a sec. Then we play a fun quarantine game! Most of us are either stuck home bored or need a break from all this news. So, get everyone into the room, and lets play a fun game together. Destress, and have a few laughs. What else you gonna do while you're not using all the toilet paper you bought? Lets keep our spirits up.
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First dates are tough. Guys and girls are both self conscious going into it. I think girls tend to think into things more then guys do. However, girls do hide it better. On this episode # 32 of the Mentally Screwed podcast i turn the tables and give my example of what it would look like if i guy thought into things as much as girls did. Don't do this before a date. haha Enjoy!
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DON'T HIRE YOUR FRIENDS
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THE INTENT IN COMEDY IS IMPORTANT.
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I am not a vegan, but for a brief moment in time, I was tricked into thinking I was. In today's episode, I tell the silly, cautionary tale of dating a girl who slowly, masterfully brainwashed me into eating plants. It’s a story of love, betrayal, and a bad apple.
🎧 In this episode, we cover:
* 1:04 - The beginning.
* 2:58 - Little red flags.
* 5:38 - Why vegans are like serial killers.
* 7:34 - New grooming terminology.
👇Subscribe for more short comedy rants every week!
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