Movies with Ron
Once, the skies were dotted with them. Magnificent horned dildos and their hot-breathed wind. All hail Casiodorus Ron, dragonslayer!
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It's that time of year again, folks! There is no good. There is no evil. There is only Ron.
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Ron ain't too old for this $#!* so he recaps his favorite sequel from 1989 starring 5 Beers Gibson, Danny Backpounder, Robert & Mia's daughter, and a wadded-up ball of human waste named Joe Pesci. *Spoilers Ahead*
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I love the smell of wasteland in the morning, and mutants too. This week, Ron recaps a cult favorite starring Roddy Piper as a man so virile, even the frogs can't get enough.
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Living for himself and answering to nobody, the mighty barbarian warrior, Ron, decides to recap 1983's favorite boob contest.
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Ron's back, in 3D, with 2 balls, and a recap of 1983's best horror film starring Anthony Anthony, Gene Quintano, $1.05, and a crapload of climbing gear!
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Everybody relax, Ron's here to look that big ole John Carpenter right in the brown eye and recap some pure 1986 magic: Dude, Where's My Truck? So sit tight, hold the fort, and remember what old Egg Shen says at a time like this, "Wasn't easy!"
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Two men enter; one man recaps our favorite "death on foot" played by Mel Gibson, with Tina Turner hot on his tail in a gold phallus. So bring a diaper, a sax, and a gut full of fear. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Max Max Beyond Thunderdome is here! Recap starts at 00:10:30
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It's a theatrical episode! Did you think Ron could go see the new Evil Dead and not tell us about it? So sit down, shut up, fuse with a couple family members, and let's do this!
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This week, Ron wipes out most of life on Earth with his recap of a quintessential 80s favorite starring Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney, and Robert Beltran. Recap starts at 00:08:40
info_outlineThis week, Ron (of empty crib and stillborn foal) makes the undoing of the cosmos sound pretty great in one of our favorite "man out of time" recaps starring Julian Sands, Richard E. Grant, and the beautiful Lori Singer.
*MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*