Movies with Ron
For those who just want to catch up on a film they would otherwise never see. And sometimes dildos.
info_outline Ep. 169 - Big Trouble in Little China 08/20/2023
Ep. 169 - Big Trouble in Little China Everybody relax, Ron's here to look that big ole John Carpenter right in the brown eye and recap some pure 1986 magic: Dude, Where's My Truck? So sit tight, hold the fort, and remember what old Egg Shen says at a time like this, "Wasn't easy!"
info_outline Ep. 168 - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 06/18/2023
Ep. 168 - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome Two men enter; one man recaps our favorite "death on foot" played by Mel Gibson, with Tina Turner hot on his tail in a gold phallus. So bring a diaper, a sax, and a gut full of fear. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Max Max Beyond Thunderdome is here! Recap starts at 00:10:30
info_outline Ep. 157 - Gremlins 2 02/06/2022
Ep. 157 - Gremlins 2 You know something, Mean Gene, you don't have to remind me and my Ronmaniacs that Gremlins 2 is Joe Dante's true masterpiece, starring Haviland Morris, Tony Randall, and the lovable John Glover. You just have to ask yourself one question: What are you gonna do when the Ronster runs wild on YOU!?
info_outline Ep. 156 - Santa Claus: The Movie 12/19/2021
Ep. 156 - Santa Claus: The Movie Santa shakes his belly like a bowlful of jelly, watches his worst employee cheat on him with John Lithgow, then goes around the world with a homeless minor! Come unwrap this recap with Ron and the gang. Do you know how to say, "Yo?"
info_outline Ep. 154 - Showdown in Little Tokyo 08/22/2021
Ep. 154 - Showdown in Little Tokyo Hold on to your milk because Movies with Ron will never be the same again. Our favorite recapper spews a 90's action flick starring Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Vernee Watson, and Takayo "Do the thing" Fischer.
info_outline Ep. 152 - Solarbabies 06/13/2021
Ep. 152 - Solarbabies Nurse Candy returns (!) just in time for a beloved 80s stinker starring James Le Gros, who plays a socially awkward bad-ass that leads his post-apocalyptic rollerskating team against an army of fascists, and all from a supporting role. Jason Patrick and Jamie Gertz are in it as well.
info_outline Ep. 148 - The Exorcist 3 02/14/2021
Ep. 148 - The Exorcist 3 I believe in death. I believe in disease. I believe in George C. Scott and Pulitzer prize-winning playwrights. I believe in injustice and inhumanity, and producing an excellent recap of William Peter Blatty's underrated masterpiece of horror with my brother.
info_outline Ep. 147 - Gremlins 12/24/2020
Ep. 147 - Gremlins Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, and Gizmo star in this recap we'll remember all through our lives, about a pandemic almost as bad as Covid. So cash that unemployment check, spike that eggnog, and forget your troubles, because the gang made a Christmas episode.
info_outline Ep. 146 - The Blob 11/15/2020
Ep. 146 - The Blob If you're into day-drinking and gorge-jumping, then Ron's got a recap just for you! Starring Shawnee Smith and Kevin Dillon, this remake of a 1950's Steve McQueen flick ain't f#%kin around. Sorry for the delay, and thanks for the support!
info_outline Ep. 145 - Poltergeist 2 10/11/2020
Ep. 145 - Poltergeist 2 Come with me! And don't worry about seeing the first one, because we got Will Sampson, Julian Beck, and Geraldine Fitzgerald in a not-so-well-received sequel to an 80s horror classic. So why do we prefer this one, you might ask? Because this time the ghosts enter through both ends. Just ask Craig T. Nelson...
info_outline Ep. 144 - Supernova 09/19/2020
Ep. 144 - Supernova In space no one can hear you get creamed by a 9th-dimensional sex toy that may or may not make us all rich as f#@k. This week, Ron recaps a James Spader and Angela Bassett film that was supposed to usher in the new millenium, but instead taught us to never pick up hitchhikers.
info_outline Ep. 143 - Vampire in Brooklyn 08/16/2020
Ep. 143 - Vampire in Brooklyn In 1996, Wes Craven and Eddie Murphy blessed the world with the Scream and Nutty Professor franchises; so it's only fitting that Ron takes us back a year prior to an overlooked experiment in horror and comedy, as a token of appreciation and support for the black community, and to teach everyone in this uncertain world: evil is good and ass is good, and if you find a piece of evil ass... WOO!
info_outline Ep. 142 - Hard Target 07/05/2020
Ep. 142 - Hard Target Alright buffaloes, get ready for a recap that'll rip you a new orifice. It's the ultimate mash-up of a naive first-timer and a cheesy egotist: John Woo and Jean-Claude Van Damme! Let's not forget the charming Arnold Vosloo, the gravely Lance Henriksen, the one and only Wilford I-Can-Smell-Dem Brimley, and a mullet so wet it'll make a snake's mouth ache.